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"As I was sleeping on the tree, something suddenly tickled me. It wasn't like a bantal feather atau a back scratcher, but was lebih like a scaley tickle. As I giggled in my sleep, a tight squeeze suddenly brought my attention. As I woke up and looked around, I realized I was being trapped sejak a large python- a 20 ft long sucker at that!

I had no idea how this snake found me nor did I wanted to know why he caught me. The large seprent suddenly squeezed me tighter and tighter until my face turned dark purple. I was suffocating to my death. It would've been the end of the world for me. Luckly, the jungle woman brought help. Her entire family and troop memebers followed her all the way to the same pokok where she left me. When she and all of them looked up however, they were frightend. The leader of the tribe, a strong musclar man, commanded his troops to begin shooting arrows at the giant snake. The tribe fired their spears at the giant creature and the sight of fast, flying arrows got the snake panicked. With that said, the snake uncolied me and slithered fast up the tree. I took a gulp of air and sighed hardly. The woman climbed up the pokok and apologised for leaving me up there alone. I told her it was fine.

With a friendly smile, she grabbed my hand and told me to jump. With that, she and I jumped down from the pokok and to the ground. Once that was done, she introudeced me to her family as well as her tribe. The tribesmen were suprised to see me as well. They soon began interacting with me much easier too. After that, they all took me to their village.

Their village was a very big place. It was piled with tiny, tiki houses, children played around in the yards, and hard workers did their best to keep their pits cleaned and sharp. The woman also taught me the life story of the tribe and how they first lived on the island. She even mentioned the story about the meanacing creature that attacks them.

The creature's name was "Lukemba", the giant demon of the island. She even gave me a very good huraian of what the beast looked like- it was 10 ft tall, had spiral horns, sharp teeth, and had beaming red eyes that if anyone stares at them, they would be turned into ashes. This story scared the ghost out of me. Even though I was a bit frightend, I knew I would count on her and her troops to protect me as well as each other. I also figured once I get use to their culture, I might become one of them as well, though getting back utama is important too.

While I was enjoying fun times in the tribe's village, about several feet from where the troop's utama was at, there was a huge swamp. This swamp was dark, murky, and stinky as well. Not very much activity goes on in these parts except for croaking frogs and screeching swamp birds. However, something did change in the swamp that very moment- for loud foot steps could be heard, echoing through the jungle. These beaming sounds scared every creature away. It was just then that the apperance of a pair of large, gargantuan feet appeared, colored green. The monster has appeared, and looks very hungry."
1 = 90% of girls dont watch family guy, robot chicken etc so don't talk about it much.

2 = tomboys will tunjuk lebih affection than girlie girls.

3. Some girls get frustrated when anda interrupt their video game. This rarely happens to a gu texting a girl

4. Girls don't like it when anda interrupt their convo with their friends. To them it's R.U.D.E

5. Don't tease a girl if she likes Twilight Harry Potter etc........it hurts their feelings.

6. Please, don't hit on every girl in the school if anda still have a girlfriend do anda know how much that annoys us???

7. Don't text a girl in the middle of the night. We like to get our sleep. Otherwise, she'll just keep anda up for a hour.

8. Girls like the guy that likes her to be jealous. Shell usually plan it out overnight.

9. Girls just adore attention like fat kids adore Chocolate cake.

10. A girl I'll call a guy cute not hot. Shell only call him ht around her girlfriends.
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there's a girl. about 15. she hides her scars, with her mother's makeup. She wakes up. and she realizes, that today will never get better.

You are lebih than this. anda are bliss. anda are lebih than this. there's happiness at the end of a rainbow.
open your eyes. keep holding on. don't give up, beautiful girl. your still needed on this world.

there's this girl. she hides her food. behind her bed.
when she looks, in the mirror, she sees nothing but ugliness. her mom asks her, if she's okay. she puts on a fake smile and tries to hide the pain.


You are lebih than this. anda are bliss. anda are lebih than...
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posted by Hellowittykitty
Completely Rawak poetry! But that's what this site is for, right

Bold like new
Bold like old
Bold like me and my bro
Bold like the Sun
Way faster when I run

Bolder than her
Don't know who she is
She has little tiny eyes
That decorate her sin

Bolder than my mother will ever be
Bolder than my future son, who will never see me
Bolder and stronger, than Katy Perry
Bolder than that little doggy
Who has mad it through pet-adoptery

Bolder than that Brave hero
Bolder than that black heart
Boldest of all
Even though I've never thrown a dart

