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.......... What the fuck did I just read. I can tell you, anda need to notjust be crazy to write a fanfic like this, anda need to be crazy on drugs, while drunk, and having ADD. The fanfic in soalan is Jesus and Hitler.
Now, some of anda might think that this is a buddy fanfic. Yeah... Well, I wish it was. But... I didn't want to tell anda the whole title. Hell, the tajuk of this artikel doesn't even mock the full name. The full name is.... Oh dear god... Is Jesus and Hitler.... A Romance....... I'm sure loads of readers just left. Yes, anda heard me right, this fanfic is a romantic fanfiction pairing Jesus Christ, our lord and savior, and Adolf Hitler, one of the most evil dictators in history... Why was this fucking written. Oh, and I would just like to point out that Jesus and even God have o problems with Hitler killing Jewish people... Oh, dear god. Also... The sex scenes... They're everywhere... Yes, there are sex scenes, and they go into full detail. anda thought the sex scenes in the My Little kuda, kuda kecil fanfic Filly Fooling was bad... Okay, they are, but at least one sex scene was between a male and a female at some point, here... It's all homosexual... Now, I have nothing against homosexuals. If anda yourself are, thats okay... Bu let me remind you. There are sex scenes involving Jesus Christ, the son of God, and Adolf Hitler, a Geman Dictator. See the goddamn problem here? Oh, and Jesus and Hitler have a twenty one tahun old adopted son named Jeremy who is only mentioned in one chapter and is never refered to again. Goddamn this fanfic can be real goddamn lazy... and sanity wrecking.
Anyway, this fanfiction is fucking horrible. Seriously, its pairing a historical madman and the son of God. Like I said, anda need some serious drugs to write this. Like a mix between heroin, meth, cocaine, marijhauna, and stimulants.... Like Marastimmeoricaine................ But, hey, that's only my opinion. What's Your Take
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It is no surprise that I Cinta the Persona franchise (And I assure you, I will be talking about the franchise later on this list), and it is clear that it has a ton of dark subjects in those games, but it always comes back to happy days, spending time with friends. And then Catherine comes along to turn those subject matters up to eleven.
Catherine follows Vincent Brooks, a huge loser of a guy who is scared of commitment to his girlfriend, Katherine, with a K. But things start to get real crazy when he starts to experience nightmares where he must climb a tower, and if he dies in the dream,...
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~Activision~
Activision: Hey, guys. How do anda like my new shirt
Wind: Um… it’s exactly the same as yesterday… and the hari before that, and the hari before that
Activision: I know. Isn’t it great?
Wind: Come on, Activision. anda have so much money. Why not try something new
Activision: Because doing the exact same thing always makes me popular

~Atari~
Atari: (Sitting in a box) Got any change?

~Bethesda~
Wind: BETHESDA, WILL anda JUST KNOCK ON THE DOOR INSTEAD OF GETTING STUCK IN IT
Bethesda: (Stuck through the door) Hey, I can’t help that I am all fucked up (Jumps out of the door) (Entire world...
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Animal Crossing: New Leaf Parody One Shot

Rover: (Walks over to Villager) Hello, my names Ro-
Villager: Don’t care
Rover: What’s your name
Villager: My name’s None-of-your-goddamn-business
Rover: Hmm. None-of-your-goddamn-business? What a great name
Villager: I fucking hate anda already. I haven’t even gotten to the new town, and I already want to burn the place to the ground
Rover: So, are anda moving
Villager: Do anda ever shut the hell up
Rover: I ate paint chippings when I was three
Villager: Well, that explains a lot
Rover: …… You’ve ever eaten glass. It’s sharp, but it’s delicious....
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I don’t play a lot of pixel art games. It’s not cause I hate them, it’s just that I never had the chance to experience them. I did play a few NES games and thought, “Yeah, that was okay”, but never anything that really gripped me and kept my attention. But then, something amazing happened. Indie games happened, the best genre of games that everyone should support. And one of the best indie games out there, one that really broke the mold and brought indie games into the forefront, was the classic Shovel Knight
Now, when anda hear indie games, people bring up Shovel Knight as THE...
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Snowflake: Now for some comedy from another pony. It's time to go Under The Arch With Tom Foolery!

