Penguins of Madagascar Club
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In the "MAD" universe
Jack: Those penguins are right in front of us!!!
Ramsay: Don't worry, didn't anda say that anda can pull your head off and shoot api, kebakaran out of your eyes?
Jack: Yea.
Ramsay: Well, THROW YOUR HEAD AT THEM, SKELETON MAN!!! (Jack throws his head attempting to hit the penguins)
S: Rico, deploy Jackie Robinson pitcher mode! (Rico catches the head and throws it and it hits Team Johnny Test)
Susan: I'll press the net button. (presses a button and a net appears and catches Jack's head)
Johnny: Impressive. (everyone rides on the back of Clifford the Big Red Dog and go through the portal to the "Johnny Test" universe)
P: This must be a really small and wacky town.
Power Racer: Wacky, indeed. If anda see a wierd Darth Vadar-like guy, try your best to hit him.
S: How do anda know so much?
Power Racer: That's classified, Skipper. All anda need to know is that everyone else will be EATING MY DUST!!! (speeds up)
Johnny: Hmm, maybe one of these colorful buttons can help us out. (presses the parachute button)
Dukey: Well, I'm pressing the GREEN button! (presses the button to the Knock Out Purfume)
10 minit later
Johnny: (everyone wakes up) Woah! Didn't see THAT coming.
Mary: How come those penguins and masked racer are even farther ahead of us?
Power Racer: (yells back) Turns out we have similar Conscious Caution technology! (high fives Kowalski and everyone goes through the portal)
In Lyoko
Power Racer: Oh, the mountain sector.
P: And I see different parts of the other sectors! Even Sector 5!!
K: Of course! To keep the race from taking to long, the race had one part of each sector without the hassle!!!
Aelita: Odd, do anda have your laser arrows on you? It seems like they'll help us out.
Odd: No sweat, Mrs. Einstein. LASER ARROW!! (shoots an Arrow to the side of the penguins' car and causing them to be leaning at an edge)
Power Racer: What the? (drives up to the Penguins) GUYS!
P: Power Racer!
Power Racer: Quick, jump in my car and hurry!
S: Give us a good reason for us to jump in!
Power Racer: Because you'll ALL end up in the Digital Sea if anda don't!
S: Forget it! I don't trust gay folk like you! (quickly covers beak)
Power Racer: Wait, anda think I'm gay? Is that you're problem?
K: His problem! It's just that you've been helping us during the race and it's been unusual to him.
Power Racer: Everything will make sense soon enough. Get in! (the penguins get in the Power Racer's car and the penguins' car falls in the digital sea)
S: Are anda sure anda trust your gay stalker? (Kowalski punches Skipper in the gut)
P: Our car!
Power Racer: Don't worry, it'll be retrieved after the race.
Marlene was confused, but she new what to do, Hans had falled for her, lets see if the other does the same.

The puffin was in the H.Q., Membaca a newspaper.

"what a disgrace of material!" the puffin said, as he threw the newspaper

"hey, how's it doing?" Marlene said, sounding the most seductor she could.

"welll hello, why such a lovely memerang, otter is in a such vulgary place like this may I ask?" the puffin replied with a grin. Marlene could see that he was completely in Cinta with her, it was gonna be a pice of cake.

"soooooo, whats your name lovely puffin?" she asked sitting in the part of the meja, jadual just...
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*Guys, please note Starlite is my only OC,and this story is where i introduce her ...Enjoy*

Stalite woke up, feeling sick and dizzy. She took one deep breath, big mistake. A horrible smell filled her nostrils it dihidu, smelt like garbage and foot odor, this did not help with the fact that she was already felling sick. She vomited, now she really felt weak and helpless...Only the saat time ever in her life. "Starlite? Are anda there?" A familiar voice sounded somewhere in the dark distance."Help" Starlite croked, she sounded nothing like herself."Here, let me help anda down." It was Marlene, the only...
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posted by thecrazygeinus
It was morning at the Central Park Zoo. The penguins had just finished thier morning exercises.
“Men, today we have a visitor.” Skipper stated firmly.
“A visitor?” Private asked curious and confused.
“Yes an old friend of mine. She’s coming to retrieve our operation’s lapor and take it to the Association.” Skipper explained. “Rico” Rico vomited up the lapor and handed to Skipper.
“But who exactly is this visitor?” Kowalski asked.
“A solo operative sejak the name of E.” Skipper answered “You might remember her from the Association.” Skipper reasoned “She’ll be...
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(story about drama, adventures and friendship, I will change the point of view every chapter)

:::private view:::

I sat, lonely at the tv, some kind of hungry, seeing how skipper drank his coffe, rico was trying to change the lunacorns fighting with me, at the end I let him, but I realy was hungry

"maybe a fishy will change my actitude!" I thought

I went and opened a bottle of sardines, but they didnt taste like they taste, so I wanted to add some sauce - a terrible mistake

I forgot that the sauce was actually truth powder, and I Lost control of myself and berkata 3 things I wish I had never said

