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posted by jessicamc26
A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. The horse falls into a mud hole and is sinking. He calls to the chicken to go and get the farmer to help pull him out to safety. The chicken runs to the farm but the farmer can't be found. So he drives the farmer's Mercedes back to the mud hole and ties some rope around the bumper. He then throws the other end of the rope to his friend, the horse, and drives the car ke hadapan saving him from sinking! A few days later, the chicken and horse were playing in the meadow again and the chicken fell into the mud hole. The chicken yelled to the horse to go and get some help from the farmer. The horse said, "I think I can stand over the hole!" So he stretched over the width of the hole and said, "Grab for my 'thingy' and pull yourself up." And the chicken did and pulled himself to safety. The moral of the story: If anda are hung like a horse, anda don't need a Mercedes to pick up chicks.
A comedic spin on pop culture Vampires and scary Filem in general, tells the story of three teens who believe their new babysitter is a real bloodsucking creature of the night -- and it's now up to them to rid their sleepy little town of the menace.

I Cinta this show, and for the parent freaking out over it being "inappropriate" they have a time on Disney channel for kids it goes to noon. Shouldn't be that hard to avoid a tunjuk that airs late, and its not obscene, and she wasn't "making out" with anyone It was a peck like everything else on Disney. Do yourself a favor and switch to Disney.

Anyway I Cinta this show! So no I guess its not only children that watch the Disney channel. I Cinta the characters. It's interesting and funny, I Cinta that its not a typical Disney comedy and I Cinta that there's no annoying laughter in the background! Anyway I recommend it :)
THIS IS NOT MINE. I got it from Tumblr. x)

The following is an actual soalan telah diberi on a universiti of Washington Chemistry mid-term:

The answer sejak one student was so ‘profound’ that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well :

Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) atau endothermic (absorbs heat)?

Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle’s Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) atau some variant.

One student, however, wrote the following:

First,...
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OW!!!!!!!!!



Shake a chicka.

Ah

As they came into the voodoo
There was sound out...
Like a sheepdog.
He can make up your apartment.
He let the buck stay
On the carpet.
Sharon ate upon the table.
Makin' sushi... was a navel.
So she rented out the bedroom...
She was struck down...
By a centipede.

Annie are anda walking?
So, Annie are anda walking?
Are anda walking Annie?
Annie are anda walking?
So, Annie are anda walking?
Are anda walking?
Annie are anda walking?
-screams- SO, ANNIE ARE anda WALKING???!!!!
ARE anda WALKING ANNIE??????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dramatic choir:
Annie are anda walking?
With your dentist
Are...
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I was scrolling across deviantART, and came across this HIGHLY shocking news that everyone needs to know about right now!

We all know about copyright infringement and the numerous laws preventing us from using copyrighted material. Some sites and companies take these things very seriously if anda do not have permission from berkata company. But there are sites and companies that's only ask that anda give credit where credit is due. Thankfully like DA.

Now, over the past few days I have just been strolling thru the Internet, visiting some of my fav sites to chill on, and every site has been posting...
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posted by smileypop9
Million has 6 zeros
Billion has 9 zeros
Trillion has 12 zeros
Quadrillion has 15 zeros
Quintillion has 18 zeros
Sextillion has 21 zeros
Septillion has 24 zeros
Octillion has 27 zeros
Nonillion has 30 zeros
Decillion has 33 zeros
Undecillion has 36 zeros
Duodecillion has 39 zeros
Tredecillion has 42 zeros
Quattuordecillion has 45 zeros
Quindecillion has 48 zeros
Sexdecillion has 51 zeros
Septendecillion has 54 zeros
Octodecillion has 57 zeros
Novemdecillion has 60 zeros
Vigintillion has 63 zeros
Googol has 100 zeros.
Centillion has 303 zeros (except in Britain, where it has 600 zeros)
Googolplex has a googol of zeros
Gazillion has 86430 zeros
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(CREATED sejak RAE RI, NOT ME)

Chuck Norris can make onions cry.


Chuck Norris can padam the Recycling Bin.


Ghosts are actually caused sejak Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.


Chuck Norris can strangle anda with a cordless phone.


Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.


Chuck Norris once had a hati, tengah-tengah attack; his hati, tengah-tengah lost.


Chuck Norris doesn't turn the light on; he turns the dark off.


The last digit of pi is Chuck Norris. He is the end of all things.


Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd. No one fools Chuck Norris.


When Chuck Norris looks in a mirror, the mirror shatters; not even a mirror is stupid enough to get between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris.


Chuck Norris's tears can cure aids, too bad he never cries. (silvaze9)
INTRO-
She sings the songs that she learns from
Jen and all the cool girls
She doesn't know what they mean
But she doesn't really have a care in the world

PRE-
She turn red then she turned redder
What was so funny?
They whispered fierce words about her
She fakes a smile
Pictures the snickers with laughture

CHORUS1-
I said,
Why do anda always go on?
I got a grip on reality finally
But why should I hold on?
This is too hard for me.
They said;
Didn't your mama ever tell ya?
I thought she'd taught ya well but
You're livin life in a fantasy
Why'd anda treat your life like a dream?

