DAWN Happy Krismas :)

Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him "Rover" atau "Spot". I call mine Sex. Now, Sex has been very embarrassing to me. When I went to the City Hall to renew the dog's license, I told the clerk that I would like a license for Sex. He said, "I would like to have one too!" Then I said, "But she is a dog!" He berkata he didn't care what she looked like. I said, "You don't understand. ... I have had Sex since I was nine years old." He replied, "You must have been quite a strong boy." When I decided to get married, I told the minister that I would like to have Sex at the wedding. He told me...

I was bored =/ I tried to put just the people that I see around most as opposed to people that only pop in every now and then so if I didn’t put anda in it, I’m sorry

LPers, BLers gather here
And maybe we all could use a beer
But let’s make one thing very clear
Stalkers and shit talkers get kicked to the rear
Pinjas are the one thing anda should fear
You’ll cry and your make-up will smear
Might want to look in the mirror before anda decide to judge, my dear
Newbies come and newbies go but in the end we laugh cause you’re all queer
Just remember your not all welcome near
The epicness that...