THINK YOU'RE HAVING A BAD DAY. Check out these actual cases:
api, kebakaran authorities in California found a corpse in a burned-out section
of forest while assessing the damage done sejak a forest fire. The deceased
male was dressed in a full wet suit, complete with scuba tanks on his
back, flippers, and face mask.
A postmortem test revealed that the man died not from burns, but from
massive internal injuries. Dental records provided a positive
identification. Investigators then set about to determine how a fully
clothed diver ended up in the middle of a forest fire.
It was revealed that on the hari of the fire, the man went diving off
the coast, some 20 miles from the forest. The api, kebakaran fighters, seeking to control
the api, kebakaran as quickly as possible, had called in a fleet of helicopters with very
large dip buckets. Water was dipped from the ocean and emptied at the site
of the forest fire.
anda guessed it. One minit our diver was making like Flipper in the
Pacific, the next, he was doing the breast stroke in a api, kebakaran dip bucket
300 feet in the air.
Some days it just doesn't pay to get out of bed.
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Still think you're having a bad day?
A man was working on his motorcycle on the patio; his wife was nearby
in the kitchen. While racing the engine, the motorcycle accidentally
slipped into gear. The man, still 1 holding onto the handlebars, was
dragged along as it burst through the glass patio doors.
His wife, hearing the crash, ran in the room to find her husband cut
and bleeding, the motorcycle, and the shattered patio door. She called for
an ambulans and, because the house sat on a fairly large hill, went
down the several flights of stairs to meet the paramedics and escort them to
her husband.
While the attendants were memuatkan her husband, the wife managed to
right the motorcycle and push it outside. She also quickly blotted up
the spilled gasoline with some paper towels and tossed them into the
toilet.
After being treated and released, the man returned home, looked at the
shattered patio door and the damage done to his motorcycle. He went
into the bathroom and consoled himself with a cigarette while attending to
his business. About to stand, he flipped the butt between his legs.
The wife, who was in the kitchen, heard a loud explosion and her
husband screaming. Finding him lying on the bathroom floor with his trousers
blown away and burns on his buttocks, legs and groin, she once again
phoned for an ambulance. The same paramedic crew was dispatched. As the
paramedics carried the man down the stairs to the ambulans they asked
the wife how he had come to burn himself. She told them. They started
laughing so hard, one slipped. They dropped the stretcher and dumped
the husband out. He fell down the remaining stairs, breaking his arm.
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Still having a bad day? Just remember, it could be worse...
The average cost of rehabilitating a meterai after the Exxon Valdez oil
spill in Alaska was $80,000. At a special ceremony, two of the most
expensively saved Haiwan were being released back into the wild amid
cheers and applause from onlookers. A minit later, in full view, a
killer ikan paus ate them both.
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Still think anda are having a bad day?
A woman came utama to find her husband in the dapur shaking
frantically, almost in a dancing frenzy, with some kind of wire running from his
waist towards the electric kettle. Intending to jolt him away from the
deadly current, she whacked him with a handy plank of wood, breaking his arm
in two places. Up to that moment, he had been happily listening to his
walkman.
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STILL think you’re having a bad day?
Two animal rights protesters were protesting at the cruelty of sending
pigs to a slaughterhouse in Bonn, Germany. Suddenly, all two thousand
pigs broke loose and escaped through a broken fence, stampeding madly.
The two helpless protesters were trampled to death.
___________________________________________
What?! STILL having a bad day?
Iraqi terrorist Khay Rahnajet didn't pay enough postage on a letter
bomb. It came back with "return to sender" stamped on it. Forgetting it was
the bomb, he opened it and was blown to bits.
There now, feeling better?
api, kebakaran authorities in California found a corpse in a burned-out section
of forest while assessing the damage done sejak a forest fire. The deceased
male was dressed in a full wet suit, complete with scuba tanks on his
back, flippers, and face mask.
