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anda Know You're Membaca Twilight Fanfiction When...

posted by pompeybabe

Lemons ... get it?

I found these on Tumblr ... thought they were funny (and pretty damn accurate).

This is a little graphic for those of anda who shy away from this kinda stuff ;)

1. Bella is clumsy, shy and constantly bites her lower lip when she’s nervous

2. Edward finds her lip biting habits sexy

3. Edward is jealous, over protective and a bit controlling

4. Edward has a temper

5. Though there are no Vampires and no werewolves, Human Edward can actually GROWL

6. Edward has the greenest eyes she’s ever seen and a panty dropping crooked smile

7. Edward always has velvety smooth, warm voice that turns to rough when he wants Bella

8. Bella has the deepest brown eyes and he can see to her soul through them

9. Edward has a monster cock that deserves an award and can put any other to shame ;)

10. Though some might think physically impossible, Edward can get hard in less than 3 saat after seeing Bella only bite her lip

11. Tanya is a bitch

12. Rose is the coolest badass ever

13. Esme is always wiping tears from her eyes somewhere

14. Carlisle the kindest and most compassionate Doctor ever… unless you’re Membaca a SAVAGE story [Lorabell note: atau Emancipation Proclamation where he’s a straight up badass]

15. Unless it’s a sex marathon story atau a Dadward/Momella story, you’re gonna have to wait till they say “I Cinta you” before sex

16. Edward always gets Bella to come only 2 saat before him and both always happen explosively with white spots behind their eyelids

17. Alice is referred to as a pixie, loves Bella Barbie and always takes her shopping against her will

18. No matter how long the story is atau what genre but you’ll ALWAYS find Edward in a towel somewhere with Bella there to drool over the V between his hips

19. Bella hates wearing heels, calls them “death traps” and they’re usually forced on her sejak Alice atau Rose

20. Edward has LONG fingers that can do wonders with Muzik and Bella’s [*cough* and Lorabell’s *cough*] lady bits

21. Charlie is always always always fishing… I mean, dude get a life - no one fishes 24/7 not even in Canon

22. Jacob is bad. If he’s not bad, he’s gay. If he’s not gay, he’s a dog. Literally.

23. Mike is a douche. No matter what he does and how nice he is, he’s always a douche with a small dick

24. EVERY TIME Bella and Edward have sex, it’s better than the last and the best sex they have ever had. EVER.

25. Jake almost ALWAYS ends up with Leah

26. Rosalie always smacks Emmet on the back of his head… if she’s not around then it’s Esme

27. They always rip condoms with their teeth

28. At one time atau another you’ll find that “she/he saw something unreadable flicker in his/her eyes but it disappeared before she/he could see what it was”

29. The penulis will almost always sneak in at least one book atau movie quote

30. When most normal people would have reached for the telephone and dialed 911, Bella is NOT freaked out sejak Edward watching her sleep

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the follow up to a beautiful death part 5

posted by xroylex

the morrning passed quickly so when i started to walk towards the dining hall i was thinking about what had happened the two leasons i was in.
i sat at the back with my hud, hood still up when they asked me to take it down i just looked at them and they just berkata oh no matter keep it up. this was teachers. the students looked like they hated me allready so i kept it up.
but i guessed i could go round with my hud, hood up all hari so as i grabbed my lunch and caught sight of drake staring at me smiling patting the chair oppersit him. i started to walk over listerning to him and his mates chatting.
"bet...

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the follow up to a beautiful death part 2

posted by xroylex

"wait stop" i pleaded
i felt the air shake as if something starang and out of the ordanary was happerning
"who are you? turn slowly we need to see something" this dark but some how fimiliar voice oreded so i did i turned very slowly not giving them reason to kill me.

there he was. paul.
"omg! paul! its been ages" i started to alih toward him but he stepped back and did what jake onse did. he shook.
"hey calm down paul geez if jake was here he would be laughing" i sighed as he tensed at the sound of his best Friends name.
"how do anda know jake?" he asked he wasnt so violent anymore so that must...

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Blackout!!! Part 10

posted by smileyfaceddude

I sighed with relief as the phone conversation was over and snapped it shut. God! Edward, is way too curious, and pushy, he asks too many questions, as if he was interrogating me; which he kind of was. I thought over tonight, and Renesmee's little adventure. I had to get rid of those bottles, so that would NEVER happen again, (and my new shoes, which i had just started to like). I'm not sure what would best for us right now, and Edward was asking what’s going on, and where precisely Renesmee was, I was glad he couldn’t read my mind from the phone.

Renesmee

Oh.
What a throbbing headache!...

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Holiday ch 3

posted by amy_r_cullen

Edward's pov

"Daddy say somthing, anda haven't berkata anything for about ten miniits i'll read you're mind if anda don't tell me". Renesmee pushed.

"Sorry Renesmee i was just thinking can anda read you're mothers mind". I questioned.

"Errr I think so why, do anda wan't me to". Renesmee replied.

