Pull out a harmonica and play blues songs when your tarikh begins talking about themselves.
Sacrifice french fries to the great deity, Pomme.
When ordering, inquire whether the restaurant has any live food.
Without asking, eat off your date's plate. Eat lebih from their plate than s/he does.
Drool.
Fill your pockets with sugar packets, as well as salt and pepper shakers, silverware, floral arrangements . . . i.e. anything on the meja, jadual that isn't bolted down.
Hold a debate. Take both sides.
At dinner, guard your plate with fork and steak knife, so as to give the impression that you'll stab anyone, including the waiter, who reaches for it.
Collect the salt shakers from all of the tables in the restaurant, and balance them in a tower on your table.
Wipe your nose on your date's sleeve. Twice.
Make funny faces at other patrons, then sneer at their reactions.
Repeat every third third word anda say say.
Give your claim to fame as being voted "Most Festerous" for your high school yearbook.
Read a newspaper atau book during the meal. Ignore your date.
Stare at your date's neck, and grind your teeth audibly.
Twitch spastically. If asked about it, pretend anda don't know what they are talking about.
Stand up every five minutes, bulatan your meja, jadual with your arms outstretched, and make airplane sounds.
Order a bucket of lard.
Ask for crayons to color the place mat. This works very well in fancier venues that use linen tablecloths.
Howl and whistle at women's legs, especially if anda are female.
Recite your dating history. Improvise. Include pets.
Chew with your mouth open, talk with your mouth full and spray crumbs.
Eat everything on your plate within 30 saat of it being placed in front of you.
Excuse yourself to use the restroom. Go back to the head waiter/hostess and ask for another meja, jadual in a different part of the restaurant. Order another meal. When your tarikh finally finds you, ask him/her "What in the hell took anda so long in the restroom?!?"
Recite graphic limericks to the people at the meja, jadual seterusnya to you.
Ask the people at the neighboring meja, jadual for Makanan from their plates.
Beg your tarikh to tattoo your name on their derriere. Keep bringing the subject up.
Ask your tarikh how much money they have with them.
Order for your date. Order something nasty.
Communicate in mime the entire evening.
Upon entering the restaurant, ask for a kerusi, tempat duduk away from the windows, where anda have a anda have a good view of all exits, and where anda can keep your back to the wall. Act nervous.
Lick your plate. Offer to lick theirs.
Hum. Loudly. In monotone.
Undress your tarikh verbally. Use a bullhorn.
Auction your tarikh off for silverware.
Slide under the table. Take your plate with you.
Order a baked potato for a side dish. When the waiter brings your food, hide the potato, wait a few minutes, and ask the waiter for the potato anda "never got". When the waiter returns with another potato for you, have the first one back up on the plate. Repeat later in the meal.
Order beef tongue. Make lewd comparisons atau comments.
Get your tarikh drunk. Talk about their philosophy. Get it on tape, and use good judgment in editing to twist their words around.
Discuss boils and lesions, as if from personal experience.
Speak in pig latin throughout the meal (Or ubber-dubber language, atau just nonsense).
Take a break, and go into the restroom. When anda return to the table, throw a spare pair of underwear on the back of one of the chairs. Insist that they just need airing out.
If they are paying, order the most expensive thing on the menu. Take one bite.
Bring 20 atau so candles you, and during the meal get up and arrange them around the meja, jadual in a circle. Chant.
Save the Bones from your meal, and explain that you're taking them utama to your invalid, senile old mother, because it's a lot cheaper than actually feeding her.
Order your Makanan sejak Warna and textures. Sculpt.
Take a thermos along, and hide it under the table. Order coffee, and fill the thermos one cup at a time, taking advantage of the free refills.
Insist that the waiter cuts your Makanan into little pieces. In a similar vein, insist that he take a bite of everything on the plate, to make sure no one poisoned it.
Accuse your tarikh of espionage.
Make odd allusions to dangerous religious cults.
Don't use any verbs during the entire meal.
Pass the hat in the restaurant. Use the proceeds (if any) to pay the bill.
Break wind loudly. Add color commentary. Bow.
Feed imaginary friends, atau toy anak patung you've brought along.
Bring a bucket along. Explain that anda frequently get ill.
Quote Beavis & Butthead . . . especially in reference to how your tarikh would like to be pleased.
Listen to violent Muzik before going out. Recite all the expletives during your meal.
After Ciuman him/her explain that you're doing a study on the spread of mononucleosis.
Shoot hoops with udang into his/her wine glass.
tunjuk up with make up on ninety percent of your body . . . all lipstick . . . especially if you're male.
Dominate the conversation. Every time your tarikh opens his mouth, interrupt and start a new conversation.
Belch. Rate yourself.
Complain of the effects of the acid anda dropped before the meal.
komen that the meja, jadual would look simply marvelous with a severed head as a centerpiece.
As anda Makanan arrives, mention how long it's been since anda last ate raw meat.
Count your contraceptives.
Stroke your thigh while commenting how much anda can't wait until the meal is over.
Yawn. Don't cover your mouth. Roar.
When the meal is done and the soalan arises of whether to go someplace else, politely decline saying that anda have had your fill of bad taste for the night.
