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posted by Tamar20
Have anda ever wanted to annoy someone so bad that they want to kill you? Then this artikel is right for you! Hahaha. anda know I've tried most of them and it does work. :P

1. Use potty humor. Announce to them that anda have to go to the bathroom, and that anda think that they should go too, as they have been holding it in for quite a while. When they do go to the bathroom, call out to them things like: "Are anda doing okay in there?". To make it even lebih annoying, if there are other people in the bathroom, proudly announce to them: "My friend is in there," pointing at the bathroom stall. When you...
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Well, I opened up my mailbox the other hari and pulled out a letter adressed to me from some...person named "Kether Smith". And first thing I thought was "Kether.... that's a weird name!" but I opened up the letter anyway hoping that this "Kether" was a secret admierer atau something sending me some money, but insted, the letter berkata (word for word! I'm typing this strait out of the letter!)

Dahlia,
    I know that you’ll want to come looking for me, but don’t. I’m not worth it. anda remember that kalung I gave you? That holds some of my power within it, so it’s okay...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog

 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!


Song: link

Naboo, six months before the events of The Empire Strikes Back.

Human 49: Attention Naboo. Ceci est un message important. La rébellion prévoit une invasion. Ils nous aideront à sortir l'empire de notre planète. (Attention Naboo. This is an important message. The Rebellion is planning an invasion. They will help us push the empire out of our planet.)

Meanwhile, far from Yavin 4, hundreds of Mon Calamari Starships were travelling with blockade runners, Rebel Transports, U-Wings, Y-Wings,...
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posted by croge92
Battle Scars ~ Guy Sebastian
Red ~ Taylor pantas, swift
Avril Lavigne ~ I Cinta anda
Avril Lavigne ~ Sk8ter Boi
Avril Lavigne ~ Black bintang
Avril Lavigne ~ Rock'n'Roll
Coldplay ~ Fix anda
David Guetta ~ She-Wolf
Christina Perri ~ A Thousand Years
Ellie Goulding ~ Burn
Ellie Goulding ~ I need Ur Cinta
Iyaz ~ Replay
Jai Ho ~ anda Are My Destiny ~ UNKNOWN ARTIST
JB ~ As Long As U Cinta Me
Karmin ~ Acapella
Little Mix ~ If I were a boy
Little Mix ~ How Ya Doin'
Little MIx ~ Wings
Little Mix ~ DNA
Little Mix ~ Change Your Life
Mackletore and Ryan Lewis ~ Thrift kedai
Mackletore and Ryan Lewis ~ Can't Hold Us
MKTO ~ Thank anda
MKTO ~ Classic
Oath ~ C**** UNKNOWN
Nicki Minaj ~ Super bass
Don't anda Worry Child
Back In Time
Bom Bom
Hall Of Fame
Scream and Shout
thatPower
popular
Parachute
posted by evangelinetom
101 Ways to
Annoy Your Roomate

1. Insist that anda are a vegetarian and protest anytime your roommate eats meat. Then leave "Slim Jim" wrappers on the floor and lie on the katil holding your stomach every time your roommate walks in. If he/she asks about the wrappers, say anda know nothing about them.

2. Get some hair. Disperse it around your roommate's head while he/she is asleep. Keep a pair of scissors sejak your bed. Snicker at your roommate every morning.

3. Every time your roommate walks in yell, "Hooray! You're back!" as loud as anda can and dance around the room for five minutes. Afterwards, keep...
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1. Swim in your underwear. Not in a trunks/bikini/costume/.

2. Tell the lifeguard your life history. Really loud.

3. Wait for a moment when everyones quiet. Then yell "The water is on fire!"

4. Sing a really bad song when you're in the showers, and remember to add a dance.

5. If your pool plays music, swim around the pool grabbing people and telling them to sing along. Try and get at leats 10 people singing.If your pool doesn't play music, bring your iPod and a docking station. Now your pool plays music!

6.Buy a white towel to dry yourself with, and write 'Murder!' in red fabric pen.

7. Run up to the footspray, then jump over it with your arms outstrectched saying "Pegasus!"

8. If someone trips point at them and say "Ha ha. I laugh at you." in a really manly voice.

9. Bring your Friends along to the pool, and do a simeltanious bomb.
posted by FutureDancer
{WARNING, RANT AHEAD. PROCEED WITH CAUTION.}

I've seriously had enough. I'm seeing it lebih and lebih everyday, and it gets harder and harder to ignore.

