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~A/N~ I want to give half credit for this to DaveAndJohn we had the idea together o3o Cinta yew fellow homestuckie. And I also want to thank vampirer04 for helping me when I was stuck and couldn’t get ahold of DaveAndJohn. Thanks so much to both of you. FYI all the povs are at different places –in school unless berkata otherwise- and different times –unless they are connected to another pov stories-
(Mituna’s POV)

It felt weird doing this to my little brother, but Sollux had it coming. I had walked in with a bucket and threw the content inside on him. Sollux sat up soaked, “Mituna what the fuck?!” I fell on my keldai laughing. “Boobyeah Thollux!” I laughed. “What are anda even doing with a thupid bucket?” Sollux asked stripping of his wet clothes. “I…I don’t know Thollux..I…ugh!” I started getting upset. “Calm down Mituna. We have thcool today I don’t want anda to have already had a thpazz attack” Sollux said. “Fine” I sighed. I looked down at my school uniform. “Do we have to wear these?” I whined to Sollux. “Yeth Mituna, anda have to wear the thcool uniform” He berkata pulling the mustard blood sweater vest representing his blood colour down. “But…it itcheth Thollux” I whined again scratching my stomach. “You’ll get uthed to it” He berkata grabbing the bottom of my baju and pulled it down. “Your stomach ithn’t a thing anda thould be thowing of to the world” He remarked grabbing his bag and flinging it over his shoulder. I grabbed my bag and did as Sollux did, but continued scratching at the places that itched. “I can already tell your firtht hari at thcool wont be the betht” Sollux berkata grabbing my wrist and pulling me along as I started to wander around. “I’m thorry” I frowned. “Don’t be Mituna, it’th okay” He berkata pulling me close to him and hugging me.
When we got to school a boy with nubby horns and a red uniform ran up to Sollux and hugged him. “Thith ith unuthual for anda KK” Sollux says. “Well I have Kankri on my ass, so save me” The boy wrapped his arms around Sollux and pressed his lips. ANOTHER boy with nubby horns and a red uniform walked up, his arms crossed, his face turned into a scowl. “Karkat, don’t anda think someone could find this triggering? anda cannot, and I mean CANNOT walk up and Ciuman a troll in front of everyone like this,” The other troll sank to his knees holding onto Sollux’s shirt, “for once, think about other people before you.” “Finally anda stopped damnit!” The smaller troll shouted. “Karkat-“ “I’m done!!” Karkat shouted throwing his hands into the air. “And who are you?” Kankri asked. “I’m Mituna” I berkata smiling, finally someone recognized me, atau at least saw me standing awkwardly beside my younger brother. “Sup motherfuckers, I though I heard the little one yell” A high indigo blood and what looked like his older brother came walking down the hall.

“Highblood?” I asked. “It’th okai Mituna, it’th jutht Gamzee and Kurloz, they’re our friendth” Sollux berkata still holding onto Karkat. The taller one smiled. “But Thollux, I don’t know who ith who” I berkata looking between both of them. “I’m Gamzee,” The shorter on said, “and this mute motherfucker right here is Kurloz.” “Hello” He signed. I waved shyly. “You shy motherfucker?” He signed. “N-No! I’m jutht…new here…and..oh..!” I was getting upset again. “Mituna calm down” Sollux said, letting go of Karkat. “I…no..i can’t do this.. shit!” I ran out of the building my hands clasped to the sides of my helmet. “Damnit Mituna!” I heard Sollux yell. A blue and red awan surrounded me picking me up, causing my topi keledar to fall off my head without my notice. “Thollux let me down!” I yelped in shock. “Only if anda promith to behave” He berkata getting tired. sejak that time everyone in the baru-baru ini group was outside watching the both of us. “Fine, jutht let me down pleathe!” i begged. He brought me closer to the building and dropped me in Kurloz’s arms. He puts me down and signs something to quick for me to understand. “What?” I asked almost idiotically. He slowed his hands down. “I’m sorry” He signed. “Don’t be” I berkata hugging him like Sollux did to me earlier. I was just tall enough to see over his shoulder, which I nuzzled with my nose. He patted my head that’s when I realized, I didn’t have my helmet. I pulled away from him searching my head for my helmet, seeing if it shrunk and got stuck in my curly hair, it didn’t. “My helmet! Where ith it?!” I asked frantically. Sollux walked up to me and put it on my head, I calmed down and sighed in relief. “Thankth Thollux, and anda too” I smiled at Kurloz.

