Penguins of Madagascar Article: Multi Universal Race (a POM fanfic) Chapter 5

Multi Universal Race (a POM fanfic) Chapter 5

posted by mostar1219

In the "MAD" universe
Jack: Those penguins are right in front of us!!!
Ramsay: Don't worry, didn't anda say that anda can pull your head off and shoot api, kebakaran out of your eyes?
Jack: Yea.
Ramsay: Well, THROW YOUR HEAD AT THEM, SKELETON MAN!!! (Jack throws his head attempting to hit the penguins)
S: Rico, deploy Jackie Robinson pitcher mode! (Rico catches the head and throws it and it hits Team Johnny Test)
Susan: I'll press the net button. (presses a button and a net appears and catches Jack's head)
Johnny: Impressive. (everyone rides on the back of Clifford the Big Red Dog and go through the portal to the "Johnny Test" universe)
P: This must be a really small and wacky town.
Power Racer: Wacky, indeed. If anda see a wierd Darth Vadar-like guy, try your best to hit him.
S: How do anda know so much?
Power Racer: That's classified, Skipper. All anda need to know is that everyone else will be EATING MY DUST!!! (speeds up)
Johnny: Hmm, maybe one of these colorful buttons can help us out. (presses the parachute button)
Dukey: Well, I'm pressing the GREEN button! (presses the button to the Knock Out Purfume)
10 minit later
Johnny: (everyone wakes up) Woah! Didn't see THAT coming.
Mary: How come those penguins and masked racer are even farther ahead of us?
Power Racer: (yells back) Turns out we have similar Conscious Caution technology! (high fives Kowalski and everyone goes through the portal)
In Lyoko
Power Racer: Oh, the mountain sector.
P: And I see different parts of the other sectors! Even Sector 5!!
K: Of course! To keep the race from taking to long, the race had one part of each sector without the hassle!!!
Aelita: Odd, do anda have your laser arrows on you? It seems like they'll help us out.
Odd: No sweat, Mrs. Einstein. LASER ARROW!! (shoots an Arrow to the side of the penguins' car and causing them to be leaning at an edge)
Power Racer: What the? (drives up to the Penguins) GUYS!
P: Power Racer!
Power Racer: Quick, jump in my car and hurry!
S: Give us a good reason for us to jump in!
Power Racer: Because you'll ALL end up in the Digital Sea if anda don't!
S: Forget it! I don't trust gay folk like you! (quickly covers beak)
Power Racer: Wait, anda think I'm gay? Is that you're problem?
K: His problem! It's just that you've been helping us during the race and it's been unusual to him.
Power Racer: Everything will make sense soon enough. Get in! (the penguins get in the Power Racer's car and the penguins' car falls in the digital sea)
S: Are anda sure anda trust your gay stalker? (Kowalski punches Skipper in the gut)
P: Our car!
Power Racer: Don't worry, it'll be retrieved after the race.

kristalovepercy wow, that was...VERY werid. but awesome!! post soon

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Where I Belong Chapter 4: An Unexpected Uproar In The Colony

posted by legendary7

Damion's eyes were as wide as his jaw that had dropped in terror. His tight gripp loosened until Private fell to the icy ground.
D: "Dad! Dad!"
Damion fled like a coward, but Private couldn't blame him. Jeff raced up and they both ran for their lives.
A: "Private, are anda okay?!"
She pushed through the paniced crowd to Private, but she still couldn't reach him. All she could do was watch in terror as he laid on the ground getting trampled sejak the absentminded, frightened crowd.
S: "Private?! Private?!"
Private got on his flippers, but struggled to get to his feet. Then he heard her angelic voice,...

