1. We dont ALWAYS want sex...only sometimes
2. we dont like it when anda tell us wat to do
3. never, ever look at other girls with us...otherwise your kicked out
4. padam any pictures of ANY other girls on your phones/computers
5. anda need to listen to us
6. if anda going to ignore us at least do a good job at it.
7. dont always say "i Cinta you" like 5 times a day, then we think somethings up
8. bringging us to a club and getting us drunk for sex is a bad idea
9. if anda get in a fight, admit that your wrong...we like that
10. never say that your the "king of MY casle"
11. always tell us if your borrowing money
12. before sex, let us change into something sexy atau nothing at all
13. its a bad idea to tell us to hurry up when getting dressed to go somewhere
14. dont tell us what to wear atau when to wear it
15. we hate it when anda bring to your Friends house jus to tunjuk us off
16. when taking us to dinner, take some where nice
17. again, when taking us to dinner, make sure anda dress nice. not jus a t-shirt and jeans!!
18. we Cinta it when anda look us in our eyes and tell us we're beautiful 24/7
19. ALWAYS stand sejak us during a carrier no matter how stupid
20. fellas, keep this in mind: ALWAYS REMEMBER YOUR ANIVERSIORY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
21. after marriage dont ask us what happened while in Vegas...then WE wonder what happened with YOU
22. tell us why anda Cinta us
23. we cant always read your gosh damned minds!!
24. if anda want to take us to a movie, dont chose a scary one......unless we want to
25. ALWAYS let us pick out the movie your watching
and 26. be careful on what anda by...we watch EVERYTHING.
2. we dont like it when anda tell us wat to do
3. never, ever look at other girls with us...otherwise your kicked out
4. padam any pictures of ANY other girls on your phones/computers
5. anda need to listen to us
6. if anda going to ignore us at least do a good job at it.
7. dont always say "i Cinta you" like 5 times a day, then we think somethings up
8. bringging us to a club and getting us drunk for sex is a bad idea
9. if anda get in a fight, admit that your wrong...we like that
10. never say that your the "king of MY casle"
11. always tell us if your borrowing money
12. before sex, let us change into something sexy atau nothing at all
13. its a bad idea to tell us to hurry up when getting dressed to go somewhere
14. dont tell us what to wear atau when to wear it
15. we hate it when anda bring to your Friends house jus to tunjuk us off
16. when taking us to dinner, take some where nice
17. again, when taking us to dinner, make sure anda dress nice. not jus a t-shirt and jeans!!
18. we Cinta it when anda look us in our eyes and tell us we're beautiful 24/7
19. ALWAYS stand sejak us during a carrier no matter how stupid
20. fellas, keep this in mind: ALWAYS REMEMBER YOUR ANIVERSIORY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
21. after marriage dont ask us what happened while in Vegas...then WE wonder what happened with YOU
22. tell us why anda Cinta us
23. we cant always read your gosh damned minds!!
24. if anda want to take us to a movie, dont chose a scary one......unless we want to
25. ALWAYS let us pick out the movie your watching
and 26. be careful on what anda by...we watch EVERYTHING.
Ask everyone anda meet, "Hot enough for you?"
Sing the "Barney" theme song as loud as anda can.
If anda see kids building a sand castle, say, "That's not a real castle!"
Every time when you're about to itik under the water, yell, "Down periscope!"
Go swimming in a full business suit. If people notice, act like they're the weirdos.
Put sea shell to your ear and announce to first person to pass by, "It's for you!" Repeat several times.
Throw jellyfish around.
Tune radio to all-news station and blast as loud as anda can, then nod your head and snap your fingers like you're listening to some happenin' tunes.
Act like a sea gull.
Wear t-shirt that says, "I'm the coolest dude on this pathetic beach. No autographs please."
Sing the "Barney" theme song as loud as anda can.
If anda see kids building a sand castle, say, "That's not a real castle!"
Every time when you're about to itik under the water, yell, "Down periscope!"
Go swimming in a full business suit. If people notice, act like they're the weirdos.
Put sea shell to your ear and announce to first person to pass by, "It's for you!" Repeat several times.
Throw jellyfish around.
Tune radio to all-news station and blast as loud as anda can, then nod your head and snap your fingers like you're listening to some happenin' tunes.
Act like a sea gull.
Wear t-shirt that says, "I'm the coolest dude on this pathetic beach. No autographs please."
Materials:
Petroleum Jelly
Eyeshadow,body shimmer, atau pigments (for color)
small discardable and microwavable bowl
Discardable stirrer
lipgloss container with lids
Procedure:
1.Scoop some petroleum in the small bowl (more petroleum lebih gloss!)
2.Microwave for 5 min atau completely melted
3.Take out the petroleum and mix in the eyeshadow keep on putting lebih till anda reach your desired shade.
4.Mix well. Then pour in your mixture into the lipgloss container. Put in the freewer for 15-30 minutes.
Enjoy!!
Tip:to make flavored lip gloss add kool-aid instead (will stain lips).
Petroleum Jelly
Eyeshadow,body shimmer, atau pigments (for color)
small discardable and microwavable bowl
Discardable stirrer
lipgloss container with lids
Procedure:
1.Scoop some petroleum in the small bowl (more petroleum lebih gloss!)