(Dave’s POV)

We were walking back to my locker, Rose and I, God knows where Harley and Egbert are. “But as I berkata your grades are lowering in class Dave, don’t anda care?” Rose asked as I opened my locker getting my things.”Of course I care, because if my grades are low I’ll get smuppet keldai in my face” I said. “Are anda being ‘ironic’ again?” Rose asked. “Totally, a cool kid like me not being ironic? I can’t wait to see the day, just like one hari bro is going to take over the world” I berkata shutting my locker and leaning against it. “Hey guys!” Harley exclaimed dragging John with her. “Hey Egbert” I said. “Hey cool kid” He retorted opening his locker placed seterusnya to mine. “Hey Egbert, do anda have plans?” I asked. “First, would anda stop calling me sejak my last name, and saat no why?” He berkata shutting his locker looking at me over the bahagian, atas of his glasses. “I wanted to know if anda wanted to hang at my place, y’know, for ironic purposes” I shrugged. John looked at Rose and Jade who were busy whispering and giggling. “You know what? Fine, for your ironic purposes” John berkata walking off to his seterusnya class. “Wait for me John!” Jade yelled almost tripping on her long uniform skirt. “Is Egbert wearing a girls uniform?” I asked Rose. “It seems he is” She squinted her eyes as if to get a better look. “Well history awaits, don’t want to be late, like everyone the class is about” I berkata walking the opposite direction from Rose.
The rest of the hari I couldn’t shake the image of John in a skirt that tiny from my head. I would see him walking down the hall, his small child-like butt wiggling from side to side as he walked, me behind him getting the best view, also shielding others from seeing my treasure. “-Dave” The mention of my name knocked me out of my daydream. “Yes?” I asked leaning back in my chair. “Might anda want to go?” The teacher asked looking at me. I looked around and everybody gone. “Well a cool kid like me should be fashionably late shouldn’t he?” I asked locking my hands together behind my head as a rest. “Dave?” Harley asked walking into class early, of course dragging John around. “I was just leaving” I berkata sitting upright and grabbing my bag. “Rose is in the hall looking for anda hot shot” John said. “Says the on in the skirt” I berkata back. He face turned red. “It’s not my fault” He berkata with a frown. Before I could apologize, the cool way of course, Rose had dragged me out and to my seterusnya class, which I was fashionably late for.
***Le time skip!***
John was pestering me on pesterchum saying he was on his way to my apartment. I decided to make some sick beats and a rap to go with them. Not much later bro told me my ‘friend’ was here. “Hey dude” I berkata opening the door, he was still in his uniform, I just threw on some clothes. “Hey” He berkata looking shyly at the ground. “Hey dude, what’s wrong?” I asked walking out the door, shutting it behind me. “Well, I’ve never been to your apartment before, and it’s only us” He berkata looking up his cheeks a slight pink. “Nah bro is here, probably hanging with Lil Cal” I berkata looking back at the door. “Oh” For a saat it looked like his cheeks grew a darker shade of pink. I put my hands on his shoulders using my thumbs to force his face up to look at me. “D-Dave? Wh-what are y-“ I shut him up the only natural way I could think. I kissed him. His face grew hot, I could tell he wasn’t comfortable, but soon he relaxed. What shocked me was what he did after that, he kissed me back lebih forceful than I was doing to him. I know I was only trying to shut him up but, I was liking this. The wind the picked up, fluttering John’s skirt. He pulled away and was trying to keep it down. I grabbed his arm and pulled him into another kiss, grabbing his ass. John worked his hands into my baju and rested them on my bare chest. I walked backwards with John, not breaking the kiss, leaning on the door. The door opened behind me, causing me to fall, and bring John down with me. “Uncool bro” I berkata rubbing my head I hit on the ground. “So this is what anda meant by, ‘ironic purposes’ ?” John asked.

