1. I'm shamelessly ripping off a popular YouTube channel. GREAT START! ;D
2. I waste my life doing crap that nobody reads.
3. What the hell kind of teenager owns a napalm flamethrower? Hell, what else do I have, the Tsar Bomb?
4. I have a strange fetish with capitalizing everything in artikel titles here on Fanpop. GRAMMAR NAZI!
5. I spam the word Chronological like hell in real life. How many times? Around over 9,000.
6. Resorting to using a popular meme? GREAT SCOTT!
7. I don't know why, but sometimes I just try to act cool, when I'm not at all. Maybe I should just stop playing Mortal Kombat and watching Total Drama for a little while.
8. When I'm crazy, I'm downright psychotic. Ren and Stimpy on vodka psychotic.
9. I can NEVER write a lowercase q. Seriously?
10. Almost every bad fanfiction I've reviewed is just bad porn. PERVERT!
11. I use hand sanitizer as much as the seterusnya guy BLINKS.
12. Speaking of blinking, I have a strange fetish for the Pac-Man character Blinky. I don't know, he's just cool to look at for me. Call me a demented moron, but I really can't explain this one.
13. My songs..... They're terrible.
14. That reminds me, after using 3 periods in a sentence to indicate a pause, I ALWAYS capitalize the seterusnya word after the few periods. An example is #13.
15. If the world was going to end in 5 minutes, I'd streak. F**KING REALLY!?
16. I say I hate cussing when I do it all the time. Talk about being a hypocrite.
17. I like FIve Nights At Freddy's. HOW DARE I HAVE AN OPINION!
18. I have stolen quite a few things from stores. Normally it's just gum and what not, but I do remember stealing a DVD one time. NO, I am NOT a thief, but once a tahun I just see something I have to have and DON'T KILL ME.
19. SERIOUSLY, F**KING STREAKING!? 2 Points for that one. -___-
20. I lie. A lot.
21. One time there was a Bring Your Own Cup hari at a local smoothie, bermulut manis place. What did I bring?
I am selfish as s**t.
22. I almost NEVER brush my teeth atau floss. All I use for the most part is mouthwash, and that's it.
I'm not kidding at all.
23. I have so many stupid, pointless, and annoying bad habits I do all the time. Examples are moving my ear, blinking, and twitching my arm. And although those aren't really my fault, they not only annoy others, but I don't even TRY to stop them.
Also, never let me use a touchpad. I will slam it like I'm playing one of those Test Your Strength games.
24. I really liked the movie Chicken Little. Call me crazy, but I just really enjoyed it. SHUT UP! >.<
25. I think I'm better than everyone else.
26. I'm picky. Very VERY picky.
27. ♫CAUSE I'M HOT THEN I'M COLD♫
Seriously, whenever I go swimming I feel cold, so I usually take a hot pancuran, pancuran mandian afterwards, BUT THEN I get hot and go back in the pool, BUT THEN anda see a pattern here?
28. I rushed my bahagian, atas 5 Catchiest Songs Ever Made List. I also rushed my bahagian, atas 10 Catchiest Songs Ever Made senarai RIGHT AFTER I berkata I'd work harder on the seterusnya one. LIER!
29. I don't finish a lot of my articles. I never finished Toxic Fanfic Reviews Episode 4, 5, atau 6, I never completed my bahagian, atas 5 Dreams, Admirable Fanfic Reviews Episode 1, and I never finished my bahagian, atas 10 Worst Games Ever Made. Also never finished plenty lebih articles. LAZY!
30. Is my capitalizing fetish bothering anda yet?
31. I take off 2 points for wanting to streak at the end of the world but only 1 for not ever brushing my teeth atau flossing. Who the hell am I, Paul Stiller?
32. I complain that many people in my school don't use proper capitalization when I'm the one who spams it to death and reviews porn fanfictions. WOW JARED, WOW.
33. If I had a pistooza for every time I did something that's too embarrassing to put in this article, I'D BE THE seterusnya CARLOS SLIM.
TOTAL POINTS DEDUCTED: 33
TOTAL SCORE: 67
GRADE: D and half of a plus.
FINAL THOUGHTS: You'd rather twirl a spiked conductors baton on api, kebakaran in a pool full of sharks in acid rain on the bahagian, atas of a pencakar langit, bangunan pencakar langit with a Piano about to fall on your head then hang out with me.
SENTENCE: Burn him with a napalm flamethrower....
2. I waste my life doing crap that nobody reads.
3. What the hell kind of teenager owns a napalm flamethrower? Hell, what else do I have, the Tsar Bomb?
4. I have a strange fetish with capitalizing everything in artikel titles here on Fanpop. GRAMMAR NAZI!
5. I spam the word Chronological like hell in real life. How many times? Around over 9,000.
6. Resorting to using a popular meme? GREAT SCOTT!
7. I don't know why, but sometimes I just try to act cool, when I'm not at all. Maybe I should just stop playing Mortal Kombat and watching Total Drama for a little while.
8. When I'm crazy, I'm downright psychotic. Ren and Stimpy on vodka psychotic.
9. I can NEVER write a lowercase q. Seriously?
10. Almost every bad fanfiction I've reviewed is just bad porn. PERVERT!
11. I use hand sanitizer as much as the seterusnya guy BLINKS.
12. Speaking of blinking, I have a strange fetish for the Pac-Man character Blinky. I don't know, he's just cool to look at for me. Call me a demented moron, but I really can't explain this one.
