Mixing memes

Your alarm goes off, anda hit the snooze and sleep for another 10 minutes.
He stays up for days on end.
You take a warm pancuran, pancuran mandian to help anda wake up.
He goes days atau weeks without running water.
You complain of a "headache", and call in sick.
He gets shot at as others are hit, and keeps moving forward.
You put on your anti war/don't support the troops shirt, and go meet up with your friends.
He still fights for your right to wear that shirt.
You make sure you're cell phone is in your pocket.
He clutches the menyeberang, cross hanging on his chain seterusnya to his dog tags.
You talk trash about your "buddies" that aren't...