1. Ask him why he 'doesn't have such a cool scar?'
2. Laugh at him.
3. Wake him up sejak Singing pantai Boys songs in his ear. 'Round, round, get around, I get around...'
4. Knit him things. Really hideous things.
5. Give him kangaroo-ears for a month.
6. Smile during Death Eater meetings and say anda taught him everything he knows.
7. Chew bubblegum all the time. Should he address you, your only response will be a series of huge bubbles in quick succession, the last of which will burst everywhere and make a mess.
8. Dance the Funky Chicken.
9. Ask him when was the last time he took a bath.
10. Pat him on the head and give him Bunga when his plans are foiled yet again.
11. If anda ever need to say 'Like taking Kandi from a baby', be sure to add 'Of course, SOME of us might find that harder than others.' Stare pointedly at him.
12. Play 'knock-&-run' at his bedchamber door late at night.
13. Call him 'The-Man-Who-Let-the-Boy-Live.'
14. Ask why the Dark Mark couldn't look like something 'more socially acceptable?'
15. Insist that anda have met chunks of cheese with lebih cunning plans than his.
16. Pinch him. Make sure he squeals.
17. Be cheerful.
18. When he tries to impress anda with his powers, say 'Awwwww, lookit. Voldie's got a twiggle!'
19. Try to teach him to play a mouth organ.
20. Roll your eyes during plotting sessions and say things under your breath like 'You're the boss, boss' atau 'It's your funeral.'
21. Greet him in the mornings with a sarcastic 'My sir, anda look particularly menacing today.'
22. Taunt him about his middle name. 'Marvolo? What's that - a washing detergent?'
23. Keep a 'good-behaviour chart'. Award points and give out emas stars.
24. Magic-marker Potter-style glasses on him while he sleeps.
25. Apparate into and out of his room rapidly. Do this non-stop for an hour. *poof* there *poof* gone *poof* there...
26. Play cards with him. Tell him he has no poker-face and how does he expect to rule supreme without one?
27. Let off party-poppers in his face whenever the urge strikes you.
28. 'Did anda even HAVE a girlfriend? Like, ever?'
29. Get a pair of finger puppets closely resembling himself and Harry Potter. Re-enact all of Harry's victories over him in a spectacularly childish way. Be sure to give them both squeaky voices.
30. Anytime he enters any room, insist on entering first and announcing him grandly.
31. In these announcements, fake a trumpet noise and give him an equally fake drumroll.
32. Exclaim sarcastically 'You're breakin' my little hati, tengah-tengah here, O Dark One' whenever he starts to talk of what caused him to become who he is.
33. Encourage him to 'think happy thoughts!'
34. Ask him to give anda written summaries of his sinister plots for revenge and war. Correct his spelling.
35. Mock his choice of Quirrell as a 'host.'
36. Tell anda think a yoga class could 'cure him of his wicked ways.'
37. Get the song 'Mr. Tambourine Man' stuck in his head.
38. If he's having evil-plotter's-block in one of his scheming sessions, 'Wingardium Leviosa' a light bulb to float above his head. Turn it on. Look offended when he gets angry and say anda thought anda were helping!
39. Tell him constantly to stop repressing his anger.
40. Buy him a stress ball.
41. Hint that he is only a character in a book and will never triumph.
42. Call him Tommy-boy.
43. If you're feeling gutsy, call him Voldie-poo.
44. Whack him in the arm and say 'mosquito' - every few minutes.
45. Say he 'looked better under the turban.'
46. Eat his pet snake. Offer him some.
47. Endeavour to teach him to steeple his fingers, lean back and say 'Eeeexcellent'.
48. Start drawing outlandish parallels between his life story and 'Star Wars'. Talk at great length.
49. Be generally in awe of him and never look away.
50. 'Imperio' his Death Eaters into a rousing chorus of 'All Things Bright And Beautiful.'
