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EPISODE ONE - PILOT:

This series focus's on the tajuk character and his cousin Slash roommate, Derpy Hooves.

Saten Twist is a red pegasus with light red eyes and medium sized black hair. Much like Twilight, he two has his own set of friends, consisting of Derpy, Trixie Lulamoone (who in this verison, is actually normal when not stage preforming, in fact she's one of the nicest characters), and Glaze Wooden, the Avatar of that MLP singer. All of them grew up and went to school together, and Saten is the only guy of the group, not that he seems to mind.

Back in their hari Saten's group were actually petty criminals. Other than Trixie, who simply became as magician and ended up the "only sane one" in the group. Saten ended up a bit of a alcoholic, Derpy a stoner, and Glaze her dealer.

Surprisingly it's actually Derpy who was the bad influence on Saten, rather than the other way around. She's not as innocent as anda would think.

Eventually Saten and Derpy ended up in Ponyville, from a small town named Fillydefia. The other two stayed behind at first. Espically Trixie, who's always travelling, which is why she lives in an RV.

Saten almost immediately develops a crush on AJ, despite Trixie being in Cinta with him. Somewhat implying it's cause Saten has a thing for blondes.

Regardless, the tarikh goes badly. But it doesn't stop Saten from drunkenly stalkingher sometimes (he's harmless though).

Also in the series is Master Sword, a green earth kuda, kuda kecil with short blonde hair and blue eyes, he also moved here, but from a unknown town. Sword was not orginally my character, he belongs to a friend, but my verison of him is actually my favourite character, telah diberi he's protrayed instead a comedic sociopath, but not to the point of being unlikable. He's still a loyal person, and will always do the right thing in the end (usually).. In mine he's very based on Roger from American Dad, to the point I would probably even ask Seth to do him.. I settled on Curtis Armstrong for Saten himself.

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9PM AT NIGHT:

AppleJack: (in one of rare times she's not wearing her hat is seen tiredly trotting home. Suddenly a red pegasus falls out the sky, and almost hits her, he usually wears a black outfit around him).

AppleJack: Saten Twist?

Saten: *drunkily* H hei Applejack

AppleJack: Are ya drunk atau something?

Saten: *dizzily* No I'm no- A little

AppleJack: *giggles* Y'all really need some sort of AA. Ah mean this is the third time this week.

Suddenly Saten Twist squeeze hugged her, even though it was clear applejack wasn't completely comfortable with it.

Saten: I -I Cinta anda Applejack.

AppleJack *trying to push him off her*: Yeah.. About that.. Look. We only been on 'one' date. It didn't even end well..

Saten: Yeah.. So?

AppleJack: Look. I don't wanna seem like a mean girl, but it's time I told anda blunt.. We're not a couple. So stop Berlakon like we are.

Saten: Oh just playing hard to get.

AJ: Unfortunately not Saten.

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SUMMERSET CELEBRATION:

Saten Twist is trotting around without any proper destination, still abit hungover, and grumpy about AppleJack. Unfortantly for him, he was nearly hit sejak the carriage Twilight and Spike arrived in, since this is back when she first came to ponyville.

Twilight: Ohh. Sorry..

Saten: anda from canterlot?

Twilight: How do anda know?

Saten: Can tell sejak the type of carriage.

Twilight: Hope that isn't a problem.

Saten: No. No.. Just as long as anda never end up becoming an alicorn princess.

Twilight: Yeah.. That would be weird... I'm Twilight Sparkle.

Saten: Saten Twist.. Spelled with an E, my parents misspelled it and they never bothered to fix it after.

Twilight: Huh.. Well uh, see anda around.

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Spike and Twilight got out and soon met Pinkie, but joining their bizarre interaction her. Saten Twist was in thr background, and ended up stealing the carriage for no full reason other then boredom.

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AppleJack was bucking apples, when she heard her name start being called up.

Saten: AppleJack! Up here!

AppleJack *looks up to see him*: Saten Twist!? What the hell are ya doing here!?

Saten: That dosen't matter. What do anda think of my carriage!? *proves to be still riding in it*

AppleJack: Please tell me ya didn't steal that in some lame tempt ta win me back over.

Saten: That depends.. Is it working?

AppleJack: No. Not at all.. Now. Please go away. Ah'm busy.

Saten: Fine. Whatever. *flies away with it*

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After flying in the carriage all day. Saten Twist saw there that there was something going on in the pokok liberary. And peaked inside.

Pinkie: that's why. I threw this party, and invited everyone in ponyville.

Saten: *groans* Not me.. But oh well. Just me and my car- Crap. The carriage is gone.. Oh well. It was getting boring anyway.



EPISODE 2: (Based on a Fanfiction "Spike's pelangi, rainbow Dash")

Rainbow: I'M NOT F*IN' GAY!

Lyra: Are anda sure. Cause this whole lesbian tantrum, isn't helping your point.

Rainbow: #$% anda *prepares punch*

Spike: Woah. Wooh. Calm down Dashie..

Rainbow: Fine. *tries calming down*

BonBon: Still a lesbian!

Rainbow: *growls and punches BonBon square in the face*

Rainbow: anda STUPID #$%!

BonBon and Lyra run off in fear.

Rainbow: #$% THOSE #$, MOTHER #$ PIECES OF #$%!., HOW COULD THEY #$ SAY THAT!... FUCK!

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Rainbow: I bet I could make even anda fall in Cinta with me!

Spike: Good luck with that.

Rainbow: No need for luck. I'm awesome!

Spike: Whatever anda say.

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Meanwhile Saten Twist and Derpy approach sugercubes and see that it's crowded, and Pinkie has pages saying Team rainbow, team Spike.

Saten Twist: *imitating Stewie from Family guy* Da hell is this?!

Pinkie: Didn't anda hear?

Derpy: Hear what?

Pinkie: Dash made a bet with Spike that she'll make him fall in Cinta with her.

Saten: Annnd, your taking advantage of your Friends sejak going into their personal business sejak betting money on it.

Pinkie: I, I guess.

Saten: No fair, I was gonna do that!

Pinkue: Hey.. How about this. anda can be on my team. And if neither wins. We're perpecahan, berpecah the money.

Saten: ... Done *they brohoof*

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Rainbow: Rairty!.. Rarity I need makeover.

Rarity: Haha. Very funny.

Rainbow: I'm serious!

Rarity: It'll take to lon-

Rainbow: *angrily* Rarity, I'm desperate!.. Now make me hot atau I swear, I'll set your head on fire!

