Barbara Walters was doing a documentary on the customs of American Indians. While touring a reservation during the documentary she was puzzled as to why the difference in the number of feathers in the headdresses. So she asked a Brave who only had one feather in his headdress, and his reply was: "Only have one woman: one woman, one feather."
Feeling the first fellow was only joking, she asked another brave. This Brave had two feathers in his headdress. And he replied: "Me have two women: two women, two feathers."
Still not convinced the feathers indicated the number of sexual partners involved, she decided to interview the Chief. Now the Chief had a headdress full of feathers which, needless to say, amused Ms. Walters. She asked the Chief, "Why do anda have so many feathers in your headdress?"
The Chief proudly pounded his chest and said: "Me Chief, me sleep with 'em all. "Big, small, fat and tall, me sleep with em all."
Horrified, Ms. Walters stated, "You ought to be hung."
The Chief said: "You damn right, me hung, big like buffalo, long like snake."
Ms. Walters cried, "You don't have to be so hostile."
The Chief replied: "Hoss-style, dog-style, wolf-style, any style, me sleep with em all."
With tears in her eyes, Ms. Walters cried, "Oh dear."
The Chief said: "No deer. keldai too high, run too fast."
Feeling the first fellow was only joking, she asked another brave. This Brave had two feathers in his headdress. And he replied: "Me have two women: two women, two feathers."
Still not convinced the feathers indicated the number of sexual partners involved, she decided to interview the Chief. Now the Chief had a headdress full of feathers which, needless to say, amused Ms. Walters. She asked the Chief, "Why do anda have so many feathers in your headdress?"
The Chief proudly pounded his chest and said: "Me Chief, me sleep with 'em all. "Big, small, fat and tall, me sleep with em all."
Horrified, Ms. Walters stated, "You ought to be hung."
The Chief said: "You damn right, me hung, big like buffalo, long like snake."
Ms. Walters cried, "You don't have to be so hostile."
The Chief replied: "Hoss-style, dog-style, wolf-style, any style, me sleep with em all."
With tears in her eyes, Ms. Walters cried, "Oh dear."
The Chief said: "No deer. keldai too high, run too fast."
* orange Lavaburst
* pic, peach (no longer produced)
* Poppin' merah jambu Lemonade
* strawberi Kiwi Kraze
* Torrential Tropical Punch
* Wild Cherry
* Kandi epal, apple cooler
[edit] Hi-C Blast
* Berry Blue
* Blue Watermelon
* Buah Pow
* Buah Punch
* Orange
* orange Supernova
* merah jambu Lemonade
* raspberry, raspberi Kiwi
* Strawberry
* strawberi Kiwi
* Wild Berry
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* Green Apple
* Strawberry
* Wild Cherry
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THE WORD HI 61 TIMES
hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi
* pic, peach (no longer produced)
* Poppin' merah jambu Lemonade
* strawberi Kiwi Kraze
* Torrential Tropical Punch
* Wild Cherry
* Kandi epal, apple cooler
[edit] Hi-C Blast
* Berry Blue
* Blue Watermelon
* Buah Pow
* Buah Punch
* Orange
* orange Supernova
* merah jambu Lemonade
* raspberry, raspberi Kiwi
* Strawberry
* strawberi Kiwi
* Wild Berry
[edit] Hi-C masam Blast
* Green Apple
* Strawberry
* Wild Cherry
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THE WORD HI 61 TIMES
hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi
10. we have a slim chance we might be able to make a non hangover wine.....more amazing things have happened.....Actually that might be a lie.
9. We've all got our Friends and family....And chocolate.
8. We also have light chocolate!
7. we also have dark chocolate!
6. Did I mention we have chocolate?
5. If the "Waters of mars" doctor who special scared the cra* out of you, at least your not alone...
4. Even if anda sometimes feel sad atau depressed, the sun will come out tomorrow....OR if your used to typical british wheather then this doesn't apply to anda sorry, but if your in any other country, then anda still have ten reasons to stay sane!
3. When anda think of Chocolate everything seems to go your way...
2. There's someone for everyone!
1. Thats the lot! :)
-Pandawinx. :)
(PS thanks for reading! :) )
9. We've all got our Friends and family....And chocolate.
8. We also have light chocolate!
7. we also have dark chocolate!
6. Did I mention we have chocolate?
5. If the "Waters of mars" doctor who special scared the cra* out of you, at least your not alone...
4. Even if anda sometimes feel sad atau depressed, the sun will come out tomorrow....OR if your used to typical british wheather then this doesn't apply to anda sorry, but if your in any other country, then anda still have ten reasons to stay sane!
3. When anda think of Chocolate everything seems to go your way...
2. There's someone for everyone!
1. Thats the lot! :)
-Pandawinx. :)
(PS thanks for reading! :) )
Hey,it's werewolflover.you seemed to like my other artikel like this so here's another one.I hope anda enjoy and please rate and comment.
#1 sit in your front yard and every time someone walks sejak (even a dog) moo where they can hear.
#2 Have a teh party with Mr.Wiggles.If anyone wals sejak say "would anda like to sertai us?"
#3 scream at everyone to hide because the merah jambu fuzzy bananas are taking over the world.
#4 go to a park/any large grassy area where people are,sit down and scream.
#5 Start coughing and then say "sorry my chipmunk,Fred was trying to get out of my stomach.Then say to Fred,be good atau I'm taking your DS away.
I personally think my first one was better,but what do ya think?
#1 sit in your front yard and every time someone walks sejak (even a dog) moo where they can hear.
#2 Have a teh party with Mr.Wiggles.If anyone wals sejak say "would anda like to sertai us?"
#3 scream at everyone to hide because the merah jambu fuzzy bananas are taking over the world.
#4 go to a park/any large grassy area where people are,sit down and scream.
#5 Start coughing and then say "sorry my chipmunk,Fred was trying to get out of my stomach.Then say to Fred,be good atau I'm taking your DS away.
I personally think my first one was better,but what do ya think?
"ATTENTION TDI AND TDA FANS!!!! GUESS WAT... FOR TOTAL DRAMA ACTION EPISODE 14 IS COMING OUT IN 3WEEKS!!!!!!! I REPEAT 3 WEEKS!!!! OMIGOSH THIS IS BIG NEWS THE EXACT tarikh IS: September 1, 2009 in both canada and the usa every1 should watch!!!!!!"
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one in 10 of the world's population is left handed.
four out of five machintosh computer designers were left handed,and one out of four Apollo astronauts were left handers too.
lebih famous left hander:
drew barry more
Angelina jolie
nicole kidman
Marilyn monroe
demi moore
Mary-kate and ashley olsen
julia roberts
Hans christian anderson
mark twain
Billy ray cyrus
celine dion
Pierce brosnan
jim carry
Hugh jackman
brad pitt
Michelangelo
leonardo davinci
Picasso
newton
Albert einstein
george bush
charlie chaplin
cary grant
napeleon bonaparte
bill gates
marie curie
rachel adams
mark spitz
four out of five machintosh computer designers were left handed,and one out of four Apollo astronauts were left handers too.
lebih famous left hander:
drew barry more
Angelina jolie
nicole kidman
Marilyn monroe
demi moore
Mary-kate and ashley olsen
julia roberts
Hans christian anderson
mark twain
Billy ray cyrus
celine dion
Pierce brosnan
jim carry
Hugh jackman
brad pitt
Michelangelo
leonardo davinci
Picasso
newton
Albert einstein
george bush
charlie chaplin
cary grant
napeleon bonaparte
bill gates
marie curie
rachel adams
mark spitz