What's Your Take - artikel 55 - JESUS!!!... And Hitler

posted by Windwakerguy430

.......... What the fuck did I just read. I can tell you, anda need to notjust be crazy to write a fanfic like this, anda need to be crazy on drugs, while drunk, and having ADD. The fanfic in soalan is Jesus and Hitler.
Now, some of anda might think that this is a buddy fanfic. Yeah... Well, I wish it was. But... I didn't want to tell anda the whole title. Hell, the tajuk of this artikel doesn't even mock the full name. The full name is.... Oh dear god... Is Jesus and Hitler.... A Romance....... I'm sure loads of readers just left. Yes, anda heard me right, this fanfic is a romantic fanfiction pairing Jesus Christ, our lord and savior, and Adolf Hitler, one of the most evil dictators in history... Why was this fucking written. Oh, and I would just like to point out that Jesus and even God have o problems with Hitler killing Jewish people... Oh, dear god. Also... The sex scenes... They're everywhere... Yes, there are sex scenes, and they go into full detail. anda thought the sex scenes in the My Little kuda, kuda kecil fanfic Filly Fooling was bad... Okay, they are, but at least one sex scene was between a male and a female at some point, here... It's all homosexual... Now, I have nothing against homosexuals. If anda yourself are, thats okay... Bu let me remind you. There are sex scenes involving Jesus Christ, the son of God, and Adolf Hitler, a Geman Dictator. See the goddamn problem here? Oh, and Jesus and Hitler have a twenty one tahun old adopted son named Jeremy who is only mentioned in one chapter and is never refered to again. Goddamn this fanfic can be real goddamn lazy... and sanity wrecking.
Anyway, this fanfiction is fucking horrible. Seriously, its pairing a historical madman and the son of God. Like I said, anda need some serious drugs to write this. Like a mix between heroin, meth, cocaine, marijhauna, and stimulants.... Like Marastimmeoricaine................ But, hey, that's only my opinion. What's Your Take

Canada24 I resent the ADD part.. Question. Why were you looking for a Adulf Hiter fanfic? That's just creepy in all levels

Windwakerguy430 Well, someone has to review really bad fan fictions. And, sadly, that has to be me

Canada24 Still.. Weird that you looked it up in the first place

Windwakerguy430 If any fanfiction is on any top ten worst fan fiction list on the internet (which this fanfic was) I have to review it so no one else reads it. How else do you think I read stuff that you can't just think up.

Canada24 Well. For the record. Dont think, that you talking about it, would just build people's build more people's curiosity? And they read it anyway. My neggastivs reviews sure do. And their all from bad memories, instead of just top ten lists

Windwakerguy430 Huh... Well, if the person read my review before reading the fanfic without thinking of the consequences, there's nothing I can do

Canada24 Just saying.. People will probably think "what's MY take?" But at least they know what their getting into

Windwakerguy430 True :P

Canada24 By the way. I added anouther too my verison of the series. It's on my club

Corner of Horror - Episode 68 - Third hari of Christmas: Silent Night, Deadly Night

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Hello, and welcome to the Third hari of Christmassacre. And today, we got something extra special for anda all. We all know that Black Krismas was a great and subtle slasher film. And we all known nothing about Elves other than it’s bad and it’s hilarious because it’s awful. But, if we were to merge the two together, getting a slasher movie that has so bad, it’s good concepts and is a hilarious mess…. Silent Night, Deadly Night. Let’s get into this wonderful, wonderful mess.

So, this movie was released to the world in the good old tahun of 1984. Ronald Reagan was in office,...

Corner of Horror - Episode 45 - Halloween 2 (Day 15 of October Movie Marathon)

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Halloween was a pretty good movie… And then it made a bunch of crappy sequels. I could talk about how I hate all of them equally, but I want to focus on the one that was an immediate sequel to the first one, the saat movie in the franchise. So, how could what was berkata to be one of the greatest slasher Filem of all time manage to get worse and worse with time… Well, why don’t we look into it and find out?