51. pancuran, pancuran mandian him with confetti and rice, anytime anda think he needs to make a 'grand entry.'
52. Paint all the Death Eater masks with bright colours and glitter.
53. Throw him a 'Carebears'-themed birthday party.
54. Tell him what Snape's really up to.
55. Politely exclaim now and again that anda don't know how he can be so afraid of dear old Dumbles.
56. Sing 'California Dreamin' at the bahagian, atas of your lungs when he's trying to have an 'evil moment.'
57. Should anda ever be eating with him - drum tunes with your cutlery, play with your Makanan and blow bubbles in your Chocolate milk.
58. Ask him to dance a polka with you.
59. Work cutesy phrases like 'pushing-up-daisies' and 'smooth-as-a-baby's-bottom' into conversation as much as possible.
60. Ask him if he's sure 'the whole evil-maniac-out-for-power-and-revenge thing isn't getting a bit old?'
61. Get him to play 'Twister' with you.
62. Tell him anda know this great therapist in London....
63. Throw Tupperware parties. Insist he sit through them.
64. Tell him you've met plently of people lebih evil than he.
65. Hide his teddy bear. That ALWAYS makes him cry.
66. Get him a plant. Act mortally offended when he doesn't water it and it dies.
67. Steal, snap and bury his wand.
68. Tell him Lucius did it.
69. Give Rita Skeeter full knowledge of his whereabouts and contact details.
70. Remind him that he isn't even really alive.
71. Write him a theme song. Start Singing it whenever he is about to do atau say something particularly clever and nasty.
72. Offer to sacrifice Draco Malfoy 'to the cause.'
73. Insist on Membaca him bedtime stories. Include 'The Ugly Duckling.'
74. Make vague allusions to Harry Potter being his son.
75. When he's done something particularly nasty - menyeberang, cross your arms, waggle a finger and say 'Now now, do anda really think Salazar would have approved of that?'
76. Ask him how he can possibly wish to harm a single hair on the head of 'that sweet, innocent, cute little boy.'
77. Tell him Wormtail has a crush on him.
78. Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with prophecy."
79. Leave disgusting and rotting dead things near him. Insist that it is 'Aromatherapy.'
80. Begin any soalan anda ask him with 'Riddle me this!' Emphasis on Riddle.
81. Do not EVER act in the slightest way intimidated sejak him. Treat him as anda would an eccentric aquaintance.
82. Cuddle him at Rawak moments.
83. Sign him up for Little-League.
84. Ask him why he's afraid of a frail old man with a beard the size of a beehive and can't fight babies.
85. Throw biscuits at him. Constantly.
86. Tell him anda think evil master plans of world domination are 'kind of girlie.'
87. Quote Argus Filch. Insist HE will one hari rule the wizarding world.
88. Wonder aloud whether the name Voldemort commands as much respect as, say, Potter atau Dumbledore.
89. Mimic everything he says in a sing-song voice.
90. Mimic everything he does with exaggerated limb-movements.
91. Write sonnets for him.
92. Insist he help anda with the newspaper crossword every morning.
93. Follow a few paces behind him, spraying everything he touches with a can of disinfectant.
94. Tell people he's 'really just a big softie.'
95. Psychoanalyze him. Conclude that he is 'mildy depressed' and 'a bit of a control-freak.'
96. Mock his baldness.
97. Smile and say loudly 'Who loves you, Volders?' at inopportune moments. (Ie: another of his attempted 'evil moments')
98. Get him drunk.
99. Drag out a banjo at Death Eater revels and start playing 'Kumbayah.'
100. Let him catch anda trying on Death Eater robes.
101. Be Harry Potter. Be alive.
102. As he's plotting dark deeds, pretend to cough and mutter things like 'Not gonna work, atau 'stupid.'
103. Call him 'Champ' atau 'Tiger.' Refer to yourself as 'Coach.'
104. Three words: Potter Puppet Pals.
105. Ask him where he gets his garlic-scented soap.
106. Ask him to dye Easter eggs with you.
107. ..at Christmas.
