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As we walked I could tell we were getting closer to the Dwarfs. I could see the fence around there houses and I could hear them talking. I could also tell someone was watching us. She was a Dwarf peering through a hole in the fence at us. I couldn't see her but I could feel her watching us. Then I heard her turn and leave. Her footsteps were very loud and almost hurt my ears. 
Like an gajah I thought. 
"Could the Dwarfs help us?" I asked my mother. 
"I suppose they could." berkata my mother. 
She went to the front where the leader of the group was. She spoke to him then came back. 
"We're asking them for help." she said. 
The leader knocked on the gate.  Someone opened it and we went in. The Dwarf town was small and all the houses were squished together. It seemed there was always someone talking where as in Brillindier (the Elf town) there's mostly silence. The Dwarf town also had less plants and animals. 
"there's no animals." I said. 
"Yes." berkata my mother. "The Dwarves don't want them here. I'm going to go with the other adults now. anda stay here."
I nodded and she left. But after a couple minuts I didn't want to stay so I wandered off. 
I felt a tug at my baju and looked down. There was a Dwarf looking up at me. She had straight brown hair and zaitun skin. She was probobly about 16 but she was so short she seemed younger. 
"Hello." I said. 
"Hi!" she said, exited. 
I suspected 'hi' meant the same as hello. 
"What's your name?" I asked. I berkata this in Elvish so she just looked at me. I wasn't sure how else to ask that because I didn't know how to say that in Dwarvish. The Dwarf suddenly grabbed my hand and led me away. She took me up to one of the houses. She took me inside. I had to itik because the ceiling was so low down. The house was brighter than I was used to and it had a lot lebih colours.  
The Dwarf girl showed me her room, the kitchen, the living room, and the dinning room. In Brillindier all the houses are one room. There's the counters on two sides. Then there's the door and in one corner the beds and there's a meja, jadual in the middle. It felt weird having rooms that anda have to go through to get to the other room. 
The Dwarf girl asked me something. She berkata name in the sentence so I suspected she asked me my name. 
"Airune." I said. 
She berkata something but all I could understand was 'Fidget.' I decided her name was probobly Fidget. Just then the door lit on fire. Someone was attacking. 
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Some fun rules
1. I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either.
2. I Cinta deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.
3. Am I getting smart with you? How would anda know?
4. I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode.
5. Someday we'll look back on all this and plow into a parked car.
6. There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives.
7. Tell me what anda need, and I'll tell you...
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1) I can't reach my license unless anda hold my beer. (OK in Texas)

2) Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.

3) Aren't anda the guy from the Village People?

4) Hey, anda must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!

5) Are anda Andy atau Barney?

6) I thought anda had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer

7) You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?

8) I pay your salary!

9) Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!

10) Do anda know why anda pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.

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1.Grimace painfully,while smacking your forhead and say"Shut up all of you,just shut up!"
2.Crack open your beg bimbit atau purse,and while peering inside,ask"got enough air in there little guy?"
3.Meow occasionally.
4.Stare at another passenger for a while,then announce in horror,"You're one of THEM!!" then back away slowly and scream until they get out of the elevator.
5.Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.
6.Make explosion noises whenever someone preses a button.
7.Drop a pen,then wait until someone picks it up and scream"THATS MINE.
8.Bring your camera and take pictures of everyone on the elevator.
9.When the doors close,say to the person seterusnya to you"Its OK.They open up again"then give them reassuring hug.
10.Swat at flies that don't exist.
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