A postmortem test revealed that the man died not from burns, but from
massive internal injuries. Dental records provided a positive
identification. Investigators then set about to determine how a fully
clothed diver ended up in the middle of a forest fire.
It was revealed that on the hari of the fire, the man went diving off
the coast, some 20 miles from the forest. The api, kebakaran fighters, seeking to control
the api, kebakaran as quickly as possible, had called in a fleet of helicopters with very
large dip buckets. Water was dipped from the ocean and emptied at the site
of the forest fire.
anda guessed it. One minit our diver was making like Flipper in the
Pacific, the next, he was doing the breast stroke in a api, kebakaran dip bucket
300 feet in the air.
Some days it just doesn't pay to get out of bed.
___________________________________________
Still think you're having a bad day?
A man was working on his motorcycle on the patio; his wife was nearby
in the kitchen. While racing the engine, the motorcycle accidentally
slipped into gear. The man, still 1 holding onto the handlebars, was
dragged along as it burst through the glass patio doors.
His wife, hearing the crash, ran in the room to find her husband cut
and bleeding, the motorcycle, and the shattered patio door. She called for
an ambulans and, because the house sat on a fairly large hill, went
down the several flights of stairs to meet the paramedics and escort them to
her husband.
While the attendants were memuatkan her husband, the wife managed to
right the motorcycle and push it outside. She also quickly blotted up
the spilled gasoline with some paper towels and tossed them into the
toilet.
After being treated and released, the man returned home, looked at the
shattered patio door and the damage done to his motorcycle. He went
into the bathroom and consoled himself with a cigarette while attending to
his business. About to stand, he flipped the butt between his legs.
The wife, who was in the kitchen, heard a loud explosion and her
husband screaming. Finding him lying on the bathroom floor with his trousers
blown away and burns on his buttocks, legs and groin, she once again
phoned for an ambulance. The same paramedic crew was dispatched. As the
paramedics carried the man down the stairs to the ambulans they asked
the wife how he had come to burn himself. She told them. They started
laughing so hard, one slipped. They dropped the stretcher and dumped
the husband out. He fell down the remaining stairs, breaking his arm.
____________________________________________
Still having a bad day? Just remember, it could be worse...
The average cost of rehabilitating a meterai after the Exxon Valdez oil
spill in Alaska was $80,000. At a special ceremony, two of the most
expensively saved Haiwan were being released back into the wild amid
cheers and applause from onlookers. A minit later, in full view, a
killer ikan paus ate them both.
_____________________________________________
Still think anda are having a bad day?
A woman came utama to find her husband in the dapur shaking
frantically, almost in a dancing frenzy, with some kind of wire running from his
waist towards the electric kettle. Intending to jolt him away from the
deadly current, she whacked him with a handy plank of wood, breaking his arm
in two places. Up to that moment, he had been happily listening to his
walkman.
_______________________________________________
STILL think you’re having a bad day?
Two animal rights protesters were protesting at the cruelty of sending
pigs to a slaughterhouse in Bonn, Germany. Suddenly, all two thousand
pigs broke loose and escaped through a broken fence, stampeding madly.
The two helpless protesters were trampled to death.
___________________________________________
What?! STILL having a bad day?
Iraqi terrorist Khay Rahnajet didn't pay enough postage on a letter
bomb. It came back with "return to sender" stamped on it. Forgetting it was
the bomb, he opened it and was blown to bits.
There now, feeling better?
"When There's Nothing Left"
When there's nothing left to give
I will give anda lebih than I ever gave before
When there's nothing left left to say
I'll say it all again, but until then...
