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nothing changes till harry gets to hogwarts so I'm going to start there.
Harry was sitting in the dinning hall when he heard a boy his age with greesed back blond hair say "Well it's true then, what they were saying on the train. Harry Potter has come to Hogwarts." He gustured to two people behind him. "This is Crabbe and that's Goyle, and I'm Malfoy, Draco Malfoy" Ron snickers seterusnya to Harry. "What?" Malfoy snaps at Ron "You think my names funny do you? no need to ask yours. Red hair, hand-me-down robe. anda must be a Weasley!" Draco turnes back to...
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posted by JonasLuver1
1.Whats your full name? – Jessica Drew William
2.How big is your bed? - normal
3.What are anda listening to right now? – See No lebih – Joe Jonas
4.What are the last 4 digits in your cellphone number? - 7755
5.What was the last thing anda ate? – crunchy Kucing (:
6.Last person anda hugged? – My half-Sister <3
7.How is the weather right now? - cool
8.Who was the last person anda talked to on the phone? - My BF
9.What is the first thing u notice in the opposite sex? - Smile atau Eyes
10.Favorite type of Food. - Fast Makanan :]
11.Do anda want children?- Yea but not now.
12.Do anda drink? – No sir(:
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posted by coolkatstar
Below are 4 questions. Answer them instantly. anda can't take your time. Answer them immediately. No pencil atau paper! OK?

Let's find out just how smart and clever anda really are.

Ready? ...


FIRST QUESTION: anda are participating in a race. anda overtake the saat person. What position are anda in?

ANSWER: If anda answer that anda are first, then anda are absolutely wrong! If anda overtake the saat person and anda take his place, anda are second! Try not to screw up in the seterusnya question.

To answer the saat question, don't take as much
time as anda took for the first question.

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posted by AnimeFan66
(A funny fanfic writtin sejak me. Hope ya'll enjoy it. :3)

"After school, I decided to take a long walk through the park. While I was walking, I ran into this large turtle. It appeared to be stuck on something so I helped it get into the river. Just when I put it in the water, it turned its head and bit my middle finger! It hurt so bad that I waved it around and complanied. The penyu looked at me and gave a slight grin- the little jenahak, ikan jenahak thought it was all funny. After I stopped crying, I walked to it and saidm "You think you're smart enough to bite my finger? Than how about I kick your shell?"...
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posted by moodystuff449
Chapter 6:

An Old Enemy, a New Ally

Though Ashtaroth and I went back and forth on for quite a while, I finally gave in to going to sleep and continuing in the morning. It would have been nearly pitch black if I couldn't see in the dark. I sat with my back against the brick dinding of the alley staring up at the stars. The milky white outline of the Moon stood out completely against the murky ink-black sky. It was a thin crescent moon, as thin as thread. I was up so late that I had actually watched the moon as it traveled across the sky. The air was cold and crisp and every time anda breathed frost...
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posted by samuraibond005
I hate facebook, I hate that game they call 'fart', I hate how my dad had to drag me out to play it, I hate his lack of understanding the fact that I do in fact like talking to my Friends online and that I have a reason for it, I hate ignorance, I hate people that have to have their own way, I have being shoved into a corner, I hate my math class, I hate having to walk to school in the cold, I hate the idiots at school, I hate closed minded people, I hate society and I hate the government. But above all I hate a lack of morals. Why cant people just be like they used to, stick to a code of honor?...
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posted by kitkat709477
I'll say it once
And just because I like anda so much
I'll say it again
But I hope the message sinks in real quick
Because my grip is loosening
And I'm about to slip
I was walking so gracefully
But then anda walked into my life and I'm about to trip