VS1-
She skipped over to the 4th pew
in...
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posted by Shelly_McShelly
If anda tied buttered roti bakar to the back of a cat and dropped it from a height, what would happen?

If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when anda turn on the headlights?

You know how most packages say "Open here". What happens if anda open it somewhere else?

Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?

Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?

Why isn't "palindrome" spelled the same way backwards?

Why is it that when anda transport something sejak car, it's called a shipment, but when anda transport something sejak ship, it's called cargo?

You know that little...
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added by Smilebaby05
Just something I want to experiment with.. Even though it's not October it is kinda Halloweeny...



10: Jack the Ripper:
Let's start with then obvious for a senarai like this, the guy who disemboweled and probably dissected prostitutes, while also Penulisan taunting letters to police. If anda heard of Black Dalia, well this guy did this too 'all' his victims. And as the story goes, he was never found..


9: Jane Topper:
To me there was always disturbing about "Jolly Jane", the nurse was suppose to help people but instead poisons them, and worse still, lies with them as they died. Apparently for sexual...
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I thought I could protect you
From paying for my sins
And I've been walking this earth
Long enough, that death's a gift
(Ohhhh girl)

Been living this life so patient
Until I see anda again
It's war we're facin'
I know that if I die
My only choice is still defending

No matter what they say
My Cinta for anda is
greater than their powers
And their armies from above

You give me strength
I'm with anda either way
If I die
If I stay
Give me strength
I'm with anda either way
Nothing's lost
No lebih pain
Just give me strength

The scars and the wounds
I wear them proud like tattoos
Reminds me that I Lost you
Reminds that I'll be
Living...
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posted by spinner90
Crossword puzzles are drawn puzzles that are usually in the shape of a square atau rectangle. The puzzle is filled with black and white squares. The goal of a crossword puzzle is to fill the white boxes with the jawapan to a series of questions. Most crosswords include numbers in the white squares so the player can match each soalan with a specific answer location. The shaded squares are used to separate the answers. The jawapan that go into the white boxes are written across and down, with separate clues for each direction. The jawapan will interlock with one another, so correctly answering...
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People liked my old Goosebumps artikel-artikel so in the spirit of October lets do this...


BEST:

SLAPPY SERIES:
Let's just call it that, he's the reason we all remember anyway.. Inspired sejak a Twilight episode it's about a sentient dummy who likes making people his slaves, but not before gaslighting enough to make people think your crazy, anda know like most evil dolls.. He does stand out a strong enough villain that he's the most remembered..

And lets not forget, he got struck sejak lightening at one point, so even God was tired of this dude's shit..


WELCOME TO DEAD HOUSE:
I don't really remember the book,...
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As we have mentioned before, link is an online game, anda have to have a set of computers atau if anda want to play via mobile phone, that’s okay too. Being a 3D game drift hunter is a feast for eyes and minds.

Interestingly, anda can customize your cars with multiple amazing features. anda may modify not just the engine, but also the gearbox, the turbocharger, the cambers, the brake pressure, the brake balance, and more.

Challenging Racetracks and Improvised Customization
Drift Hunter is a game of multiple challenging racetracks. anda will have to earn money sejak playing. And with that balance, you...
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added by Jet-Black
video
Rawak
Muzik
song
epic
sejak Grant Perry
video
Rawak
Muzik
funny
song
hilarious
added by MeiMisty
 Razalia, Elijah Jones, Minecraft City First Look
Razalia, Elijah Jones, Minecraft City First Look
Razalia, is a massive coastal city in the northern region of Skyline Country, and recently. His city Razalia has been a hot topic in the Minecraft Community. The city resembles a lot of Seattle and Portland. Which sejak are means, his utama cities of the northwest. Though Razalia has to be one of the most stunning cities. Several other cities in his world resemble different kinds of beauty from a perception of Minecraft no-one has ever seen

To see lebih of his cities, follow him on Reddit atau Minecraft Community Via Facebook.

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posted by TimberHumphrey
No, no, no, no, no-no
Ooh
No, no, no, no, no-no
Ooh

Light a blunt up with the flame
Put that cocaine on a plate
Molly with the purple rain
'Cause I Lost my faith
So I cut away the pain, uh
Got it swimming in my veins
Now my mind is outta place, yeah, uh
'Cause I Lost my faith

And I feel everything
I feel everything from my body to my soul
No, no
Well, I feel everything
When I'm coming down is the most I feel alone
No, no

I've been sober for a year, now it's time for me
To go back to my old ways, don't anda cry for me
Thought I'd be a better man, but I lied to me and to you

I take half a Xan' and I still stay awake...
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posted by TimberHumphrey
Ooh yeah

I just pretend
That i'm in the dark
And i don't regret
'Cause my hati, tengah-tengah can't
Take a loss

I'd rather be
so oblivious
I'd rather be
with you

When it's said, when it's done, yeah
I don't ever wanna know
I can tell what you've done, yeah
When i look at you

In your eyes
I see there's something burning inside you
Oh, inside you
In your eyes
I know it hurts to smile, but anda try to
Oh, anda try to
You always try to hide the pain
You always know just what to say
I always look the other way
I'm blind, i'm blind
In your eyes
You lie, but i don't let it define you
Oh, define you

I try to find love
In someone else
too many...
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