25 Steps To Building A Webpage
1. Download a piece of Web authoring software ~ 20 minutes.
2. Think about what anda want to write on your Web page. ~ 6 weeks.
3. Download the same piece of Web authoring software, because they have released 3 new versions since the first time anda downloaded it. ~ 20 minutes.
4. Decide to just steal some imej and awards to put on your site. ~ 1 minute.
5. Visit sites to find imej and awards, find 5 of them that anda like. ~ 4 days.
6. Run setup of your Web authoring software. After it fails, download it again. ~ 25 minutes.
7. Run setup again, boot the software, click all toolbar buttons to see what they do. ~ 15 minutes.
8. View the sumber of others' pages, steal some, change a few words here and there. ~ 4 hours.
9. pratonton your Web page using the Web Authoring software. ~ 1 minute.
10. Try to horizontally line up two related imej ~ 6 hours.
11. Remove one of the images. ~ 10 seconds.
12. Set the text's font color to the same color as your background, wonder why all your text is gone. ~ 4 hours.
13. Download a counter from your ISP. ~ 4 minutes.
14. Try to figure out why your counter reads "You are visitor number 16.3 E10". ~ 3 hours.
15. Put 4 blank lines between two lines of text. ~ 8 hours.
16. Fine-tune the text, then prepare to load your Web page on your ISP. ~ 40 minutes.
17. Accidentally padam your complete web page, follow with an extremely LOUD scream. ~ 10 saat {1 to delete, 9 to scream}.
18. Recreate your web page ~ 2 days.
19. Try to figure out how to load your Web page onto your ISP's server. ~ 3 weeks.
20. Call a patient friend to find out about FTP. ~ 30 minutes.
21. Download FTP software. ~ 10 minutes.
22. Call your friend again. ~ 15 minutes.
23. muat naik your web page to your ISP's server. ~ 10 minutes.
24. Connect to your site on the web. ~ 1 minute.
25. Repeat any and all of the sebelumnya steps ~ eternity.
1. Download a piece of Web authoring software ~ 20 minutes.
2. Think about what anda want to write on your Web page. ~ 6 weeks.
3. Download the same piece of Web authoring software, because they have released 3 new versions since the first time anda downloaded it. ~ 20 minutes.
4. Decide to just steal some imej and awards to put on your site. ~ 1 minute.
5. Visit sites to find imej and awards, find 5 of them that anda like. ~ 4 days.
6. Run setup of your Web authoring software. After it fails, download it again. ~ 25 minutes.
7. Run setup again, boot the software, click all toolbar buttons to see what they do. ~ 15 minutes.
8. View the sumber of others' pages, steal some, change a few words here and there. ~ 4 hours.
9. pratonton your Web page using the Web Authoring software. ~ 1 minute.
10. Try to horizontally line up two related imej ~ 6 hours.
11. Remove one of the images. ~ 10 seconds.
12. Set the text's font color to the same color as your background, wonder why all your text is gone. ~ 4 hours.
13. Download a counter from your ISP. ~ 4 minutes.
14. Try to figure out why your counter reads "You are visitor number 16.3 E10". ~ 3 hours.
15. Put 4 blank lines between two lines of text. ~ 8 hours.
16. Fine-tune the text, then prepare to load your Web page on your ISP. ~ 40 minutes.
17. Accidentally padam your complete web page, follow with an extremely LOUD scream. ~ 10 saat {1 to delete, 9 to scream}.
18. Recreate your web page ~ 2 days.
19. Try to figure out how to load your Web page onto your ISP's server. ~ 3 weeks.
20. Call a patient friend to find out about FTP. ~ 30 minutes.
21. Download FTP software. ~ 10 minutes.
22. Call your friend again. ~ 15 minutes.
23. muat naik your web page to your ISP's server. ~ 10 minutes.
24. Connect to your site on the web. ~ 1 minute.
25. Repeat any and all of the sebelumnya steps ~ eternity.
bahagian, atas WAYS TO ANNOY YOUR TEACHER
1)cry randomly
2) when the teacher calls on anda say whocares
3)when somone else answeres a qustion say i no ino and if the teacher calls on anda say how should i no
4)scream out nerd when anda walk sejak somene
5)call smart ppl nerds
6)read magizenes when anda are supposed to do work
7)read this senarai as your history lapor and say this should be an a ppls
8) play your ipod and say this is my fravorite song
9) always say yea when anda get an f in a test
10) say i llove anda to your teaachers
11)the end is always the begining of your project
1)cry randomly
2) when the teacher calls on anda say whocares
3)when somone else answeres a qustion say i no ino and if the teacher calls on anda say how should i no
4)scream out nerd when anda walk sejak somene
5)call smart ppl nerds
6)read magizenes when anda are supposed to do work
7)read this senarai as your history lapor and say this should be an a ppls
8) play your ipod and say this is my fravorite song
9) always say yea when anda get an f in a test
10) say i llove anda to your teaachers
11)the end is always the begining of your project