108. Make him dance in the rain with you.
109. Insist that this is to cleanse his soul.
110. "Accidentally" schedule him a him a haircut.
111. ..even though he's bald.
112. Be offended sejak everything he says.
113. When he gives anda an order, stare at him blankly and drool.
114. Invite him to go streaking.
115. Kill Harry.
116. On the seterusnya Valentine's Day, decorate his lair.
117. ..make sure the decorations are merah jambu and frilly.
118. Tell him that getting the same plastic surgeon as Michael Jackson was definitely a bad idea.
119. Paint his fingernails hot merah jambu while he's sleeping, then place a permanent sticking charm on them so he can't remove the color.
120. Whenever anda look at him cover your eyes with your hands and scream "IT BURNS!!!"
121. Bake him scar shaped cookies, but insist it wasn't purposeful.
122. Trade his black robes in for merah jambu pajamas.
123. Insist that it's opposite hari and paint a lightning bolt on his forehead.
2. Laugh at him.
3. Wake him up sejak Singing pantai Boys songs in his ear. 'Round, round, get around, I get around...'
4. Knit him things. Really hideous things.
5. Give him kangaroo-ears for a month.
6. Smile during Death Eater meetings and say anda taught him everything he knows.
7. Chew bubblegum all the time. Should he address you, your only response will be a series of huge bubbles in quick succession, the last of which will burst everywhere and make a mess.
8. Dance the Funky Chicken.
9. Ask him when was the last time he took a bath.
10. Pat him on the head and give him Bunga when his plans are foiled yet again.
11. If anda ever need to say 'Like taking Kandi from a baby', be sure to add 'Of course, SOME of us might find that harder than others.' Stare pointedly at him.
12. Play 'knock-&-run' at his bedchamber door late at night.
13. Call him 'The-Man-Who-Let-the-Boy-Live.'
14. Ask why the Dark Mark couldn't look like something 'more socially acceptable?'
15. Insist that anda have met chunks of cheese with lebih cunning plans than his.
16. Pinch him. Make sure he squeals.
17. Be cheerful.
18. When he tries to impress anda with his powers, say 'Awwwww, lookit. Voldie's got a twiggle!'
19. Try to teach him to play a mouth organ.
20. Roll your eyes during plotting sessions and say things under your breath like 'You're the boss, boss' atau 'It's your funeral.'
21. Greet him in the mornings with a sarcastic 'My sir, anda look particularly menacing today.'
22. Taunt him about his middle name. 'Marvolo? What's that - a washing detergent?'
23. Keep a 'good-behaviour chart'. Award points and give out emas stars.
24. Magic-marker Potter-style glasses on him while he sleeps.
25. Apparate into and out of his room rapidly. Do this non-stop for an hour. *poof* there *poof* gone *poof* there...
26. Play cards with him. Tell him he has no poker-face and how does he expect to rule supreme without one?
27. Let off party-poppers in his face whenever the urge strikes you.
28. 'Did anda even HAVE a girlfriend? Like, ever?'
29. Get a pair of finger puppets closely resembling himself and Harry Potter. Re-enact all of Harry's victories over him in a spectacularly childish way. Be sure to give them both squeaky voices.
30. Anytime he enters any room, insist on entering first and announcing him grandly.
31. In these announcements, fake a trumpet noise and give him an equally fake drumroll.
32. Exclaim sarcastically 'You're breakin' my little hati, tengah-tengah here, O Dark One' whenever he starts to talk of what caused him to become who he is.
33. Encourage him to 'think happy thoughts!'
34. Ask him to give anda written summaries of his sinister plots for revenge and war. Correct his spelling.
35. Mock his choice of Quirrell as a 'host.'
36. Tell anda think a yoga class could 'cure him of his wicked ways.'
37. Get the song 'Mr. Tambourine Man' stuck in his head.
38. If he's having evil-plotter's-block in one of his scheming sessions, 'Wingardium Leviosa' a light bulb to float above his head. Turn it on. Look offended when he gets angry and say anda thought anda were helping!
