Plank

pujian to my friend, anda know who anda are, for the idea and the inspiration. Thank anda so much, anda are awesome :)

Perfection.
That's a word all of us have, atau will have, tried to accomplish. I'm pretty sure one of anda out there's trying to be the bahagian, atas of the class atau bahagian, atas of your sports team atau getting the attention of someone atau trying to make your parents proud atau something. And I'm pretty sure once atau twice one of us has failed. We've all felt insecure at one point, felt misery, darkness and pain. We've all felt the need to take our lives away atau draw blood atau run away atau something of that...

Fake carsickness.

Lean back in your kerusi, tempat duduk on the person behind you.
Ask. Are we there yet? Every 5 Minutes.

Have arguments with someone in the car.

Stick your head out the window like a dog.

Sing with the radio loudly even if anda don’t know the words.

Actually get carsick.

Play with every gadget anda find in the car.

Have belching contests.

Accelerate and brake every 4 seconds.

Count to 10 before going at a stop sign.

Run a yellow light but change your mind while anda still can.

Drive down the left turn lane.

Slow down when anda see a sign that says, “bridge may be icy,” especially in the dead of summer....

Im swimming through the shadows
Try to escape from my fears
It's okay I'm fine
Ignore my tears.


Im dashing down the never ending hall
They might as well paint my fears on the wall
Whose gonna catch me when I fall
When I trip
Over the darkness

And don't let my smile fool ya
Cuz im just too sad to cry and
On the inside I am dyin'

Its like Im dying in my sleep
Im slowly killed sejak my dreams
Just remember that everything's never as it seems..

I could cry but say everything's alright
I'll just smile to get through the night.

Everything may look like it's going okay
But u can look past my smile
And its like nothings...

haha I loved it...^.^ no offense to any blonde people around Fanpop and around the world :D


Blonde Joke
the funniest blonde joke
I knew a blonde that was so stupid that.......

* she called me to get my phone number.

* she spent 20 minit looking at the orange jus box because it berkata "concentrate."

* she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.

*she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.

*she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.

*she tried to drown a fish.

*she thought a quarterback was a refund.

*she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.

*she tripped over...

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