FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat atau drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why anda have no food.
FRIENDS: Would bail anda out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting seterusnya to anda sayin "DAMN!"were screwed"!
FRIENDS: Have never seen anda cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else anda cried...just laugh about it with anda in private when your not down anymore.
FRIENDS: Asks anda to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has anda on speed dial.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...
FRIENDS: Will leave anda behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."
FRIENDS: anda have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.
A friend helps anda when anda fall;
a best friend says "Walk much,stupid?"
A friend gives anda their umbrella when it rains;
a best friend takes your's and says "RUN, anda IDIOT, RUN!"
A friend wipes your tears when you're rejected;
a best friend walks up to him and says "It's because you're not interested, isn't it?"
A friend will bail anda out of jail;
a best friend will be in the room seterusnya to anda saying "THAT WAS AWESOME, LETS DO IT AGAIN!!
A good friend helps anda when anda fall.
A best friend laughs and trips anda again.
FRIENDS: Meet your boy/girl friend and say nice to meet you
BESTFRIENDS: Meet your boy/girl friend and scare the hell out of him/her sejak threatening to break every bone in him/her's body if he/she hurts your bestfriend
FRIENDS: Will say anda can do better
BESTFRIENDS: Will call him and say"you have seven days to live"
FRIENDS: Ask why you're crying
BESTFRIENDS:Already have a shovel ready to bury the loser that made anda cry
FRIENDS: Will help anda move
BESTFRIENDS: Will help anda alih a dead body
FRIENDS: Will pick out a cute chick-flick to watch with anda on movie night
BESTFRIENDS: Will pick out "The Ring" for movie night then scare anda and himself/herself in the process
FRIENDS: comfort anda when anda fight with your boyfriend
BEST FRIENDS: go over to his house and kick his butt
FRIENDS: tell anda to forget it when anda say anda want to vandalize a guy's house
BEST FRIENDS: best Friends are the ones getting fined sejak the police with you
FRIENDS: Think your insane for jumping off a roof onto a trampoline
BEST FRIENDS: Are jumping right after you
FRIENDS: come over every couple of months for a sleepover
BEST FRIENDS: are your weekend boarders
FRIENDS: are offended when anda make fun of them
BEST FRIENDS: kick your but and all's forgiven
FRIENDS: are shy around your boyfriend
BEST FRIENDS: will tease him till he blushes redder than a api, kebakaran engine
FRIENDS: don't see anda if you're sick
BEST FRIENDS: are why you're sitting in katil under a blanket with a thermometer, book, and your phone
FRIENDS: call anda retarded for running threw bleachers yelling "IT'S jeruk, pickle TIME!"
BEST FRIENDS: are screaming and running with you
disclaimer: i DO NOT own this found it on someones profile
and if anda cant really see the words in the picture here they are
"the days were so crazy.........
that people think were high
and days were so bored..........
we laugh so hard we cry!
all the inside jokes.....
and sayin "remeber when"
"just some resons"
well always be bestfriends♥♥♥♥
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why anda have no food.
FRIENDS: Would bail anda out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting seterusnya to anda sayin "DAMN!"were screwed"!
FRIENDS: Have never seen anda cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else anda cried...just laugh about it with anda in private when your not down anymore.
FRIENDS: Asks anda to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has anda on speed dial.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...
FRIENDS: Will leave anda behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."
FRIENDS: anda have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.
A friend helps anda when anda fall;
a best friend says "Walk much,stupid?"
A friend gives anda their umbrella when it rains;
a best friend takes your's and says "RUN, anda IDIOT, RUN!"
A friend wipes your tears when you're rejected;
a best friend walks up to him and says "It's because you're not interested, isn't it?"
A friend will bail anda out of jail;
a best friend will be in the room seterusnya to anda saying "THAT WAS AWESOME, LETS DO IT AGAIN!!
A good friend helps anda when anda fall.
A best friend laughs and trips anda again.
FRIENDS: Meet your boy/girl friend and say nice to meet you
BESTFRIENDS: Meet your boy/girl friend and scare the hell out of him/her sejak threatening to break every bone in him/her's body if he/she hurts your bestfriend
FRIENDS: Will say anda can do better
BESTFRIENDS: Will call him and say"you have seven days to live"
FRIENDS: Ask why you're crying
BESTFRIENDS:Already have a shovel ready to bury the loser that made anda cry
FRIENDS: Will help anda move
BESTFRIENDS: Will help anda alih a dead body
FRIENDS: Will pick out a cute chick-flick to watch with anda on movie night
BESTFRIENDS: Will pick out "The Ring" for movie night then scare anda and himself/herself in the process
FRIENDS: comfort anda when anda fight with your boyfriend
BEST FRIENDS: go over to his house and kick his butt
FRIENDS: tell anda to forget it when anda say anda want to vandalize a guy's house
BEST FRIENDS: best Friends are the ones getting fined sejak the police with you
FRIENDS: Think your insane for jumping off a roof onto a trampoline
BEST FRIENDS: Are jumping right after you
FRIENDS: come over every couple of months for a sleepover
BEST FRIENDS: are your weekend boarders
FRIENDS: are offended when anda make fun of them
BEST FRIENDS: kick your but and all's forgiven
FRIENDS: are shy around your boyfriend
BEST FRIENDS: will tease him till he blushes redder than a api, kebakaran engine
FRIENDS: don't see anda if you're sick
BEST FRIENDS: are why you're sitting in katil under a blanket with a thermometer, book, and your phone
FRIENDS: call anda retarded for running threw bleachers yelling "IT'S jeruk, pickle TIME!"