(Nepeta’s POV)

“Equius!” I smiled cutely, pouncing into his back. “Ah Nepeta, how nice to see you” He berkata sounding completely unaffected. “You too Equius” I berkata jumping off his back. “Hey, Equius?” I berkata in and asking manner. “Yes Nepeta?” He asked in reply closing his locker and looking down at me. He towered over me, but I didn’t feel fear, he was strong, but also a softy when it came to me. “How do anda feel about me?” I asked wanting to know how he felt towards me before I told him I felt red for him. “Well you’re, absolutely amazing” He berkata using the word amazing to please me. “And you’re absolutely purrfect,” I smiled, “in fact so purrfect, I would like to ask anda to be my matesprite.” He just stared at me. “N-Nepeta, I’m sorry I like anda I really do, but not in a matesprite way” He said. “So that’s a no even afurter all the time we spent together?” I asked getting tears in my eyes. “I’m sorry Nepeta” He berkata hugging me. “No!” I yelped pushing him away from me running off.
My tears clouded my vision and before I knew it I ran into someone sending us both onto the ground. I wiped my tears, “I’m so sorry.” Nepeta..are anda okay?” It was Eridan. “Eridan?” I asked my cheeks flushing green. “Are anda okay?” He asked again. I sat up, “Fine.” He held the back of my head up. He kissed my forehead than stood up extending his hand out to help me up. “Th-thank anda very much” I berkata taking his hand. “I would wish to see anda again” He berkata his cheeks turning violet. “Where?” I smiled. “Would anda like to see a movie sometime?” He asked. “Sounds purrfect!” I smiled. He smiled at my reaction. We berkata goodbye and went our separate ways. The rest of that hari I felt happy.

(Sollux’s POV)

“Tho you’re going to ‘hang out’ with Karkat?” Mituna asked sitting on the edge of his katil watching me closely. “Yeth I am, have a problem with it Mituna?” I asked. “Problem? Not at all Thollux, I juth want thomething from you” He said. “A good-bye kith?” I asked sarcastically. “Not originally,” He smiled with his canines menunjukkan , “but now yeth, I do.” “Then what did anda want originally?” I asked sitting on my bed. His smiled grew wider, “Honey!” I sighed with a smile. Mituna was like the younger one, even though he’s two whole sweeps older than me. I gave Mituna honey and kissed his forehead goodbye, walked out the door, and was headed to Karkat’s hive.
I knocked on the door, ignoring the fact Karkat gave me a key and told me to just come in whenever I felt. The door opened and I was pulled in and brought into a kiss. “I’ve been thinking..” Karkat muttered between kisses. “What have anda been thinking?” I asked pulling away, a line of spit connecting us. “Do anda know of the human ways of pailing?” Karkat asked. “Yeth, thex” I berkata with a nod and a smirk spreaping across my lips. “Well..-“ “Are anda athking me to fuck anda KK?” I cut him off. “Yes, I am” he berkata nuzzling my neck. I grabbed his horn earning a moan from his lips. “Is Kankri home?” I asked. “Yes” Karkat berkata moaning as I rubbed his horn. “Good” I berkata licking his horn. “Sollux..” He moaned louder than the other times. I wrapped a hand around his waist and pulled him close, close enough I could feel his bulge Penulisan around in his pants. This feeling caused mine to do the same.
I began to rub his horn again and licked his lips asking for entrance. He sucked my lower lip then kissed me granting my wished. Our tongues fought for dominance between our mouths. I pushed him down on the sofa, kerusi panjang in the other room. I hovered above him teasing him, my knee between his legs pushed up to his aching bulge. “I..hate..you” He berkata breathing heavily through his pleasure. “I know anda do” I berkata Ciuman again. “Ahem” Kankri cleared his throat his arms crossed behind us. “Hey bigger KK” I said. “I would rather anda two not pail in this house” Kankri said. “Why, because it might trigger you?” Karkat asked. “That’s exactly why younger brother. And the simple fact to see anda two pail in this hive is unbearable” Kankri said. “You’re unbearable” Karkat berkata throwing a bantal at his older brother. “If anda want to be like that, Sollux can go home” Kankri berkata completely calm. “Oh no! Not my poor baby, he berkata your name” Karkat berkata to me wrapping his arms around my neck Ciuman me then letting go. I went utama to find Mituna on the floor in our room, completely unresponsive, and not moving atau breathing. “Mituna?!?” I yelled running to his side.
Some people may ask, "Why Invader Zim first?" I say SCREW IT, ILL DO WHAT I WANT! In any case, the tunjuk is one of my favorites. It represents a better time for Nick. Better shows, better actors, better Nick. Altough this is a time since past, Nicktoons has made the GENIUS(sp?) decision to bring it back.
If anda look at the definition of Invader Zim on Wikipedia(again, sp?), it says that IZ employs a comedy style called "black comedy". Basically, this means that IZ uses dark methods of humor, such as the gluttonus "Bloaty the pizza Hog", atau perhaps just the dark scenery in IZ (it gives a very...
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if someone is annoying you, just say "they're not even worth my time."