39. Tell him constantly to stop repressing his anger.
40. Buy him a stress ball.
41. Hint that he is only a character in a book and will never triumph.
42. Call him Tommy-boy.
43. If you're feeling gutsy, call him Voldie-poo.
44. Whack him in the arm and say 'mosquito' - every few minutes.
45. Say he 'looked better under the turban.'
46. Eat his pet snake. Offer him some.
47. Endeavour to teach him to steeple his fingers, lean back and say 'Eeeexcellent'.
48. Start drawing outlandish parallels between his life story and 'Star Wars'. Talk at great length.
49. Be generally in awe of him and never look away.
50. 'Imperio' his Death Eaters into a rousing chorus of 'All Things Bright And Beautiful.'
51. pancuran, pancuran mandian him with confetti and rice, anytime anda think he needs to make a 'grand entry.'
52. Paint all the Death Eater masks with bright colours and glitter.
53. Throw him a 'Carebears'-themed birthday party.
54. Tell him what Snape's really up to.
55. Politely exclaim now and again that anda don't know how he can be so afraid of dear old Dumbles.
56. Sing 'California Dreamin' at the bahagian, atas of your lungs when he's trying to have an 'evil moment.'
57. Should anda ever be eating with him - drum tunes with your cutlery, play with your Makanan and blow bubbles in your Chocolate milk.
58. Ask him to dance a polka with you.
59. Work cutesy phrases like 'pushing-up-daisies' and 'smooth-as-a-baby's-bottom' into conversation as much as possible.
60. Ask him if he's sure 'the whole evil-maniac-out-for-power-and-revenge thing isn't getting a bit old?'
61. Get him to play 'Twister' with you.
62. Tell him anda know this great therapist in London....
63. Throw Tupperware parties. Insist he sit through them.
64. Tell him you've met plently of people lebih evil than he.
65. Hide his teddy bear. That ALWAYS makes him cry.
66. Get him a plant. Act mortally offended when he doesn't water it and it dies.
67. Steal, snap and bury his wand.
68. Tell him Lucius did it.
69. Give Rita Skeeter full knowledge of his whereabouts and contact details.
70. Remind him that he isn't even really alive.
71. Write him a theme song. Start Singing it whenever he is about to do atau say something particularly clever and nasty.
72. Offer to sacrifice Draco Malfoy 'to the cause.'
73. Insist on Membaca him bedtime stories. Include 'The Ugly Duckling.'
74. Make vague allusions to Harry Potter being his son.
75. When he's done something particularly nasty - menyeberang, cross your arms, waggle a finger and say 'Now now, do anda really think Salazar would have approved of that?'
76. Ask him how he can possibly wish to harm a single hair on the head of 'that sweet, innocent, cute little boy.'
77. Tell him Wormtail has a crush on him.
78. Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with prophecy."
