Disney Tangled - I See the Light

1. Specify that your drive-thru order is "to go."

2. If anda have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

3. Start each meal sejak conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will "swipe your grub."

4. Name your dog "Dog."

5. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."

6. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what anda think."

7. Claim that anda must always wear a bicycle topi keledar as part of your "astronaut training."

8. Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything...

1. Back away from each person saying, "EW! GERMS!"

2. Sit in someone's lap and say, "I'm afraid your going to die, Jimmy."

3. Bring a radio and play screamo music.

4. Every once in a while, ask a doctor, "IS IT MY TURN YET?!"

5. Ask everyone why they're just sitting there.

6. When Dorah comes on, sing the lyrics.

7. Grab toys such as Barbie anak patung and scream, "I'M GONNA KILL YOU! Look, Mr. Stuffy Wuff is happy!"

8. Yell, "IT'S A TRAP!" and tackle a Rawak patient.

9. Poke at someone's scab and yell, "IS THIS SCAB EATABLE?!"

10. When your finally called on, yell, "FINALLY! WHERE WERE YOU?!"

11. Go up to...

Ways to annoy people in Wal-Mart



Hilarious Ways to be annoying!















"Accidentally" get stuck in one of the Frozen Makanan doors. Give people strange looks and see if anyone helps anda out.
Add really funny things to other peoples’ carts and watch them pay for it and see if they notice.
Around Krismas time, start caroling. Ask for money from the listeners.
As the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, "Wow. Magic!"
Ask if anda can buy a shopping cart.
Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.
Ask Someone if they know were they sell little babies!...

Jeez, so many lists about girls telling guys what they should do when imposing them and such... It's time to extinguish those high standards, with some cold, hard, facts about us. Fighting api, kebakaran with fire. *puts on sunglasses* Oh yeah.

So girls, here's a senarai about boys, sejak a boy.


Guys look, but don't flirt!
1. We look at other girls often, as ashamed as some of us might be about it. We're just naturally distracted. It, however, doesn't mean we're flirting with them straight away. Here's a soalan I'd like to ask all girls in a relationship. What are anda expecting your boyfriend to do, cheat on...

1. When anda get pulled over, say "What's wrong, ossifer, there's no blood in my alcohol?"

2. When he asks why anda were speeding, tell him anda wanted to race.

3. When he talks to you, pretend anda are deaf.

4. If he asks if anda knew how fast anda were going, say no, my speedometer only goes to......

5. Ask if anda can see his gun.

6. When he says anda aren't allowed, tell him I just wanted to see if mine was bigger.

7. Touch him.

8. When he asks why anda were speeding, tell him anda had to buy a hat.

9. Ask him where he bought his cool hat.

10. Refer to him sejak his first name.

11. Pretend anda are gay and ask...

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman’s birthday but never remembers her age.
A lighter? We’re going to need a flame-thrower to light up your candles.
Actually, I wanted to get anda something super great, super terrific, unique and beautiful for your birthday, but I don’t fit into the envelope.
Age is a high price to pay for maturity.
Age is an issue of mind over matter. If anda don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.
Aging seems to be the only available way to live a long life berkata Kitty Collins. Be glad you’re doing it gracefully.
An old fart is as good as a new one….



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