Never pretended
Never lied to you
I was me the whole time
Never berkata I was someone I wasn't
I have my problems
And I have my issues
And my insecurities
And my addictions
My solutions
And I know what works for me
And I know what's best for me
You don't
And quite frankly dear
I don't think anda know me all that well either
And looking at anda now
I'm not so sure if you're...
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posted by EllentheStrange
1.Go into the restroom,fall into the toilet and scream at the bahagian, atas of your lungs TOILET RAPE!
2.Go to the toy section,find a large teddy menanggung, bear and start frenching it.
3.Rip apart books,magizines,ect. anda hate.
4.Ask a person if the have ever been toilet raped.
5.Speak pig latin,Russain,German,ect. to the employees.
6.Grap as many balls as anda can and start thoughing them at people.If the get mad say anda were trying to play dodge ball with them.
7.Bring a portable stero and play the loudest most annoying song ever.
8.Slap a Rawak person in front of a bunch of people and say,"I can not beleive anda cheated on me with that whore" and point to a Rawak girl.
9.Try selling "chololate".
10.If anda are alone in the restroom,take off your pad and leave it in the sink.
11.If anda are alone and no one is coming to your aisle,take a wizz atau dump there!
12.Scream ABUSE if someone hits,kicks,slaps ect. you.
13.Find fake blood and right on the walls scary sayings.
posted by Trent-lover123
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Alexa:Im going to be late again Stupid Hollows Trying to kill me!!!*slips on a pisang peel* Kikio:Are anda ok???
Alexa:AHHHHHHHHH!!!!! dont scare me like that and yes Im a-ok.
Kikio:wonderful did anda see kuno I want to ask him out. *blushing*
Kikio:Your so mean, ok then I think its grows that anda like Ichigo!
Alexa:WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW I like Koaru not I-Ichigo he's to dang angry all the time.
Kikio:omg were going to be late come on!!!
Viviana:HI Alexa and kikio your finaly at school.
Kiara:Geuss what Im entering the talent contest.
Alexa:man I was going to geuss...
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posted by misscrazel
User: I'm 223366. In the sentence before this, how old did I say I was?

Cleverbot: The Game is Life?

User: You're hopless.

Cleverbot: That's what my mommy told me.

User: What's her name?

Cleverbot: Lucy.

User: May the force be with you!

Cleverbot: And with you.

User: I'm Legolas! Who are you?

Cleverbot: Your wife.

User: Are anda a girl?

Cleverbot: Yes I am.

User: Are anda female.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Are anda male?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Are anda a boy?

Cleverbot: I doubt it.

Cleverbot: Do anda like harry potter?

User: Never read it.

Cleverbot: Never read what?

User: Harry Potter.

Cleverbot: Who's that?

User: anda just...
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posted by Canada24
Snob: To help his case, Josh points out a Steven Hawking quote.. Cause as a atheist anda have to believe every quote Hawking ever berkata ever. Other wise God is real.

Michael: Before we begin. I wanna take a moment of silence.
Snob: Well, okay, nothing wrong there.
Student: (storms out, offended)
Snob: Oh yeah, this movie doesn't take place in reality.

Snob: So professor Robbinson has everyone sign a paper saying "Gods not dead". So God will not be a debate. Whatever dipshit, your the one who brought it up.

Josh: it was berkata that...
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posted by MTahmisian
Never have I ever….

* Been on a tarikh atau in a relationship
* Been Snowboarding (skiing, yes!)
* Watched Game of Thrones, Breaking Bad, Friends and most “popular shows”
* Read Harry Potter atau seen a Harry Potter movie
* Liked a romance movie
* Been to Magic Mountain
* Dyed my hair
* Gotten a tattoo atau piercing (don’t intend to)
* Smoked atau done drugs (also don’t intend to)
* Ever met someone with my same birthday (June 7)
* Been to Eropah atau Asia
* Been to a public school
* Had Glasses
* Shoplifted
* Took a Driving Test
* Owned a phone with a working number
* Been to a Bar
* Cheered for the New England...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog

Song: link

Man 34: *Driving a silver Malibu. He honks his horn twice as pedestrians trying to menyeberang, cross the street*
Ian: *Pulling a freight train*
Man 34: *Gets a text on his phone, and puts the phone on his steering wheel. He increases his speed, going over the of 45*
Sean: *Pulling a passenger train*

The two engines were heading for a railroad crossing. So was the man texting while driving.