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Shining PoM (Parody) Chapter: 2

posted by legendary7

Kowalski paid no attention to the others.
S: "Kowalski, are anda okay, soldier?"
K: "Oh, of course, Skipper, because everybody loves having their plans demolished!"
Usually Skipper would have punished Kowalski for this untypical outburst, but he took pity on the fatigued penguin.
P: "Well, we could do something together inside. Maybe, cards or-"
K: "No! Leave me to my work!"
P: "But it won't be any fun without you, Kowalski."
Kowalski frustratedly gathered his stuff and stormed out. Private looked at Skipper sadly.
R: "Whao!"
S: "Don't worry, Private anda did nothing wrong."
R: "hggstgsgysdd safgys dgyah?"...

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The Private Who Cried serigala, serigala, wolf Chapter 5

posted by legendary7

Eventually the sun went down, but Skipper and Private were still asleep. It wasn't long after that when Skipper woke.
S: "Private?"
Private suddenly awoke and yawned.
S: "Private, anda need to go."
P: "Why? anda won't hurt me."
S: "I think anda should stay away from me ... just until Kowalski comes up with a cure."
P: "Skipper, I can't .."
S: "We don't have a choice."
P: "Yes, we do."
S: "What do anda mean?"
P: "Skipper, bite me."
S: "No, Private. anda need to go. It's clear I've done enough sejak putting those thoughts in your head."
P: "But anda didn't!"
S: "Then who did?"
P: "I had a dream it happened."
Skipper...

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Goodbye Private Chapter 9: An Important Desicion

posted by legendary7

Note: This is the concluding chapter. I've really had a good time Penulisan this fanfiction. Thanks to all of your awesome comments. After this I plan to post another one.

They all remained hugging, until Nigel realized a primary detail in their triumph missing. The Red tupai had escaped! Only he was unoblivious to this.
S: "I'm so proud of you, Young Private. You're a hero."
P: "Well, I must have got that from you, Skippa. I'm sorry for arguing with you. Are anda mad at me for running away?"
S: "No, Private anda saved my life. How could I be mad at anda for that, now?"
Private smiled an enormous...

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Breaking The Curse: Chapter 1 (WARNING! Skilene :D)

posted by WolfHeart23

This is a story about Marlene's wild side... And how she gets it cured. (My first Fanfic)
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-Marlene's point of view-

Here I am... Sitting in my habitat. Heh. lebih like a cave, atau a prison... It gets lonely around here, especially at night. That's when I get the urge to go take a walk in Central Park, maybe with a friend... But I can't. It's too much for me to handle. All the freedom is so intense, it scares me. I freak out... And turn into a crazy, foaming, psychopath. And when I'm like that, I don't think. I'm just like...

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Johnathon Nguyen's Review for "When the Chips are Down" and "Operation: Good Deed"

posted by karenkook

Operation: Good Deed - After seeing a kid perform a good deed (and preaching about it to an annoyed Alice), the Penguins are inspired to do good deeds themselves with the other zoo animals. In order to do that good deed, they must take part in a series of trades with the zoo animals, thanks to King Julien. Even if they are successful, does that mean that they are done performing good deeds for the day?

When the Chips Are Down - Mort wants his Cheesy-Bits! Even if it means trapping Private in the vending machine with him. After an almost-thorough cari of the zoo turns up nothing, King Julien...

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I Wanna Control You(?) Lyrics!!!

posted by KowalSkip9

I Wanna Control anda - Neil Patrick Harris, A.K.A Dr Blowhole

Only I, Dr. Blowhole know
How to tame this beast, and so
Won't anda listen to my power ballad solo, my SOLO

In a world with mediocre minds
Where geniuses dissed sejak ignoramus mankind
Prepare to be pleasantly astounded, ASTOUNDED

Oh, I wanna control you
(Wanna control you)
I wanna make anda mine

I wanna control you
(Wanna control you)
An offer that I hope anda shan't decline
I've got a motion of devotion that you're the one for me

A mutant disaster
But I'll be your master
And together we'll be
In a full wicked harmony

Like a beautiful evil destiny
Livin' large, in absolute charge
A metropolitan NYC

I've got a motion of devotion that you're the one for me
You're the one for me
Wooooooh!

