Lol, so true

A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 5kg weight loss program. The seterusnya day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 tahun old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck.

She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company. The sign reads, "If anda can catch me, anda can have me."

Without a saat thought, he takes off after her. A few miles later puffing and puffing, he finally gives up. The same girl shows up for the seterusnya four days and the same thing happens. On the fifth day, he weighs...

i wanna tell anda something and anda better listen good here.If there's something anda really enjoy and anda have a huge dream that your really passionate about then go after it.Don't be afraid to follow your hati, tengah-tengah because your hati, tengah-tengah will lead anda to the right direction.Don't let anyone discourage anda and idc who the heck they are.You are always going to meet 2 people in your life.One person will discourage anda and tell anda that anda are never gonna make it and the other person will encourage anda to follow anda dreams and will believe in you.They will want anda to follow your dreams.So listen to that...

I'm not trying to be abusive in any way, I just found this. I didn't write this.


Approximately 1-2% of humans, atau about two in 100 people in the world, have red hair.j
The ancient Greeks believed that redheads would turn into Vampires after they died.i
Otherwise dark hair may turn red atau blond in cases of severe protein deficiency due to starvation.c
Red is the rarest hair color in humans
The most rare hair color in humans is red.b
During the Middle Ages, a child with red hair was thought to be conceived during “unclean sex” atau during menstruation.b
Red hair doesn’t gray as much as other hair...

This itik walks into a convenience store and asks the clerk, "Do anda have any grapes?" The clerk says no, and the itik leaves.

The seterusnya day, the itik returns and asks, "Do anda have any grapes?" The clerk again says no, and the itik leaves.

The hari after that, the itik walks in the store again and asks "Do anda have any grapes?" The clerk screams at the duck, "You've come in here the past two days and asked if we had any grapes. I told anda no every time that we don't have any grapes! I swear if anda come back in here again, and ask for grapes, I'll nail your webbed feet to the floor!!"

The duck...