BEST FRIENDS: are screaming and running with you
disclaimer: i DO NOT own this found it on someones profile
and if anda cant really see the words in the picture here they are
"the days were so crazy.........
that people think were high
and days were so bored..........
we laugh so hard we cry!
all the inside jokes.....
and sayin "remeber when"
"just some resons"
well always be bestfriends♥♥♥♥
from the internet :)
(1) Tell him that he looked better bald.
(2) Put purple dye in his shampoo.
(3) When he goes to get his hair trimed, tell the barber that he would get 100 dollars to cut all his hair off.
(4) Ask what it was like to have Ke$sha babysit him.
(5) Tell him he reminds anda of the Ken doll.
(6) Ask if Selena is his Barbie girl.
(7) Change his ringtone to 'Whip my Hair'.
(8) Call him while he's doing a talk show.
(9) Ask why he keeps making songs about relationships.
(10) Ask if he wants to dump Selena because he keeps making those songs.
(11) Give his fangirls his utama adress
(12) Finally, ask why he goes for older women instead of 16-year olds. When he jawapan he thinks they're cute tell him that your telling Selena that she's too young for him
(1) Tell him that he looked better bald.
(2) Put purple dye in his shampoo.
(3) When he goes to get his hair trimed, tell the barber that he would get 100 dollars to cut all his hair off.
(4) Ask what it was like to have Ke$sha babysit him.
(5) Tell him he reminds anda of the Ken doll.
(6) Ask if Selena is his Barbie girl.
(7) Change his ringtone to 'Whip my Hair'.
(8) Call him while he's doing a talk show.
(9) Ask why he keeps making songs about relationships.
(10) Ask if he wants to dump Selena because he keeps making those songs.
(11) Give his fangirls his utama adress
(12) Finally, ask why he goes for older women instead of 16-year olds. When he jawapan he thinks they're cute tell him that your telling Selena that she's too young for him
1. read
2. go outside
3. do ur homework
4. go around the house saying Rawak things until u cry laughing
5. continue Membaca this
6. Walk up to siblings and say Rawak things until they hit u and then say u r cracking them up
7. play cards
8. dance
9. play checkers
10.read about canadian dudes
11. hit ur siblings, run 2 mommy and say, They hit me!!!!!
12. go on utube
13.talk on phone 4 hrs.
14. go on another fanclub
15. try 2 find me on Facebook and figure out im not on, i dnt have an account
16. go on Google look up jay leno, find 15 jokes and have a 13 round comedy c ontest with ur bff
17. write on ur wall
18. write on other peoples walls
19. add Rawak people as ur fans
20. read another forum.
2. go outside
3. do ur homework
4. go around the house saying Rawak things until u cry laughing
5. continue Membaca this
6. Walk up to siblings and say Rawak things until they hit u and then say u r cracking them up
7. play cards
8. dance
9. play checkers
10.read about canadian dudes
11. hit ur siblings, run 2 mommy and say, They hit me!!!!!
12. go on utube
13.talk on phone 4 hrs.
14. go on another fanclub
15. try 2 find me on Facebook and figure out im not on, i dnt have an account
16. go on Google look up jay leno, find 15 jokes and have a 13 round comedy c ontest with ur bff
17. write on ur wall
18. write on other peoples walls
19. add Rawak people as ur fans
20. read another forum.
okay, on my 5 completely Rawak things to do...
5) sing the alphabet backwards in german while painting a picture of yourself riding a tandem bike
4) clip out something from the newspaper and tape it to your shirt
3) try to do the chicken dance as long as anda can
2) walk into walmart and ask where the nearest walmart is and directions to it
1) scream "where did i put my flaming green octopus?" as loud as anda can in a public place (ie. school, mall...bathroom)
i recommend anda try these. 2 and 1 are my faves.
