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posted by TeamSongz4eva
**I got this from the internet again but i do not see why anda would want to be offensive at a funeral..but anywho this reminds me of Death At A Funerla^^**



1.Tell the widow that the deceased's last wish was that she have sex with you.

2.Tell the undertaker that he can't close the coffin until anda find your contact lens.

3.Punch the body and tell people he hit anda first.

4.Tell the widow that you're the deceased's gay lover.

5.Ask someont to take a snapshot of anda shaking hands with the deceased.

6.At the cemetary, play taps on a kazoo.

7.Walk around telling people that you've seen the will and they're not in it.

8.Ask the widow to give anda an enema.

9.Drive behind the widow's limo and keep honking your horn.

10.Tell the undertaker that your dog just died and ask him if he can sneak him into the coffin.

11.Place a hard boiled egg into the mouth of the deceased.

12.Slip a whoopee cushion under the widow.

13.Leave some phony dog mess on bahagian, atas of the deceased.

14.Tell the widow that anda have to leave early and ask if the will can be read before the funeral is over.

15.Urge the widow to give the deceased's wooden leg to someone poor who can't afford firewood.

16.Walk around telling people that the deceased didn't like them.

17.Use the deceased's tongue to lick a stamp.

18.Ask the widow for money which the deceased owes you.

19.Take up a collection to pay off the deceased's gambling debts.
I've really been looking ke hadapan to doing this list. These are the celebrites that I absolutely HATE! This this case, number one is the WORST. I apologize if for some reason anda like one of these creeps. Just keep in mind that this is just my personal opinion. Please tell me what anda think.
 10. Kevin James. A stupid troll who betrates the little people.
10. Kevin James. A stupid troll who betrates the little people.
 9. Tobey Maguire. Treats peminat-peminat like garbage.
9. Tobey Maguire. Treats fans like garbage.
 8. Will Ferrell. Treats peminat-peminat like garbage.
8. Will Ferrell. Treats fans like garbage.
 7. Jerry Lewis. Everything about him is ugly, especially his personality.
7. Jerry Lewis. Everything about him is ugly, especially his personality.
 6. William Shatner. Nothing but an ugly fat pig.
6. William Shatner. Nothing but an ugly fat pig.
 5. Charlie Chaplin. Treated women like garbage and probably his peminat-peminat as well.
5. Charlie Chaplin. Treated women like garbage and probably his fans as well.
 4. Chris Brown. Rihanna anyone?
4. Chris Brown. Rihanna anyone?
 3. Sean Penn. Madonna anyone?
3. Sean Penn. Madonna anyone?
 2. Roddy McDowall. Ugh, how I loathe this creature.
2. Roddy McDowall. Ugh, how I loathe this creature.
 1. Justin Bieber. I don't need to explain this do I?
1. Justin Bieber. I don't need to explain this do I?
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 Liz Wessel and J.J. Fliegelman, Co-Founders of WayUp
Liz Wessel and J.J. Fliegelman, Co-Founders of WayUp
Hi! I work for a company called WayUp; an online site where college students can apply for jobs and internships. Before I started working for WayUp, I had created an account on WayUp to apply for jobs (one of which was a job for WayUp). What I really like about WayUp is the layout of the website as well as the variety of jobs available. What I especially like about many of the jobs is that anda can work on online atau on your college campus. When I say working on campus, I don't mean that anda are employed sejak your college. What I mean is that anda will be a representative of a company on your campus...
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I heard about a place out here were i live,its on one of the back roads of the alaskan forests in one of these valleys,they say that if anda drive down this road on a hari were the sun is shining so brightly,as to make everything appear black and white,then anda might come across a girl,walking along the side of the road.she is berkata to be easy to recognize cause if its summer atau winter, shes always wearing a heavy wool overcoat with over sized headphones like those big skullcandy headphones anda can find in the stores. according to the story,if anda drive up along side her and roll down the window...
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Sea otters hold hands when they sleep to keep from drifting apart.

When anda were born, anda were, for a moment, the youngest person on earth.

The elements that we are composed of were formed in the interiors of collapsing stars. We are all made of bintang dust.

Cows have best friends.

A prison in Washington pairs up “death row” shelter Kucing with select inmates as part of a rehabilitation program. It seems to be a pretty wonderful thing for both the inmates and the cats.
Princess Natalie relaxes with Joseph Contreras, one of her caretakers.

Blind people smile even though they’ve never seen anyone...
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Poptropica: Avatars of Medallion Moon

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    "Icy Walker, anda are needed in the Dome at once."
    As the intercom voice blared through the room, Icy Walker practically leapt out of his chair. "Finally!" he exclaimed. It seemed like forever since he had last heard those words. Hurriedly he got dressed and ready to go, rolling up his island map and practically stuffing it into his backpack. He was to host a mission, and as a Major rank and a Scholar, being late would set a bad example for the Trainees.
    When he reached the Dome,...
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