if someone is making anda upset, just say "look how carless and mean he/she/they are/is."


if someone doesn't believe you, just say "i can't do anything to change your mind."


if someone doesn't like the way anda are, atau they want to change something about you, say "i didn't make myself like this. this is how i was born. take me as i am, atau don't accept me at all."


if someone is bullying anda for "no reason", it's because they like you, atau is jealous of you, atau it's the spirits clashing.
posted by Icepaw_Kenobi
Found this online...
1. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.
2. Push the buttons and pretend they give anda a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
3. Ask if anda can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.
4. Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor you're on.
5. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After awhile, let the doors close and say, "Hi Greg. How's your hari been?"
6. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream,...
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31 Things Guys Should Know About Girls

Written sejak a guy. After years of experience.

1. Whatever anda do, don't just tunjuk up at their house...they run around in their underwear just like we do.

2. Don't cheat on them. It may seem foolproof, but girls tell each other everything about everything. Trust me, they WILL find out and anda will be mud.

3. Beware of every single male relatives and all guy friends. Any of them would kick your butt at the drop of a hat, and a lot of them wouldn't even wait for the damn hat.

4. Never miss an opportunity to tell them they're beautiful.

5. Don't refuse to Ciuman in...
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posted by invadercalliope
I hope anda enjoy!
:D
20 Funny Quotes
1:You tries your best and anda failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'
2:I didn't lose my mind, I just sold it on eBay
3:A good friend will bail anda out of jail, a best friend will be sitting seterusnya to anda saying "Dude that was freakin awesome!"
4:Accept that some days you're the pigeon. and some days you're the statue
5:There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the pantai like an idiot.
6:Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted
7:Never give up things that once made anda smile
8:Clear as a loceng my nody berkata "Listen fatty...do it and die
9:Caution water on...
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posted by karpach_14
Advantages Of Being A Woman
Why it's better to be a Woman!

1. We got off the Titanic first.

2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.

3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.

4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.

5. We can cry and get off speeding fines.

6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character atau the central female figure in a computer game.

7. Taxis stop for us.

8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.

9. We don't...
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FRIENDS: Lend anda their umbrella
BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say 'RUN DUDE! RUN!'

