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Ways to Annoy:
1.say a Rawak word for no reason all the time.
2.put spicy stuff in a Makanan they like.
3.make a loud farting noise from your mouth and say "uh oh, i sharted."
4.make a farting noise from your mouth and blame it on the guy seterusnya to you.
5.go to a drive thru, get your face right up to the speaker and yell as loud as anda can.
6.make a REALLY annoying noise all the time.
7.Write using only crayons, markers and paint.
8.When guests are at your house go into the dapur and come out with ketchup all over anda and say "THE BOOGIE MAN IS HERE!" a bunch of times.
9.in school if there's a problem...

Here's some of my fave "I wasnt that drunk" jokes hope anda like :)
"I wasn't that drunk"
"You saw a ginger girl eating blueberries and screamed 'No Foxface! Not the berries!'"
"You ran into Walmart and when anda heard someone talking on the intercom, anda fell to your knees and said, 'God has spoken!'"
"You grabbed my parakeet, threw it at my sisters piggy bank and yelled, 'ANGRY BIRDS!!!!!'"
"You told me to give anda a ride utama and the part was at your house"
"You asked your girlfriend if she was single"
"You gave a midget a cendawan and yelled 'GROW MARIO GROW!!!'"
"You were cutting open pineapples...