St. Foalis Maressouri, 6 PM.

A crowd of thousands of ponies gathered at the Gateway Arch to experience a comedy tunjuk that was being filmed live in 4k. The comedian? Tom Foolery.

Crowd: *Clapping, and chanting* Tom! Tom! Tom! Tom! Tom! Tom! Tom!
Tom: *Arrives at a temporary stage under the Gateway Arch*
Crowd: *Cheering, as they continue to clap*
Tom: Thank anda everypony.
Crowd: *Continuing to cheer and clap*
Tom: Thank anda very much.
Crowd: *Continuing to cheer and clap*
Tom: And shut up.
Crowd: *Laughing*...
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Back in my original Corner of Horror October movie marathon two years lalu (Jesus, that was actually two years ago), I made a review on a Peter Jackson horror film, Braindead, atau Dead Alive, atau whatever anda wish to call it, and thought that it was an entertaining splatter horror film. Little to my knowledge is that there was another, one before this film, also made sejak the Lord of the Rings director, all the way back in 1987, with a film called Bad Taste. So, was Peter Jackson’s first film possibly one of his best? Well, let’s find out.



Bad Taste follows the Astro Investigation and Defence...
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While cleaning out the prison, Thomas tried to stab Rick for the the third time now.

"What the hell was that!?" Rick cried angrily.

"It was coming at m-

"Wait.. I Think anda have something on the side of your head!" Rick pointed out.

"What are anda tal- (suddenly Rick stabbed a red handled machete wait though Thomas's head graphically killing him)".

"Got it!" Rick cried, seemingly unaware that he killed a man.

Suddenly an angry Andrew charged at him, but Rick body slammed him against a wall.

"That wasn't very nice!" Rick cried angrily.

Andrew started running, and Rick chased after him but only because...
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Know, murderers are a scary as hell. They basically have no purpose other than to murder people for their own amusment. So, its best to never go near one, obviously. Sadly, though, video games aren’t so simple to avoid. In video games, we either meet killers, or, hell, we ARE the killers. So, today, I want to tell anda all the bahagian, atas Ten Video Game Murderers. NOTE: These HAVE to be killers. They can’t be someone who murders people because the player made them. They have to be story driven killers. So, no sandbox characters. Yes, even Trevor. With that said, lets start the list.

 Convicts
Convicts
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Goddamn it, Japan. Even though I Cinta the anime, horror movies, and the instant ramen, ingatan capaian rawak from your country, I will never forgive anda for keeping a bunch of awesome games for yourself. Now, sure, tons of great games have come from Japan, like Zelda, Mario, Metal Gear, Final Fantasy, Secret of Ma- …….. and Pokemon. But then there are the games that are either so weird, that Jepun didn’t want to tunjuk it to America, atau they were so good, that Jepun got greedy and wanted them for themselves. So, today, I am going to talk about the bahagian, atas Ten Games for Jepun that I want in America. First, some rules....
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Derek: Good hari sir. I'm a posh British gentleman, and I'm here to sell anda one of England's greatest cars. The Ford Mondeo.
Liam: anda mean the Fusion?
Derek: No. The Mondeo. It's different from the Fusion. Your steering wheel is on the right side, while the petrol pedal is to the left.
Liam: I'm gonna turn down your offer.
Derek: Oh well. At least I'm hosting tonight's episode. I'm Derek O'Rourke from the Johnny Lightning series, and this is our lineup for tonight.

