Okay, first thing's first. Determine whether atau not anda are actually in a horror movie. Let's weigh the factors:
* anda are, most likely, a bored teenager with nothing to do.
* anda are, most likely, considerably worthless to society.
* anda are, most likely, an idiot.
* anda have, most likely, attracted the attention of a maniac in the past 24 hours.
* You, for no reason in particular, are looking up hints on how to survive in a horror movie.
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The following rules apply universally to nearly all horror movies. Print them out and keep them in your wallet. Glance at them every five minit atau so. Memorize them, and murmur them incessantly.
1. No sex. At all. To be safe, no masturbation either, and do not get naked. Trust me. anda do not want to get killed when anda are naked.
2. No drugs atau alcohol.
3. Never go out to investigate strange noises.
4. Never perpecahan, berpecah up when anda are in a large group.
5. Never say, "I'll be right back," because anda won't.
6. Never watch a horror movie while anda are in a horror movie.
7. Remember that dark alleys and basements are under no circumstances "safe zones". Also, since no one is ever lucky in horror movies, seven is not a lucky number.
8. Neither mock nor laugh at death atau monsters. They hear all and will take vengeance.
9. Immediately run if anda hear any of the following phrases: "A boy's best friend is his mother," "Here's Johnny," "I see dead people," "Let Jesus fuck you," "Thinner," "A census taker once tried to test me," or, "I wanna play a game". "Heavy breathing through a mask that can be highly seen in heavily dark areas."
10. If your car just happens to stall while near an old mansion in the rain in a rural area, it was probably planned.
11. Trust madness combat style shoop da whoop.
12. Don't take a shower, because some whacko will probably be right there waiting. (The perv!)
13. FORBIDDEN NUMBER!!! FORBIDDEN NUMBER!!!
14. Just stay away from summer camp.
15. Strange noises are never "just the cat". For the Cinta of God, anda don't even own a cat!
16. Avoid plaid shirts like mad.
17. Zombies take advantage of falling. Pay attention to the ground at all times.
18. Pay attention to the crazy old guy, town drunk atau scientist. They all have useful advice.
19. Screaming acts as a magnet for the mentally unstable.
20. Curses do not have a "sell by" date. Being on an ancient Indian graveyard will not help this.
21. Stick to a location near other people. Ever wondered why maniacs target log cabins?
22. Someone has escaped from the local prison? anda might wanna tune into that report.
23. If anda anger a gypsy, make it your number one priority to make peace immediately.
24. As a rule of thumb, any place other than your house is not safe.
25. Come to think of it, your house isn't too safe, either. Try building a panic room.
26. Oh, wait, never mind.
27. MULTIPLE OF FORBIDDEN NUMBER! MULTIPLE OF FORBIDDEN NUMBER!!!!
28. When a scary ventriloquist dummy turns up in the mail, don't leave it in your room, get the hell out of your house!
29. Easygoing nice guys with monosyllabic first names, their girlfriends, and children all automatically win in the end.
30. In contrast, slutty goth bitches, fat deputies, and jocks never do.
31. If anda are lucky enough to, oh, say, knock out a madman with a shovel -- for the Cinta of God don't drop the shovel and run away. anda STAY there and BEAT HIS keldai DEAD WITH THAT SHOVEL.
32. Listen to the audience; they are way smarter than anda will ever be.
33. Go for the eyes. Psycho killers are unnerved when anda kick them in the groin, unless they're pussies.
34. Do not take this so called "shortcut".
35. If anda do, take a close look at the bloody cars in the pit and keep a gun in your pocket.
36. And play this where there is killing (sorry I Lost the link...). Having jib dance during the kills make It cooler. and, it will cause the killer to go, WTF? It would be hilarious if someboy raped their friend to the music.
37. The police are useless and will distract you. Throw a donut off a cliff to get rid of these pests, make sure anda get their Pistol first.
