One may not promote a “horse tripping event”.

It is illegal for the owner of a bar to allow anyone inside to pretend to have sex with a buffalo.

Females are forbidden from doing their own hair without being licensed sejak the state.

Anjing must have a permit signed sejak the mayor in order to congregate in groups of three atau lebih on private property.

Oklahoma will not tolerate anyone taking a bite out of another’s hamburger.

It is against the law to read a comic book while operating a motor vehicle.

Whaling is illegal.

It is illegal to have the hind legs of farm Haiwan in your boots.

Residents are taxed for the furniture in their homes, and any other personal belongings.

People who make “ugly faces” at Anjing may be fined and/or jailed.

Cars must be tethered outside of public buildings.

Oral sex is a misdemeanor and is punisable sejak one tahun in jail and a $2,500 fine.

Anyone arrested for soliciting a hooker must have their name and picture shown on television.

It’s statutory rape for a man over 18 to have sex with a female under the age of 18, provided she’s a virgin.

Tatu are banned. (Repealed, Effective 11/1/2006. Tatu are now legal in Oklahoma!)

No one may spit on a sidewalk.

It is illegal to wear your boots to bed.

It is illegal to have sex before anda are married.

ikan may not be contained in fishbowls while on a public bus.

Tissues are not to be found in the back of one’s car.

no eating while driving.