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kertas dinding

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Im so mystical

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Demotivationals

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Crap from shirts

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tEcKtOnIk

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Naturally

posted by nmdis

"Naturally"

Did it seem
To disappoint you
Living alone?
sejak the banks
Of your dilemma
Out of control
No one seems
To give the answers
That anda wanna hear
What you'd give
To find a welcome here

Miles and miles of lies
Behind you
Those were the days
So many lives
You'd hope would guide you
Help anda find a way
Now it seems to your surprise
That they left anda lying here
What you'd give to dry
These pahit tears

Did it come naturally?
anda a million miles from home
When anda tried so carefully
To live a life
That's not your own
Always remember
That it wasn't that long ago
I stilled the oceans
I moved...

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20 Most Inappropriate Sports names

posted by FanFun1010

1. Dick Trickle

A NASCAR driver that sounds like he has symptoms of prostate problems. Yeah, this one definitely deserves the bahagian, atas spot on the list.

2. Rusty Kuntz
If he were a girl, it would possibly be number one on the list; nobody would want to mess with her.

3. Grant Balfour
Grant means “to give” and ball four represents a walk in baseball. Not exactly the best name for this Oakland A’s pitcher.

4. Pete LaCock
The capitalization of this name just makes it even worse. He gets the double whammy on the first and last name

5. Guy Whimper
He is a 6’5’’, 300lbs. offensive tackle for the Jacksonville...

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The most annoying phrases on the internet

posted by polarwagon15

Most of these phrases were once funny and not at all annoying. Then newfags just have to come along and start using and abusing them.

And some were already shitty and annoying to begin with.

Once great phrases turned annoying

Cool story bro

jalang, perempuan jalang please

Y U NO

U mad?

Trolololololo

True story

20% Cooler

Phrases that were already annoying to begin with

YOLO

Pie

X people are Y (youtube)

First

X people missed the like button(youtube again)

le

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20 things to do in stores to make people say: "What the heck?".

posted by numnumyellow67

1.Stand seterusnya to a bathroom, stroking a soap bottle while saying: "It's okay my darling, we will get out soon".

2.Sniff every type of cheese in the aisle.

3.When somebody walks sejak you, stare at them with
BIG eyes.

4.Squirt every type of perfume anda can find.

5.When in the bathroom,scream as loud as anda can.

6.Tickle yourself in front of the toilet scrubbers.

7.Hop like a frog around the store.

8.Get a glowing pen and act like anda are scanning the susu and say:"We shall see".

9.Act like a detective, trying to find the missing Whipped Cream Monster.

10.Put on a skirt and do yoga in the middle of the store....

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ways to annoy your teacher

posted by lanydoodle

1. Walk into the classroom like a super spy. (keep your back on the walls as anda walk, point your finger up like a gun, look around with shifty eyes, hum the mission impossible theme, etc.)

2. After everything your teacher says, ask why.

3. If your teacher is yelling at a classmate, wait for them to finish their tantrum then ask” DOES SOMEBODY NEED A HUG?????” very loudly.

4. If your teacher starts blowing up at anda for saying that simply reply “Wow, I can tell you’re a blast at parties”

5. Dress up like 1 (Death Note) and walk in with no shoes.

6. If your teacher asks “why aren’t...

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Mittens

posted by Juilet1234

Mittens.
They warm your hands, protect anda from the cold. They're not a bad thing.
But imagine if for your whole life anda wore heavy mittens. If anda dial a phone, try to use a remote control, atau try to play a board game, you're still wearing mittens. Practically everything is much lebih difficult.
Right there.
Practically everything is much lebih difficult.
Remember that.
Now imagine this.
You're in a room with the TV on full volume. The radio is blaring loud, screeching music. The lights are flickering on and off. Everything anda see is magnified, is a much bigger deal than it normally would...

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20 Rules of a Douchebag

posted by xxXsk8trXxx

1. Don't care about her feelings.
2. Don't allow her to go out without your permission.
3. Your friends, the game, and your video games are lebih important than her.
4. She needs to get anda Makanan while anda sit and do whatever anda want.
5. Call her a "whore" and a "bitch".
6. Beat her when she's not obeying you.
7. Never reply to her texts. Remember, you're "busy".
8. perahu nelayan kecil, pukulan her keldai and grab her boobs.
9. Never tell her that anda Cinta her.
10. She pays for dinner, not you.
11. Force her to have sex with you.
12. She's pregnant? Break up with her. alih somewhere far, far away.
13. Never use a condom, even if...

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iTunes Fun!! XP

posted by Caligirl2011

So open up your iTunes atau Muzik player and put it on shuffle! Let it play and for everysong.. It makes a life story!!

1. Waking up song..........
2. Going to school song.......
3. Seeing a boy/girl anda like song......
4. Enemy song.......
5. hari song.........
6. Going to sleep song...
7. Friend song.......
8. Fight song.....
9. Hook up song.......
10. Cinta song.....
11. Break up song.......
12. Make up song......
13. Wedding song...
14. Honeymoonsong.....
15. Baby song......
16. Family song.....
17. Death song.......
18. Funeral dong

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Meth Poem

posted by happyfreak

A friend of mine has another friend that is addicted to meth. She found this and gave it to her friend. She then gave me a copy because she berkata it was sad and cared enough to let me know what meth is and does.