And I'll give anda my heart, say I Cinta you
Say I Cinta you
And I'll give anda my heart, say I Cinta you
Oh, cause I do, Jesus
No Muzik to play so I sing anda my own song
Come on and sing along
When there's nothing that remains
anda still stay the same
You're looking so strong
And I'll give anda my heart, say I Cinta you
Say I Cinta you
And I'll give anda my heart, say I Cinta you
Oh, cause I do
And I'll give anda my heart, say I Cinta you
I'm gonna, I'm gonna say I Cinta you
And I'll give anda my heart, say I Cinta you
Oh, cause I do, sweet Jesus
When there's nothing left to give
I will give anda lebih than I ever gave before
I'm gonna give anda my heart
I'm gonna give anda my hati, tengah-tengah
When there's nothing left to give
I will give anda lebih than I ever gave before
When there's nothing left left to say
I'll say it all again, but until then...
And I'll give anda my heart, say I Cinta you
Say I Cinta you
And I'll give anda my heart, say I Cinta you
Oh, cause I do, Jesus
No Muzik to play so I sing anda my own song
Come on and sing along
When there's nothing that remains
anda still stay the same
You're looking so strong
And I'll give anda my heart, say I Cinta you
Say I Cinta you
And I'll give anda my heart, say I Cinta you
Oh, cause I do
And I'll give anda my heart, say I Cinta you
I'm gonna, I'm gonna say I Cinta you
And I'll give anda my heart, say I Cinta you
Oh, cause I do, sweet Jesus
When there's nothing left to give
I will give anda lebih than I ever gave before
I'm gonna give anda my heart
I'm gonna give anda my hati, tengah-tengah
Two little boys were playing together. One little boy saw a nut on the ground. Before he could pick it the other boy took it.
The first boy demanded, “Give me the nut. It’s mine. I only saw it first”.
The other boy replied, “It’s mine. I only took it”.
This lead to a quarrel between these two little boys. Just then a tall boy came that way. Upon seeing the quarrel between the boys, he said, “Give me the nut and I’ll settle your quarrel”.
He perpecahan, berpecah the nut into two parts. He took out the fruit-seed. He gave one half-shell to one boy and the other half-shell to the other. He put the Buah seed into his mouth and said, “This is for settling your quarrel”.
MORAL : When two people quarrel some one else gains.
The first boy demanded, “Give me the nut. It’s mine. I only saw it first”.
The other boy replied, “It’s mine. I only took it”.
This lead to a quarrel between these two little boys. Just then a tall boy came that way. Upon seeing the quarrel between the boys, he said, “Give me the nut and I’ll settle your quarrel”.
He perpecahan, berpecah the nut into two parts. He took out the fruit-seed. He gave one half-shell to one boy and the other half-shell to the other. He put the Buah seed into his mouth and said, “This is for settling your quarrel”.
MORAL : When two people quarrel some one else gains.
1. Looking at a map is an inside joke.
2. anda use the British curse of Makanan and bad tea.
3. anda wear a scarf and when your teachers tell anda to take it off, anda say KOLKOLKOL!
4. anda imagine your kegemaran Hetalia characters Singing your kegemaran songs.
5. Hetalia = your mind.
6. Buono tomato, sos tomato buono tomato, sos tomato buono buono ooh tomato.
7. anda give people names that apply to their traits atau what they eat (ex. potato bastard tomato, sos tomato bastard hamburger jerk)
8. When someone mentions a country, anda say "Yeah, I know! He/she is awesome!"
9. History class is fanfiction class.
10. anda are Membaca this list.
(note: i'm sorry for the crappy list. This is my first artikel on fanpop)
2. anda use the British curse of Makanan and bad tea.
3. anda wear a scarf and when your teachers tell anda to take it off, anda say KOLKOLKOL!
4. anda imagine your kegemaran Hetalia characters Singing your kegemaran songs.
5. Hetalia = your mind.
6. Buono tomato, sos tomato buono tomato, sos tomato buono buono ooh tomato.
7. anda give people names that apply to their traits atau what they eat (ex. potato bastard tomato, sos tomato bastard hamburger jerk)
8. When someone mentions a country, anda say "Yeah, I know! He/she is awesome!"
9. History class is fanfiction class.
10. anda are Membaca this list.