"well yes please, it's just you'r mother only lets me in her head when she wants me there, and the rest of the time I have to guess". I was trying to persuade Renesmee to help me.

"Why do anda want to know what goes on in momma's head". Renesmee pushed.

"I just want to know if she is happy atau not atau if she worries...

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True Lies,Teen Girls(Chapter Eight)

posted by moolah

Bella’s P.O.V:
I pulled up my hair. Then took off my dress, only leaving my bra and panties on. The sexy one’s Ali bought me. About 10 minit later I heard my cell phone ringing, “Fireflies” sejak Owl City. It was Alice. I immediately answered it, “Alice!” Someone chuckled, “No,” I frowned, “Edward?” “No, but its Victoria.” I screamed, “WHAT DO anda WANT WITH THEM?” I started putting on my jeans, and put on my tank top. “I want you. I want to kill you-you killed James, and if anda run, I have a army of newborns and they will kill you, Bella.” She snarled, “Victoria,...

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Gone Part 8

posted by CarlislesLover

Sorry I haven't telah diposkan this in ages.
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6 Years later.
I’m now twenty-four years old. I’m married to Edward and we live in Canada together. I still have my job as a fashion designer and I do model. But lately I’ve been asked to do other things. I got a letter through the post a few days lalu about being in a film. I didn’t tunjuk Edward because I knew he would say no, so I kept it to myself. I really would like to be in the film, but it would mean I would be away from Edward for ages. I was already spending a lot of time away from Edward. He’s at utama right now whilst I’m in New Zealand....

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Heidi's past Part 5

posted by a-jforever

Ok heres Heidi's Past part 5. Please comment.XXX

I had been in pain for so long. Let it be over soon I thought to myself. The coldness has disappeared almost as soon as it had arrived. I could feel the api, kebakaran racing nothingness towards me heart, my body was failing to it. This wasn’t right. This couldn’t be death, so what was it. It got to the point where the api, kebakaran got to my hati, tengah-tengah and it felt like my hati, tengah-tengah was taking off, then nothing. I couldn’t even hear my own heartbeat anymore, atau even feel my heart. My senses were sharper; my instincts told me I was alone. I didn’t like to be alone....

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Adventure in New York

posted by alicecullenrox1

Chapter 1- The Unimaginable

Kate's POV

New York. When anda go, anda imagine a nice vacation, maybe a business meeting. anda wouldn't dream of having your entire world crash around anda as the past, becomes part of the present.

I was leaving the shopping center when I noticed something peculiar going on in the city. I imediately dialed Alice's number. Hearing the ringing echoing in my ear was like torture.

“Hello?” I heard Alice ask, she sounded afraid. Something was up....

"Alice! Something's wrong! People in the city are Berlakon strange! I was waiting for anda guys at the shopping center and everyone...

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Kayla's Visions, Chapter 37

posted by twilight-7

Kayla’s POV

“Cheat!” Emmett shouted, throwing the controller down. He was careful not to throw it so hard that it might break.
“No I didn’t!” I shouted back. “You’re a sore loser!”
He stood up and I stood up. We narrowed our eyes.
“Let’s settle this,” he said. “One on one. Outside.”
“You’re on.”
“I don’t think so,” Rosalie, who had been watching us play the game, stood up and squeezed herself between us.
“Rose, don’t get involved,” Emmett said, trying to push her away.
“She’s pregnant, anda idiot,” she smacked him across the head. “Sit down.”...

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Talent Part 2

posted by CarlislesLover

We finished shopping finally. “I’m sorry I have to go now”

“Ok, I’ll see anda whenever I seterusnya wake you”

“Ok bye”

“Bye”

She left me going back to her grave. I didn’t know what to do. I couldn’t go back and see the faces of my family. Jasper was likely to kill me if I went back. Edward would be like oh Bella I Cinta anda so much none of this is your fault and Jasper would be like she knocked my wife unconscious I hate anda and I’d be sat there like whatever guys leave me alone. So I decided to go back. I walked in and they were all sat in the living room on the sofa. “I’m...

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Borrowed lifes V

posted by Tatti

"Hey, I berkata tunjuk your hands!" I screamed but apparently my voice and gun didn't left them any impression - they didn't moved, they even didn't look scared. What if my gun is useless against them? "I berkata HANDS! Don't make me shoot you" - again with no effect. Suddenly blond started moving towards so quickly that I hardly could see him. I had time only to make one step back before he appeared in front of me. For a saat I was praying cause I was sure I will die but while I was looking at him Edward and Bella also moved and they were standing sejak me either.
"Jasper, calm down. We are not killers"...

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Gone Part 7

posted by CarlislesLover

This may sound like the end but it isn't.
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I did what I did with every other country. I saw the Cullen’s in the audience along with Charlie, Jacob and Billy. Jessica, mike, Angela and Eric were all there too. I knew so many people in the audience, but I had to ignore them and carry on. I finished at last and went back stage. My boss was going back early and berkata I could stay here for as long as I wanted. I got changed in to something else. Then Charlie walked in. He drove me home, the Cullen’s following behind. We all entered the house and sat down on the sofa. “What happened to you?”...

