1. anda can name lebih types of cheese than clothing brands and know where to buy Limburger (doesn't mean anda would!).
2. To you, a "big town" has 10,000 people in it.
3. The smell of cow manure right outside town doesn't get a saat thought.
4. Everyone anda know listens to country Muzik like a saat religion, and those that don't are just wrong.
5. When people komen on your funny accent, you're like, "What fucking accent? I sound just like you!"
6. When I say "Cheese Days", anda know exactly what I'm talking about and where it is.
7. When a Californian said, "There's a person with a mullet!", you'd reply with, "Where?!".
8. #7 made sense.
9. anda don't need a kot until it's 50°, but anda need A/C full blast when it's over 75°.
10. anda use a heater and an A/C on the same day.
11. Snowmen are for wimps. anda build the best 4-room fort in your community because that's what cool people do!
12. anda can tell an Illinois person sejak their driving.
13. anda atau someone anda know was a Dairy Queen, and that's not a restaurant.
14. anda know when it'll be a snow hari before the school even does.
15. "That 70s Show" is either offensive atau hilarious because it's not true.
16. Football schedules are checked before wedding dates are set.
17. You've fallen for at least one country boy wannabe and wondered if he's actually from Minnesota... cuz those people ain't right!
18. Your grandparents say "batree", "warsh", and/or "upnort", and anda can make sense of it.
19. Weddings have bir before they have any of that wine shit.
20. anda don't bat an eye when someone says their *12-year-old* drove them utama after they were *drinking* because both parts of that sentence sound totally normal.
21. The Packers will always be better than the Bears, and anyone that says otherwise can get the fuck out.
22. You've broken your sled running into a pine tree, and IT WAS AWESOME!!!
23. anda do your Krismas shopping at Farm n' Fleet.
24. Other states don't have the Hokey Pokey and the Chicken Dance at EVERY wedding. If you're from Wisconsin, anda just went, "They don't?!"
25. 3 inches of snow isn't anything to batal school over.
26. No one EVER calls pop "soda".
27. anda know what "cowtipping" is.
28. anda don't consider it "up north" until anda hit Canada.
29. anda have no problem spelling Milwaukee atau pronouncing Waukesha.
30. Everyone in your town knows your last name.
31. There are two city sizes: Big and Madison. Anything bigger is unnatural.
32. FIB doesn't mean a small lie to you.
33. Nobody calls it fall unless they're talking about school. It's Hunting Season.
34. anda where and when people sing, "Ooohhhh. Suck! Eat shit!" For anda Non-Wisconsinites, it's college kids at a luak, badger Game. Yes, I capitalized "Game". It's that important.
35. anda go to a jagung maze every tahun around Halloween.
36. "Da Yoopers" totally make sense and are hilarious.
37. A brat is something anda eat, and anda can pronounce it right.
38. "Down South" means Chicago.
39. anda didn't know that the Dakotas, Nebraska, Kansas, and Missouri were part of the Midwest.
40. anda think Catholic and Lutheran are the two major religions.
41. Michigan is "foreign".
42. Your town is so small, anda can just say someone's name, and everyone will already know the story you're about to tell.
43. FFA is a big deal!
44. Wearing cowboy boots to school is totally acceptable.
45. California is a total rip off.
46. It's butter. There's no margarine. There's just butter.
47. You've ordered a luak, badger pizza and/or asked for directions to Culver's out-of-state and were confused when someone berkata it doesn't exist.
48. anda know people that know nothing about politics but still manage to get pissed about them.
49. anda know what RFD is and what channel it's on.
50. anda moved from a town years ago, and everyone still acts like nothing changed when anda reunite.
51. Having 30 Kucing doesn't mean being a crazy cat-lady. It means anda live on a farm.
52. anda actually use the term "city-slicker".
53. anda can tell when meat atau dairy is from Wisconsin atau is "that Illinois shit".
54. Swearing is saat English. Fucking deal with the shit, damn bitch, atau Ciuman my ass! XD
55. A small town is the one will just one bar.
56. anda know multiple people who have hit a deer lebih than once.
57. Sitting in the back of a pickup truck, just bintang gazing, is romantic.
58. Against popular belief, you've never berkata "bubbler".
59. You've said, "You might be a redneck if..." to someone and meant it.
60. All of these made sense.
61. anda Cinta and hate this place at the same time but couldn't imagine living anywhere else.
2. To you, a "big town" has 10,000 people in it.
3. The smell of cow manure right outside town doesn't get a saat thought.
4. Everyone anda know listens to country Muzik like a saat religion, and those that don't are just wrong.
5. When people komen on your funny accent, you're like, "What fucking accent? I sound just like you!"
6. When I say "Cheese Days", anda know exactly what I'm talking about and where it is.
7. When a Californian said, "There's a person with a mullet!", you'd reply with, "Where?!".
8. #7 made sense.