(note: i'm sorry for the crappy list. This is my first artikel on fanpop)
What a Ciuman means.....
+ Ciuman on the stomach = I’m ready
+ Ciuman on the Forehead = I hope we’re together forever
+ Ciuman on the Ear = You're my everything
+ Ciuman on the Cheek = We’re friends
+ Ciuman on the Hand = I adore you
+ Ciuman on the Neck = We belong together
+ Ciuman on the Shoulder = I want you
+ Ciuman on the Lips = I Cinta you
+Laughing while Ciuman = I am completely comfortable with you
What the gesture means…
+ Holding Hands = We definitely Cinta each other
+ Slap on the Butt = That’s mine
+ Holding on tight = I don’t want to let go
+ Looking into each other’s Eyes = I just plain Cinta you
+ Playing with Hair = Tell me anda Cinta me
+ Arms around the Waist = I Cinta anda too much to let go
–ADVICE!–
+ Dont ask for a kiss, take one.
+If anda were thinking about someone while Membaca this, you’re definitely in Love
+ Ciuman on the stomach = I’m ready
+ Ciuman on the Forehead = I hope we’re together forever
+ Ciuman on the Ear = You're my everything
+ Ciuman on the Cheek = We’re friends
+ Ciuman on the Hand = I adore you
+ Ciuman on the Neck = We belong together
+ Ciuman on the Shoulder = I want you
+ Ciuman on the Lips = I Cinta you
+Laughing while Ciuman = I am completely comfortable with you
What the gesture means…
+ Holding Hands = We definitely Cinta each other
+ Slap on the Butt = That’s mine
+ Holding on tight = I don’t want to let go
+ Looking into each other’s Eyes = I just plain Cinta you
+ Playing with Hair = Tell me anda Cinta me
+ Arms around the Waist = I Cinta anda too much to let go
–ADVICE!–
+ Dont ask for a kiss, take one.
+If anda were thinking about someone while Membaca this, you’re definitely in Love
both deadlox and vampire get here now before i start typing Rawak letters!
well seems like i have to!
asdfghjkl qwertyuiop zxcvbnm
as Rawak as i can get!
my friend is going to die tomorrow from excitement.
not telling yew why!
lebih Rawak letters!
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gv fhgbvhygngfdshjklvhfdkjghkjdhgjkfhbjkfvhjkbghfkjdghksflgujiofhuiofsghjklhfkjbghkfh
gfhgkflgjkfhgkjfhgirehuigfhrdkhjgkfhvncnioryoiyhgbnf
gfkhvfjdksahgirhgauiygtfkjgbvkcvhidoshgasdhjkvgfhjakdfghuirabnvkackjdhyguibjkfalruigahjkfahvjkl
deadlox
vampirer04
canal
kitkitty12
other Rawak people!
well seems like i have to!
asdfghjkl qwertyuiop zxcvbnm
as Rawak as i can get!
my friend is going to die tomorrow from excitement.
not telling yew why!
lebih Rawak letters!
sjfhgdcvhjdchgfjvkgdhjkfhujdfhuieryfvbhvbnmfbuietfgjhcjhgfjhdfklsjcjvjfuruchjbhfhjcuvufhhchvjxksieuiubvhchxjzuisuhbhchshyeughvhxhsuru hhdhjdb
gv fhgbvhygngfdshjklvhfdkjghkjdhgjkfhbjkfvhjkbghfkjdghksflgujiofhuiofsghjklhfkjbghkfh
gfhgkflgjkfhgkjfhgirehuigfhrdkhjgkfhvncnioryoiyhgbnf
gfkhvfjdksahgirhgauiygtfkjgbvkcvhidoshgasdhjkvgfhjakdfghuirabnvkackjdhyguibjkfalruigahjkfahvjkl
deadlox
vampirer04
canal
kitkitty12
other Rawak people!