1) Have an uncontrollable lusting for someone else every five minutes.
2) Pretend to be from different ethnic backgrounds every hour.
3) Improvise Italian operas.
4) Gossip about someone to their face.
5) Answer every soalan with a question.
6) Repeat yourself constantly.
7) Act like a member of the opposite sex.
Cool Repeat yourself constantly.
9) Act like Mr. Flanders from The Simpsons.
10) Repeat yourself constantly.
11) Change what anda repeat every now and then.
12) Use homonyms in your e-male that the spell cheque would knot sea as miss steaks.
13) Change what anda repeat every now and then.
14) Talk to someone while looking at somebody else.
15) Employ in your casual banter extensive vocabulary that will befuddle thy contemporaries.
16) Change what anda repeat every now and then.
17) One word: Caffeine.
1Cool Another word atau two: Caffeine and Sugar.
19) stringwhateveryousayintoonelongwordsoitshardtomakeoutwhatyou'resaying.
20) Using non-existent words like George belukar, bush would.
21) Change what anda repeat again.
22) Speak in rapid Spanish.
23) Pretend not to know about the rule of personal space.
24) When doing number 23, pretend to have a heavy nose cold causing anda to breathe heavily through your mouth. Sneeze occasionally.
25) Change what anda repeat again.
26) anda are better than everybody else. Let them know so.
27) Rudely correct everybody's grammar.
2Cool Don't proper grammar use while anda are correcting them.
29) Pretend to be drunk.
30) Groom yourself while standing backwards (towards everybody) in an elevator.
31) Change what anda repeat again.
32) Pretend your name is Cletus-Atkins-Wheatherby-Percival-Smith, and don't answer to anything else.
33) Call everybody anda know Bob atau Georgia. Bob for girls, Georgia for boys.
34) Fine people for stupid things, like being too popular, atau having to many teeth.
35) Change what anda repeat again.
36) For those who wish to annoy, riddles is that in which anda should speak.
37) Lick your lips constantly, Berlakon as if doing so is pleasurable.
3Cool Pretend to be high.
39) Become severely narcoleptic in the middle of a conversazzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
40) Change what anda repeat again.
41) anda ARE the lord of the dance. Never forget that.
42) Speak in Gaelic.
43) Blink rapidly and constantly.
44) Scratch yourself constantly. I am not saying where.
45) Strut.
46) Start repeating what anda say as soon as anda say it.
47) Start repeating what anda say as soon as anda say it.
4Cool Become "The Masked Wedgie Giver."
49) Spend all hari at a fast Makanan restaurant, seeing how long it will take until your free refills cost money.
50) If paged, wait until midnight to answer the call.
51) Construct an elaborate display of ropes in your backyard and tell your neighbors that you're a ''spider person.''
52) When attending a movie you've already seen, yell out: ''Don't let him in! He's the killer!''
53) When buying a goldfish at a pet store, ask the salesperson how often anda should walk it.
54) When in a crowded elevator, say loudly: ''I hope I fixed it this time.''
55) Beep when a large person backs up.
56) Look around suspiciously in public and tell onlookers about the ''little men.''
57) Insist on making inanimate objects ''dance''
5Cool Occasionally talk into your hand in public.
59) Carry a duffel bag onto an elevator, wait until it's full, then ask if anyone knows how to disarm a bomb in less than 19 seconds.
60) When stopped at a traffic light during rush hour, claw desperately at the roof of the car.
61) Insist that someone accompany anda to the public rest room because of Henry, the toilet monster.
62) Insist that life is ''one big musical,'' then try to prove your theory sejak randomly breaking out into song in public.
63) Have this senarai printed on a T-shirt and write above it "Check senarai for Today." Don't let anybody forget that anda have it on.
2) Pretend to be from different ethnic backgrounds every hour.
3) Improvise Italian operas.
4) Gossip about someone to their face.
5) Answer every soalan with a question.
6) Repeat yourself constantly.
7) Act like a member of the opposite sex.
Cool Repeat yourself constantly.
9) Act like Mr. Flanders from The Simpsons.
10) Repeat yourself constantly.
11) Change what anda repeat every now and then.
12) Use homonyms in your e-male that the spell cheque would knot sea as miss steaks.
13) Change what anda repeat every now and then.
14) Talk to someone while looking at somebody else.
15) Employ in your casual banter extensive vocabulary that will befuddle thy contemporaries.
16) Change what anda repeat every now and then.
17) One word: Caffeine.
1Cool Another word atau two: Caffeine and Sugar.
19) stringwhateveryousayintoonelongwordsoitshardtomakeoutwhatyou'resaying.
20) Using non-existent words like George belukar, bush would.
21) Change what anda repeat again.
22) Speak in rapid Spanish.
23) Pretend not to know about the rule of personal space.
24) When doing number 23, pretend to have a heavy nose cold causing anda to breathe heavily through your mouth. Sneeze occasionally.
25) Change what anda repeat again.
26) anda are better than everybody else. Let them know so.
27) Rudely correct everybody's grammar.
2Cool Don't proper grammar use while anda are correcting them.
29) Pretend to be drunk.
30) Groom yourself while standing backwards (towards everybody) in an elevator.
31) Change what anda repeat again.
32) Pretend your name is Cletus-Atkins-Wheatherby-Percival-Smith, and don't answer to anything else.
33) Call everybody anda know Bob atau Georgia. Bob for girls, Georgia for boys.
34) Fine people for stupid things, like being too popular, atau having to many teeth.
35) Change what anda repeat again.
36) For those who wish to annoy, riddles is that in which anda should speak.
37) Lick your lips constantly, Berlakon as if doing so is pleasurable.
3Cool Pretend to be high.
39) Become severely narcoleptic in the middle of a conversazzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
40) Change what anda repeat again.
41) anda ARE the lord of the dance. Never forget that.
42) Speak in Gaelic.
43) Blink rapidly and constantly.
44) Scratch yourself constantly. I am not saying where.
45) Strut.
46) Start repeating what anda say as soon as anda say it.
47) Start repeating what anda say as soon as anda say it.
4Cool Become "The Masked Wedgie Giver."
49) Spend all hari at a fast Makanan restaurant, seeing how long it will take until your free refills cost money.
50) If paged, wait until midnight to answer the call.
51) Construct an elaborate display of ropes in your backyard and tell your neighbors that you're a ''spider person.''
52) When attending a movie you've already seen, yell out: ''Don't let him in! He's the killer!''
53) When buying a goldfish at a pet store, ask the salesperson how often anda should walk it.
54) When in a crowded elevator, say loudly: ''I hope I fixed it this time.''
55) Beep when a large person backs up.
56) Look around suspiciously in public and tell onlookers about the ''little men.''
57) Insist on making inanimate objects ''dance''
5Cool Occasionally talk into your hand in public.
59) Carry a duffel bag onto an elevator, wait until it's full, then ask if anyone knows how to disarm a bomb in less than 19 seconds.
60) When stopped at a traffic light during rush hour, claw desperately at the roof of the car.
61) Insist that someone accompany anda to the public rest room because of Henry, the toilet monster.
62) Insist that life is ''one big musical,'' then try to prove your theory sejak randomly breaking out into song in public.
63) Have this senarai printed on a T-shirt and write above it "Check senarai for Today." Don't let anybody forget that anda have it on.
