Totally and Insanely Awesome

1.Favorite Color
Red-My tomato
Orange-My carrot
Yellow-My banana
Green-My broccoli
Blue-My taffy
Purple-My grape
Pink-My cotton candy
Black-My jellybean
Brown-My Chocolate

2.Favorite Food
Pork chops-Sat on a
Jello-Bounced on a
Pancakes-Stepped on a
Spare ribs-Threw a
Rice-Squeezed a
Spaghetti-Destroyed a
Pudding-Chewed on a
Fries-Grossed out a
Chicken-Scared a

3.Favorite number
1-Bed sheet
2-Spaceship
3-Table lamp
4-Feather
5-Skyscraper
6-Balloon
7-Computer
8-Oven
9-Classroom

4.Favorite animal-
Gorilla-Because it was too fluffy
Bunny-Because it was too unorganized
Giraffe-Because it was too silly
Lion-Because it was too stretchy
Alligator-Because it was too beautiful
Sheep-Because it was too masam
Dog-Because it was too bumpy
Cat-Because it was too hyper
Horse-Because it was too dirty

My anggur stepped on a meja, jadual lamp because it was too unorganized!

Q: Why did the forgetful chicken menyeberang, cross the road?

A: To get to the other side -- er, no -- to go shopping -- no, not that either -- damn it.

Q: Why did the redneck menyeberang, cross the road?

A: He wanted to sleep in the ditch on the other side.

Q: Why did the one-handed man menyeberang, cross the road?

A: To get to the saat hand shop.

Q: Why did the turkey menyeberang, cross the road?

A: Because he wasn't a chicken.

Q: Why did the fat turkey menyeberang, cross the road?

A: To get hit sejak my car.

Q: Why did the woman menyeberang, cross the road?

A: I don't know, but where'd she get shoes and what is she doing out of the kitchen?