Rarity; Fine. Fine..

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pelangi, rainbow Dash, having her new makeover a success, waited for Spike up on a cloud. Suddenly she was approached sejak Derpy.

Derpy: Oh. There anda are.

Rainbow: Hello Derpy.

Derpy: Soooo.. Is it true?

Rainbow: Is what true?

Derpy: Rumors say your trying to get Spike to fall in Cinta with you, simply to prove your not a lesbian.

Rainbow: Yeah. So?

Derpy: Isn't that rather mean of you?

Rainbow: Yeah. Well.. Least I never got my name and voice changed.

Derpy: *gasps* anda swore you'd never speak of that!

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Down at Sugercubes. The tensions started rising. Both teams were certain they were gonna win the money.

Pinkie: Everyone please calm down.. What's a cake, without the icing.

Saten: what is that suppose to mean?

Pinkie: I don't know.. But it sure felt good saying it.

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With the town having gone crazy. Dash flew herself and Spike out of Ponyville.

Spike: Man, am I glad to be out of that crazyplace.

Dash: Yeah.. I am done with this stupid contest., besides. I think I'm falling in Cinta with you.

Spike: Really? Because I coul-

Dash: *bursts into laughter* anda are sooooo gullible!

Spike: ...



EPISODE 3:

Rarity: Sweetie Belle, I adore having anda help me, truly I do, but...

SweetieBelle: Guess I got a little carried away. It's just that I know how important it is for anda to finish this wardrobe in time for Sapphire Shores and her backup dancers.

Rarity: This is without a doubt my most prestigious order ever. After all, Sapphire Shores is ''the'' kuda, kuda kecil of pop, and her Equestria-wide tour launches in Canterlot seterusnya week! Which means she must have these outfits sejak hari after tomorrow at the latest!

SweetieBelle: ... anda Lost me.

Rarity: *groans annoyedly* Coarse I have..

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Rarity: *out of breath* I'm here!.. I'm here!.. I brought the costumes.

SweetieBelle: *happily* anda made it!

Rarity: Oh, I beg your pardon for cutting it so close, but out of all my business. I somehow found enough time to work on your costumes as well.

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Saten: Hey. Nice perfamance.

SweetieBelle: Really!?. Everyone only cares about the stupid dresses. *sudden anger* This always happens! Rarity always outshines me.

Saten: Hey. Siblings do that.. In fact.. When I was your age. I won a ribbin at a science fair, my project was called "do Lima beans nurture under classical music". But my unimpressed mother simply just pointed out that it was a rip off of my older brother's project "do Lima beans grow better in rock and roll". And well.. I ended up losing the ribbon and it was telah diberi to my stinkin brother.

2 HOURS LATER

Saten: *now angrier* First off, the projects were completely different!. I was menunjukkan that classic Muzik nurtures Lima beans. But my stupid mother didn't lesson.. If your like to see the relationship between nurturing and growth, I'd like to point out that my brother is EIGHT INCHES TALLER THAN ME!

Saten: ... Anyway. I hope that helpe- (sees that Sweetie Belle must of ran off quite some time ago)

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SweetieBelle stormed utama and started confronting her sister.

Rarity: Honey. If this is one of those emotional talks about anda wetting the bed, I really don't wanna hear about it-

SweetieBelle: *angrily* That's not what this is Rarity!.. It's about about those stupid dresses!

Rarity: Oh.. Were they hated? Cause I make new ones.

SweetieBelle: No! They were perfect! TOO perfect!.. Nobody watched it for anything else! Only the outfits!

Rarity: I.. I don't understand?

SweetieBelle: *angrily* It's like my fifth birthday all over again!

Rarity: I.. Don't understand... Why are anda angry sweetie? Are anda constipated?..

SweetieBelle: This is nothing to do with water!

Rarity: Darling, I think anda miss heard m-

SweetieBelle: I HATE YOU!

SweetieBelle: I'm gonna go eat 20 buckets of ice cream. And not gain any weight, due to this being a cartoon!

Rarity: Bu-

SweetieBelle: *offview* Good hari Mr White!

Rarity: ... anda really need to stop watching that show.

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Sweetie Belle was too angry to sleep, and decided to take revenge on Rarity.

SweetieBelle plans to ruin one of Rarity's hats.

Angle on her shoulder: No! Don't do it!

Devil on shoulder: Don't lesson to that sissy. Do it!

Angle: Who anda calling a sissy!

Devil: You... Sissy.

SweetieBelle: Guys this isn't helping.

Angle: Look. Look.. Rarity didn't mean it.

SweetieBelle: Wow.. Guess your right..

Angle: That's right. Now just go back to be- *literary gets shot sejak a gun that the devil pulls out*

SweetieBelle: OH MY GOD!

Devil: *points the tiny gun* DO IT! DO IT NOW!

SweetieBelle: *puts hands up* Okay. Okay. Take it.. Take it easy *nervously goes back to ruining the hat*

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SweetieBelle: Princess Luna!? Is it really you?

Luna: Yep. I'm the princess of the night. And it's my duty to come into your dreams.

SweetieBelle: *points off view* What about him?

FreddyKrueger: Hey. Hey. I'm not involved in this.

SweetieBelle: Wait. If this a dream the- *makes mirror appear* Haha. Awesome.

Luna: Listen. I know how it feels to be outshined.. I too have a sister who often shines lebih brightly than me, and with this, I have struggled.

SweetieBelle: Please don't have this turn into a scrooge like plot.

Luna: Too late! *sends them back in time*

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SweetieBelle: I remember this. This is my fifth birthday party! I decided to make a grand entrance. I made myself all beautiful, just like my big sister.

Luna: (deadpan) I'm pretty sure they just wanted anda to just tunjuk up in general.

SweetieBelle: *ignores her* Anyway. When I finally finished. I kept posing at the bahagian, atas of the stairs, waiting to be noticed..

Luna: Now your sounding like Tara Strong..

SweetieBelle: That a good thing?

Luna: No. Not even a little.

(just kidding, we Cinta anda Tara).

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SweetieBelle: See! Even at my own birthday! Rarity outshined me.

Luna: Or.. Maybe anda didn't get the full story.

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Sweetie now realised that Rarity was never trying to outshine her. She was just buying time, till Sweetie Belle arrived. IF she arrived.

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Luna ended up menunjukkan SweetieBelle, that ruining ONE design, would ruin all of Rarity's would end becoming the plot of "Rarity's Dress".

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SweetieBelle: Thanks for flying us over.

Derpy: No problem.

