Rawak Article: what my nightmares feel like

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posted by hetaliaitaly

i get this feeling everynight i just cant seem to stop i know its not there i know its not real but it feels like its there it touches my head it haunts my dreams it looks and feels as real as it seems.

i cant help it oh when will it end i think its going to kill me in the end im sick and tired of it catching me a dark shadow only i can see it tells me to just stop still for one saat atau lebih time enough to swollow me whole in a life of hate a gore.
( (this is what my dreams are like they feel to real to be not there it anoys me i cant sleep its nearly one in the morning and everyone is asleep but me))

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sayou wooow!

JapanHetalia Zack! Do you know what life feels like when you live in a nightmare? DX

hetaliaitaly yes^^

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Gary Motherf*cking Oak Tells It Straight

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Laughter is the best Medicine;]

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Free Realms Character 2

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Gifs and pics

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wet Kucing :))

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Parenting Fail

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Source: epicfail.com

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TERROR CONTACT LENSES

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Source: yep...woow

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My brother's dog!!

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Source: My mom

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Julius Caesar warning

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MSPS16 & Julianna Guill

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Weight Loss Program

posted by Bluekait

A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 5kg weight loss program. The seterusnya day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 tahun old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck.

She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company. The sign reads, "If anda can catch me, anda can have me."

Without a saat thought, he takes off after her. A few miles later puffing and puffing, he finally gives up. The same girl shows up for the seterusnya four days and the same thing happens. On the fifth day, he weighs...

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Go after your dreams and don't give up (inspiring quote i wrote)

posted by koolkat-1104

i wanna tell anda something and anda better listen good here.If there's something anda really enjoy and anda have a huge dream that your really passionate about then go after it.Don't be afraid to follow your hati, tengah-tengah because your hati, tengah-tengah will lead anda to the right direction.Don't let anyone discourage anda and idc who the heck they are.You are always going to meet 2 people in your life.One person will discourage anda and tell anda that anda are never gonna make it and the other person will encourage anda to follow anda dreams and will believe in you.They will want anda to follow your dreams.So listen to that...

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Facts About Red Heads

posted by E-Scope90

I'm not trying to be abusive in any way, I just found this. I didn't write this.

Approximately 1-2% of humans, atau about two in 100 people in the world, have red hair.j
The ancient Greeks believed that redheads would turn into Vampires after they died.i
Otherwise dark hair may turn red atau blond in cases of severe protein deficiency due to starvation.c
Red is the rarest hair color in humans
The most rare hair color in humans is red.b
During the Middle Ages, a child with red hair was thought to be conceived during “unclean sex” atau during menstruation.b
Red hair doesn’t gray as much as other hair...

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Rawak jokes....(actually they r PJs)

posted by pollydbookworm

This itik walks into a convenience store and asks the clerk, "Do anda have any grapes?" The clerk says no, and the itik leaves.

The seterusnya day, the itik returns and asks, "Do anda have any grapes?" The clerk again says no, and the itik leaves.

The hari after that, the itik walks in the store again and asks "Do anda have any grapes?" The clerk screams at the duck, "You've come in here the past two days and asked if we had any grapes. I told anda no every time that we don't have any grapes! I swear if anda come back in here again, and ask for grapes, I'll nail your webbed feet to the floor!!"

The duck...

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WHAT TO DO IN AN EXAM anda KNOW YOU'RE GOING TO FAIL ANYWAYS:

posted by Milorox18

1. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!"
2. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read soalan aloud, Debat your jawapan with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm SOOO sure that anda can hear me thinking." Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.
3. Bring a Game Boy. Play with the volume at max level.
4. On the answer sheet find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this soalan on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs. Be creative.
5. Run into...

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How To Annoy People At A Funeral (not that anda would want to XD)

posted by slytherin360

Tell the widow that the deceased's last wish was that she make Cinta with anda
Tell the undertaker that he can't close the coffin until anda find your contact lens.
Punch the body and tell people that he hit anda first.
Tell the widow that you're the deceased's gay lover.
Ask someone to take a snapshot of anda shaking hands with the deceased.
At the cemetery, play taps on a kazoo.
Walk around tellin people that you've seen the will and they're not in it.
Ask the widow to give anda a kiss.
Drive behind the widow's limo and keep honking your horn.
Tell the undertaker that your dog just died and ask...