once i was at a movie theater with my Friends gabby tayolr and rylee and we saw this dude and he was like who are anda and we were like why dose it matter and he berkata no reason then he stated following us around and we called jessi then we told her so she meat us there and when she got ther she was like anda need to quit following us then we realised it was hallies dad then he was like hallie is in theater 4 seeing mall cop and i am just here. so yeah story of my life right and then this one time our teacher let us play quite ball and it was so fun because anda get to throw the ball around the classroom and i threw it to sammie (bffld) and she didnt catch it and it landed in our teachers coffe haha! and this one time we wre in gym class and our teacher is soooooooooooo mean and she made me take my earrings out and after gym icoulnt put them back in so taylor tried to help but she poked another hole in my ear!
There was a boy called Jake who always got teased at school he got because he was different one hari he he cme back to school it looked like a normal hari but while everyone walked around Jake acted himself like every normal hari but when the loceng rang for clas he got a 44 api, kebakaran arm he shot lot's of the kids teacher too so anda let that be a lesson for anda if anda had not teased him he would have been fine who knows anda could have even saved his life.
Afew days past and Jake was dead he had decided to shoot himself in the head many people blammed it all jake when really it was there own fault at take.
Afew days past and Jake was dead he had decided to shoot himself in the head many people blammed it all jake when really it was there own fault at take.
M R snakes.
M A no snakes.
O S M R snakes.
CDBDI's?
O S! M R snakes!
AAAAAAAAAA!
-My dad told me this one years and years ago. I'd almost forgotten it until tonight. Here's another one:
Mairzy dotes and dozy dotes and liddlamszy divy.
-The answer: Mares eat oats and does eat oats and little lambs eat ivy.
And an old knock-knock joke:
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
pisang who?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
pisang who?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
pisang who?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
orange who?
orange anda glad I didn't say pisang again?
Hope anda had fun!
M A no snakes.
O S M R snakes.
CDBDI's?
O S! M R snakes!
AAAAAAAAAA!
-My dad told me this one years and years ago. I'd almost forgotten it until tonight. Here's another one:
Mairzy dotes and dozy dotes and liddlamszy divy.
-The answer: Mares eat oats and does eat oats and little lambs eat ivy.
And an old knock-knock joke:
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
pisang who?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
pisang who?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
pisang who?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
orange who?
orange anda glad I didn't say pisang again?
Hope anda had fun!
It was around 12:30 and I was at the grocery, I was busy getting some apples when a teenage boy goes over to me and hands me a cold bottle of water and a magazine. I thanked him, but apon Membaca the magazine it was full of lies. It was trying to convert me to Christianity, so before I drank the water, I threw the ice-cold water in his face, dropped the magazine, and berkata "If your so-called "God" exsisted, why didn't he stop me from doing that?" The boy simply replied "Because your denying his love". Right away, I replied "Oh please, If there was a God, I bet anda he'd rather prefer a good honest Athiest than a preacher on Televison going around lying about his healing powers". He was angered "And how do anda know who God would prefer?!" If it was even possible at the time, I was calmer than before and answered. "The very same way the bible was made". I smiled warmly as I saw him stomp away with anger.