2.Microwave for 5 min atau completely melted
3.Take out the petroleum and mix in the eyeshadow keep on putting lebih till anda reach your desired shade.
4.Mix well. Then pour in your mixture into the lipgloss container. Put in the freewer for 15-30 minutes.
Enjoy!!
Tip:to make flavored lip gloss add kool-aid instead (will stain lips).
Okay, so I was sitting on the sofa, kerusi panjang last night watching some rubbish Televisyen tunjuk and texting my boyfriend Liam. Anyway I think he'd had too much sugar that night cause he was all like 'I feel special when I wear my pelangi, rainbow colored raincoat' and stuff. So then he text and was like 'I Cinta anda soooooo much' and so I was like 'I Cinta anda more' and he was like 'NO!' and I was like Yes! and he was like 'No cause... cause... cause well I'm getting anda a birthday present! And so I'm like 'I'm getting anda one first' (cause his birthday is before mine) and then like ten minit later he's like damn. And so I'm like 'I win'.
THE END
THE END
A little motavational poem I found link. Enjoy. ;P
At age 4, success is...not peeing in your pants.
___At age 12, success is...having friends.
____At age 16, success is...having a driver's license.
_______At age 20, success is...having sex.
________At age 35, success is...having money.
________At age 50, success is...having money.
_______At age 60, success is...having sex.
_____At age 70, success is...having a driver's license.
___At age 75, success is...having friends.
At age 90, success is...not peeing in your pants.
At age 4, success is...not peeing in your pants.
___At age 12, success is...having friends.
____At age 16, success is...having a driver's license.
_______At age 20, success is...having sex.
________At age 35, success is...having money.
________At age 50, success is...having money.
_______At age 60, success is...having sex.
_____At age 70, success is...having a driver's license.
___At age 75, success is...having friends.
At age 90, success is...not peeing in your pants.
I don't care who you are, it still looks like a Nazi salute to me.
The European Union recently expanded to include a total of 25 member states. Some people are concerned,however,that problems will arise with anemployment,and that high influx of immigrants from the former Eastern block countries will cause difficulties for the the other member states. What are the positive and negative consequences of including former Eastern block countries in the EU? Which do anda think are greater,the advantages atau disadvantages,for the newly expanded,25-member EU?
^^PLEASE someone help me :'(
^^PLEASE someone help me :'(
THE BOYFRIEND GUIDE
1) She walks away from anda mad *follow her*
2) She stares at your lips *kiss her*
3) When she pushes anda atau hits anda *grab her and don't let go*
4) When she brushes your hand *grab hers*
5) If she's cold *give her your jacket...or hold her*
6) If she don't talk to anda first *go talk to her*
7) When she goes to her Friends house *prank call her*
THE GIRLFRIEND GUIDE
1) If he pokes anda *get closer*
2) If he want's a guys night out *don't complain*
3) If he doesn't text back *don't jump to conclusions*
4) If he doesn't say anything *don't think he doesn't care*
5) If he's ticklish *he's a keeper*
6) If he lets anda wear his clothing *he likes anda in his stuff*
7) If anda are tired of waiting for him to make the first alih *make it yourself*
1) She walks away from anda mad *follow her*
2) She stares at your lips *kiss her*
3) When she pushes anda atau hits anda *grab her and don't let go*
4) When she brushes your hand *grab hers*
5) If she's cold *give her your jacket...or hold her*
6) If she don't talk to anda first *go talk to her*
7) When she goes to her Friends house *prank call her*
THE GIRLFRIEND GUIDE
1) If he pokes anda *get closer*
2) If he want's a guys night out *don't complain*
3) If he doesn't text back *don't jump to conclusions*
4) If he doesn't say anything *don't think he doesn't care*
5) If he's ticklish *he's a keeper*
6) If he lets anda wear his clothing *he likes anda in his stuff*
7) If anda are tired of waiting for him to make the first alih *make it yourself*
So, it's been five years since anda passed. I wanted to take a few minit to remind people of how wonderful anda were and how much anda impacted my life. Honestly, even now, I miss talking to you. I miss your Cinta pujian on my dinding and I miss just being able to talk to someone and being to say the things that I can't to anyone else.
Do anda remember when anda told me I was ten feet tall and bulletproof? It was almost amusing, but I remember just being pissed off at pumpkinqueen and wanting to throttle her. I also remember that anda calmed me down and I took a step back and decided not to say anything too stupid.
I wish we'd had lebih time to be Friends and hang out together. I really do. anda were a wonderful and kind person, with plenty of smarts. And I appreciated every moment of being able to talk to anda and have someone I could rely on when I needed it.
Thank anda so much.
R.I.P BLW.
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Do anda remember when anda told me I was ten feet tall and bulletproof? It was almost amusing, but I remember just being pissed off at pumpkinqueen and wanting to throttle her. I also remember that anda calmed me down and I took a step back and decided not to say anything too stupid.
I wish we'd had lebih time to be Friends and hang out together. I really do. anda were a wonderful and kind person, with plenty of smarts. And I appreciated every moment of being able to talk to anda and have someone I could rely on when I needed it.
Thank anda so much.
R.I.P BLW.
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