I was thinking about school when I realized that all of my teachers looked like people from books,tv, atau movies...
Kindergarten: Mrs. Keisler looked like JJ from Criminal Minds. Same age, same hair, even the same eyes. Not to mention she had a baby named Henry.
2nd Grade: I had this one Membaca teacher that fit Mrs. Dodd's huraian exactly from the Lightening Theif and she was a mean bird fanatic.
5th Grade: Mrs. Oarsburn was the oldest fattest teacher in the school, so one hari she showed us a picture of her in her twenties, and I swear to god she was DJ from Full House's evil twin.
6th Grade: There was this one really uptight teacher Mrs. Crimm who we called the incrimminator. She looked and sounded just like the old lady on chowder.
This is when it gets really creepy...
7th Grade: I had a literature and social studies teacher who looked just like McGonnagall from HP. Same hair, eyes, sense of style. Her fav color was green acted just like McGonnagall does, and her fav goddess is Minerva!
Now wait for it... She,had just moved here from Ireland¡
Freshman Year: My biology teach looked exactly like Hogens from Bones. Rich, obsessed with bugs, same beard, same hair, even the same color lab coat. They even had the same voice.
Still Freshman Year: My math teacher was just like Quirrel. Always stuttering, bald, wore way too much purple. And anda just knew he was hiding something.
Still on Freshman: My AP US Government teacher looked and sounded just like spock.
Kindergarten: Mrs. Keisler looked like JJ from Criminal Minds. Same age, same hair, even the same eyes. Not to mention she had a baby named Henry.
2nd Grade: I had this one Membaca teacher that fit Mrs. Dodd's huraian exactly from the Lightening Theif and she was a mean bird fanatic.
5th Grade: Mrs. Oarsburn was the oldest fattest teacher in the school, so one hari she showed us a picture of her in her twenties, and I swear to god she was DJ from Full House's evil twin.
6th Grade: There was this one really uptight teacher Mrs. Crimm who we called the incrimminator. She looked and sounded just like the old lady on chowder.
This is when it gets really creepy...
7th Grade: I had a literature and social studies teacher who looked just like McGonnagall from HP. Same hair, eyes, sense of style. Her fav color was green acted just like McGonnagall does, and her fav goddess is Minerva!
Now wait for it... She,had just moved here from Ireland¡
Freshman Year: My biology teach looked exactly like Hogens from Bones. Rich, obsessed with bugs, same beard, same hair, even the same color lab coat. They even had the same voice.
Still Freshman Year: My math teacher was just like Quirrel. Always stuttering, bald, wore way too much purple. And anda just knew he was hiding something.
Still on Freshman: My AP US Government teacher looked and sounded just like spock.
I was born on a kacang, kacang tanah plantation 62 saat before my dad blinked for the kajillionth time. The turkeys played an orchestra piece called "Eat my shorts", sejak Bart Simpson. Homer was right there, eating a donut, when Marge walked in with a turkey baster. Immediately, the orchestra fled to Treasure Island to retrieve a '92 Toyota Corona. Then Sir Francis drake showed up to ask me if I could cut his hair. He said, "I needeth a cuteth of my hair to impress Medusa." So I hopped on my hovercraft and grabbed my scissors. He gave me a pice of Chocolate fudge cake as a reward. I suddenly needed my diaper changed, so I went to my mommy and said, "Mom, I made a cow pie. Either give me a new diaper, atau eat my patty." She patted my head and changed me. And that's all about the hari I was born.