SweetieBelle: Here's the truth... I was upset at anda for stealing the spotlight from me at the play, so I pulled out the center stitch to the headpiece so it would fall apart.

Rarity: *angry* What?!

SweetieBelle: But then I realized I didn't want your future to be ruined forever and ever, so I came back to change it before it was too late! So... here it is. It's all fixed. Please forgive me.

Rarity: Forgive you!? How could I forgive yo-

Sweetie Belle: *puppy eyes*

Rarity: *sighs* finnnnne



EPISODE 4:

NSIDE A LOCAL BREWERY:

Saten: Fired!? Why am I fired!?

Boss pony: Cause anda only been here a week, and anda keep getting drunk on the samples.

Saten: Okay. Not gonna lie.. I 'might' be an alcoholic.

Boss pony: *sarcastically* yeaaaah.. Kinda got that. Thanks for clarifying though.

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LATER: Saten - Derpy's apartment:

Derpy: Saten? Good hari at the your job?

Saten: (sighs) anda know what'll be nice. If I could come back, and have five minutes, before anda JUMP ALL OVER MY BACK!!

Derpy: That bad huh?

Saten: (sighs) I was fired.

Derpy: That's horrible.. But I did warn anda about drinking the samples..

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THE seterusnya DAY:

Saten was seen in a local bar.

Saten: (pounds counter) WERE'S MY DRINK!?

Bartender: Sir. anda haven't oldered one yet.

Saten: Oh, right.. Give me.. Hell, what's the strongest alcohol anda got?

Bartender: I don't know.. Whiskey.

Saten: Great.. I'll have the Rum.

Bartender: If anda say so..

Derpy: (runs over excitedly) Saten! Saten!. I have great news.. Twilight invited asked to tomorrow's grand galla party! berkata she owed me a favior.

Saten: That's tomorrow?

Derpy: Yeah.. Crazy huh?

Saten: Oh well. I'm happy for you.

Derpy: (sadly) If only anda were able to come also.

Saten: Who says I'm not.. In fact.. I also have a date..

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Applejack: NO!

Saten: Oh come on. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't go together.

AppleJack: I can name 'ten' good reasons.

Saten: (desperately) I'll give anda 40 dollars!

AppleJack: ... Fine.

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AppleJack: (wearing the same dress she did last time she went to the Galla, as see and Saten were somehow to take a stage coach to the yearly party) I don't get it. How did ya even get tickets? I thought it was sold out.

Saten: Ohh, I have my way.

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CUT AWAY:

Saten: Dude! I need your grand gollaping galla tickets!

Sword: No way dude.

Saten: Fine.. I guess I'll ju- (snatches them and flies off as fast he can)

Sword: (angrily) Hey!

Saten: *is already gone*

Sword: (sighs) And he wonders why I never invite him to anything.

CUT AWAY ENDS:

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Saten: Besides.. All that matters is we're here.. *anxiously* Now we're is Derpy?!

AppleJack: (chuckles) What are ya, her mother?.. She's fine, just in another stage coach.

Saten: I'm sorry.. It's just.. She's all I got.

AppleJack: Ah know. Ya told me earlier..

Saten: Fine.. I'll try to relax.

AppleJack: Good.

Saten: So... Wanna make out?

AJ: No Saten.

Saten: But Ciuman is what anda do on dates.

AppleJack: For the last time, this isn't a date.. It's just me doing something nice for ya, and we agreed to leave it at that... Besides. Twilight will be there. And she'll want ta see me.

Saten: Why?... Oh. Right.. The princess thing.

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Twilight was greeting everybody. When suddenly AppleJack approached her.

Twilight: A.J. What a unexpected pleasure (hugs her).

AppleJack: Yes. I-

Derpy: *ends up banging into Twilight as well, and happily hugs her*

Twilight: *chuckles* Yes. Yes. Nice seeing anda too Derpy.

Derpy: *sees her wearing the dress from when she first became an alicorn* anda look pretty in that.

Twilight: Thanks.. Yours is nice too. (not sure what Derpy's dress should look like. Except for being then same shade of grey as her bulu atau whatever Kuda have.. I'm not good with that stuff, so shut up).

Derpy: sejak the way. anda ever been interviewed about being a princess and all that?

Twilight: Once.. But didn't go very well..

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CUT AWAY:

Mastersword as an interviewer: hei princess Twilight. Good having anda here.

Twilight: Sure.

Sword: First off. How dose it feel being the forth princess ever?

Twilight: (robotically) Yes. I wouldn't be here without my friends.

Sword: That's nice. But the soalan is, how dose it make "you" feel. You!?

Twilight: (robotically) Yes. That is diffently a soalan being asked. And I'm confident in my friends, and getting it done.,

Sword: Okay.. Have to be honest with anda sweetie. I feel like this interview. Is going absolutely nowhere. anda answered 'none' of my questions. anda kinda sound like a broken automatic response system, that's only been tought 4 phrases.

Twilight: (not listening) Thanks. It's been an experience.

Sword: *annoyed* Yeah it has!

Twilight: *listing stuff about friendship*

Sword: What are yo- *looks behind him* Are anda Membaca cue cards wait now!?.. What is this!?

Twilight: *still Membaca off them*

Sword: (proving point to audience) What's your name lady!?

Twilight: ...... Dedication.

Sword: (angrily to camera) Her name is dedication!.. anda know what, (storming off) this interview is over!... *offview* WHERE'S GOD DAMN BEER!?

End cutaway:

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AppleJack: Wow.. That's. Interesting.

Twilight: I gue-

Saten: *comes out of nowhere. Clearly drunk* Princeeeeeeess!

Twilight: *uncomfortably* Hello, Saten Twist.

Saten: *hugs her, much to her uncomfort about his smell of being drunk* Congrats on being a prin-(hiccup)-cess.

Twilight: *awkward chuckle* Thank yo-

Saten: I found anda a present!

Twilight: What kinda prese- OH MY GOD!

Saten: *holding live snake* I found her outside. *gives the snake to Twilight. Cause he is too drunk to see her fear of it* Take her.

Twilight: I.. I don't like snakes.

Saten: (not listening) Yeah adorable right? Your welcome Twilight- *falls down a bunch of stairs, rather painfully*

Derpy: (sighs speed flies over to him)

Saten: (off view) Good thing I'm drunk!

Applejack: *pets the snake* She's cute.

Twilight: JUST GET IT OFF!

AppleJack: *laughs, and gets the snake off Twilight, and puts it out a window to roam free*



EPISODE 5:

Saten: Guys what's with all the vines?