First off, I would like to point out one thing. The director of the first movie was John Carpenter. However, he was then changed to producer, and Halloween 2 was directed sejak Rick...

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NikPiks - The Collapse of Tony Hawk's Franchise (And His Image)

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Be me. Age 9. My brother’s birthday comes up and for it, he gets a copy of Tony Hawk Underground. I watch him play it for a bit and am amazed sejak the character creator, insane tricks, and how much I hate Eric Sparrow. Sneak into his room while he’s at work. Try to play Tony Hawk Underground. Fail miserably. Finally manage to get the tricks down. Brother walks in from work. Mfw.jpeg. Immediately gets punched in the stomach and thrown out…. Tony hawk everyone.

Legendary skater and now a family man who is going through an existential crisis, he was the man who revolutionized skateboarding...

So This is Basically Gravity Falls

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Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories Episode 61 Part 1/2

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Johnny: *Running on a rooftop*
Parker: *Running with Gordon* Get him!!
Sean: Why is that guy being chased?
Jeff: I don't know.
Johnny: *Hiding, watching Parker and Gordon run in the other direction* Finally, they're gone. They want me dead because I'm tonight's host for Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories. There are two films we have for you.

8:00 PM - Con Mane: Golden Iris

8:30 PM - Six Shooters 5

Welcome to another story about a spy named Con Mane. We begin at a Mexican nuclear base.

Con: *runs onto dam*
pilot: *flies past Con*
Con: *ties himself to guardrail*

Con jumped, as the rope...

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Corner of Horror - Episode 12 - bahagian, atas 10 Creative Monsters/Creatures

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Art by SeantheHedgehog

Monsters and creatures in a horror game, movie, show, atau book are the very thing that makes the game, movie, show, atau book scary. It shows us something that is a threat, possibly completely inhuman and unimaginable, that we wouldn’t expect it to be real, but horror makes us believe that it is real, and that is what scares. So, whenever a monster is done and used creativity, I tend to respect the creator and the use of the monster. And there are so many of them, I may have to make another senarai another time. But, for now, I wanna talk about monsters and creatures from… anything that I find...

Merry Freakin' Krismas - hari 20: Batman: Dark Tomorrow

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I don’t think I need to give a lesson on who Batman is. Everyone and their grandparents know who he is. Batman, the Dark Knight, the Caped Crusader. Having tons of comics, Filem and video games. Some being some of the greatest games of all time and others being… the complete opposite. And that’s what we are looking at, the complete opposite. Developed sejak the Japanese studio, Kemco Software, best known for their work on the bahagian, atas Gear franchise and their mobile games, they are still around today. Nothing was hurt sejak this game, DC Comics is still making bank and Batman is still a cherished...

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Hidden Gems: Killer is Dead

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Okay, so after the last game, I needed to cool down and play a much better game. That last one got a little heated, but thankfully, I can try out something that may calm me down and be a joy to play. So, with that all berkata and done, let us play through a belalang Manufacture game. belalang made a lot of underrated titles, such as Killer 7, Shadows of the Damned, and the great Wii franchise, No lebih Heroes. So, naturally, I really enjoy seeing their name on anything. With that being said, I can’t wait to talk about today’s game, Killer is Dead

~Story~

Killer is Dead was made some...

bintang Wars X Wing

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Windwakerguy430's bahagian, atas Ten Disappointing Final Bosses in Video Games

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When it comes to video games, many people expect a satisfying final boss to help bring the game to a close. Many bosses can be huge and epic, like in Bayonetta. They could be incredibly emotional, like Gwyn from Dark Souls. atau they can equal your strength and test your skills like Henry from No lebih Heroes… atau sadly, they can suck so hard, that they make anda soalan why anda went through the game for this in the first place. That is what I want to talk about today. Final bosses that are built up to be epic, and in the end, suck so hard, that it literally leaves a bad taste in your mouth....