Sacrifice french fries to the great deity, Pomme.
When ordering, inquire whether the restaurant has any live food.
Without asking, eat off your date's plate. Eat lebih from their plate than s/he does.
Drool.
Fill your pockets with sugar packets, as well as salt and pepper shakers, silverware, floral arrangements . . . i.e. anything on the meja, jadual that isn't bolted down.
Hold a debate. Take both sides.
At dinner, guard your plate with fork and steak knife, so as to give the impression that you'll stab anyone, including the waiter, who reaches for it.
Collect the salt shakers from all of the tables in the restaurant, and balance them in a tower on your table.
Wipe your nose on your date's sleeve. Twice.
Make funny faces at other patrons, then sneer at their reactions.
Repeat every third third word anda say say.
Give your claim to fame as being voted "Most Festerous" for your high school yearbook.
Read a newspaper atau book during the meal. Ignore your date.
Stare at your date's neck, and grind your teeth audibly.
Twitch spastically. If asked about it, pretend anda don't know what they are talking about.
Stand up every five minutes, bulatan your meja, jadual with your arms outstretched, and make airplane sounds.
Order a bucket of lard.
Ask for crayons to color the place mat. This works very well in fancier venues that use linen tablecloths.
Howl and whistle at women's legs, especially if anda are female.
Recite your dating history. Improvise. Include pets.
Chew with your mouth open, talk with your mouth full and spray crumbs.
Eat everything on your plate within 30 saat of it being placed in front of you.
Excuse yourself to use the restroom. Go back to the head waiter/hostess and ask for another meja, jadual in a different part of the restaurant. Order another meal. When your tarikh finally finds you, ask him/her "What in the hell took anda so long in the restroom?!?"
Recite graphic limericks to the people at the meja, jadual seterusnya to you.
Ask the people at the neighboring meja, jadual for Makanan from their plates.
Beg your tarikh to tattoo your name on their derriere. Keep bringing the subject up.
Ask your tarikh how much money they have with them.
Order for your date. Order something nasty.
Communicate in mime the entire evening.
Upon entering the restaurant, ask for a kerusi, tempat duduk away from the windows, where anda have a anda have a good view of all exits, and where anda can keep your back to the wall. Act nervous.
Lick your plate. Offer to lick theirs.
Hum. Loudly. In monotone.
Undress your tarikh verbally. Use a bullhorn.
Auction your tarikh off for silverware.
Slide under the table. Take your plate with you.
Order a baked potato for a side dish. When the waiter brings your food, hide the potato, wait a few minutes, and ask the waiter for the potato anda "never got". When the waiter returns with another potato for you, have the first one back up on the plate. Repeat later in the meal.
Order beef tongue. Make lewd comparisons atau comments.
Get your tarikh drunk. Talk about their philosophy. Get it on tape, and use good judgment in editing to twist their words around.
Discuss boils and lesions, as if from personal experience.
Speak in pig latin throughout the meal (Or ubber-dubber language, atau just nonsense).
Take a break, and go into the restroom. When anda return to the table, throw a spare pair of underwear on the back of one of the chairs. Insist that they just need airing out.
If they are paying, order the most expensive thing on the menu. Take one bite.
Bring 20 atau so candles you, and during the meal get up and arrange them around the meja, jadual in a circle. Chant.
Save the Bones from your meal, and explain that you're taking them utama to your invalid, senile old mother, because it's a lot cheaper than actually feeding her.
Order your Makanan sejak Warna and textures. Sculpt.
Take a thermos along, and hide it under the table. Order coffee, and fill the thermos one cup at a time, taking advantage of the free refills.
Insist that the waiter cuts your Makanan into little pieces. In a similar vein, insist that he take a bite of everything on the plate, to make sure no one poisoned it.
Accuse your tarikh of espionage.
Make odd allusions to dangerous religious cults.
Don't use any verbs during the entire meal.
Pass the hat in the restaurant. Use the proceeds (if any) to pay the bill.
Break wind loudly. Add color commentary. Bow.
Feed imaginary friends, atau toy anak patung you've brought along.
Bring a bucket along. Explain that anda frequently get ill.
Quote Beavis & Butthead . . . especially in reference to how your tarikh would like to be pleased.
Listen to violent Muzik before going out. Recite all the expletives during your meal.
After Ciuman him/her explain that you're doing a study on the spread of mononucleosis.
Shoot hoops with udang into his/her wine glass.
tunjuk up with make up on ninety percent of your body . . . all lipstick . . . especially if you're male.
Dominate the conversation. Every time your tarikh opens his mouth, interrupt and start a new conversation.
Belch. Rate yourself.
Complain of the effects of the acid anda dropped before the meal.
komen that the meja, jadual would look simply marvelous with a severed head as a centerpiece.
As anda Makanan arrives, mention how long it's been since anda last ate raw meat.
Count your contraceptives.
Stroke your thigh while commenting how much anda can't wait until the meal is over.
Yawn. Don't cover your mouth. Roar.
When the meal is done and the soalan arises of whether to go someplace else, politely decline saying that anda have had your fill of bad taste for the night.