AppleJack: We don't know. But it'll soon take over all of ponyville considering how fast it's moving.

Saten: Soo.. Ponyville is being invaded sejak huge vine like plants? And the princess's have been captured?

Twi: Yes.. Except for me.

Saten: (turns to AppleJack) Hey.. Remember how anda keep saying "only when hell freezes over".. Well.. I think this qualifies..

AppleJack: What are anda talking abo-

Saten: (thinking it might be some kind of "end of the world" deal, Saten suddenly kisses her on the lips, much to her complete shock).

AppleJack: ... Umm.

Saten: I'd say.. I mean no offence, but your a terrible kisser.

AppleJack: I.. What?!

Twi: Guys, can we please focus on the matter at hand.

Pinkie: Twilight is right.. I'm sick of all this twists and turns.

Twilight: Wait.. Twists and turns..

Twi: (goes over to window) Half day, half night... strange weather patterns... out of control plants. I think I'm starting to get a pretty good idea of who we're up against.

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LATER:

Discord: Don't get me wrong. I absolutely loooove what anda did with the place. But I can't take responsibility. I'm reformed. Don't anda remember?

Dash: Yeah, right! This has got your cloven hoofprints all over it!

Discord: I'll have anda know that I have only ''one'' cloven hoof.. Such accusations. And here I thought we were friends?

Pinkie: Drop the act buster! We're one too you!

Discord: Ladies. Please. We'll I lie to you.

all them but Fluttershy: YES!

Fluttershy: Umm.. Maybe.

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Twi: (sees them all staring at her confusedly, including Saten Twist, as he and Dash were seen hovering) W -Why are anda all staring at me like that?

AppleJack: It's just... Ya were mumblin' ta yourself...

Pinkie: Ooh! And don't forget the uncontrollable sobbing!

Fluttershy: We were really worried.

Saten: I for one thought it was hilarious.

Discord: I saat that.. Sort of a one-pony theater piece, if anda will. (shows the humorish verison of her crying). anda should really consider taking it on the road.

Twi: I saw something from a long time ago. But it didn't explain what's happening now.

Discord: (dressed as camera man, and holding camera) Oh, I do hope she breaks into a song this time!

Saten: Ha, nice! (he and Discord brohoof)

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Saten: The pokok of what now?

Twi: It's where Princess Celestia and Princess Luna found the Elements. I think it's in danger.

Saten: Then let's go.

Twi: Not you., This is too important.

Saten: So?

Twi: It's just.. anda don't always seem to have everyone's best interest at heart.

Saten: Everyone's best interest.. Dude! I am a man of dignity!.. (smokes a large glass bong full of marijuana)

Twi: Look.. Just watch Discord for us.

Saten: (coughs violently) Fine. Fine..

AppleJack: So.. We're excatly is this "tree of harmony"

Twi: It's in.. (points to ever green forest) there..

Discord: Oh. Hoho.. I'm gonna need lebih popcorn!

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Twi: That was close.

AppleJack: (sighs) A little too close, anda sure your alright?

Twi: I'm fine. I just can't seem to get these new wings to do what I want them to do when I want them to do it.

Dash: Aw, you'll figure it out eventually.

Twi: "eventually" isn't good enough.

AppleJack: Ya have been having an awful lot of trouble with those things. And, well, who knows what else is gonna to come after us? Ya know, maybe it wouldn't be such a bad idea for Twilight to go back to Ponyville and let us look for the pokok of Harmony without her.

Twi: What!? Why!?

AppleJack: For starters, anda just about got eaten sejak a cragadilly.

Twi: We all did. It wasn't just me.

AppleJack: Sure, but... well, the rest of us aren't princesses.

Twi: Bu-

Rarity: applejack does make a valid point. Even if we manage to save the pokok of Harmony, it won't necessarily mean Princess Celestia and Princess Luna will return. Equestria will need somepony to lead in their absence.

Twi: I'm not the only alicorn still standing.. Remember Ditto? He's an alicorn.. He's even dating Luna, they bonded over being outsiders.

Dash: Yes but Ditto is only a cop, he's not put in charge.. That still leaves anda as lebih important.

AppleJack: Yes, we all find it too risky to have anda here..

Twi: anda 'all' feel this way?

(the girls node)

Twi: F-fine (tearfully leaves).

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Doscord: Oh so your back.

Twilight: Just me..

Discord: No luck finding your pokok then?

Twi: We ran into some trouble. And my Friends decided it would be best if I returned to Ponyville while they continue the search. Equestria will need me if Princess Celestia and Princess Luna don't return.

Discord: I'm just surprised that anda agreed to their plan. I never thought you'd be the kind of kuda, kuda kecil who would think she was better than everybody else.

Twi: I don't think I'm better then everybody!
Saten: Everybody!

Discord: Oh, well, how silly of me to assume that anda would think that. All anda did was choose to keep your precious princess self out of harm's way while your Friends thrust themselves right into it. I'm sure you'll all be the best of pals again when they return from their terrifying yet deeply bonding experience that they're having without you. [chuckles].

Twi: Damn anda discord! (runs back in)

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Spike: Oh come on. It's discord. He's just trying to get under your skin.

Twilight: Well.. It's working.

Saten: Wait., (flies after her)

Twi: Saten? I thought I told anda stay with Discord.

Saten: I was afraid you'd get lost.. Besides. that dude is really annoying.

Twi: Fine.. But try to behave yourself.

Saten: Can do.

Twi: ... How's Derpy sejak the way.



EPISODE 6:

FILLYDEFIA - MANY YEARS EARLIER:

Filly Derpy: (jumping on bed, but her eyes seen as normal and she dosen't have her cutie mark)

keledai, colt Saten: hei Derp. Quite that already, your gonna hurt yourself.

Filly Derpy: (stubbornly) Shut up! Your not the boss of me.. (bangs her head on the roof, making her have the menyeberang, cross eyed design).

keledai, colt Saten: My god, anda okay!?

Filly Derpy: (calmly and unaware of her new look) Sure, why do anda ask?

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SOON AFTER:

keledai, colt Saten: Told you, anda were gonna hurt.

Filly Derpy: Just shut up. (looks in mirror) My eyes look terrible.

keledai, colt Saten: No.. They look unique. Just like anda yourself.

Filly Derpy: Whatever.

keledai, colt Saten: Just please don't tell your mom that this happened at my house.. She'll automatically blame me. Like she always dose..