38. If anda are in a forest with wood stick figures, you're screwed. Might as well kill yourself.
39. If a little kid tells anda that he saw a ghost atau a scary man, BELIEVE HIM!!!
40. Pay attention to musical cues.
41. ANOTHER MULTIPLE OF FORBIDDEN NUMBER! ANOTHER MULTIPLE OF FORBIDDEN NUMBER!!!!!
42. If you're black, anda will have the best advice, but anda will become the scapegoat and die first anyway.
43. On the plus side, anda get to say "motherfucker" a lot while you're still around.
44. Watch out for twist endings.
45. HOLY SHIT, LOOK BEHIND YOU!!!!
46. Ha! Gotcha.
47. If the killer has a mask of some kind, tear it off. Somehow this has a greater priority over killing them.
48. Say "fuck" a lot. It helps build tension. #awsome if ur in a horror movie with a phycho killer then he probably knows were u live so stay in ur room with a lot of shot Pistol and when he comes in don't just starr at him and scream like a pussy BLOW HIS MOTHER FUCKING BRAINS OUT
49. Above all, just use your basic common sense.
50. Oh, wait . . .
51. Don't scream atau your keldai is cooked.
52. Huge boobs spell death.
53. Since the audience won't care enough to remember your name anyway, consider name tags.
54. YET ANOTHER MULTIPLE OF FORBIDDEN NUMBER!!! YET ANOTHER MULTIPLE OF FORBIDDEN NUMBER!!!
55. Do not fall asleep. Ever.
56. Consider the possibility that you've been dead since the movie began.
57. atau maybe anda are the killer!
58. If an item has "evil"/"demonic"/"cursed"/etc in its name/description, this is NOT your cue to start playing with it.
59. The sebelumnya rule goes DOUBLE for any sort of "Puzzle box", especially one that is berkata to open up a portal to Hell.
60. Never trust a wish-granting device/person in a horror movie; either the wish will come true with some horrible, ironic twist, atau it will exact a terrible price (e.g. your SOUL, your kidneys, your genitals, all three, etc.)
61. The full moon is not a good time to go out and "watch the stars in the country".
62. Stay out of phone booths,with the exception of jib clones dancing outside.
63. Be extra extra careful in any movie subtitled "The Final Chapter"; they'll try to squeeze in a higher body count.
64.Don't tell people the rules! Just let them die and get the fuck away from Ghostface, Randy, anda bitch!
65. If anda happen to be Paris Hilton, run around in circles out in an open field, yelling, "Oh, someone save me!" This way the killer can go after your retarded ass, buying time for everyone else. Why? 'Cause most of the world considers anda a bloody waste of oxygen, slut.
66. All things considered, wouldn't anda really be doing the world a favor sejak dying, anyway?
67. HOW MANY MULTIPLES OF FORBIDDEN NUMBER WILL WE GO THROUGH??? HOW MANY MULTIPLES OF FORBIDDEN NUMBER WILL WE GO THROUGH???
68. Never hide around the corner. The killer can still see the camera pointing at you.
69. If anda have a gun and see something mutating, do not stare, SHOOT IT!
70. If anda kill one small creepy slug/spider/incect thingy, it will have either lots of Friends atau a big mama near sejak to kill you.
71. Make sure to wear contacts, glasses will fall off the worst of times.
72. Fog and night is your worst enemy, so stay in the sun as long as possible.
73. Always have someone sit in the back kerusi, tempat duduk of your car, so that the evil ghost chasing anda will not appear their, and tell anda if there is the murderer in the car.
74. Lure aliens somewhere else with food. Failing food, throw an unliked member of your party in front of them and run. Failing an unliked member of your party, convince the alien to go vegan.
75. OH MY GOD SERIOUSLY LOOK BEHIND YOU!!!
76. Shit, how many times are anda gonna fall for that?
77. If your TV/Computer/PSP is cursed and a ghost is coming through, turning it off will not stop it, nor unplugging. Just wait until it's partial out of screen, then beat a crap out of it.