This poem was written sejak a young Indiana girl who was in jail for drug charges, and was addicted to Meth. She wrote this while in jail. As anda will soon read, she fully grasped the horrors of the drug, as she tells in this simple, yet profound poem. She was released from jail, but, true to her story, the drug owned her. They found her dead not long after, with the needle still in her...

Kanon (2006) Ending Theme – Kaze no Tadoritsuku Basho

posted by invadercalliope

Ashimoto ni kaze hikari ga matta nichijou ni dake tsumotta bun no kiseki ga
Miagereba kumo tooku e no kiro osanai hi no jibun yori mo hayaku
Yukidoke o matte ita kodomo no anda ni hashiru
Hikaru shizuku tobihaneteru
Asu no deai sae kizukazu ni iru kisetsu-tachi no naka de kagayaite iru yo

Sekaijuu ni wa donna omoi mo kanau hi ga kuru
Zutto tabi o shite yuku bokura ni chiisana sei-tachi maioriru

Deatta basho mo midori o nashite yuruyaka ni mo nagareru toki ni yudanete
Haruka ni aogu machinami no roji osanai hi no jibun ga mada kakeru
Ano yuuhodou kara kikoete kuru kigi no koe ya hibi no zawameki...

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Here with me, I’ve got 99 facts!

posted by karpach_14

Here with me, I’ve got 99 facts!

Guys don’t actually look after good-looking girls. they prefer neat and presentable girls.
Guys hate other flirts.
A guy can like anda for a minute, and then forget anda afterwards.
When a guy says he doesn’t understand you, it simply means you’re not thinking the way he is.
Are anda doing something?” atau “Have anda eaten already?” are the first usual soalan a guy asks on the phone just to get out from stammering.
Guys may be flirting around all hari but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.
When a guy really likes...

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bahagian, atas 10 Common Dreams Explained

posted by R33n33sm3

Some dreams stay with anda long after you've woken up.
...
Life may be just a dream, but how do we interpret it? What we dream at night can give us clues about what is important to us in waking life. Dreams help us to process our conscious thoughts and can give us new and important insights into the problems and challenges we face in the world. Although we may have strange and unusual dreams, there are a number of common dreams that many of us experience over and over again. Read the interpretations below for an explanation of symbols that seem to appear frequently in dreams.
...
1. Faulty atau lost...

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Christian Petikan and Atheist quotes: Who won here?

posted by darkkhorn19

Christian quotes...

"No, I don't know that atheists should be considered as citizens, nor should they be considered as patriots. This is one nation under God."
- George H.W. belukar, bush

"ATHEISTS, AGNOSTICS AND NON BELIEVERS ARE THE TRUE CRIMINALS OF THE WORLD COMMUNITY" - tencommandments.org

"How can there be peace when drunkards, drug dealers, communists, atheists, New Age worshipers of Satan, secular humanists ... and homosexuals are on top?"
- Pat Robertson

"... atheism is none other than raw depravity - the diabolical principle at work in people who dishonor their parents, murder, lie and commit...

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28 things guys wish girls knew

posted by karpach_13

28 Things Guys Wish Girls Knew

1.. We’re not as big of perverts as anda think we all are.

2.. No matter what anda say, your ex-boyfriend is an asshole

3.. We like anda to give us hugs and kisses sometimes too.

4.. Don’t argue with us when we call anda beautiful.

5.. Don’t treat us like crap, what goes around comes around.

6.. We know you’re pretty, that’s one of the reason’s we’re going out with you.

7.. Don’t go into detail about your period. It scares us.

8.. If anda have cramps and we ask anda what’s wrong, just tell us it’s that time of the bulan and nothing more.

9.. If anda really...

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101 things to do in wal-mart

posted by karpach_13

101 FUN THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART

1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them
and stranding them at strategic locations.

2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.

3. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minit intervals
throughout the day.

4. Start playing Calvinball; see how many people anda can get
to sertai in.

5. Contaminate the entire auto department sejak sampling all the
spray air fresheners.

6. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.

7. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters.

8. Re-dress the mannequins as anda see fit.

9. When there are...

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Random....Questions answer...

posted by moolah

Questions:
Do anda think Eggs are disgusting?

Are Anjing cute?

Do anda fish?

Are anda at the age where anda can drink?

Is eating a Popsicle dangerous?

Do anda have a boyfriend atau girlfriend?

Do anda know who Hayley Steele is?

Have anda ever watched Good Luck Charlie?

Ever taken a sponge bath?

Do anda have your ears pierced?

Ever broken your butt?

teh is…?

Ever READ Twilight Saga?

Ever burnt Chocolate in the microwave?

Ever wanted to die before?

Any siblings?

Chocolate Pie is Gross?

Do anda have a cat?

Do anda have a dog?

Have anda ever had a baby?

Are anda father atau a mother atau nothing?

Do anda write stories?

Your best friend’s name is…?

If anda had a catch phrase what would it be?

kegemaran singer?

Is Robert Pattinson hot atau what?

Yes atau No?

Black atau White?

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Random....Questions:Moolah(your name)