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This ain't mine. I twas originally written sejak xSHOCKYx, who berkata 'Pass this on if anda Cinta Jesus'. So here it is.


Science vs. God
"Let me explain the problem science has with Jesus Christ." The atheist professor of philosophy pauses before his class and then asks one of his new students to stand.

"You're a Christian, aren't you, son?"

"Yes sir," the student says.

"So anda believe in God?"

"Absolutely."

"Is God good?"

"Sure! God's good."

"Is God all-powerful? Can God do anything?"

"Yes."

"Are anda good atau evil?"

"The Bible says I'm evil."

The professor grins knowingly. "Aha! The Bible!" He considers for a...

I found this poem and i felt i needed to post it


Month One

Mommy, I am only 8 inches long, but I have all my organs. I Cinta the sound of your voice. Every time I hear it, I wave my arms and legs. The sound of your hati, tengah-tengah beat is my kegemaran lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy, today I learned how to suck my thumb. If anda could see me, anda could definitely tell that I am a baby. I'm not big enough to survive outside my utama though. It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy, I'm a girl !! I hope that makes anda happy. I always want anda to be happy. I don't like it when anda cry. anda sound...

1. Turn to a stranger and sing a Rawak song
2. When your on a floor someone wants to get off on make sure they don't get off
3. Say in a new jersey accent "I told my daughter not to give the dog coffee. What does she do? She gives the dog coffee! Now i've got a dead dog! A dumb daughter! And no coffee!"
4. If your with a friend, and there are lebih people start a annoying conversation. (I did this one time and all the people in the elevator turned to me, someone even berkata shut up XD)
5. Pretend your driving in a car, and make motor sounds
6. Whisper into a strangers ear "I am a parol officer! Respect...