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If anyone spots any wrong lyrics, PLEASE let me know. I guessed some of the words, so I'd be glad if anda spot anything anda know is a mistake.

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Kowalski - Boyfriend (Lyrics)

posted by NYCPenguins

Kowalski...

Big Tim Rush's Song 'Boyfriend'! But Kowalski decided to sing this for Doris, the Dolphin. Enjoy!

Kowalski:
Your Boy, Boy B-B-B-B-B-Boyfriend.
Your Boy, Boy B-B-B-B-B-Boyfriend.
Your Boy, Boy B-B-B-B-B-Boyfriend.
Your Boy, Boy B-B-B-B-B-Boyfriend.

Have anda ever had the feeling your Drawn to Someone?
Yeah!
And there isn’t anything they could of berkata atau Done.
And everyday I see anda on your own,
And I can’t believe that you're alone.
But I overheard your Girls, and this is what they said.
Looking for a looking, for that your looking for a Boyfriend.
I see that, give me time now anda know I’m gonna be...

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Marlene - Sweet Dreams (Lyrics)

posted by NYCPenguins

Marlene's Sweet Dreams...

It's Beyonce's single 'Sweet Dreams', but in Marlene's Version. Marlene secretly 'Likes' Skipper, and sees him in her dreams! Here's the lyrics!

Marlene:
Every night I rush to my bed,
With hopes that maybe I'll get a chance to see anda when I close my eyes.
I'm going outta my head.
Lost in a Fairy tale.
Can anda hold my paws and be my guide?
Clouds filled with stars cover your skies.
And I hope it rains.
You're the perfect lullaby!
What kind of dream is this?

You can be a Sweet Dream, atau a Beautiful Nightmare!
Either way I, don't wanna wake up from you.
(Turn the lights on!)
Sweet Dream, atau a Beautiful Nightmare!...

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P.O.M - Episode ‘Who’s Private?’ Part 2/3

posted by NYCPenguins

"Who's Private?" He asks, still confused...

Alice snatches him from the doctor and takes him back to the Penguins’ Habitat. Private becomes confused sejak the surroundings. Where was he? What is he doing here?...

Private: [Confused] "Where am I?"
Skipper: [Happy] "Welcome back, young Private!"
Private: "What?"
Kowalski: "We were so worried…"
Rico: "Im maka cake ('I made a cake')!"
Private: "Worried about what?"
Skipper: "Aren’t anda hurt, soldier?"
Private: "Hurt?" [Tries to walk] "Ow!"
Skipper: "Rico! Give him some Walking sticks!"
Rico: "Idunnohave! ('I don’t have')!"
Skipper: "Kowalski?"

Kowalski takes out two Crutches out of his lab and...

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Black Dahlia-Hollywood Undead (PoM version) with Story!

posted by fox_tamer_113

I have writer's block everybody! For many reasons actually...

First... I'm tired from everyday swimming practice, then my cat died, then my aunt and Grandmother are visiting us and then this song is STUCK INSIDE MY HEAD!

So... I made this to clear some of my writer's block...

Sorry to those who are waiting for the seterusnya chapter of 'Dimensional Penguins', but I just can't write ANYTHING! D:<

Heres the link to the song:
link

Anyways, here is the song w/ a story! :D

=^_^=
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Skipper and Julien both dated Marlene, they loved her so much they were willing...

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The Devil's Ringtone Chapter 3 (Rumors)

posted by hanz1192

Skipper added "Woah, woah, Private relax, it's not real, like what Kowalski said, it's just a prank, just don't believe everything anda hear, right Rico?", "Yup" Rico said.

"Hmmm I guess anda guys are right, I'm just scaring myself silly" I responded, chuckling. That night, I was busy cleaning up my bunk when I attempted to play the scary ring tone. Soon enough after that, I canceled the sound and proceeded to my bunk. Though scared, I was even lebih curious if the sound file was just really a prank atau an evidence to a real murder, either way I can't prove anything. I was thinking of homicide,...