78. Didn't we already cover that? Ah who cares...
79. Do not watch any video that your Friends beg anda to watch, it is cursed.
80. OKAY THIS IS GETTING OLD!!!!!OKAY THIS IS GETTING OLD!!!!!
81. If the orchestral score starts to rise in any way, watch your back.
82. If a place looks old and haunted, it definitely is.
83. Never talk to clowns in sewers.
84. Do not run, anda will trip, break your leg, and the villain will catch you, the slasher knows anda will, that is why they never push themselves.
85. God nor his men cannot help you, never.
86. On the other hand, his zealots can burn anda on stake.
87. Other kind of gods are very active however, especially those that demand human sacrification.
88. After killing the monster, stab it a couple times lebih just to make sure it's dead.
89. Avoid picking up hitchikers. At all costs.
90. After someone says "Look behind you!" and is just teasing you, when they say it again, be sure to run as fast as anda can. Do not say the words "I'm not falling for that stupid trick one lebih time" atau any variation on those words.
91. Always say the Ezekiel 25:17 when someone gets killed. That way, when he tries to kill again, he'll miss the victim.It's called " Divine Intervention"(btw....D.I. is an invention of Samuel L.Jackson).
92. Always have a dog with you.
93. If the dog goes towards the dark, and than anda hear him squeal, RUN!
94. IT'S ALMOST OVER!!!!IT'S ALMOST OVER!!!!
95. Never try to be funny. Ever.
96. Don't scream AAAAAAAA! once every ten seconds.
97. If anda Are In The Armory, The Clay Guy Will Challenge You,Don't Scream,JUST FIGHT!If He Catches Up To You, Farewell, Amigo.
98. Bonus:Use A Butcher pisau On Him,The He Will Die.
99. Don't be a hero
100. Shoot at all cost, Don't rethink
101. Stay away from creepy kids, they are creepy for a reason (remain close to cute kids though).
102. Bring a slow friend
103. Never answer the phone.
104. But the most important rule...the single most sacred, that anda most follow at all cost in order to SURVIVE, is to never, NEVER, EVER, look up a 'how to survive list' because surely anda will get killed.
* anda are, most likely, a bored teenager with nothing to do.
* anda are, most likely, considerably worthless to society.
* anda are, most likely, an idiot.
* anda have, most likely, attracted the attention of a maniac in the past 24 hours.
* You, for no reason in particular, are looking up hints on how to survive in a horror movie.
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The following rules apply universally to nearly all horror movies. Print them out and keep them in your wallet. Glance at them every five minit atau so. Memorize them, and murmur them incessantly.
1. No sex. At all. To be safe, no masturbation either, and do not get naked. Trust me. anda do not want to get killed when anda are naked.
2. No drugs atau alcohol.
3. Never go out to investigate strange noises.
4. Never perpecahan, berpecah up when anda are in a large group.
5. Never say, "I'll be right back," because anda won't.
6. Never watch a horror movie while anda are in a horror movie.
7. Remember that dark alleys and basements are under no circumstances "safe zones". Also, since no one is ever lucky in horror movies, seven is not a lucky number.
8. Neither mock nor laugh at death atau monsters. They hear all and will take vengeance.
9. Immediately run if anda hear any of the following phrases: "A boy's best friend is his mother," "Here's Johnny," "I see dead people," "Let Jesus fuck you," "Thinner," "A census taker once tried to test me," or, "I wanna play a game". "Heavy breathing through a mask that can be highly seen in heavily dark areas."