79. Leave disgusting and rotting dead things near him. Insist that it is 'Aromatherapy.'
80. Begin any soalan anda ask him with 'Riddle me this!' Emphasis on Riddle.
81. Do not EVER act in the slightest way intimidated sejak him. Treat him as anda would an eccentric aquaintance.
82. Cuddle him at Rawak moments.
83. Sign him up for Little-League.
84. Ask him why he's afraid of a frail old man with a beard the size of a beehive and can't fight babies.
85. Throw biscuits at him. Constantly.
86. Tell him anda think evil master plans of world domination are 'kind of girlie.'
87. Quote Argus Filch. Insist HE will one hari rule the wizarding world.
88. Wonder aloud whether the name Voldemort commands as much respect as, say, Potter atau Dumbledore.
89. Mimic everything he says in a sing-song voice.
90. Mimic everything he does with exaggerated limb-movements.
91. Write sonnets for him.
92. Insist he help anda with the newspaper crossword every morning.
93. Follow a few paces behind him, spraying everything he touches with a can of disinfectant.
94. Tell people he's 'really just a big softie.'
95. Psychoanalyze him. Conclude that he is 'mildy depressed' and 'a bit of a control-freak.'
96. Mock his baldness.
97. Smile and say loudly 'Who loves you, Volders?' at inopportune moments. (Ie: another of his attempted 'evil moments')
98. Get him drunk.
99. Drag out a banjo at Death Eater revels and start playing 'Kumbayah.'
100. Let him catch anda trying on Death Eater robes.
101. Be Harry Potter. Be alive.
102. As he's plotting dark deeds, pretend to cough and mutter things like 'Not gonna work, atau 'stupid.'
103. Call him 'Champ' atau 'Tiger.' Refer to yourself as 'Coach.'
104. Three words: Potter Puppet Pals.
105. Ask him where he gets his garlic-scented soap.
106. Ask him to dye Easter eggs with you.
107. ..at Christmas.
108. Make him dance in the rain with you.
109. Insist that this is to cleanse his soul.
110. "Accidentally" schedule him a him a haircut.
111. ..even though he's bald.
112. Be offended sejak everything he says.
113. When he gives anda an order, stare at him blankly and drool.
114. Invite him to go streaking.
115. Kill Harry.
116. On the seterusnya Valentine's Day, decorate his lair.
117. ..make sure the decorations are merah jambu and frilly.
118. Tell him that getting the same plastic surgeon as Michael Jackson was definitely a bad idea.
119. Paint his fingernails hot merah jambu while he's sleeping, then place a permanent sticking charm on them so he can't remove the color.
120. Whenever anda look at him cover your eyes with your hands and scream "IT BURNS!!!"
121. Bake him scar shaped cookies, but insist it wasn't purposeful.
122. Trade his black robes in for merah jambu pajamas.
123. Insist that it's opposite hari and paint a lightning bolt on his forehead.
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as a human
as an angel
Hello!Welcome to soalan with me!Okay first question:Uhm there's no name on here,okay well i says:Q:Why does TV Have commercials?A:good question!
answer is:WHY IS THE FREAKING SKY BLUE?GOD SHUT UP!
What do anda think?Give your opinion in the comments!
And put your soalan in the komen-komen and I'll answer one tomorrow!Bye!
IGNORE THIS PART!(I GOTTA MAKE IT LONGER!)
Yeah Remember TO komen YOUR QUESTION!I WILL TRY AND ANSWER ONE,EITHER LATER TODAY,OR TOMORROW!
SO I GOTTA MAKE THIS THING LONGER (idk why)But yup!
Gah gotta make it longer!ARG!Oh well!
answer is:WHY IS THE FREAKING SKY BLUE?GOD SHUT UP!
What do anda think?Give your opinion in the comments!
And put your soalan in the komen-komen and I'll answer one tomorrow!Bye!
IGNORE THIS PART!(I GOTTA MAKE IT LONGER!)
Yeah Remember TO komen YOUR QUESTION!I WILL TRY AND ANSWER ONE,EITHER LATER TODAY,OR TOMORROW!
SO I GOTTA MAKE THIS THING LONGER (idk why)But yup!
Gah gotta make it longer!ARG!Oh well!
what if kambing biri-biri where one of us do do do
a simple slob like one of us do do do
i don't live on a farm and i don't have a pet kambing biri-biri but there something about writting Rawak artikel about them i a krave
idiots put them in pies i think that is very disturbing anda wouldn't but a baby in a pie??!!???!!
so what i'm saying is donate £3 a bulan and a kambing biri-biri will be telah diberi a utama and not a pie and anda will get a free adoption pack and a cudderly toy and what eever anda donate shut-your-face fund will triple it
a simple slob like one of us do do do
i don't live on a farm and i don't have a pet kambing biri-biri but there something about writting Rawak artikel about them i a krave
idiots put them in pies i think that is very disturbing anda wouldn't but a baby in a pie??!!???!!