Bolder than thus
Bolder than this
Bolder than what I'm Penulisan now
Dis, dat, and...
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1.always let him talk to anda about stuff he likes
2.always see what anda have in common (if anda do)
3.never wear make up around him let him see your true beauty
4.DON'T TELL HIM HOW anda FEEL AROUND HIM UNTILL HE ASKS anda OUT THIS IS A RULE!
5.ALWAYS ask soalan about him like his kegemaran color, his kegemaran movie atau his kegemaran t.v show
6.never ever talk about your ex boyfriend they hate it (i've had experience) trust me it isn't cool
7.Always wear your kegemaran clothes and some cute clothes
8.let him do all the hand holding and arm gestures don't do a thing( if u don't then that will make him think your interested)
9.talk about your kegemaran Filem and songs
10.always make him happy no matter what mood he's in
thank anda for Membaca i hope this helps :)
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello everypony, and welcome to another episode of On The Block.
Master Sword: Tom, anda already berkata that in the start of the last episode. Come up with something new for once.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Like what?
Master Sword: I don't know. Anything!
Tom: Hmmm...

Three minit later, this song was playing: link

Master Sword: *Hanging off the edge of a cliff above four sharks that want to eat him* THIS...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello everypony, and welcome to another episode of On The Block.
Master Sword: I think they know it's On The Block.
Audience: *Quietly laughing*
Tom: How?
Master Sword: The tajuk of this artikel clearly says On The Block!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Oh yes, it does. Today's crossover parody, Unfrozen.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: We're combining two bad Filem for this. Frozen, and Unfriended.
Tom:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello, and welcome.
Master Sword: We begin with Brony Of The Month.
Tom: And no, we didn't forget to do this, like we did in the last episode.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: For May 2015, the Brony Of The bulan award goes to NocturnalMirage.
Audience: *Cheering, and clapping*
Tom: If anda were to compare this guy to a car company, he would be Ford.
Master Sword: Both are very popular.
Tom: And now, for...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house dressed as Santa Claus*
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Hey, anda finally laughed in the beginning for once. Thanks for taking my advice.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Please explain to us why we're dressed as Santa Claus.
Tom: We are dressed like him, because it was on Aina's Krismas List. We can't dissapoint her.
Master Sword: Oh, I forgot. However, we got lebih important news.
Tom: Yes. In the sebelumnya episode, we...
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anda are sitting on the sofa, kerusi panjang waiting for your best friend to come and watch the outsiders with anda for a college project. "Hey" (Y/N) Johnny says closing the door behind him. "Hey" Johnny anda say back. Are anda ready to watch the movie anda ask? He is silent and he just stares at you. "Are anda ok?" anda ask Johnny
He takes the remote out of your hands and says (Y/N) anda are funny, Caring, smart, Amazing, Loving, and most importantly anda are Gold. anda hold his chest as anda are pushing him was y and say " anda watched the outsiders without me"? "Look (Y/N) "what I am trying to say is I Cinta you."...
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#1:
Chris/Ghostface: So anyways, I was saying, what's your favorito! scary movie?
Sam (Chris' fiancée): Well, the scariest is certainly Dragonball Evolution.
Chris/Ghostface: anda EVER MENTION THAT FILM AGAIN, I'LL CUT YOUR THROAT, anda LITTLE BITCH!
[...]
(Sam hangs up, believing this all to be a dumb joke)
Chris/Ghostface: That girl made me think of Dragonball Evolution. SHE'S GOING TO DIE!!!


#2:
"So we're watching the movie and things are happening and WHAT THE FUCK IS MICHAEL CAINE DOING IN THIS MOVIE?!"


#3:
"Oh thanks for the stupid ball, Grandpa. Thanks a lot. I appreciate it. Hey, can anda tell...
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posted by Zeku
Have anda ever heard the story of the Albanian train operator? No?! Well then sit down and get comfy, we're going to be a while here. This is the greatest pun ever shared around a bar top. There once was an Albanian man who only ever dreamed of becoming a train operator. It was his greatest childhood fantasy, and all he worked for in his life. He was overjoyed when the hari finally came that he first got into the engine of a train to live out that dream. As Murphy's law would have it, his first hari on the job he hit a pedestrian on the tracks.. He was arrested, and come the hari for his trial...
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So the Game Awards 2019 was an absolute waste of time to anyone who went there. What a great time to be alive. Can anda believe they put a Fast & Furious game as the big announcement of that night above serigala, wolf Among Us 2 atau No lebih Heroes 3? So after being disappointed sejak Fast & Furious, I can disappoint myself again with a new Fast & Furious title, Fast & Furious: Showdown. I’ve never watched any of the movies, I have no idea what they are about, all I know is they were part of Game Awards 2019, so that’s justifiable reasons to hate it. Created sejak the lovely team at Activision,...
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