Filly Derpy: Fine. Whatever. Just as long as nobody makes fun of.

keledai, colt Saten: Relax. No one is gonna make fun of yo-

Reggie: Hey! Nice eyes Derpy.. Makes anda look even stupider then before..

Filly Derpy: *whimpers*

Saten: Hey.. Screw off Reggie. Nobody likes you.

Reggie: Screw off.. But I only just started.. (continues making fun of Derpy).

Saten: Whatever.. I'm just trying to put this pisau away (shows a roti knife).

(suddenly the famish rainboom happened, and it shook the ground causing Saten to loose his balance and unintentionally stab Reggie with a pisau he was about to put away, accidantally killing him)

Filly Derpy: (turning away from window) hei cuz did anda se- OH MY GOD!!

keledai, colt Saten: I'm sorry!

Filly Derpy: Is that Reggie!? DID anda STAB REGGIE!?

keledai, colt Saten: It was an accident!

Filly Derpy: How can it be an accident!?

keledai, colt Saten: I'M SOR-

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LATER:

Saten tosses the body into the ocean.

Filly Derpy: (anxiously pacing) Oh.. What if they find us!? I'm too cute for jail!

keledai, colt Saten: Try to keep your voice down.. And besides. They can't find us. We threw both the body and the pisau into the ocean.

Filly Derpy: (still pacing) But there's always a way.. Don't anda ever watch those crime shows?

Filly Saten: Relax.. Go utama and put Marijuana into some of your muffins and chill.

keledai, colt Derpy: That's just it.. That's usually how I would handle this type of situation. But.. I'm just too frightened.

(awkward silence).

Filly Derpy; We have to leave town.

keledai, colt Saten: Leave town?.. But what about Glaze and Trixie?

Filly Derpy: We're send them letters.

keledai, colt Saten: But Derp-

Filly Derpy: Pleease.. I'll make me feel so much safer.

keledai, colt Saten: Fine.. Anything for anda cuz. But the only one who knows a good way to getta of town is Glaze's ex boyfriend, Chimney Sweep.

Filly Derpy: But.. He's in jail.

keledai, colt Saten; Then we just have to bust him out.. Besides. He was always so nice too me.

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CUT AWAY:

keledai, colt Chimney: (throws Saten against dinding violently)

keledai, colt Saten: Oh, ho.. Now your gonna beat me up? That's exactly why I called anda an asshole in the first place!

keledai, colt Chimey: SHUT UP! (violently beats him up).

END CUTAWAY:

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keledai, colt Saten: Yep. We shared some good times.

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SEVERAL DAYS LATER:

Patrol board member: Do anda believe, in your best judgment, that anda have been rehabilitated?

Chimney: Rehabilitated? It's just a stupid, made-up word, so boys like anda can sit behind a desk, wear a fancy suit, and feel important. You're a jerk, and I had sex with your mother last night. And I swear to God, anda let me outta here, first thing I'm gonna do is kill again!

Patrol board member: (approves him for bail).

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Chimney: Well. Thanks for bailing me out anda two.

Filly Derpy: No problem.

keledai, colt Chimney: Shit Derpy. What happened to your eyes!? anda look like a anjing, anak anjing that was chewed up sejak an even bigger puppy. Hahahah- but seriously, anda look great.

Filly Derpy: Look. We need anda to help us get out of town. My cousin ended up killing Reggie.

Chimney: Well nobody is gonna miss him anyway.

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YEARS LATER, (their all at their current age).

AT THE FILLYDEFIA TRAIN STATION:

Derpy: Oh no. The line is so long. We're never get aboard.

Chimney: (imitating an sarcastic Rarity) Oh no, what EVER shall we do.

Chimney: (normal voice) Watch and learn my dear... (suddenly he takes out a live and loaded handgun and fires it several times into the air, successfully causing panic, and all the ponies ahead of them ran away in fear). There, problem salved. Now anda two better hurry on there.

Saten: Aren't anda gonna come?

Chimney: anda kidding. This train is heading to Ponyville. That place is as stupid as it gets, I can see why anda chose it.

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ON THE MOVING TRAIN:

Derpy: This works out for the best. I was tired of my stupid, dead end job.

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CUTAWAY:

Derpy: (literary hammering a dead end road sign) THIS JOB SUCKS!

END CUTAWAY:

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Stallion: Hey. Can anda idiots keep it down!

Saten: Hey. No need for that.

Stallion: Just shut up. Just go back to talking to the crossed eyed freak over there.

Saten: *angrily* Before I knock out every single one of your teeth.. I'm gonna give anda a final chance to apologize for that remark.

Stallion: I never apologize for the trut- (gets violently punched in the face, but surprisingly sejak Derpy instead of Saten).

Stallion: anda aggressive woman! (runs off crying like baby).

Derpy: Wimp!

Saten: Right uh.. So what now?

Saten: Only one thing too do..

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SOON AFTER:

Saten and Derpy are seen sharing a weed joint, as only 'one' was able to be sneaked aboard.

Derpy: (stoned) I.. I'm telling you. T The only reason we die.. I Is because we except it as an inevitability.

Saten: ... (stoned laugh and points at the joint) This shit is AWESOME! (they both laugh, and high five).

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The train finally arrived in Ponyville. Almost instantly, Pinkie Pie was there to reach introduce herself. She still knew the Rarity, Applejack, pelangi, rainbow and Fluttershy back then. But the others never met each other yet.

Pinkie: Welcome to Ponyville.

Derpy: Wow.. Back in Fillydefia. We would of gotten robbed sejak now.

Saten: (shrugs unsurely).

Pinkie: Want me to give anda a tour?

Derpy: We.. We don't have any money.

Pinkie: (pets Derpy's head) Oh. Your so silly, anda don't need money for this.

Derpy: Okay then.. As long as anda don't pet me like that. We'll be happy to.

Pinkie: (pets her head again) great.

Derpy: (groans)

Saten: (snickers to himself).

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Pinkie showed Derpy and Saten all over Ponyville, eventually they ended up at sweet epal, apple aches.

Saten: (eyes widen) holly cow.. Who's that!?

Pinkie: Oh that.. That's Applejack.

Saten: She's.. Beauitful.

Derpy: I guess.. But say Pinkie here prettier.

Pinkie: Aw, your sweet. :)

Pinkie: (calling out) hei AppleJack! Come meet the new folks!

AJ: (comes over) greetings.

Saten: (has trouble finding his tongue)..

AJ: Are ya okay?

Saten: Yeah.. It's just.. (sigh) would anda go out with me?

AJ: (pauses)... Sure.