bahagian, atas Ten Scariest Glitches in Video Games - #7 - Creepy Watson from Sherlock Holmes: Nemesis

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Trump Memes the Military

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bahagian, atas Ten Creepily Insane Characters in Anime - #5 - Liang Qi from Canaan

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NikPiks - Clerks: lebih Than Just a Comedy

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Well, here it is. It’s time for the moment you’ve all been waiting for. While I have been busy with a ton of other things like work and the underlying threat of every phone call being a scam artist atau something to leave me bankrupt, this artikel has always been in the back of my mind. And I’m finally gonna talk about it. Today. That’s right. It’s time we finally get to talking about the classic comedy film. Clerks… 2!. Nah, I’m kidding. Fuck that movie. It’s Clerks, the original, 1994 film

I: From Humble Beginnings

Clerks is the best comedy film I have ever seen. Of...

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Clockworks - Part 4

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(Walter and Phillip walk into a building carrying the suitcase)
Doorman: Hold it, who are anda two
Walter: I’m Walter, and this is Phillip. We have a meeting with Ricardo
Doorman: The boss? Alright, go on in
Walter: Thanks (Walks in)
Phillip: (Stops) So, what kind of stuff does Ricardo sell, because my friend’s got this good pot and may be able to do business-
Walter: Phillip! Stop screwing around!

(Walter and Phillip wait in an elevator)
Walter: Now, Phillip, let me do the talking
Phillip: Why?
Walter: Because anda can’t talk your way out of a problem to save your life. That’s why
Phillip: Please,...

Original Stories: etHan

posted by Windwakerguy430

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The story follows a Ethan, young boy with a hatred for criminals and how he uses his new demonic powers to kill criminals to make a better world for himself and his sister

~Characters~

Ethan

A young universiti student practicing to be a prosecutor. At the age of sixteen, his parents were killed sejak robbers while they were in a store. It was around this time where he grew to have a strong hatred for criminals. However, a few years later, at the age of twenty two, his twenty tahun old sister, Rebecca, was almost sexually harassed on her way from school. Ethan was able to save her, but was beaten...

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One punch Man Crossover

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What's Your Take - artikel 163 - Bong Chong Do- F**K

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So, there are a lot of fanfics on the internet. I mean A LOT. Even I need a break sometime. So, lets read a internet comic strip. The one known infamously throughout the internet as the Bong Chong Dong Ghost…. Oooooh….. fuck.
So, this is a comic strip that comes from Korea. And, if you’re uncultured, then the only thing anda can think of from Korea is Kim Jong Un, and Gundam Style. In other words, GET YOUR MIND OUT OF THE FUCKING GUTTER! Anyway, this is probably one of the most well known and most terrifying thing from Korea…. minus their IPhone games, but, I mean actual terror. The Bong...

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The bahagian, atas 100 - #80: SoulCalibur VI

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(Apologies for the ugly card at the top, I was rushed for time when making this one)
So after I dipped my toes into the vast lake of a franchise with SoulCalibur V, I decided to try out other games. II was good, but never got to play much of it, IV was eh, and we never talk about Legends. Pretend that doesn’t exist. And then, announcement of SoulCalibur VI comes out, and everybody gets hyped. We see Mitsurugi and Ivy in beautiful 4k resolution, and motherfucking Geralt from Witcher, but that ain’t what interested me. When I saw character creator Kirby, and the chance for making the...

Corner of Horror - Episode 94 - Annabelle: Creation

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Tonight, I watched the film Annabelle: Creation. This is coming from a person who has never watched a single Conjuring film in my life. I would like to, since I heard good things, but I have never watched them. Now, Annabelle is berkata to be a prequel to the first Annabelle movie. I have never watched the first one either, but, telah diberi it's poor critical reception, I don't think I'm missing too much. So, is Annabelle's prequel film better, atau is it just as bad. Well, let's find out, shall we?

Annabelle: Creation follows a group of young orphaned girls. The two friends, Linda and Janice, the...