"kowalski...
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posted by skipperfan5431
It's a bright and sunny hari at the Central Park Zoo. The penguins are on a mission to check out a weird noise coming from the reptile house. "Skippa, what if theres a ghost in the zoo!" Private whimpered from behind Skipper. "Don't worry Private. It's probably just one of the charmeleons moaning because he has an upset stomach." Lilly replied sweetly as she patted Private on the back. She had to keep him focused on the mission at hand. As the penguins approached the reptile house, the noise got louder. "Okay boys. We alih in fast and we alih in undetected! GOT IT?" Skipper commanded. His team...
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posted by anna447
when marlene and skipper woke up they felt like there arm/flipper was ganna fall off.but that wasn't the least of there problems for ringtail was playing muisc that could droun out a valcano.marlene and skipper desided to deal with ringtail themselves.they went to ringtail's place and said"TURN OFF THAT MUISC RINGTAIL.some of us are trying to sleep".then(for people heres were the werid things happen)out of marlene's and skipper's paw/flipper came a keyblade.marlene and skipper looked at there keyblades then etach other and said"wow how did..?" then they know what happend last night.kawalski came and said"hey guy how are.."kawalski saw the keyblades then he looked at the new keybladers(skipper and marlene)and said"oh my gosh anda two have keyblades." then he fanted.skipper:well this is odd.marlene:your telling me.ringtail:wo wo wo yous 2 have keybaldes and the roril me does not give me those.ringtail grabed the 2 keyblades but they soon came back to there owners.

END OF PART 2
posted by skipperfan5431
It was a cool windy evening at the Central Park Zoo, and all the Haiwan were sleeping. Actually, there were two Haiwan up. An otter,and a penguin. "Lilly! Wait for me!" Marlene begged breathlessly as she tried to catch up to her friend. " I can't belly slide like anda penguins do!" " Sorry Marlene!" Lilly berkata playfully. " Skipper told me to test my stamina on land before I do my aquatics training. And if that means Doing seven non-stop, fifteen mile per jam laps around Central Park, Then so be it." Marlene faints as her friend keeps lapping around her unconsious body. The seterusnya morning, Skipper...
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posted by TeamPeeta649
It was a normal hari in the Central Park Zoo. The penguins were about to start battle training. All of a sudden and loud bang came from above them. They climb up the latter and jump into postion, ready to attack. In the center of the platform is a large box.

Private:"What do anda think is in there?"
Skipper:"Kolwalski analysis!"

Kolwalski examines the box.

Kolwalski:"It seems to be a large crate, one that contains live cargo."

The box moves around and they back away.

Skipper:"Rico open the box!"

Rico coughs up a crowbar and starts to open the box. The bahagian, atas falls to the ground. A black and white streak...
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posted by Camillebas
Victoria sat in a chair at the corner of the room. It had been a hari since she had landed here after a fight with a helang, falcon almost killed her. Four penguins surrounded her, the one named Kowalski had a clipboard, anothe one a bit shorter than Kowalski with a mowhawk held a light over her, One that had a flat head stood in front of her, and the shortest o the four stood inoccently sejak Kowalski. "So," the flat-headed one said,"who are you?" Victoria looked at him
"Victoria" she saidafter a few moments of hesitation, "Who are you? May I ask?". The penguin glared into her eyes "That information is...
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posted by KowalskiTheLich
“So…this is it?” berkata Marlene, obviously under whelmed. She turned to Kowalski, who was standing seterusnya to her, surveying his lair proudly.

“What, anda don’t like it?” berkata Kowalski sadly.

“No, no!” berkata Marlene quickly, not wanting to hurt his feelings. “It’s just…it’s in the sewer…”

“After a bit, anda can’t really notice the smell,” berkata Kowalski, taking a deep breath to prove her wrong. An unbearable smell crashed into his nostrils and he groaned and put a flipper over his beak. “I stand corrected.”

“So, where is this organ?” she said, looking around. “Is...
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wiki/It_Happened_One_Afternoon/Tr...ipt

"It Happened One Afternoon"

"The Penguins of Madagascar"

Season 4, Episode 5 (4X05)

Production Code: 405 Air date: ?

Previous: "I Smell A Rat" Next: "The lumba-lumba, ikan lumba-lumba Who Hired Me" I

t Happened One Afternoon/Transcript

Scene I: penguin HQ (Inside)

(Skipper is seated at the table, staring at his cup of coffee. Has bloodshot eyes)

Private: (Waddles in from Kowalski's lab) Oh! Good Morning, Skipper. You're up early!

Skipper: I don't see anything good about it, especially when I'm going through a crisis at the moment.

Private: Oh no! Do anda need us to buy a tukar, boleh tukar to...
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Skipper gripped the bars of his cage as Hans stood boastfully on the other side.

“All right, puffin,” he berkata scowling, “you got me. What’s your plan this time?”

Hans smiled. “Why the rush?” he asked. “Can’t we talk?”

Skipper arched a brow and narrowed his eyes. “Talk? As in the exchange of words?”

Hans rolled his eyes. “That’s typically the definition of talk, Skipper.”

Skipper studied him carefully. “What about?”

Hans turned around and headed back to a control meja, jadual under a large screen. “Do anda remember when we were children, Skipper?” he...
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posted by Mother-of-PoM
I am crying, watching tears fall

Rumors zooming through my head

Only silence fills my mouth

Like it never had a chance

Do anda have to take me for naive

Don't judge me for me

You can throw your lies at me

You can try to light my hopes on api, kebakaran

Like if I'm insecure

Like if i'm paper

Go on and try to kill me

I will stand back up

Strong and proud

Strong and proud

As I dry my tears, I smile

And blow away your lies

Wouldn't it surprise you

As I brush anda off as if you're air

All my hope seems shattered

But I'm actually bursting with faith

You can throw your lies at me

You can try to light my hopes on...
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