8:00 PM - Now

The REAL Powerpuff Girls
Johnny Lightning

8:30 PM - Later

The Nut House - Bak 2 Bak

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Tom Kenny: Sugar....
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(This is only going to be a small series. If it picks up, I may continue it. So, for now, here is the article)

~Erasers~

Wind: (Tries to erase wrong letter in sentence with eraser, which just leaves a bigger mess) Come on anda piece of shi- (Eraser ends up ripping the paper) You. Mother. FUCKER!!! (Throws eraser on the ground, and stomps on it repeatedly)

~Litter Bugs~

Wind: THERE’S FUCKING GARBAGE EVERYWHERE! THE TRASH CAN IS RIGHT FUCKING THERE (Points at an empty trash can, which is surrounded sejak garbage)

~Potato Chip Bag~

Wind: (Tries to open bag of chips) Come on (Tries to open it with his...
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Now, here is another story that is just so overrated as fuck that it makes me wonder "Are the Creepypasta readers really unable to find out that this is garbage.
So, this story starts off with this guy getting tapes of Happy Appy episodes. It starts out pretty tame, as Happy Appy, an epal, apple with a face stuck on a popsicle stick. The most bland of serial killers. Anyway, so as the tunjuk goes on, they get darker and the story gets cornier.
So, Happy Appy goes around killing kids in the tunjuk just for the sake of being scary, which, honestly, is cliched, and is no longer scary. Stop doing it. It's...
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Now, like I berkata before, Zelda has a lot of great bosses. But, then there are the bosses that are just… bad. So, I want to talk about the bosses that I find to be the worst. Remember that this is my opinion. If there are any bosses that anda wanted on here, then I just thought the ones on my senarai were worse. Now, with that said, lets start the list

 Jalhalla
Jalhalla


#10: Jalhalla - Now, this boss fight may not have been too bad, but this was lebih of his Rekaan and how he acted. The Earth Temple was a great temple. It was challenging, but it was also very scary. So, I kept thinking the temples boss...
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Sean: *Lined up with Johnny Lightning's Plymouth* We'll finally see who's the fastest.
Blossom: You'll have to wait until seterusnya week.
Johnny: How come?
Blossom: I'm hosting tonight, but we only have one story tonight. Kelly's Heroes. You'll see a real lady in action.
Sean: Kelly's a man. The only women in this story are evil.
Blossom: Oh. Well, let's see it anyway.

It was a dark and stormy night in Naboo. Rain was falling down hard as lightning strikes flashed nearby, followed with the sounds of thunder.

Imperial Officer: *Slowly walking back and forth, making sure the Stormtroopers load...
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anda know, I really do enjoy a good crime film from time to time. Filem like The Godfather, Goodfellas, Scarface, and more. But sometimes, I enjoy the ones that can be pretty humorous. And then there are times where those black comedy crime films have Vampires disguised as strippers… Seriously. Anyway, while I am not questioning the idea of how this is made, we’re going to be taking a look at the classic cult film, From Dusk Till Dawn.



From Dusk Till Dawn is a movie directed sejak Robert Rodriguez, who worked on Desperado and Sin City and written sejak Quentin Tarantino, who worked on Kill...
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anda know, as much as I Cinta psychological horror and creative monster designs, I’ve never gotten a chance to talk about a horror game that isn’t really scary, but lebih weird and strange. So, I think I should talk about that. There isn’t really much strange horror games. One of the best known would be Yume Nikki. However, that would be too obvious for me to talk about, really. So, instead, I’m gonna talk about a game that may not be as weird, but still strange on it’s own. This game being They Breathe.



They Breathe is probably one of the shortest games ever made. The game is only...
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Another season of autumn and anda all know what that means? It means we all get to experience some new things. Yes, Halloween is great, and seeing the seasons change from a hot summer to a cool autumn is also neat. But, we all know that there is one thing that we Cinta about the coming of October. One thing we all look ke hadapan to each and every year. It’s something that takes it’s time to arrive, but when it does arrive, anda are so happy, that anda could explode with joy. And that is… General Mills...
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Believe it atau not, I am quite the peminat of old black and white style of humor. From the silent Berlakon of Charlie Chaplin pre-Hitler stache era to the slapstick emas of the Three Stooges. Just something about that style of humor from that decade makes me laugh. And Abbott and Costello were no exception. They were just so much fun to watch from their shows and movies. And being a peminat of the classic Universal horror monsters, when I heard there was a crossover, I was both excited but skeptical. How could two differentiating genres make for a good movie… Well, you’d be surprised.



Despite...
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