10. If your car just happens to stall while near an old mansion in the rain in a rural area, it was probably planned.
11. Trust madness combat style shoop da whoop.
12. Don't take a shower, because some whacko will probably be right there waiting. (The perv!)
13. FORBIDDEN NUMBER!!! FORBIDDEN NUMBER!!!
14. Just stay away from summer camp.
15. Strange noises are never "just the cat". For the Cinta of God, anda don't even own a cat!
16. Avoid plaid shirts like mad.
17. Zombies take advantage of falling. Pay attention to the ground at all times.
18. Pay attention to the crazy old guy, town drunk atau scientist. They all have useful advice.
19. Screaming acts as a magnet for the mentally unstable.
20. Curses do not have a "sell by" date. Being on an ancient Indian graveyard will not help this.
21. Stick to a location near other people. Ever wondered why maniacs target log cabins?
22. Someone has escaped from the local prison? anda might wanna tune into that report.
23. If anda anger a gypsy, make it your number one priority to make peace immediately.
24. As a rule of thumb, any place other than your house is not safe.
25. Come to think of it, your house isn't too safe, either. Try building a panic room.
26. Oh, wait, never mind.
27. MULTIPLE OF FORBIDDEN NUMBER! MULTIPLE OF FORBIDDEN NUMBER!!!!
28. When a scary ventriloquist dummy turns up in the mail, don't leave it in your room, get the hell out of your house!
29. Easygoing nice guys with monosyllabic first names, their girlfriends, and children all automatically win in the end.
30. In contrast, slutty goth bitches, fat deputies, and jocks never do.
31. If anda are lucky enough to, oh, say, knock out a madman with a shovel -- for the Cinta of God don't drop the shovel and run away. anda STAY there and BEAT HIS keldai DEAD WITH THAT SHOVEL.
32. Listen to the audience; they are way smarter than anda will ever be.
33. Go for the eyes. Psycho killers are unnerved when anda kick them in the groin, unless they're pussies.
34. Do not take this so called "shortcut".
35. If anda do, take a close look at the bloody cars in the pit and keep a gun in your pocket.
36. And play this where there is killing (sorry I Lost the link...). Having jib dance during the kills make It cooler. and, it will cause the killer to go, WTF? It would be hilarious if someboy raped their friend to the music.
37. The police are useless and will distract you. Throw a donut off a cliff to get rid of these pests, make sure anda get their Pistol first.
38. If anda are in a forest with wood stick figures, you're screwed. Might as well kill yourself.
39. If a little kid tells anda that he saw a ghost atau a scary man, BELIEVE HIM!!!
40. Pay attention to musical cues.
41. ANOTHER MULTIPLE OF FORBIDDEN NUMBER! ANOTHER MULTIPLE OF FORBIDDEN NUMBER!!!!!
42. If you're black, anda will have the best advice, but anda will become the scapegoat and die first anyway.
43. On the plus side, anda get to say "motherfucker" a lot while you're still around.
44. Watch out for twist endings.
45. HOLY SHIT, LOOK BEHIND YOU!!!!
46. Ha! Gotcha.
47. If the killer has a mask of some kind, tear it off. Somehow this has a greater priority over killing them.
48. Say "fuck" a lot. It helps build tension. #awsome if ur in a horror movie with a phycho killer then he probably knows were u live so stay in ur room with a lot of shot Pistol and when he comes in don't just starr at him and scream like a pussy BLOW HIS MOTHER FUCKING BRAINS OUT
49. Above all, just use your basic common sense.
50. Oh, wait . . .
51. Don't scream atau your keldai is cooked.
52. Huge boobs spell death.
53. Since the audience won't care enough to remember your name anyway, consider name tags.
54. YET ANOTHER MULTIPLE OF FORBIDDEN NUMBER!!! YET ANOTHER MULTIPLE OF FORBIDDEN NUMBER!!!
55. Do not fall asleep. Ever.
56. Consider the possibility that you've been dead since the movie began.
57. atau maybe anda are the killer!
58. If an item has "evil"/"demonic"/"cursed"/etc in its name/description, this is NOT your cue to start playing with it.
59. The sebelumnya rule goes DOUBLE for any sort of "Puzzle box", especially one that is berkata to open up a portal to Hell.
60. Never trust a wish-granting device/person in a horror movie; either the wish will come true with some horrible, ironic twist, atau it will exact a terrible price (e.g. your SOUL, your kidneys, your genitals, all three, etc.)
