Bored? Need something to spice up your day? Why not annoy the living shit out of someone anda love? Here are a few suggestions.
1. Go to the library. Every 15 minutes, go up to the same guy and joke, "Working hard atau hardly working?"
2. At the dentist, start screaming as soon as anda open your mouth.
3. Stand in front of the TV while your dad is watching a big game.
4. Every 30 minit atau so, call your friend who is babysitting and breathe into the phone.
5. Scrape your ring atau your nails on the blackboard seterusnya time you're asked to do a problem at the board.
6. seterusnya konsert anda go to, yell out "Mmmbop!" between every song.
7. Whenever someone asks anda a question, say, "What?" As soon as they start to talk again, cut them off with another, "What?"
8. When someone asks to borrow paper, say, "Do anda think paper grows on trees?" Then laugh hysterically.
9. Give yourself a really big susu mustache at the breakfast meja, jadual and refuse to wipe it off.
10. Send emails to your Friends with subjects reading, "You're never going to believe this!!!" Then leave the message part blank.
11. Tell the same joke over and over and laugh as loud as anda can at the punchline every single time.
12. Ask someone to borrow a tissue, pretend to blow your nose and stick it back in their pocket.
13. Put garlic powder inside the showerhead in the bathroom (after anda take a shower, of course).
14. Anytime someone says something, respond, "Yeah, so's your mom."
15. Leave smelly socks on your brother's pillow; blame it on the dog.
16. Tell your friend's crush that she wants to marry him.
17. Break into your kegemaran celeb's house and try their clothes on. Wait patiently to be arrested.
18. Fill your mouth with Saltines, then talk to everyone at the table.
19. When someone speaks to you, flinch like they're going to hit you.
20. Pretend your Call Waiting beeps every two minit while you're on the phone. Keep checking it.
21. Put grapes inside your mom's kegemaran slippers.
22. Go to McDonald's and order lobster. After they explain that they don't serve lobster, storm out, shouting, "I should've gone to Wendy's!"
23. Approach a total stranger and ask, "Are my ears wiggling?" making no attempt to wiggle them. As soon as the person walks away, ask, "How about now?"
24. Whistle the pesky Chipmunks' Krismas song all day. Don't stop until it's stuck in five people's heads.
25. Tell a friend that she has something on her face when she doesn't. Keep telling her to wipe harder.
26. When anda go to pick someone up, lean on the horn as anda pull into their driveway. Don't stop until they're in the car.
27. When your brother atau sister's dates are over, break out baby pics of them "going potty".
28. Lock the passenger side car door when your friend is trying to get in. Yell, "Take your hand off the handle!" Then unlock it and lock it again when they try to open it. Yell, "Take your hand off the handle!" Repeat.
29. When the lights go out at the movies, make barfing noises.
30. Sing the wrong words to songs at the school dance.
31. Point your fingers at a friend in the shape of a gun, make a clicking sound, and say, "Take it sleazy!"
32. Request no MSG on your food-- everywhere anda go.
33. While on vacation with your family, suddenly scream, "Did anyone remember to unplug the iron?"
34. At a party, keep telling one of your Friends she has bad breath. No matter how many mints she eats, say, "God, did anda eat tuna for lunch?"
35. When anyone says, "Can I ask anda a question?" say, "You just did."
36. In class, keep telling your bud that her bra strap is showing.
37. Make up a joke that takes 10 minit to tell and has no punchline.
38. When answering the phone, say, "Yellow?"
39. Go to a store, buy a bunch of things, and pay for them with pennies.
40. While driving in your friend's car, insist that anda smell dog poop. Enjoy as she sniffs around.
41. Give the person walking in front of anda a flat tire. Apologize profusely. Then do it again.
42. seterusnya party, go into the bathroom, steal all of the toilet paper, and listen for the cries of terror.
43. In the cafeteria, pretend anda dropped something and bend down to get it. While under the table, tie your friend's shoelace to her chair. Then ask her to go get anda a napkin.
44. Keep asking everyone at the bus stop, "Cold enough for ya?"
45. Tell a friend you'll tape Buffy for her, and purposefully stop taping 10 minit from the end.
46. Go to the perpustakaan and play your Walkman loud enough so that everyone can hear your headphones. Stay there for the entire day.
47. While someone's taking a shower, steal their towel.
48. Spend an entire hari speaking with a really fake British accent.
49. When you're in the passenger kerusi, tempat duduk and the driver changes lanes, scream, "Watch out for that truck!"
50. Blow kisses at everyone anda meet at the mall.
1. Go to the library. Every 15 minutes, go up to the same guy and joke, "Working hard atau hardly working?"
2. At the dentist, start screaming as soon as anda open your mouth.
3. Stand in front of the TV while your dad is watching a big game.
4. Every 30 minit atau so, call your friend who is babysitting and breathe into the phone.
5. Scrape your ring atau your nails on the blackboard seterusnya time you're asked to do a problem at the board.
6. seterusnya konsert anda go to, yell out "Mmmbop!" between every song.
7. Whenever someone asks anda a question, say, "What?" As soon as they start to talk again, cut them off with another, "What?"
8. When someone asks to borrow paper, say, "Do anda think paper grows on trees?" Then laugh hysterically.
9. Give yourself a really big susu mustache at the breakfast meja, jadual and refuse to wipe it off.
10. Send emails to your Friends with subjects reading, "You're never going to believe this!!!" Then leave the message part blank.