5) sing the alphabet backwards in german while painting a picture of yourself riding a tandem bike
4) clip out something from the newspaper and tape it to your shirt
3) try to do the chicken dance as long as anda can
2) walk into walmart and ask where the nearest walmart is and directions to it
1) scream "where did i put my flaming green octopus?" as loud as anda can in a public place (ie. school, mall...bathroom)
i recommend anda try these. 2 and 1 are my faves.
The bahagian, atas six reasons computers must be female:
6. As soon as anda have one, a better one is just around the corner.
5. No one but the creator understands the internal logic.
4. Even your smallest mistakes are immediately committed to memory for future reference.
3. The native language used to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.
2. The message "Bad Command atau File Name" is about as informative as
"If anda don't know why I'm mad at you, then I'm certainly not going to tell you".
AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON COMPUTERS ARE FEMALE:
As soon as anda make a commitment to one, anda find yourself spending half of your paycheck on accessories for it.
6. As soon as anda have one, a better one is just around the corner.
5. No one but the creator understands the internal logic.
4. Even your smallest mistakes are immediately committed to memory for future reference.
3. The native language used to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.
2. The message "Bad Command atau File Name" is about as informative as
"If anda don't know why I'm mad at you, then I'm certainly not going to tell you".
AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON COMPUTERS ARE FEMALE:
As soon as anda make a commitment to one, anda find yourself spending half of your paycheck on accessories for it.
1.everyone around anda has an attitude problem
2.your adding Chocolate chips to your cheese omelet
3.the dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans
4.your husband/boyfriend is suddenly agreeing to everything anda say
5.your using your cellphone to dial up every bumpersticker that says "hows my driving call 1-800-***-dating"
6.everyone head looks like an invitation to batting practice
7.you're convinced theres a god and he's male
8.you're counting down the days till menopause
9.you're sure everyone is scheming to dive anda crazy
10.the ibuprofen bottle is empty and anda just bought it yesterday
11.you just want to punch someone without a reason
12.if anda start wondering if pms is excuse to get away with murder
13.if anda were to busy thinking about ways to kill the last person who got on your nerves to realize I was only supposed to give anda 10
a little starotype but funny
*i didn't write this,just so anda know*
2.your adding Chocolate chips to your cheese omelet
3.the dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans
4.your husband/boyfriend is suddenly agreeing to everything anda say
5.your using your cellphone to dial up every bumpersticker that says "hows my driving call 1-800-***-dating"
6.everyone head looks like an invitation to batting practice
7.you're convinced theres a god and he's male
8.you're counting down the days till menopause
9.you're sure everyone is scheming to dive anda crazy
10.the ibuprofen bottle is empty and anda just bought it yesterday
11.you just want to punch someone without a reason
12.if anda start wondering if pms is excuse to get away with murder
13.if anda were to busy thinking about ways to kill the last person who got on your nerves to realize I was only supposed to give anda 10
a little starotype but funny
*i didn't write this,just so anda know*
If you’re an animal lover, like me, this story might be to much to take. But I can’t believe people can be so cruel. But I believe that when someone abuses a poor defenseless animal, that someone should be telah diberi LIFE in prison without the possibility atau parole.
A Mesa, Arizona man who killed a 6-week-old kitten after a pet ular sawa, python refused to eat it was telah diberi three years of supervised probation on Friday.
Jeremy Tuffly, 29, pleaded guilty May 11 in Maricopa County Superior Court to one count of cruelty to animals, a Class 6 felony, court records show.
The charge followed after Maricopa County Sheriff's Office deputies learned of a DVD menunjukkan Tuffly repeatedly throwing the kitten at the ular sawa, python in 2002 in an attempt to get the snake to attack it, according to MCSO.
When the ular sawa, python failed to eat the kitten, Tuffly kicked it across the yard, authorities previously said. The kitten then died.
A Mesa, Arizona man who killed a 6-week-old kitten after a pet ular sawa, python refused to eat it was telah diberi three years of supervised probation on Friday.
Jeremy Tuffly, 29, pleaded guilty May 11 in Maricopa County Superior Court to one count of cruelty to animals, a Class 6 felony, court records show.
The charge followed after Maricopa County Sheriff's Office deputies learned of a DVD menunjukkan Tuffly repeatedly throwing the kitten at the ular sawa, python in 2002 in an attempt to get the snake to attack it, according to MCSO.
When the ular sawa, python failed to eat the kitten, Tuffly kicked it across the yard, authorities previously said. The kitten then died.
1- be always self confident , have some self a steam .
2- be always c00l.
3- turn off ur cellphone during the date...always.
4-be always happy, happy with everything..with ur life.
5- if u really want him as ur bf atau date.....try to be cool ,use the words like: yeah totally,or however....try to be little care less about him... ...lol
6- dont be bushy....stay calm and dont complain alot ....jst a little but not alot....
i cant remember anymore so......ill see u the seterusnya time.....thank u all for Membaca this..and plz komen ,have all a gr8 day..peace ^_^