Saten: R Really?

AJ: Sure. Why not.. Just give me an jam atau so (leaves)

Pinkie: Wow, impressive.

Saten: Really? Cause I almost shitted myself.

Derpy: Oh trust me Saten, I'm sure anda two would be perfect together.

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WEEK AND A HALF LATER

AJ: (sadly) Ah.. Ah think we need ta break up

Saten: (holding large wine bottle, having finally opened it) What!? Why!?

AJ: It's.. It's just not working out.

Saten: Why!?

AJ: Well.. For one thing. I'm pretty sure an alcoholic.

Saten: No I not! (ends up chugging down the entire bottle of wine in less then five minutes, much to AJ's shock).

Saten: (burbs)... What? I was thirsty.

AJ: Look sugercube.. I'm sorry, your just not my type. But I do like being your friend. I'm sure your find someone, but it's not me.

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AFTER THE EVENTS OF EPISODE 1

Everyone was enjoying the party. Derpy was invited, but Saten wasn't as Pinkie felt it'll be too awkward between him and AppleJack. However it's Derpy that becomes the problem as she becomes a bit over overprotective and tricks AJ into eating pot covered muffin as revenge for hurting Saten.

AJ: (eating it quickly) this is delicious. What's in it?

Derpy: Oh anda know. Dough. Blueberries.. Bit of pot.

AJ: (nervously) What was that last part?

Derpy: ... Raisins.

AJ: That's not what anda said!

Derpy: Whatever. Just be glad this is a party for that new girl. Because your gonna be hungry.. A lot.

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After the party. Derpy found Saten Twist sitting sadly ontop of a hill, holding a minuman telur kopyok box and drinking from it.

Derpy: hei cuz.. Still upset about AppleJack?

Saten: Well. It's not JUST Applejack. It's just.. I'm starting to realize. Nobody loves me.. Not Glaze, not AppleJack. Not even my own mother. ESPECIALLY not my mother..

Derpy: That's not true.. Someone would always Cinta you.. Me!

Saten: (chuckles) fair enough (kisses her cheek). Eggnog?

Derpy: Laxtose.

Saten: : It's just Vodka. Stopped being minuman telur kopyok about two hours ago.

Derpy: in that case (grabs it and takes hug drink out of it).

Saten: (laughs) hey, save some for me.

Derpy: Right. Sorry.. (hands it back to him).

Saten: (takes anouther drink of it).

Derpy: (looks around, and wraps her arm around Saten) All in all.. I think we're gonna like it here.

Saten: (burps) sorry.



EPISODE 7:

AT RESTURANT:

Trixie Lulamoone (old childhood friend of Saten): I'm glad your finally over AppleJack.. Who needs her anyway. She didn't understand you.. anda need someone who understands you.. Someone who anda knew your entire life..

Saten: anda mean Derpy?

Trixie: Well, sure, Derpy.. But I meant some else who knew anda for your entire life. And she always had a thing for you.. Who knows.. She might be sitting wait in front of you.

Saten: (oblivious) I honestly have no idea what your going on about Trixie. But your voice is soothing, and strangely I feel better.. (happily) Thanks, anda always such a great friend.

Trixie: (sighs) Sure... Friend.

Saten: (gets up) Anyway. I gotta go.. (leaves).

Trixie: (sighs) Guess Trixie's paying again..

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Saten: Your dating Master Sword?!

Derpy: What's the big deal?

Saten: He's nuts. Don't anda remember when I first met him.

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CUTAWAY:

Saten: (a tahun atau two ago) Excuse me. I'm looking for the owner this business?

Mare: Wait though there (points at Master Swords office)

Saten: (starting going in).

Master Sword: (hiding behind wall) Come on. Come on.

Saten: (walks in) Excuse me I-

Sword: (tackles him and start violently beating him up)... (stops).. Sorry. (pants). I thought anda were the mafia.

Saten: N No I'm Saten Twist.

Sword: Who?

Saten: I've been asked to interview you.

Sword: Interview!?. (eyes narrow) Well. anda can't interview a dead man now CAN YOU! (jumps out the four story window, and ends up going into ambulance, and he waves evily to Saten, as Saten watches him get lifted into the ambulance).

END CUTAWAY:

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Derpy: Look. Dating him is my own choice, I'm a grown woman, besides I have a good feeling about this guy.

(doorbell rings)

Derpy: (claps happily) Oh. He's here!..

Master Sword: (waiting at other side of door, spraying mouth spray. But it ends up going into his eye, due to bad aim, and he begins freaking out, and unfortantly Derpy sees him doing so).

Derpy: Um.. (giggles cutely) Nervous much?

Sword: I.. I, I, I..

Derpy: (kisses his cheek)

Sword: Umm... (awkwardly) Okay. So that happened.

Derpy: (closes door and start walking a bit) Any plan?

Sword: Well I-

Saten: (bursts open door) HAHA! Keep away from my precious little flower!

Derpy: (gasps)

Saten: anda guys almost stepped on it (rakes lone bunga on the front yard).

Derpy: (growls) Saten!

Saten: What?

Derpy: Forget.. Let's just go Swordy (takes Master Sword's hoof, and starts leading the way).

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Scootaloo: Whatever they decide AppleBloom. We're here for you.

SB: Yeah, even if it changes things forever and ever.

Scootaloo: Yeah. Because either way. We've been though worse.

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CUTAWAY (spoof towards my OWN story):

Spike: Wait, are anda drunk.

Ditto: (drunk) I've been out he-(hiccup)-re for a WHile.. Who here thinks I can kick my own ass!?

SB: (raises hoof into the air, as to vote for a "yes").

Ditto: (gags).

Scoot: Are anda gonna be sick mister?

Ditto: Yes. I need to go throw up. B But then I'll be back.. T To tell y'all my plans.. (runs off).

(PLEASE STAND sejak SCREEN).

Ditto: (flies into view, but still holding empty bir bottle).. Alright. I'm back, and I'm MUCH lebih sober.

Spike: We sincerely doubt that.. But if anda say so.

Ditto: Alright.. My name is Ditto. anda probably heard of me.

Spike: Yes! anda kidnapped Twilight!

Ditto: Who?.. Oh, right, her.. But look. Either way.. anda guys are part of my plan now, and I'm never gonna release you, not ti-.. (the Cusaders are seen giving anjing, anak anjing eyes).. Stop doing that! That isn't fair!. (they containue).. Seriously! It's too much.. Just sto- (he gets tackled sejak Rainbow, and ends up in a fist fight)..