*ahem*

Just because this is the Rawak Spot, that doesn't mean anda have the right to post whatever crap anda want.

There's a fine line between something being random, and something being spam. People are constantly crossing that line. Constantly. I don't know if they don't know they're doing it, atau if they do it just to piss people off and start fights, but they're still doing it. Tons of users already abuse the jawapan section here, but at least...
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posted by patrisha727
A typical American eats 28 pigs in his/her lifetime.

Americans eat 20.7 pounds of Kandi per person annually. The Dutch eat three times as much.

Americans spend approximately $25 billion each tahun on beer.

Americans spent an estimated $267 billion dining out in 1993.

An etiquette writer of the 1840's advised, "Ladies may wipe their lips on the tablecloth, but not blow their noses on it."

Aunt Jemima pancake flour, invented in 1889, was the first ready-mix Makanan to be sold commercially.

Caffeine: there are 100 to 150 milligrams of caffeine in an eight-ounce cup of brewed coffee, 10 milligrams...
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1. Reethi Beach, Maldives



This ladies and gents, is a bioluminescent beach.Yes the water actually does glow at night and that's why I really want to go there. One of the main reasons anyhow. Basically anda have these glowing planktons and such that allow it to happen. Not only do anda have glowing water but in Reethi pantai anda get over the water houses to rent. keseluruhan Reethi just has gorgeous scenery and an abundance of sea-life.

2. Matira Beach, Bora Bora, French Polynesia



First and foremost temperatures average at 79 degrees so there's always nice weather. For saat the scenery...
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posted by orangeturnip
when death sits on your shoulder
infecting your hati, tengah-tengah
the beat of the cursed one
feels no empathy
feels all alone
when hope is on holiday
when anda want your self back
where do anda go
who do anda turn to
who will end your suffering
he sits and waits
o death on my shoulder
i know your after my soul
i know anda just wait
but i'm not sure if anda are playing tricks on me
can anda end my sorrow
atau is it anda who causes my agony
will anda be there when i die
still squeezing and taking all i have
until i'm dust and wind.
posted by vampirer04
 Woozworld Jane and Jeff The Killer
Woozworld Jane and Jeff The Killer
A/N This was suggested sejak a friend. Because I was Penulisan this thing one hari and she loved it. So when I was on this site she suggested me to do this fanfiction yea, And also whoever plays woozworld should look on my woozin for the Jane and Jeff stuff XP.
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{Jane's POV}

I look at the school name. 'Creepypasta high' well I bet this is gonna be interesting.

I walk in Creepypasta high seeing every Creepypasta there is.

"Hey Jane!" called out sonic.exe.

"Hi Sonic! How many people did anda scare during the summer?" I ask.

"A lot!" We both laughed....
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posted by IloveMyLord
Remember, there are no mistakes, only lessons. Cinta yourself, trust your choices, and everything is possible.
Cherie-Carter Scotts
Trust opens up new and unimagined possibilities.
Robert C. Solomon
Many people are blind to trust, not so much to its benefits as to its nature and the practices that make it possible.
Robert C. Solomon
All trust involves vulnerability and risk, and nothing would count as trust if there were no possibility of betrayal.
Robert C. Solomon
Trust is a skill, one that is an aspect of virtually all human practices, cultures, and relationships.
Robert C. Solomon
Trust is a...
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First off, this is not made to offend anyone! If your offended sejak this then I apoligize. Anyway these are the most horrible shows I have ever seen! If anda have a reason for a tunjuk I put komen and I might add it(ill give credit about it to anda because its your idea :D) Anyway sorry for all this long Membaca right here but here we go:
(Cartoon Network)
-(from commercial)Secret Mountain Fort Awesome:
1.Characters are even uglier then the "Problem Solvers" characters who are pretty god damn ugly!
2.From the looks on the commercial, it seems like it has no good things that will happen atau any interesting...
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50 Things To Do In An Elavator:
1) Bite your own arm and when someone looks at anda say: "Well pardon me if I have a craving for human flesh!"
2)Laugh psychoticaly in the cornor.
3)Say in a demonic voice "I belive it is time for me to feed on the souls of children again."
4)Dress up as the Lipstick Face Demon from insidious and shout "WHO mencuri MY LIGHT SABER?!?!"
5) Fall on the ground in a fatal position and begin rolling clockwise on the floor, keeping your head in the same place, and scream like your being posessed.
6) Say to absolutly no one "What?! anda want me to kill him/her" and point at someone...
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posted by jessicamc26
This blonde cop stops a blonde driver and asks for identification.