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Blackout!!! Part 4

posted by smileyfaceddude

I made out a black figure, and a jubah, berjubah draped on his shoulders.
“CYNNDDYLAN!” I roared furiously, he approached us, and then threw his jubah, berjubah off onto the ground.
“You called…?” he asked quietly, his eyes amused and challenging.
“Where is my daughter?” I demanded.
“How should I know? Well, it’s not MY fault anda cant look after her properly.” He berkata smugly “But… I DO know WHERE she is… for a price!” he added, my eyes widened with anger and disgust.
“I don’t want to play your stupid games!” I shouted angrily, he rose an eyebrow and smiled, but it was a cold,...

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Gone Part 5

posted by CarlislesLover

Sorry for the delay.
XXXX

We got back to my apartment and I got changed back into the clothes I was wearing before I had the piercing. “Now anda need to go back to work to see if they have your dress for you”

“Ok” We drove back to where my dress was being made. “Aren’t anda coming in Lucy?
”
“No sorry I have to go”

“Oh ok” I walked in to the large building and back into the lift up to the floor my dress was being made on. “We have finished” The man berkata happily as I walked in. “Go try it on for me” I went and tried it on. I looked in the mirror it was amazing. “Wow...

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Break up Part 11

posted by CarlislesLover

Part 11 finaly !!!!
xxxx

I was then blind folded and knocked out. I woke up in a huge white room. “This is where we’re going to train anda to fight. Our way” Edward hadn’t even taught me how to fight yet but when the man berkata ‘our way’ it was obviously going to be a different way to how my family fight. Vampires started to enter the room. “Now watch us” A woman told me “And if anda don’t you’ll be in trouble” She took a man and they started menunjukkan me a fight. It looked complicated as each one of them took it in turn fighting each other it looked so hard. “I can’t do...

New Moon - Chapter 1 - Party (pages 23-25)

posted by 2468244

*by Stephenie Meyer*

NEW MOON - chapter 1 - PARTY

Edward drive north through Forks, visibly chafing at the speed enforced sejak my prehistoric Chevy. The engine groaned even louder than usual as he pushed it over fifty.
"Take it easy," I warned him.
"You know what anda would love? A nice little Audi coupe. Very quiet, lots of power..."
"There's nothing wrong with my truck. And speaking of expensive nonessentials, if anda know what's good for you, anda didn't spend any money on birthday presents."
"Not a dime," he berkata virtuously.
"Good."
"Can anda do me a favor?"
"That depends on what it is."...

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Renn and Jakes life Chapter 25.

posted by WritenOnTheSand

Nessie Black

Jake and I haven't been really speaking today. He thinks I messed up big time yesterday sejak telling the truth. I think he messed up big time sejak being rude. Sometimes girls just get moody, and he should know that sejak now.

The problem with being upset is that it brings all the negative things in your life to attention. Jake and I are not doing so well money wise. His repair kedai is okay but not making enough money to support us. I haven't been to work since the wedding. I thought that once I was married, I wouldn't have to worry about working. Wrong idea.

I kinda feel like I am just useless, and...

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Think of You--Chapter one--All the way from Tenessee

posted by RosalieLHale

Chapter One: All the way from Tennessee
Rosalie POV

    Two short years lalu I was turned into a monster. I'm beautiful, yet still a monster. Being a vampire wasn't fun at all. I personally don't like eating animals. Well, their blood that is. But, rather a deer than a human I guess.
    I was hunting in the deep woods of Tennessee. It was far from where we were staying in the Appalachian Mountains, but, once again, Edward had gotten on my last nerve. Sometimes, no most of the time, I just want to rip Edward apart limb from limb....

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a beautiful death part 10

posted by xroylex

i was still waiting but something felt weird why hadnt jake come back?
where the hell was he?
i was about to go looking for him when paul came back holding two cold looking drinks
"here" he handed me a glass but his face looked wary and a little guilty so before taking a sip i sniffed it.
yep as i was expecting there was something in it but what he didnt know is that being half vampire was that these tablet didnt effect me so why not have a little fun with him hmm??
well
i drank the hole glass watchin his eyes widen and a hug smile spread across his face
"wow i got to say that drink was ... diffrent...

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a beautiful death part 9

posted by xroylex

*so what type of party is this?" i have never been to that many partys well i have but none with a guy who i only know a little bit and could i dont know be taking me to any type of paty
"its just a mates house party mum and dad is out for the weekend so he just wanted one" he shrugged
"oh"
it was half way down the jalan were i started to hear the tudding of Muzik
oh god it was that type of party
"we could turn around anda know i mean we dont have to go to this party i can take anda home?" wow it was like he could read my mind. rememinded em of dad
"no no its just a little diffrent really i mean...