61. The full moon is not a good time to go out and "watch the stars in the country".
62. Stay out of phone booths,with the exception of jib clones dancing outside.
63. Be extra extra careful in any movie subtitled "The Final Chapter"; they'll try to squeeze in a higher body count.
64.Don't tell people the rules! Just let them die and get the fuck away from Ghostface, Randy, anda bitch!
65. If anda happen to be Paris Hilton, run around in circles out in an open field, yelling, "Oh, someone save me!" This way the killer can go after your retarded ass, buying time for everyone else. Why? 'Cause most of the world considers anda a bloody waste of oxygen, slut.
66. All things considered, wouldn't anda really be doing the world a favor sejak dying, anyway?
67. HOW MANY MULTIPLES OF FORBIDDEN NUMBER WILL WE GO THROUGH??? HOW MANY MULTIPLES OF FORBIDDEN NUMBER WILL WE GO THROUGH???
68. Never hide around the corner. The killer can still see the camera pointing at you.
69. If anda have a gun and see something mutating, do not stare, SHOOT IT!
70. If anda kill one small creepy slug/spider/incect thingy, it will have either lots of Friends atau a big mama near sejak to kill you.
71. Make sure to wear contacts, glasses will fall off the worst of times.
72. Fog and night is your worst enemy, so stay in the sun as long as possible.
73. Always have someone sit in the back kerusi, tempat duduk of your car, so that the evil ghost chasing anda will not appear their, and tell anda if there is the murderer in the car.
74. Lure aliens somewhere else with food. Failing food, throw an unliked member of your party in front of them and run. Failing an unliked member of your party, convince the alien to go vegan.
75. OH MY GOD SERIOUSLY LOOK BEHIND YOU!!!
76. Shit, how many times are anda gonna fall for that?
77. If your TV/Computer/PSP is cursed and a ghost is coming through, turning it off will not stop it, nor unplugging. Just wait until it's partial out of screen, then beat a crap out of it.
78. Didn't we already cover that? Ah who cares...
79. Do not watch any video that your Friends beg anda to watch, it is cursed.
80. OKAY THIS IS GETTING OLD!!!!!OKAY THIS IS GETTING OLD!!!!!
81. If the orchestral score starts to rise in any way, watch your back.
82. If a place looks old and haunted, it definitely is.
83. Never talk to clowns in sewers.
84. Do not run, anda will trip, break your leg, and the villain will catch you, the slasher knows anda will, that is why they never push themselves.
85. God nor his men cannot help you, never.
86. On the other hand, his zealots can burn anda on stake.
87. Other kind of gods are very active however, especially those that demand human sacrification.
88. After killing the monster, stab it a couple times lebih just to make sure it's dead.
89. Avoid picking up hitchikers. At all costs.
90. After someone says "Look behind you!" and is just teasing you, when they say it again, be sure to run as fast as anda can. Do not say the words "I'm not falling for that stupid trick one lebih time" atau any variation on those words.
91. Always say the Ezekiel 25:17 when someone gets killed. That way, when he tries to kill again, he'll miss the victim.It's called " Divine Intervention"(btw....D.I. is an invention of Samuel L.Jackson).
92. Always have a dog with you.
93. If the dog goes towards the dark, and than anda hear him squeal, RUN!
94. IT'S ALMOST OVER!!!!IT'S ALMOST OVER!!!!
95. Never try to be funny. Ever.
96. Don't scream AAAAAAAA! once every ten seconds.
97. If anda Are In The Armory, The Clay Guy Will Challenge You,Don't Scream,JUST FIGHT!If He Catches Up To You, Farewell, Amigo.
98. Bonus:Use A Butcher pisau On Him,The He Will Die.
99. Don't be a hero
100. Shoot at all cost, Don't rethink
101. Stay away from creepy kids, they are creepy for a reason (remain close to cute kids though).
102. Bring a slow friend
103. Never answer the phone.
104. But the most important rule...the single most sacred, that anda most follow at all cost in order to SURVIVE, is to never, NEVER, EVER, look up a 'how to survive list' because surely anda will get killed.
