1) I can't reach my license unless anda hold my beer. (OK in Texas)
2) Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
3) Aren't anda the guy from the Village People?
4) Hey, anda must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!
5) Are anda Andy atau Barney?
6) I thought anda had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer
7) You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
8) I pay your salary!
9) Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!
10) Do anda know why anda pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
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