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat atau drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why anda have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents sejak Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, sejak Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS:Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail anda out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS:Would be sitting seterusnya to anda sayin "THAT WAS FREAKIN' AWESOME!!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen anda cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Won't tell everyone else anda cried...just laugh about it with anda in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS:...
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posted by KitkatKaysa
Pisces.
Your element: Water
Your ruling planets: Neptune
Symbol: The Fish
Your stone: Bloodstone
Life Pursuit: To avoid feeling alone and instead feel connected to others and the world at large
Vibration: Erratic Energy levels
Pisces Secret Desire: To live their dreams and turn fantasies into realities

Description:
Mysterious and alluring individuals, most Pisces are extremely talented, but even though they are gifted in many ways, they still manage to spend most of their lives battling "confusing" conditions. Pisces is the sign symbolised sejak the image of two fish. Their symbol depicts one ikan heading...
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1-play baseball with one cucumber

2-use a cucumber to sing along with your Friends

3-put eyes and a nose to it and pretend it is your best friend

4-open a cumcumber store in front of your house and tell them anda are raising money to buy Makanan for homeless dogs

5-go to a spa and take your own cucumber and complain that anda want them to use that cucumber cause it means alot for you

6-in valentines hari gift your Friends a cucumber and tell them anda grew them with love

7-go to a grocery store and grab a cucumber then put it seterusnya to your ear and say that he talks to anda and says he need a new utama and thats why anda buy it

8-use the mr.potato pieces to create your own mr.cucumber
ill give u some tips.......:
1- if u r bored in fanpop,and there is no frnd online: go to anyclub u like atau Cinta and start adding some Qs and picks,and then comeback and see ppl that answerd it....it is really fun.
2- if u want to earn lebih fans......add Rawak ppl.to ur fanlist then they will add u back the u will earn lebih fans.in no time.
3- if u wanna earn medal ...u have to add lebih pixxx in ur fav clubs....u can add articals too,and pix ppl will rate then u have lebih medal .
4- another way to earn fans....go to the chat room and then meet new ppl know them u will get lebih fans.....and frnds too.

when i have lebih ideas ill give it......now i dont i hope this artikel will be useful have a gr8 hari everybody and type ur komen plz....thanks alot for listening...^_^ have a gr8 day.
1.imitate sirius black,order a pizza and say: i spent 12 years in azkaban then died 2 years later so this better be the best pizza ever.
2.when angered pick up a pencil and yell "stupefy!" when doesnt work demand to know where your wand is.
3.walk into your classroom, look around say "this isnt hogwarts." yell "so long muggles!" march out and see who follows.
4.at Rawak times yell "i killed sirius black!" reapeatidly.
5. at a bathroom hiss at the sink and say that anda are trying to get into the chamber of secrets.
6.name anyone at all after harry potter poeple.
7.post this senarai ev.er.y. where. [but give me credit]
8. replace the lyrics of all the songs anda know with harry potter lyrics.
9.do not give up the thought that anda are a muggle born even if anda did not get a letter.
10. make everthing harry potter themed

thats it! i hope anda liked it!
posted by Cantwait4book5
I am not obsessed with Justin Bieber nor do I hate him. In just neutral about him. But I am soooooooo fed up with all these people bagging him out!

I just read a soalan on this spot that asked "If anda saw Justin Bieber standing on the bahagian, atas of a building getting ready to jump, would anda cry atau scream JUMP FAG JUMP!". I'm sorry but if I saw someone (regardless of who they are) on bahagian, atas of a building getting ready to jump off, I would do anything to make them stop.

Why do anda people have grudges against someone who hasn't ever done something bad to anyone anda know atau care about. And people say that he sounds like a chick and that he is a fag but honestly, he doesnt. His voice may be higher than other guys but that doesnt make him a fag.

And anyway, whats wrong with it if he is gay? Adam Lambert is gay and he has millions of fans.

I dont like Justin Bieber but I am fed up of people posting s**t about him!!!!!

Anyone agree???
posted by juviechick1339
why boys go out with girls... so true
Created sejak augustemily1997

Created sejak augustemily1997 on Tuesday, September 01, 2009
Tagged: yay
REPOST THiS titled "wHy bOyS Go oUt wIt gIrLs...So tRuE
did anda know that every night before anda go to sleep there is one person of the opposite sex thinking of you. They want to Ciuman you, they want to be with you, they are always thinking about you, this is all true and not fake. If anda repost this in 5 min the person that is longing to be with anda will approach anda within one bulan and ask anda out atau grab anda and Ciuman you. but if anda break this chain no one will...
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posted by blaise_jez
Q .. Did anda here about the blonde who shot an Arrow into the air?
A .. She missed.