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The Devil's Ringtone Chapter 1 (Evil Phone)

posted by hanz1192

Private's Narration

One of the features of cellphones nowadays is customizable ring tones, at least that's what I heard from Kowalski when I asked him a few days ago. A person can now input his own choice of sound that will play whenever there is a phone call.

This is where my scary story begins. One night me and the other penguins were inside the HQ preparing to go to bed. I had with me phone that I found earlier this morning that was lying around the bench. Apparently someone who was in a hurry must have hastily left the phone. I immediately picked it up claiming it's now in my possession....

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Skipper's Sick Nurses Chapter 3

posted by Sandrei

CHAPTER THREE: Lemurs for the rescue

Skipper heard his comrade’s voices echoing behind the wall. All foursome were sitting in Kowalski’s lab, discussing over some medicine stuffs. He felt thirsty, terribly thirsty. And the only thing he could concentrate his thoughts on was a hot cup of his kegemaran catfish flavored coffee.
He rolled over in his katil and glanced at the table. It was about three meters away from his bunk. Although he felt terribly dizzy and weak he decided to try. He collected his strength, scrambled out of the katil and made few wobbly steps forwards.
He was on his halfway towards...

Private, the Private.

posted by SJ_waddles

Okay, on as much as I know about Private (barely)I know he has a father named Sam ikan (read it and weep, actually, don't weep.. But on my Operation penguin Game, Private mentions "My father Sam Fish" soo yea XD) So please enjoy my fanfic! :D (I PUT SWEAT AND BLOOD INTO THIS!! Wait, no that was Buah punch..)
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November 20th, 1995.

Skipper, a penguin marched back and forth. Thinking worriedly and rapidly.
"Alright men. The Major General is coming.. I don't know why.. But.." Skipper went back into is thoughts.
Rico, the youngest penguin sejak two years...

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Rejection (Kowalski/Rico Pairing)

posted by skipperluvs

Note: This is my first Koico, Rowalski, Kico...whatever you'd like to call it. It is in Rico's point of view.

I watched him as he sat there, lonely as always. He never really seemed to care whether he had such company atau not. Very careless indeed. I enjoyed to have him around all the time, he was a like a best friend to me...but there were times that I doubted our friendship. I didn't think that he didn't like me atau something around that area, I just sometimes felt really close to him. Too close, I believe. Almost like brothers. Sometimes I felt even closer than that. I always wondered how...

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A doll can't love: Chapter 7

posted by skipperluvs

Chapter 7

Rico’s eyes scrolled over the room, searching for the items that would be necessary for his rescue. He kept looking around but he couldn’t stay looking at something too long, the longer he took, the farther Marlene and Richard got. His stomach was feeling sick at the thought of Marlene and Richard EVER being together. That was just wrong. To Rico, he was some kind of molester…and he knew he probably was to anybody else.

The crazy penguin shook his head and tried to get focused on what he was doing again, but it was pretty hard to concentrate when his doll was watching him every...

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The Penguins Of Madagascar

added by PripperNKicoFan

Source: Penguins of Madagascar - Promo

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Rainbow+Private=CUTENESS OVERLOAD!

added by Tressa-pom

Source: Night of the Vesuvius (Thanks to 27Kowalski for the link)

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King Julien ft. Maurice - If I Ruled the World (Lyrics)

posted by NYCPenguins

If King Julien Ruled the World...

It's the Nickelodeon Stars, the BTR's (Big Time Rush) hit song, but in Julien's Version. What would he do if he ruled the world? Here's the lyrics!

Julien:
You know it’s King J-U-L-I-E-N!
I'm King Julien!

If I Ruled the World, I’d throw all my treasures in the air like Confetti.
If I Ruled the World, every house got a DJ and an All-night Dance Party.
I break all the borders down, when I shake my Booty.
If I Ruled the World, I’d laugh out loud.

So everybody get up (up), up (up), outta your seats,
Kick off Mort if he touches your feet,
Look up (up), up (up), at the Sky Spirits,
Singing 'Ayo, ayo,...