Rawak Article: roti Boys Petikan

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posted by Canada24

1: (Pilot)
FAther: Son have anda been Membaca Heresy?! (pumps shotgun) Unacceptable!
Son: (High Pitched Scream)

2:
Father: What did anda do?!
Son: I made us eggs.
Father: ... WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?!?!
Son: Wha-
Father: WE ONLY EAT roti FOR FUCK SAKES!!

3:
Father: Son I'm getting milk
Son: Will anda be back?!
Father: (opens front door) ... No
(Later that Evening, Father is still gone):
Son: I can't believe he's actually gone! (phone rings) Father?!
Voice: No this is your old coach
Son: Oh.. Uh hello
Voice: So, your back on the NBA
Son: Really? How-
Father: (literary teleports out of nowhere) YOUR BACK IN THE NBA?!?!

4:
Father: (in car) How do anda drive this thing?!
Son: What?
Father: WHERE ARE THE HORSES?!
Son: anda use an engine
Father: SENSE WHEN THEY HAVE ENGINES?!?!
Son: The past hundred years
Father: Oh, alright..
(Skip to them coming back from McDonalds)
Son: anda totalled my goddamn car!
Father: We are walking back.
Son: anda TOTALLED THE CAR!!
Father: We're walking back! (calmly) Can I have some McNuggets?
Son: Oh sure (slips and drops them) Oh shit!, I...
Father: (falls to knees) NOOO-
(ends video)

5:
Father: (pulling off belt, preparing to hit his son as punishment for something) My uh, my belt's pretty loose, give me a saat son, my belts pretty loose, can you, can anda take a look at it

6:
Father: Yes! My character is ready!
Son: He's purple
Father: (angrily) He's PERFECT not purple!!

7:
Father: Yes my new topi keledar is here! (puts it on) What anda think?
Son: ....... IT'S LITERARY THE SAM-
(end video)

8:
Son: (playing Skyrim NPC) (pulls out knife) Threat detected! (goes to attack him)
Father: (realizing the threat, calmly punches his entire head off)

9:
Son: anda Lost YELLING PRIVILEGES!! (snaps and they end up in AMSR)
Father: (whispering) What did anda do?!

10:
Father: (throws in skeleton)
Son: What is that?!
Father: (calmly) He got in my way.

11:
Father: anda know how time only goes backwards atau forwards?! What if it went, diagonally?!

12:
Son: hei Father, I got anda some water (literary throws it at him)
Father: Why thank you!!

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7 Reasons why Donald Trump is the best President that America ever had

posted by SilentForce

Donald Trump is The Man.

I admit that when Donald Trump was first elected as President I had mixed feelings about him but now I'm truly convinced that he truly is the President that America really needs.Today I'm going to express all the reasons why I believe that Donald Trump becoming President is the best thing that has ever happened to America and that he will truly make America great again.So lets start:
1.He's a big patriot who always puts America first
Donald Trump is a man who is very loyal to his country so he always thinks about ways to make his country America a better place in order in improve life for Americans....

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WOT IF......

posted by candylover246

Guyz!!1! Think about this 4 a moment!!!!!!!!1!

Wot if... THaSlimJim never was real??

Wot if he was actually kidnapped sejak aliens 1282839 years lalu and replaced our Prez w/ an alien PRETENDING to be the real SlimJim to fool us????????

Wot if they are just waiting for the hari to take over earth through ThaSlimJim with an army of Slim Jims??/?/?

Wot if ThaSlimJim was behind the whole moon landing???

Wot if we are all figments of imagination created sejak slim jims????

Wot if the origin of all weebs was bc of ThaSlimJim?????

Wot if... wot if this entire meme is a lie???!!?

WOT IF THIS ENTIRE artikel IS A LIE!!!1/??

WOT IF-
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bahagian, atas 5 Underrated Films

posted by Windrises

There are several good films that sadly didn't get that much money and got bad reviews. This senarai is about 5 good films that should be lebih popular.

5. Ted 2

Ted 2 got mixed reviews, but I consider Ted 2 to be Seth MacFarlane's best film. This film leaves out Mila Kunis' killjoy character so it's lebih fun than Ted 1. The film has plenty of funny jokes, good acting, and fun characters.

4. Mortdecai

Mortdeaci is a 2015 comedy film that stars Johnny Depp. This film lets Johnny Depp shine with goofy energy. This film really shows how much fun Johnny Depp is. He has excellent comedic acting. This...

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The bahagian, atas 5 Things That Great Films Should Have

posted by Windrises

Films vary in quality. It's hard to make films that are masterpieces. Films require so many things to make them good. I think that these are the bahagian, atas 5 things that films should have.

5. Interesting Visuals

Films that look bad can ruin good films. Also if a film looks decent, but nothing special the film can become forgettable. Several live action that I like aren't so much fun to re-watch, because they're not visually unique. Although visuals can't make eh atau bad films good they can make good films better.

Examples of Films That Have Interesting Visuals: Studio Ghibli films, Johnny Depp's Alice...

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What to Do Now That Trump Is POTUS

posted by FloraorStella

Here's a guide on what to do now that America is fucked up. Although, to be honest, it would be as fucked up if Clinton was POTUS, as well. Neither of the candidates were very good to start with, unfortunately. Anyway, here's what anda should do.

1. Change Your Name to Jeff

So anda can go, "My name's Jeff," if anyone asks for your name.

2. Go to a Drive-through

To relieve yourself of all the stress. Order a milkshake while you're at it.

3. Cuss Out Everyone on Twitter

How satisfying is this, tbh?

4. Write a fanfiction on Trump and Clinton Rated R

Someone should do it.

If anyone's seriously considering...

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What's the Difference?

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The cringey RPing accounts

posted by alexischaos2004

Hello everyone who happened to click on this, my name is Alexis, and this is Fanpop. (See that little reference I made there? BD)

Fanpop is a site where everyone can sertai cliques... I mean clubs. These Kelab are usually about things atau people that society has a liking for. It's like the website version of Pokemon GO, except it was made way before then that game. Sounds simple, right? WELL anda THOUGHT WRONG.

Roleplaying is a thing many many people do nowadays. RP has been going on for years and has not shown any sign of dying down soon. However, many RPs are very cringey. I mean, FNaF babies,...

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Etsy kedai

posted by Callie2899

This Etsy kedai is awesome, check it out.
They sell bobby pin and snap barrettes themed with movies. And there's a beautiful rose and hearts also.

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I really enjoy looking at the stuff they have.

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Bigfoot GIF

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Cat

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Rawak

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nuri, burung nuri

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Jin

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miss la sen swimming suit

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Funny Songs - When Daddy Carves The Turkey - Lyrics

posted by CheetahGirl5147

Carving The Turkey

When Daddy carves the turkey,
It is really quite a sight,
I know he tries his hardest,
But he never does it right.

He makes a fancy tunjuk of it,
Before he starts to carve,
And stabs in all directions,
While we're certain that we'll starve.

He seems to take forever,
As we sit and shake our heads,
sejak the time he's finished slicing,
He's reduced the birds to shreds.

He yells as loud as thunder,
Just before he's finally through
For when Daddy carves the turkey,
Daddy carves his finger too!

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