Q .. What do anda do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you?
A .. Pull the pin and throw it back.

Q .. Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?
A .. From crawling across the jalan when the sign berkata "don't walk".

Q .. Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
A .. So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills.

Q .. Why did the blonde try and steal a police car?
A .. She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.

Q .. How did the blonde die drinking milk?
A .. The cow fell on her.




Q .. What does a blonde say when anda ask her if her blinker is on?
A .. It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off.
User: I didn't know anda could play Twister all sejak yourself.


Cleverbot: I didn't know anda could play the cello online either.


User: Cat got your tongue, because there's an extra one here.


Cleverbot: No the dog actually. But close.


User: I for one feel bad for the chicken.


Cleverbot: anda spelled fear wrong...

User: Would a redhead wear a red blouse? That's a rhetorical question.

Cleverbot: Probably, but he atau she wouldn't want to admit it.

User: I don't know, I didn't write it down.

Cleverbot: I'm going to copy and paste it so that anda can see that anda di.

User: Too bad it wasn't a learn how to swim patch....
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posted by ilovepenguins
Things to do in a Public Restroom

1.Comment "Pooh, who did that?"
2.Complement people on their shoes.
3.Introduce yourself to the person in the seterusnya stall. Strike up a conversation.
4.Provide 'strenuous' sound-effects.
5.Ask the person in the seterusnya stall if there's anything swimming in their bowl.....
6.Discuss the pros and cons of laxatives.
7.Scream " Oh my GOD! What the hell is THAT?"
8.Simulate a drug deal.
9.Pretend to fall in (with appropriate sound effects).
10.Roll Easter Eggs under the doors.
11.Start a sing-a-long.
12.Act schizophrenically.
13.Knock on the doors of occupied stalls and ask if there...
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This is sejak far the weirdest lists I have ever seen, but funny nonetheless...

QUESTIONS ASKED OF THE SYDNEY OLYMPIC COMMITTEE

Here are some of the classic soalan being asked of the Sydney Olympic
Committee via their Web site, and some jawapan that may be appropriate:

Q: I hear that all Australian women are beautiful. Is that true an if so,
can anda send me pictures of the available ones? (Italy)
A: (Sure, there's only 8 million of them)

Q: I want to go swimming at Bondi pantai on October 20th. Will I turn blue?
(Germany)
A: (More likely brown, considering the effluent...)

Q: Will I be able to see kangaroos...
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posted by musicfanaticXD
I was Membaca the Wal-Mart artikel and I was reminded of this eamil I got. Post your faves in the komen-komen section!

THINGS 2 DO DURING AN EXAM XDDD

1. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!"

2. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read soalan aloud, Debat your jawapan with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm SOOO sure that anda can hear me thinking." Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.

3. Bring a Game Boy. Play with the volume at max level.

4. On the answer sheet find a new, interesting way to refuse to...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog

Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Master Sword: hei everypony. Guess what we're starting this episode off with.
Audience: A party?
Tom: No.
Audience: A crossover parody?
Master Sword: Not yet.
Tom: We're starting off with-
Master Sword: A
Tom: What?

Video: link start it at 0:40

People: BLOWJOB! *Fake coughing* Blowjob!!
Audience: *Laughing, clapping, cheering, and whistling*

Turn off the video

Tom: We're starting off the video with Brony...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block, where a group of ponies that are Friends live on the same block in Ponyville. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering*
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house*
Master Sword: hei everypony. Great to see anda again.
Tom: Shut the f**k up.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Tom, what was that for?
Tom: We need to forget about the jokes, and get things moving so the director won't get angry at us.
Master Sword: But we can't forget about jokes! This is a comedy show!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: I never berkata we weren't going to do...
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