Man 34: *Turns right, driving on the train tracks*
Sean: *Blows his horn twice*
Man 34: What the? *Looks in front of him* How did I get on the train tracks?!
Sean: *Goes up into the air with his whole train,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme Song

Kevin: *Plays piano*
David: *Playing bass*
Liam: *Playing drums*
Liz: *Plays guitar*
Mr. Nut: *Sings* Welcome everybody to The Nut House. Thankfully this is not in Laos. Come on everybody into The Nut House. anda can wear anything except for a blouse. Come on everybody, step into The Nut House.
Everyone: The Nut House!

Episode 15: Fireworks

Liam was in The Nut House having a hot dog, and french fries.

Kevin: *Walks in*
Liam: *Waving to Kevin*
Kevin: *Walks over to Liam* hei Liam.
Liam: What's going on Kevin?
Kevin: I'd like to ask anda a question. Have anda ever seen the fireworks in Lambertville?...
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I'll do my best not to give out spoilers.. Would be hard though...

 "Give the Devil my regards."
"Give the Devil my regards."

Lets start the obvious choice. The man we all know.. Johnny Marston.

When we met him. He a man on a mission.. Track down everyone in his old gang, so he can return to his family.. His sassy nature. Badass look. And introduction to 'deadeye', quickly regarded John as one of the most memable protagonists of Rockstar games. Extra points cause, Bill and Javier are expert fighters. John is just "that good" sejak comparison.

I can't really say much without spoiling the end of...
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So in the name of Mental Health Awareness Month, I figured and found this one soalan about DID that I felt like answering a bit of. I will likely post some other things related to mental health over this bulan ((perhaps a review on Mental Health First Aid Training)), but I decided this was something I wanted to post and share with people to help spread some personal awareness and Penulisan on this kind of poorly covered disorder.

Also, I would like to say, I actually am allowing one of my alters to speak for himself for a hot saat since I felt it would be appropriate and useful for the sake...
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found this on the web:

10 Question: If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first?
Answer: The brunette - the blonde would have to stop for directions!

9 The assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces atau twelve.

"Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"

8 A blonde was walking down the road with a healthy looking pig under her arm. As she passed the bus stop, someone asked,

"Where did anda get that?"

The pig replied,

"I won her in a raffle!"

7 A person went into the office dapur one morning and found a new blonde girl painting...
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posted by MeiMisty
by Serge Monast
Originally Published 1994

from EducateYourSelf Website

Serge Monast and another journalist, both of whom were researching Project Blue Beam, died of "heart attacks" within weeks of each other although neither had a history of hati, tengah-tengah disease. Serge was in Canada.

The other Canadian journalist was visiting Ireland. Prior to his death, the Canadian government abducted Serge’s daughter in an attempt to dissuade him from pursuing his research into Project Blue Beam.

His daughter was never returned. Pseudo-heart attacks are one of the alleged methods of death induced sejak Project...
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1.Complane of sever stumic cramps until anda are seen to sejak a dotor atau nurse then when they approach anda say "wow doc i feel way better thank anda " then for added crazyness walk out backwards

2. Run around screaming that anda dont whant to see the dentist

3. One word for anda flatulance

4. Ask repetedly if they are gonna operate on anda

5. Pretend to be a doctor

6. Whenever a nurse passes make a swit swoo noise atau say "helooo nurse "

7. Run around the hallways wearing an alien mask

8. When the doctor comes kick him in the shin then say " HOW DO anda LIKE IT HAHAHA "

9. Run in wearing a leotared your face...
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42 Things That Will Make Your Parents Go Crazy.

1. Follow them around the house everywhere...

2. Moo when they say your name...

3. Run into walls...

4. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion...

5. Stand over them at four in the morning with a huge grin on your face and say, good morning sunshine...

6. Pluck someone's hair out and yell, "DNA"...

7. Wear a sticker that says, "I'm a retard"...

8. Have 20 imaginary Friends that anda talk to all the time...

9. In public yell, "No Mom/Dad, I will not make out with you!!"...

10. Do what they actually tell you...

11. Jump off the roof, trying...
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