Relationships! We all need a good laugh now and again! ; )
Behind every clever man, is a scientist running tests.
Behind every great woman is a man checking her out.
I don't want to sound sexist here, but I do think men make better Santa's. Men have bigger bellies, men are used to sitting long periods of time and men have lots of experience making promises they have no intention of keeping.
- jay Leno.
The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he's a baby. - Natalie Wood.
Is there a cure for a broken heart? Only time can heal your broken heart, just as time can heal his broken arms and legs. - Miss Piggy
Cinta is rare.
So I shot it, and mounted it on my wall.
Finding Cinta can be like the mail
Sometimes anda get junk.
Sometimes anda get just what anda need
Women might be able to fake orgasms, but men can fake whole relationships.
If anda truly Cinta them, Let them go.
atau cripple them so they can't leave.
Never go to katil mad. Stay up and fight. - Phyllis Diller.
Whenever I tarikh a guy, I think, is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with? - Rita Rudner.
Women are frightening. If anda make it to 41, you're quite battle-scarred. - Hugh Grant.
I just broke up with someone and the last thing she berkata to me was 'You'll never find anyone like me again!' I'm thinking, 'I should hope not! If I don't want you, why would I want someone like you. - Anonymous
A girl can wait for the right man to come along, but in the meantime that still doesn't mean she can't have a wonderful time with all the wrong ones. - Cher
Cinta is a word that is constantly heard,
Hate is a word that is not.
Love, I am told, is lebih precious than gold.
Love, I have read, is hot.
But Hate is the verb that to me is superb,
And Cinta but a drug on the mart.
Any kiddie in school can Cinta like a fool,
But Hating, my boy, is an Art.
Behind every clever man, is a scientist running tests.
Behind every great woman is a man checking her out.
I don't want to sound sexist here, but I do think men make better Santa's. Men have bigger bellies, men are used to sitting long periods of time and men have lots of experience making promises they have no intention of keeping.
- jay Leno.
The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he's a baby. - Natalie Wood.
Is there a cure for a broken heart? Only time can heal your broken heart, just as time can heal his broken arms and legs. - Miss Piggy
Cinta is rare.
So I shot it, and mounted it on my wall.
Finding Cinta can be like the mail
Sometimes anda get junk.
Sometimes anda get just what anda need
Women might be able to fake orgasms, but men can fake whole relationships.
If anda truly Cinta them, Let them go.
atau cripple them so they can't leave.
Never go to katil mad. Stay up and fight. - Phyllis Diller.
Whenever I tarikh a guy, I think, is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with? - Rita Rudner.
Women are frightening. If anda make it to 41, you're quite battle-scarred. - Hugh Grant.
I just broke up with someone and the last thing she berkata to me was 'You'll never find anyone like me again!' I'm thinking, 'I should hope not! If I don't want you, why would I want someone like you. - Anonymous
A girl can wait for the right man to come along, but in the meantime that still doesn't mean she can't have a wonderful time with all the wrong ones. - Cher
Cinta is a word that is constantly heard,
Hate is a word that is not.
Love, I am told, is lebih precious than gold.
Love, I have read, is hot.
But Hate is the verb that to me is superb,
And Cinta but a drug on the mart.
Any kiddie in school can Cinta like a fool,
But Hating, my boy, is an Art.