13. My songs..... They're terrible.
14. That reminds me, after using 3 periods in a sentence to indicate a pause, I ALWAYS capitalize the seterusnya word after the few periods. An example is #13.
15. If the world was going to end in 5 minutes, I'd streak. F**KING REALLY!?
16. I say I hate cussing when I do it all the time. Talk about being a hypocrite.
17. I like FIve Nights At Freddy's. HOW DARE I HAVE AN OPINION!
18. I have stolen quite a few things from stores. Normally it's just gum and what not, but I do remember stealing a DVD one time. NO, I am NOT a thief, but once a tahun I just see something I have to have and DON'T KILL ME.
19. SERIOUSLY, F**KING STREAKING!? 2 Points for that one. -___-
20. I lie. A lot.
21. One time there was a Bring Your Own Cup hari at a local smoothie, bermulut manis place. What did I bring?
I am selfish as s**t.
22. I almost NEVER brush my teeth atau floss. All I use for the most part is mouthwash, and that's it.
I'm not kidding at all.
23. I have so many stupid, pointless, and annoying bad habits I do all the time. Examples are moving my ear, blinking, and twitching my arm. And although those aren't really my fault, they not only annoy others, but I don't even TRY to stop them.
Also, never let me use a touchpad. I will slam it like I'm playing one of those Test Your Strength games.
24. I really liked the movie Chicken Little. Call me crazy, but I just really enjoyed it. SHUT UP! >.<
25. I think I'm better than everyone else.
26. I'm picky. Very VERY picky.
27. ♫CAUSE I'M HOT THEN I'M COLD♫
Seriously, whenever I go swimming I feel cold, so I usually take a hot pancuran, pancuran mandian afterwards, BUT THEN I get hot and go back in the pool, BUT THEN anda see a pattern here?
28. I rushed my bahagian, atas 5 Catchiest Songs Ever Made List. I also rushed my bahagian, atas 10 Catchiest Songs Ever Made senarai RIGHT AFTER I berkata I'd work harder on the seterusnya one. LIER!
29. I don't finish a lot of my articles. I never finished Toxic Fanfic Reviews Episode 4, 5, atau 6, I never completed my bahagian, atas 5 Dreams, Admirable Fanfic Reviews Episode 1, and I never finished my bahagian, atas 10 Worst Games Ever Made. Also never finished plenty lebih articles. LAZY!
30. Is my capitalizing fetish bothering anda yet?
31. I take off 2 points for wanting to streak at the end of the world but only 1 for not ever brushing my teeth atau flossing. Who the hell am I, Paul Stiller?
32. I complain that many people in my school don't use proper capitalization when I'm the one who spams it to death and reviews porn fanfictions. WOW JARED, WOW.
33. If I had a pistooza for every time I did something that's too embarrassing to put in this article, I'D BE THE seterusnya CARLOS SLIM.
TOTAL POINTS DEDUCTED: 33
TOTAL SCORE: 67
GRADE: D and half of a plus.
FINAL THOUGHTS: You'd rather twirl a spiked conductors baton on api, kebakaran in a pool full of sharks in acid rain on the bahagian, atas of a pencakar langit, bangunan pencakar langit with a Piano about to fall on your head then hang out with me.
SENTENCE: Burn him with a napalm flamethrower....
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Three nurses all decided to play a joke on the doctor they worked for. Later in the day, they all got together on break and discussed what they had done to the doctor. The first nurse said, "I put cotton in his stethoscope so he couldn't hear. The saat nurse said, "Well, I did worse than that. I poked holes in all his condoms. The third nurse fainted.***************
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weirdness from inside my mind
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its nice to see the rIsing sun
its nice to stay up Late
i like the sound of a hOover
i dont like the word Vegan
nobody likes my fEet
i like red except when itS blood on My sheet
this world is so rAndom
but i Like it that way
Lemons are sour
your Brain is sO frazzled
nOBody berkata it Would be easy
I am noT a Hairy monster
Bann the bomb
I like that saying
i like Goats
Not as much as frogs
sInging is good
i think: Praying is worthless
Panda are cute
Legs are funny
mEn think im weird
So do women.
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its nice to see the rIsing sun
its nice to stay up Late
i like the sound of a hOover
i dont like the word Vegan
nobody likes my fEet
i like red except when itS blood on My sheet
this world is so rAndom
but i Like it that way
Lemons are sour
your Brain is sO frazzled
nOBody berkata it Would be easy
I am noT a Hairy monster
Bann the bomb
I like that saying
i like Goats
Not as much as frogs
sInging is good
i think: Praying is worthless
Panda are cute
Legs are funny
mEn think im weird
So do women.
One day, two american tourists were driving through Nova Scotia, argueing about the name of the town. Finally, assuming neither of them were right, they decided to stop and have something to eat for lunch. When they got into the restraunt, the waitress asked them if they were ready to order. Yeah, but first could anda pronounce the name of where we are,veeerryyy slllooowwwlllyy? berkata the wife, smiling. Of course, the waitress said, noticing the two were american.
Tiiiiiimmmmmm Hooooorrrrrttttoooonnnnsss.
Hope that made anda laugh.
Here are 2 Rawak facts:
They don't sell Smarties atau Shreddies in America.
They dont have Walmart in America.
Tiiiiiimmmmmm Hooooorrrrrttttoooonnnnsss.
Hope that made anda laugh.
Here are 2 Rawak facts:
They don't sell Smarties atau Shreddies in America.
They dont have Walmart in America.