"ATTENTION TDI AND TDA FANS!!!! GUESS WAT... FOR TOTAL DRAMA ACTION EPISODE 14 IS COMING OUT IN 3WEEKS!!!!!!! I REPEAT 3 WEEKS!!!! OMIGOSH THIS IS BIG NEWS THE EXACT tarikh IS: September 1, 2009 in both canada and the usa every1 should watch!!!!!!"
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one in 10 of the world's population is left handed.
four out of five machintosh computer designers were left handed,and one out of four Apollo astronauts were left handers too.
lebih famous left hander:
drew barry more
Angelina jolie
nicole kidman
Marilyn monroe
demi moore
Mary-kate and ashley olsen
julia roberts
Hans christian anderson
mark twain
Billy ray cyrus
celine dion
Pierce brosnan
jim carry
Hugh jackman
brad pitt
Michelangelo
leonardo davinci
Picasso
newton
Albert einstein
george bush
charlie chaplin
cary grant
napeleon bonaparte
bill gates
marie curie
rachel adams
mark spitz
four out of five machintosh computer designers were left handed,and one out of four Apollo astronauts were left handers too.
lebih famous left hander:
drew barry more
Angelina jolie
nicole kidman
Marilyn monroe
demi moore
Mary-kate and ashley olsen
julia roberts
Hans christian anderson
mark twain
Billy ray cyrus
celine dion
Pierce brosnan
jim carry
Hugh jackman
brad pitt
Michelangelo
leonardo davinci
Picasso
newton
Albert einstein
george bush
charlie chaplin
cary grant
napeleon bonaparte
bill gates
marie curie
rachel adams
mark spitz
Ask everyone anda meet, "Hot enough for you?"
Sing the "Barney" theme song as loud as anda can.
If anda see kids building a sand castle, say, "That's not a real castle!"
Every time when you're about to itik under the water, yell, "Down periscope!"
Go swimming in a full business suit. If people notice, act like they're the weirdos.
Put sea shell to your ear and announce to first person to pass by, "It's for you!" Repeat several times.
Throw jellyfish around.
Tune radio to all-news station and blast as loud as anda can, then nod your head and snap your fingers like you're listening to some happenin' tunes.
Act like a sea gull.
Wear t-shirt that says, "I'm the coolest dude on this pathetic beach. No autographs please."
Sing the "Barney" theme song as loud as anda can.
If anda see kids building a sand castle, say, "That's not a real castle!"
Every time when you're about to itik under the water, yell, "Down periscope!"
Go swimming in a full business suit. If people notice, act like they're the weirdos.
Put sea shell to your ear and announce to first person to pass by, "It's for you!" Repeat several times.
Throw jellyfish around.
Tune radio to all-news station and blast as loud as anda can, then nod your head and snap your fingers like you're listening to some happenin' tunes.
Act like a sea gull.
Wear t-shirt that says, "I'm the coolest dude on this pathetic beach. No autographs please."
Materials:
Petroleum Jelly
Eyeshadow,body shimmer, atau pigments (for color)
small discardable and microwavable bowl
Discardable stirrer
lipgloss container with lids
Procedure:
1.Scoop some petroleum in the small bowl (more petroleum lebih gloss!)
2.Microwave for 5 min atau completely melted
3.Take out the petroleum and mix in the eyeshadow keep on putting lebih till anda reach your desired shade.
4.Mix well. Then pour in your mixture into the lipgloss container. Put in the freewer for 15-30 minutes.
Enjoy!!
Tip:to make flavored lip gloss add kool-aid instead (will stain lips).
Petroleum Jelly
Eyeshadow,body shimmer, atau pigments (for color)
small discardable and microwavable bowl
Discardable stirrer
lipgloss container with lids
Procedure:
1.Scoop some petroleum in the small bowl (more petroleum lebih gloss!)
