I DID NOT WRITE THIS!
In the Central Park Zoo...
Skipper:Ah, a nice quiet day...
He puts on a pair of shades and lies down on a deck chair.
Private:SKIPPER!!!
Rico:gjapgrug vge
They rush up to him. Private is holding a piece of paper.
Skipper:Oh, come on! *sits up* Can't I have a decent sun-tan once in a while?
Private:Sorry Skipper, but we thought anda might want to hear this.
Skipper:It better be good then.
Rico:gapruji'ojfbgfgjrigjriqp
Skipper:*jumps up* There's going to be a ZOO TRANSFER?!
Private:Yes, but nobody knows where from.
Skipper:It must be the angkasa squids! They've finally tracked me down......
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