11. Tell the same joke over and over and laugh as loud as anda can at the punchline every single time.
12. Ask someone to borrow a tissue, pretend to blow your nose and stick it back in their pocket.
13. Put garlic powder inside the showerhead in the bathroom (after anda take a shower, of course).
14. Anytime someone says something, respond, "Yeah, so's your mom."
15. Leave smelly socks on your brother's pillow; blame it on the dog.
16. Tell your friend's crush that she wants to marry him.
17. Break into your kegemaran celeb's house and try their clothes on. Wait patiently to be arrested.
18. Fill your mouth with Saltines, then talk to everyone at the table.
19. When someone speaks to you, flinch like they're going to hit you.
20. Pretend your Call Waiting beeps every two minit while you're on the phone. Keep checking it.
21. Put grapes inside your mom's kegemaran slippers.
22. Go to McDonald's and order lobster. After they explain that they don't serve lobster, storm out, shouting, "I should've gone to Wendy's!"
23. Approach a total stranger and ask, "Are my ears wiggling?" making no attempt to wiggle them. As soon as the person walks away, ask, "How about now?"
24. Whistle the pesky Chipmunks' Krismas song all day. Don't stop until it's stuck in five people's heads.
25. Tell a friend that she has something on her face when she doesn't. Keep telling her to wipe harder.
26. When anda go to pick someone up, lean on the horn as anda pull into their driveway. Don't stop until they're in the car.
27. When your brother atau sister's dates are over, break out baby pics of them "going potty".
28. Lock the passenger side car door when your friend is trying to get in. Yell, "Take your hand off the handle!" Then unlock it and lock it again when they try to open it. Yell, "Take your hand off the handle!" Repeat.
29. When the lights go out at the movies, make barfing noises.
30. Sing the wrong words to songs at the school dance.
31. Point your fingers at a friend in the shape of a gun, make a clicking sound, and say, "Take it sleazy!"
32. Request no MSG on your food-- everywhere anda go.
33. While on vacation with your family, suddenly scream, "Did anyone remember to unplug the iron?"
34. At a party, keep telling one of your Friends she has bad breath. No matter how many mints she eats, say, "God, did anda eat tuna for lunch?"
35. When anyone says, "Can I ask anda a question?" say, "You just did."
36. In class, keep telling your bud that her bra strap is showing.
37. Make up a joke that takes 10 minit to tell and has no punchline.
38. When answering the phone, say, "Yellow?"
39. Go to a store, buy a bunch of things, and pay for them with pennies.
40. While driving in your friend's car, insist that anda smell dog poop. Enjoy as she sniffs around.
41. Give the person walking in front of anda a flat tire. Apologize profusely. Then do it again.
42. seterusnya party, go into the bathroom, steal all of the toilet paper, and listen for the cries of terror.
43. In the cafeteria, pretend anda dropped something and bend down to get it. While under the table, tie your friend's shoelace to her chair. Then ask her to go get anda a napkin.
44. Keep asking everyone at the bus stop, "Cold enough for ya?"
45. Tell a friend you'll tape Buffy for her, and purposefully stop taping 10 minit from the end.
46. Go to the perpustakaan and play your Walkman loud enough so that everyone can hear your headphones. Stay there for the entire day.
47. While someone's taking a shower, steal their towel.
48. Spend an entire hari speaking with a really fake British accent.
49. When you're in the passenger kerusi, tempat duduk and the driver changes lanes, scream, "Watch out for that truck!"
50. Blow kisses at everyone anda meet at the mall.
1. You're beautiful.- girls think when anda say 'hot' your looking at our body, not our personality.
2. anda look perfect.- gurls like it when men think we're perfect.
3. I wish I could see u everyday.-it makes us gurls think we're loved and anda never get tired of being with us.
4. I Cinta anda and only you.-Well, anda guys get the picture.
5. I will be with anda forever.
6. anda have no flaws.
7. You'll always be in my picture, even if ur not there.
8. anda shine brighter than the sun.
9. There is no reason for anda to be ashamed of your body, you're very pretty.
2. anda look perfect.- gurls like it when men think we're perfect.
3. I wish I could see u everyday.-it makes us gurls think we're loved and anda never get tired of being with us.
4. I Cinta anda and only you.-Well, anda guys get the picture.
5. I will be with anda forever.
6. anda have no flaws.
7. You'll always be in my picture, even if ur not there.
8. anda shine brighter than the sun.
9. There is no reason for anda to be ashamed of your body, you're very pretty.
7 Things to do when anda want to get kicked out of the DMV. sejak Misery.
Pretend to be looking at a magazine, and start poking the guy seterusnya to you.
Tap your foot to the tune of 'Gramma Got Ran Over sejak a Reindeer.'
Burst out into song. Sing 'Umbrella' until one of the people seterusnya to anda look at anda funny. Get up,take their hands, and start spinning the person around the waiting room.
Start saying your number softly for 6 times, then louder for 5 times, and then yell it out 9 times into the person on your right's ear.
Start speaking your own tounge. Make up a language and find an old lady. Sit down seterusnya to her, and start speaking your made up languge using frightening gestures.
Start quoting your kegemaran tunjuk the security guard.
Take out your iPod, and start belting out the first song that plays. Jump onto the table, and do a big tunjuk number. When the last word plays, do jazz hands and RUN out of the DMV.
Pretend to be looking at a magazine, and start poking the guy seterusnya to you.
Tap your foot to the tune of 'Gramma Got Ran Over sejak a Reindeer.'
Burst out into song. Sing 'Umbrella' until one of the people seterusnya to anda look at anda funny. Get up,take their hands, and start spinning the person around the waiting room.
Start saying your number softly for 6 times, then louder for 5 times, and then yell it out 9 times into the person on your right's ear.
Start speaking your own tounge. Make up a language and find an old lady. Sit down seterusnya to her, and start speaking your made up languge using frightening gestures.
Start quoting your kegemaran tunjuk the security guard.
Take out your iPod, and start belting out the first song that plays. Jump onto the table, and do a big tunjuk number. When the last word plays, do jazz hands and RUN out of the DMV.
