Rawak Article: The Kid From Jersey Is HOT

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posted by Riah

Here are a series of Pointless questions.feel free to comment. :)
AND snappy PICKUP LINES!
Whats the worst thing anda have done in the bathroom?
L-Jack off to u :)
M-Lookd at anda and puked. :p

What turns anda on?
L-..u
M-sadly.....lindsy lohan?

Worst thing to do In public?
L-hmm...
M- get a boner cuz of ya ;x

Who's your Daddy?
L-Gabe
M-Shud have been a smurf

hmmmmmm.....

kacang, kacang tanah mentega and..?
L- lube
M- Smores :)

Dont trust a..?
L-preggo chicks bf
M- HOE!

Worst thing a guy can do on a first date?
L-say "I rather do Edward Cullen"
M-pick his teeth and try to Ciuman you?

I wana..?
L-Fuck anda :)
M-TOUCH YOU

But..Y?

L-Cuz...
..UR SEXY :p
M-You got the right stuff?

PICKUP LINES :)

1-Your rubber Im Glue.Lets face it I wana be on you.
2-I'd like to feel anda from the inside
3-Are anda tierd cuz youve been running threw my mind all night
4-What Turns anda On?
A- The fact that its cold outside and i can see threw your baju i find anda rather perky.\

5-Where wud anda like to go tonight
A-I'd say Lets go to the Filem then we can watch Rawak people speak but i wont look away from ur beautiful eyes.I'd buy anda some candy.How about a lolipop?
6-Call me DADDY and I'll give anda a spanking.
7-You turn my soft wear into HARD wear
8-Like flo rida berkata it so well..Babby id like to c ur head spin right round...right round :p
9-Do anda think strap ons are groovy
10-Back that thing up!!!!

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skipperluvs Huh? (confused :D )

dropddead good times :)

Riah good times ILY ;p

bubblykat91 omg this is HILARIOUS. thanks for the entertainment, my lovelies!!

dropddead Jus for u kat. ily :)

Riah any mini mini...MO Your mother was a...HOE he was a famous clown...BOBO

bubblykat91 WHAT THE HECKKERS?!?!?!?!?!

Riah hahahahaha.heckers?????lmfao.u dork kat!

nsing If you were a buger,Id PICK YOU>

Riah something something something...army.id like to blow u up. :) lol

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Loyalty Petikan

posted by IloveMyLord

The scholar does not consider emas and jade to be precious treasures, but loyalty and good faith.
Confucius
Loyalty to petrified opinion never yet broke a chain atau freed a human soul.
Mark Twain
An ounce of loyalty is worth a pound of cleverness.
Elbert Green Hubbard

Loyalty means nothing unless it has at its hati, tengah-tengah the absolute principle of self-sacrifice.
Woodrow T. Wilson
Loyalty ... is a realization that America was born of revolt, flourished in dissent, became great through experimentation.
Henry S. Commager
Total loyalty is possible only when fidelity is emptied of all concrete content, from...

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How to be annoying at a Funeral

posted by ShadowProve13

Tell the undertaker that he can't close the coffin until anda find your contact lens.

Punch the body and tell people that he hit anda first.

Tell the widow that you're the deceased's gay lover.

Ask someone to take a snapshot of anda shaking hands with the deceased.

At the cemetery, play taps on a kazoo.

Walk around tellin people that you've seen the will and they're not in it.

Ask the widow to give anda a kiss.

Drive behind the widow's limo and keep honking your horn.

Tell the undertaker that your dog just died and ask if he can sneak him into the coffin.

Put a hard-boiled egg in the mouth of the...