Rainbow: I'll kick your ass!

Ditto: We're see. (breaks the bottle on a tree, but a piece falls into his eye socket, interrupting the scene).. AHH! Glass in my eye! Glass in my EYE!

Scoot: Dose it hurt?

Ditto: (angrily) OF COARSE IT FUCKIN HURTS!

SB: Push against the side of your eye.

Ditto: (starts doing so) It's not working!

Rainbow: Really gotta twist at it.

Ditto: I'm TWISTING!

SB: Now take it out. With ANOUTHER piece of glass!

Ditto: Are anda FRIGGIN insane!?

SB: (awkwardly) .. I I'll get a first aid kit (runs to do so)

END CUTAWAY:

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SB: Yes.. How can we forget about that guy. anda still write to him Scootaloo, after he was reformed and all?

Scoot: (proudly) sure do.. He's police chief now.

AB: Makes since.

Granny Smith: (comes into view) We have decided.. Your old enough to stay utama and handle the chores for us, the whole afternoon.

Crusaders: (gasps)

AB: Ah accept your decision.

Crusaders: (cheer)
posted by Bluekait
There are some things about Justin Bieber, this "role model" for kids, that anda may not know. Sorry to any of the Beliebers out there.

He's attacked and screamed obscenities at photographers. [1] He says rape happens for a reason. [2] He wrote in the guest book at Anne Frank's house that he "wishes she was a Belieber." [3] When he was asked to try being vegan, he spit out the vegan steak that was specially prepared for him and made gagging sounds. [4] He peed in a restaurant kitchen. [5] He's frequently late to his own concerts. [6] He's been kicked out and banned from places for throwing temper...
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Now, there's no denying that Dani is pretty adorable. She's playful and immature, just like a little girl should be, as anda can see from the scene where she comes out of the closet and scares Max. She has the spirit of a cute little girl, as she loves trick-or-treating.

However, after the first few minit of screen time she has, her character started going downhill for me. She screams for her mother at the bahagian, atas of her lungs when Max refuses to take her trick-or-treating, which makes me think she's spoiled. She's Berlakon all tough and Brave against jay and Ernie "Ice", but ends up doing this...
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posted by justinfangrrl
Hello, and Welcome to my article; in this artikel I will tell anda about the environment, what's happening now, what will happen VERY soon if we continue to pollute the earth and what we can do to stop it.

I will also tell anda about the Idle no more movement and the First Nations who are leading it; it's trying to save the environment, like me.

So read and enjoy; perhaps I shall educate anda in a good way.

Everything in this artikel is true and based on Scientific, religious and environmental research and up to tarikh facts.

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Remember when the whole 2012 thing happened? Yeah, that was funny... Here...
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We all know what rednecks in 'Murica do best, partying, drinking and being stupid as fuck, but this might surprise you.

Sources close to the death investigation say it's likely Shain died from carbon monoxide poisoning.

"Buckwild" bintang Shain Gandee was found dead in a vehicle in West Virginia this morning ... 31 hours after the 21-year-old MTV reality bintang had been reported missing, this according to law enforcement.

According to officials, Gandee, his 48-year-old uncle David Gandee, and a third unidentified body were discovered dead in the vehicle in Sissonville, West Virginia. There was no sign...
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It's best if anda say your opinion

Xbox 360 atau ps3? (Xbox)

Twilight atau Harry Potter? (duh Harry Potter)

Is metal good music? (Of course it is!)

What do anda think of Justin Beiber? atau One Direction? or... um... The Jonas Brothers? (They all suck)

Nintendo atau Sega? (Niiiinnteendooo)

Should gays have rights? (NEVER!)

Should cannabis be legalized? (No Doubt)

Should America have better gun control? (yes)

Should Haiwan have rights? (yep)

Halo atau COD? (Halo)

Is pokemon childish? (no)

Facebook atau twitter? (Facebook)


AND NOW THE ULTIMATE WAY TO START ARGUMENTS ONLINE:

bintang wars atau trek which is better? (STAR WARS!)
posted by Nein-Nein
The Flying Dutchman is a legendary ghost ship that can never make port, doomed to sail the oceans forever. It probably originates from 17th-century nautical folklore. The oldest extant version dates to the late 18th century.
Sightings in the 19th and 20th centuries reported the ship to be glowing with ghostly light. If hailed sejak another ship, the crew of the Flying Dutchman will try to send messages to land, atau to people long dead. In ocean lore, the sight of this phantom ship is a portent of doom
The ship was sailing around the Cape of Good Hope (the southern tip of Africa) when it encountered...
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posted by Nein-Nein
 Reszo Seress, who wrote Gloomy Sunday
Reszo Seress, who wrote Gloomy Sunday
In December, 1932, a down and out Hungarian named Reszo Seress was trying to make a living as a songwriter in Paris, but kept failing miserably. All of his compositions failed to impress the Muzik publishers of France, but Seress carried on chasing his dream nevertheless. He was determined to become an internationally famous songwriter. His girlfriend had constant rows with him over the insecurity of his ambitious life. She urged him to get a full-time 9 to 5 job, but Seress was uncompromising. He told her he was to be a songwriter atau a hobo, and that was that.

One afternoon, things finally...
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My fuckin Little kuda, kuda kecil be a funky-ass brand of plastic ponies produced since 1983 sejak tha toy manufacturer Hasbro. Marketed primarily ta hoes, tha ponies feature colorful bodies n' manes n' a unique symbol on one and both sidez of they flanks, referred ta up in tha two most baru-baru ini generations as "cutie marks". My fuckin lil kuda, kuda kecil was again revamped up in tha mid-2000z wit freshly smoked up n' mo' modern looks ta appeal ta a whole freshly smoked up market.
Followin tha original gangsta My fuckin Pretty kuda, kuda kecil toy, introduced up in 1981, My fuckin Little kuda, kuda kecil was launched up in 1983 n' tha line became ghettofab durin tha 1980s. Da original gangsta toy line ran from 1983 ta 1995 (1992 up in tha US), n' inspired animated specials, a animated feature length film n' three animated televizzle series.
Da toy line had a lata release up in Japan, sejak Takara up in tha '80s durin Generation 1, n' sejak Takara Tomy up in 2006 fo' a period of time.
Ok I noticed a lot of artikel-artikel about things guys should know about girls. Well half that stuff would make tomboys/skaters like me punch themselves. Well here's some Rawak useful stuff
1) do not ever call us "cute" names in front of our friends. Like calling us babe atau something is ok, but think about what we can't call anda sejak your friends.