The blonde driver looks all around in her dompet, beg tangan and can’t find her license. “I must have left it at home, officer.”

“Well, do anda have any kind of identification on you?” asks the cop.

The blonde takes out a pocket mirror and says, “I do have this picture of me.”

“Let me see it,” says the cop. She holds up the mirror and looks in it. Then she says, “Sorry. If I had known anda were a police officer, I wouldn’t have stopped you.”
Here are a series of Pointless questions.feel free to comment. :)
AND snappy PICKUP LINES!
Whats the worst thing anda have done in the bathroom?
L-Jack off to u :)
M-Lookd at anda and puked. :p

What turns anda on?
L-..u
M-sadly.....lindsy lohan?

Worst thing to do In public?
L-hmm...
M- get a boner cuz of ya ;x

Who's your Daddy?
L-Gabe
M-Shud have been a smurf

hmmmmmm.....

Peanut mentega and..?
L- lube
M- Smores :)

Dont trust a..?
L-preggo chicks bf
M- HOE!

Worst thing a guy can do on a first date?
L-say "I rather do Edward Cullen"
M-pick his teeth and try to Ciuman you?

I wana..?
L-Fuck anda :)
M-TOUCH YOU

But..Y?...
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posted by MineTurtle
BTW, this isn't mine. It was originally written sejak XxEmolovexX. Copied word for word.

Dad comes utama drunk and mad.
He pulls out a gun.
And shoots his wife then turns the gun on himself.

The little girl sits behind the couch, crying.

The police came and took the little girl to an orphanage.

She walks into the bedroom, and there is a picture of Jesus on the cross.

Girl: How did that man get off that?
Teacher: He didn't
Girl: Yes he did!
Teacher: No he didn't
Girl: Yes he did! He always sat seterusnya to me when my parents fought, and he told me everything would be okay.

Post this as 'Jesus story' (any place)?
Don't ignore this.

64 percent of anda won't re-post this.

anda never know who might be watching. Remember: the Bible says If anda deny Jesus in front of your friends, He will deny anda in front of his Father.
This world will fall under the hands of evil, darkness and shadows shall destroy this world.....the ultimate power of the darkness shall prevail. All of my enemies shall be destroyed sejak this darkness...Only the worthy people will survive. All of the not worthy people shall be enslaved sejak the twisted turns of the darkness. Haiwan will be turned lebih scarier...some humans will become frightful......and I shall have the ultimate power!, let api, kebakaran and ice come alive along with darkness.....dragons shall rise and inhabit this planet....The skies will turn black and red and the ground will turn to metal.......robot unikorn will dance...the dance of....evil...Heavy Metal will come alive and there will be peace among every awesome human on this Earth....come and sertai me as I take over this silly little planet....everyone will bow down to me and only me,.....I SHALL TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!!!, mwhahahaha >:)
In my opnion when it comes to friendship it means that anda and the people anda care about stick together for periods of time until anda get to know one another.

However, not a lot of people are like this. In my case, I may have over a dozen peminat-peminat but a percentage of them even talk to me nor do they know who I am and what I meant to be on here for. Don't get me wrong a few of the peminat-peminat I have are very nice to me. Whenver I talk to them I always feel welcomed, safe, secured, and better. But when I am being treated unfairly atau being abused atau played around it makes me angry, sad, depressed, and unhappy....
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posted by karpach_14
I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always.

It's not true that married men live longer than single men. It only seems longer.

Losing a wife can be hard. In my case, it was almost impossible.

A man was complaining to a friend: 'I had it all - money, a beautiful house,a big car, the Cinta of a beautiful woman; then, Pow! it was all gone!' 'What happened?' asked the friend. 'My wife found out..'


Wife: Let's go out and have some fun tonight. Husband: Okay, but if anda get utama before I do, leave the hallway light on.

How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be...
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