so what i'm saying is donate £3 a bulan and a kambing biri-biri will be telah diberi a utama and not a pie and anda will get a free adoption pack and a cudderly toy and what eever anda donate shut-your-face fund will triple it
1.Ravens
2.Crows
3.Blood
4.Gothic
5.Emo
6.Punk
7.eyes
8.Horror
9.Macabre
10.Death
11.My Chemical Romance
12.wiL Francis
13.Tre Cool(as of three minit ago)
14.werewolves
15.Robert Pattinson
16.Strangeness
17.AFI
18.Fanpop
19.Taking pictures
20.Edgar Allen Poe
21.Stephen King
23.Anne Rice
24.Alfred Hitchcock
25.The Crow
26.Comic Books
27.Cats
28.Cemeteries and graveyards
29.Deviantart
30.Strange fashion
hahahaha,i'm so weird.anyways leave your komen-komen telling me what anda thing
2.Crows
3.Blood
4.Gothic
5.Emo
6.Punk
7.eyes
8.Horror
9.Macabre
10.Death
11.My Chemical Romance
12.wiL Francis
13.Tre Cool(as of three minit ago)
14.werewolves
15.Robert Pattinson
16.Strangeness
17.AFI
18.Fanpop
19.Taking pictures
20.Edgar Allen Poe
21.Stephen King
23.Anne Rice
24.Alfred Hitchcock
25.The Crow
26.Comic Books
27.Cats
28.Cemeteries and graveyards
29.Deviantart
30.Strange fashion
hahahaha,i'm so weird.anyways leave your komen-komen telling me what anda thing
hei hey!!!!!!!!!
Bored online, so I just decided to make a senarai of ikon-ikon I think are really cool. I got all of them from Glitter Graphics.com.
Awesome website people!
Check it out some time!
Why am I typing like this?
I'm taking up space!
They won't let me siarkan the artikel because I don't have enough typed in the artikel space!
Well, haha, Fanpop people!
Haha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Well, I guess this is about it.
Scroll for Rawak insanity!
La
La
Lalala!
Plz comment!!!!!!!!!!
Bored online, so I just decided to make a senarai of ikon-ikon I think are really cool. I got all of them from Glitter Graphics.com.
Awesome website people!
Check it out some time!
Why am I typing like this?
I'm taking up space!
They won't let me siarkan the artikel because I don't have enough typed in the artikel space!
Well, haha, Fanpop people!
Haha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Well, I guess this is about it.
Scroll for Rawak insanity!
La
La
Lalala!
Plz comment!!!!!!!!!!
Sooooooooooo cute!!!!!!
Rain, rain, go away.....
Squee!!!!!
If it's too loud, your too old!
Lost......
People aren't the only ones who suffer! Please help stop animal abuse:'(
Immature is just another word used by people that don't know how to have fun!
Reality bites!
Awwwww:)
<3
Werewolves are better than vampires! Nuff said!
It reminds me of Maximum Ride, my favorite book series!
Love, not gender!
Lol!
They pwn too!
Well my brother was asking me who are the 4 presidents on Mt. Rushmore and I named them all. Then he started saying that Thomas Jefferson invented the toilet and I told him someone else did and then he told me to look it up so I did and it berkata that Thomas Crapper invented the toilet. Isn't there similarities going on.
Thomas [Crapper] and [Toilet]. His last name is what alot of people do in a toilet. I also found out thats why some people call the toilet, "The Crapper". Yeah I laughed really hard when I found that out so if anda don't then anda need to see a doctor!!
Thomas [Crapper] and [Toilet]. His last name is what alot of people do in a toilet. I also found out thats why some people call the toilet, "The Crapper". Yeah I laughed really hard when I found that out so if anda don't then anda need to see a doctor!!