2) if we're your best Friends and anda go out with a hyper girly girl, we only pretend to be happy for you.

3) if anda go out with another tomboy atau skater atau emo, there's a good chance we are happy for you, but we secretly want anda lebih than anda know.

4) we don't...
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posted by Irk_Invader_Eve
AGONY
I am here. I am everywhere
Every place you've been I have waited
Every face you've seen I have worn
I have not one name but thousands
I come on the wings of an epidemic
Of a massacre
A lone scream in the night
Announced sejak the distant thunder of a war
or the bleat of the slaughtered calf
I visit the dying in their burning skin
Devour the bodies of the sick
I crush the hearts of the hopeful as I dance on the backs of the weak
Your greatest fears are my delight
With your cries anda invite me in
I am the betrayal anda could not have seen
The killer anda thought anda knew
One hari I will be your mother atau your...
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These are supposedly actual answering machine announcements.

1. My wife and I can't come to the phone right now, but if you'll leave your name and number, we'll get back to anda as soon as we're finished.

2. A is for academics, B is for beer. One of those reasons is why we're not here. So, leave a message.

3. Hi. This is John: If anda are the phone company, I already sent the money. If anda are my parents, please send money. If anda are my financial aid institution, anda didn't lend me enough money. If anda are my friends, anda owe me money. If anda are a female, don't worry, I have plenty of money.

4....
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posted by AngelFaceBarbie
This is my bahagian, atas 14 fave sayings and Petikan :) Enjoy xx

14. anda got to swim out of your comfort zone to catch the wave thats going to change your life -Unknown
13.Sometimes your knight in shining armour, is just an idiot wrapped in tin foil -Unknown
12."God heals and the doctors takes the fee" -Unknown
11.Ever notice that "what the hell" is always the right decision -Marilyn Monroe
10.Remember the days when blackberry and epal, apple where just Buah -Unknown
9.When guys get jealous, its kinda cute. When girls get jealous, World War 3 is about to start -Unknown
8.You know youre in Cinta when anda cant fall...
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Snowfall_______________________________________________________
People Key
Apolla=Goku Gaden=Vegeta Kelvin=Piccolo Leonzio=Yamcha Pablo=Dende Yajira=Bulma
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~~ =Memories
The snow, it glittered like delicate diamonds against the night sky. The ocean, it roared like an ever persistent beast unable to rest, crashing in waves upon waves against the rock. And the sky, oh the sky. It was grey with its predominant clouds rolling and turning, ever in their turmoil. But yet, the snow, it continued to fall and it remained pure and fragile.

"Apolla."...
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posted by LizzyTheCat
1.Hum loudly in class and when he/she tells 'the person who is humming' to keep quiet-stop but then carry on two minit later.

2.Tap your foot loudly when he/she is grading tests.

3.While he/she is busy explaining something, have a huge coughing fit (make sure it's loud) and don't let her finish a sentence.

4.Push your chair in and pull it out, non-stop.

5.Sigh loudly while he/she is explaining something and look longingly at a clock (or your watch if anda are wearing one) and then look out the window and sigh again.

6.Pretend to be asleep during a lesson and when anda get woken up, scream loudly...
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posted by dizzydiscgirl
Hi peeps, I just had an idea so I made a spur of the moment article!!!
So, what you've gotta do is write a single word in the komen box (make sure it's relevant to the one above it!) and eventually it will make a story!!!
E.g:
There
Once
Was
A
Carrot
Called
Bill!

Get it? Ok, the starting word is...
Who




Ghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghhghg



Just filling up angkasa so the artikel will ACTUALLY POST HOW LONG DOES THIS THING HAVE TO BE?!?!?
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hei everyone, I just joined.

I stumbled upon this while surfing the net. I'm posting the ones I thought were the funniest. (I'm not the penulis of any, of course, and I don't know whom to credit.) Hope anda like it.


Three things are certain: 
Death, taxes, and Lost data. 
Guess which has occurred.

Everything is gone; 
Your life's work has been destroyed. 
Squeeze trigger (yes/no)?

The code was willing, 
It considered your request, 
But the chips were weak. 

Windows NT crashed. 
I am the Blue Screen of Death. 
No one hears your screams. 

Errors have occurred. 
We won't tell anda where atau why. 
Lazy...
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posted by hetaliaitaly
One hari there was a little girl called Emily She had a toy doll the doll seemed so normal but with one exception it was missing a finger one night before Emily went to katil she sat the doll above the fireplace and went to bed.

Emily was fast asleep but then "Emily im in the lounge room coming to get you" Emily thought she was dreaming so she ignored it but then "Emily im on the staircase coming to get you" Emily hid under the covers,

Everything was quiet but then "Emily im in the hall way coming to get you" Each time the voice spoke it got louder Emily was very scared and then "Emily im at your...
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posted by SymmaGirl2
Coffee can reduce the risk of skin cancer.
Ancient Rome is now a micronation
No matter what your language teacher tells you, short sentences are important in Penulisan and are not mistakes atau bad.
Sealand now has eight official citizens
Ice cream is Italian food
Fortune cookies, biskut are Japanese, not Chinese
Hatsune Miku was NOT the first Vocaloid, Leon and Lola were
Thunder is a natural sonic boom
The speed of sound is 330 miles per second
Infrared light was first used in WWII
Schrödinger's Cat is a physics paradox
Weak force is a billion trillion trillion times stronger than gravity
People are actually obsessed...
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posted by littleangel0520
1)
'It is an unfortunate fact that we can secure peace only sejak preparing for war'
- John f. Kennedy
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2)
'Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety - nine percent perspiration'
- Thomas Edison
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3)
'Impossible is a word only to be found in the dictionary of fools'
- Napolean Bonaparte
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4)
'The child is father of man'
- William Wordsworth
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5)
The government of people, sejak the people, for the people shall...
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1. When a twilight peminat says 'twilight rocks' say 'rocks made of twilight?'
2. Go up to a twilight fan, scream 'Bella! Bella! BELLA!!!! YOU'RE AWESOME!!!!' when they say 'I know right!' say 'Oh no I meant Bellatrix'
3. Ask them all soalan about twilight that anda can think of. When they ask why say 'I'm doing a book lapor on the most boring buku of the world'
4. Get all the boys and twilight haters (better for them to be Harry Potter fans) to start saying 'Edward, Edwardo, Eddibear, sparkle sparkle'
5. Say that anda hate Stephanie Meyer, she's a horrible penulis and her buku make want to poke...
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