2.Microwave for 5 min atau completely melted
3.Take out the petroleum and mix in the eyeshadow keep on putting lebih till anda reach your desired shade.
4.Mix well. Then pour in your mixture into the lipgloss container. Put in the freewer for 15-30 minutes.
Enjoy!!
Tip:to make flavored lip gloss add kool-aid instead (will stain lips).
Okay, so I was sitting on the sofa, kerusi panjang last night watching some rubbish Televisyen tunjuk and texting my boyfriend Liam. Anyway I think he'd had too much sugar that night cause he was all like 'I feel special when I wear my pelangi, rainbow colored raincoat' and stuff. So then he text and was like 'I Cinta anda soooooo much' and so I was like 'I Cinta anda more' and he was like 'NO!' and I was like Yes! and he was like 'No cause... cause... cause well I'm getting anda a birthday present! And so I'm like 'I'm getting anda one first' (cause his birthday is before mine) and then like ten minit later he's like damn. And so I'm like 'I win'.
THE END
THE END
A little motavational poem I found link. Enjoy. ;P
At age 4, success is...not peeing in your pants.
___At age 12, success is...having friends.
____At age 16, success is...having a driver's license.
_______At age 20, success is...having sex.
________At age 35, success is...having money.
________At age 50, success is...having money.
_______At age 60, success is...having sex.
_____At age 70, success is...having a driver's license.
___At age 75, success is...having friends.
At age 90, success is...not peeing in your pants.
At age 4, success is...not peeing in your pants.
___At age 12, success is...having friends.
____At age 16, success is...having a driver's license.
_______At age 20, success is...having sex.
________At age 35, success is...having money.
________At age 50, success is...having money.
_______At age 60, success is...having sex.
_____At age 70, success is...having a driver's license.
___At age 75, success is...having friends.
At age 90, success is...not peeing in your pants.
I don't care who you are, it still looks like a Nazi salute to me.
The European Union recently expanded to include a total of 25 member states. Some people are concerned,however,that problems will arise with anemployment,and that high influx of immigrants from the former Eastern block countries will cause difficulties for the the other member states. What are the positive and negative consequences of including former Eastern block countries in the EU? Which do anda think are greater,the advantages atau disadvantages,for the newly expanded,25-member EU?
^^PLEASE someone help me :'(
^^PLEASE someone help me :'(
THE BOYFRIEND GUIDE
1) She walks away from anda mad *follow her*
2) She stares at your lips *kiss her*
3) When she pushes anda atau hits anda *grab her and don't let go*
4) When she brushes your hand *grab hers*
5) If she's cold *give her your jacket...or hold her*
6) If she don't talk to anda first *go talk to her*
7) When she goes to her Friends house *prank call her*
THE GIRLFRIEND GUIDE
1) If he pokes anda *get closer*
2) If he want's a guys night out *don't complain*
3) If he doesn't text back *don't jump to conclusions*
4) If he doesn't say anything *don't think he doesn't care*
5) If he's ticklish *he's a keeper*
6) If he lets anda wear his clothing *he likes anda in his stuff*
7) If anda are tired of waiting for him to make the first alih *make it yourself*
1) She walks away from anda mad *follow her*
2) She stares at your lips *kiss her*
3) When she pushes anda atau hits anda *grab her and don't let go*
4) When she brushes your hand *grab hers*
5) If she's cold *give her your jacket...or hold her*
6) If she don't talk to anda first *go talk to her*
7) When she goes to her Friends house *prank call her*
THE GIRLFRIEND GUIDE
1) If he pokes anda *get closer*
2) If he want's a guys night out *don't complain*
3) If he doesn't text back *don't jump to conclusions*
4) If he doesn't say anything *don't think he doesn't care*
5) If he's ticklish *he's a keeper*
6) If he lets anda wear his clothing *he likes anda in his stuff*
7) If anda are tired of waiting for him to make the first alih *make it yourself*