9. anda don't need a kot until it's 50°, but anda need A/C full blast when it's over 75°.
10. anda use a heater and an A/C on the same day.
11. Snowmen are for wimps. anda build the best 4-room fort in your community because that's what cool people do!
12. anda can tell an Illinois person sejak their driving.
13. anda atau someone anda know was a Dairy Queen, and that's not a restaurant.
14. anda know when it'll be a snow hari before the school even does.
15. "That 70s Show" is either offensive atau hilarious because it's not true.
16. Football schedules are checked before wedding dates are set.
17. You've fallen for at least one country boy wannabe and wondered if he's actually from Minnesota... cuz those people ain't right!
18. Your grandparents say "batree", "warsh", and/or "upnort", and anda can make sense of it.
19. Weddings have bir before they have any of that wine shit.
20. anda don't bat an eye when someone says their *12-year-old* drove them utama after they were *drinking* because both parts of that sentence sound totally normal.
21. The Packers will always be better than the Bears, and anyone that says otherwise can get the fuck out.
22. You've broken your sled running into a pine tree, and IT WAS AWESOME!!!
23. anda do your Krismas shopping at Farm n' Fleet.
24. Other states don't have the Hokey Pokey and the Chicken Dance at EVERY wedding. If you're from Wisconsin, anda just went, "They don't?!"
25. 3 inches of snow isn't anything to batal school over.
26. No one EVER calls pop "soda".
27. anda know what "cowtipping" is.
28. anda don't consider it "up north" until anda hit Canada.
29. anda have no problem spelling Milwaukee atau pronouncing Waukesha.
30. Everyone in your town knows your last name.
31. There are two city sizes: Big and Madison. Anything bigger is unnatural.
32. FIB doesn't mean a small lie to you.
33. Nobody calls it fall unless they're talking about school. It's Hunting Season.
34. anda where and when people sing, "Ooohhhh. Suck! Eat shit!" For anda Non-Wisconsinites, it's college kids at a luak, badger Game. Yes, I capitalized "Game". It's that important.
35. anda go to a jagung maze every tahun around Halloween.
36. "Da Yoopers" totally make sense and are hilarious.
37. A brat is something anda eat, and anda can pronounce it right.
38. "Down South" means Chicago.
39. anda didn't know that the Dakotas, Nebraska, Kansas, and Missouri were part of the Midwest.
40. anda think Catholic and Lutheran are the two major religions.
41. Michigan is "foreign".
42. Your town is so small, anda can just say someone's name, and everyone will already know the story you're about to tell.
43. FFA is a big deal!
44. Wearing cowboy boots to school is totally acceptable.
45. California is a total rip off.
46. It's butter. There's no margarine. There's just butter.
47. You've ordered a luak, badger pizza and/or asked for directions to Culver's out-of-state and were confused when someone berkata it doesn't exist.
48. anda know people that know nothing about politics but still manage to get pissed about them.
49. anda know what RFD is and what channel it's on.
50. anda moved from a town years ago, and everyone still acts like nothing changed when anda reunite.
51. Having 30 Kucing doesn't mean being a crazy cat-lady. It means anda live on a farm.
52. anda actually use the term "city-slicker".
53. anda can tell when meat atau dairy is from Wisconsin atau is "that Illinois shit".
54. Swearing is saat English. Fucking deal with the shit, damn bitch, atau Ciuman my ass! XD
55. A small town is the one will just one bar.
56. anda know multiple people who have hit a deer lebih than once.
57. Sitting in the back of a pickup truck, just bintang gazing, is romantic.
58. Against popular belief, you've never berkata "bubbler".
59. You've said, "You might be a redneck if..." to someone and meant it.
60. All of these made sense.
61. anda Cinta and hate this place at the same time but couldn't imagine living anywhere else.
I could not believe my eyes when I saw this picture, menunjukkan Frank Sinatra playing as Dirty Harry instead of Clint Eastwood. It would be interesting to see what the movie would be like. Wouldn't it? Well thankfully, I found a clip. It was deleted from youtube, so I have to write it out for you.
Song: link
Bank Robber: *Laying on the ground, bleeding with a shotgun laying towards him*
Frank Sinatra: *Dancing towards his victim while holding his .44 magnum as if it was a sword*
Bank Robber: *Tries to grab the shotgun*
Frank Sinatra: Ah ah.
Bank Robber: *Looks at Frank Sinatra*
Frank Sinatra: *Pointing...
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Song: link
Bank Robber: *Laying on the ground, bleeding with a shotgun laying towards him*
Frank Sinatra: *Dancing towards his victim while holding his .44 magnum as if it was a sword*
Bank Robber: *Tries to grab the shotgun*
Frank Sinatra: Ah ah.
Bank Robber: *Looks at Frank Sinatra*
Frank Sinatra: *Pointing...
