Video games sure do have a lot of great female protagonists, don’t they? From the classic Jill Valentine to the fun Bayonetta, video games are lebih than capable than having female characters do just as much as males… But I’m tired of people praising great female protagonist. So let’s talk about some really bad ones. I’m talking about ones that are poorly written, make dumb decisions, and are just the worst kinds of characters around. Maybe one day, I’ll do a bahagian, atas five best female protagonists… One day. But today, let’s just talk about the bad ones. Before I continue, let’s...

I have talked about The Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker a lot on this website. I consider it to be my number one kegemaran game of all time, and I don't think that is ever going to change. I'm just so attached to this game, that I don't think I could feel attached to any other game the same way I am to Wind Waker. From the massive world that anda can sail across and find little islands to explore, to the wonderful dungeons to come across, to having, arguably, the best Zelda, to the colorful and cartoon-like celshading, to the crazy and interesting characters. And speaking of characters, Link, in...

Hello, everyone, and welcome to Nikpicks, where I talk about little tidbits of some of my kegemaran games out there, weather they be lore and stories of the world, little thoughts that run through my mind, atau just things that I either really Cinta or... for lack of a better word, dislike, little pieces of it. And what better way to start this new series off than with immediate negativity... Now anda all know that this is clearly an artikel created sejak me. Now, before I get into the subject, let us discuss the game. Persona 3. atau rather, the FES version that I played. Now, Persona 3 is easily one...

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Tom Kenny: Sugar. Spice, and everything nice. These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect little girls, but Professor Utonium accidentally added an extra ingredient to the concoction. Chemical X!
Professor: *Gets moved backwards sejak an explosion, but smiles when he sees what he created*
Tom Kenny: Thus the Powerpuff Girls were born! Using their ultra super powers, Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup have dedicated their lives to fighting crime, and the forces of evil.
Blossom: *Flies through the sky*
Bubbles: *Flying to the right of Blossom*
Buttercup: *Flying to the left...

Oh, Sega. When will anda ever care about other properties that aren’t Sonic already. Well, with a new Shenmue game being announced… Behind a dinding of Sonic games, I think now is a good time to talk about a classic Sega game. And not just any Sega game, but a horror Sega game that fell into obscurity after some time ago. Yes, everyone. Today, we will be taking a look at the psychological horror game known as Condemned: Criminal Origins. Also, since this is an underrated game, I think that this will also be a Hidden Gems article. So, today, anda will get both a Corner of Horror and a Hidden...

Barry: (Parks his car in front of a small white house, and makes his way to the door)
Ruby: (Runs out the door) Daddy’s utama (Runs over and hugs Barry)
Barry: (Hugs back) Hi, Ruby. How’ve anda been?
Ruby: I’ve been great. The school got cancelled on account of a giant robot attack, so I got lebih time to work on my science project
Barry: That’s great
(A teenage girl in punk attire with brown hair sits at the doorway, texting on her cellphone)
Barry: Hi, Rose
Rose: (Looks up and nods as she keeps texting)
Barry: Where’s your mother, Ruby?
Ruby: She’s inside. berkata that she was on the phone with...

Okay, thankfully, after three days in a row of bad Krismas horror movies, we can now get a good one. Now, when anda think of anything that appears to be scary, what do anda think of? Serial killers, giant monsters, dangerous animals, and more. But, how many of anda think of children being scary… Well, if you’ve seen Eraserhead atau just in general hate children, I can’t really blame you. But, if anda aren’t scared of kids, than this movie will probably make anda change your mind. And that movie in soalan is, creatively, named The Children



The Children takes place not on Christmas,...

Happy Halloween, everyone. For real this time. Now we have finally reached the last movie of this crazy month. Are anda excited? I know I am. So let’s talk about the Halloweeniest Filem out there, otherwise known as Hallowee- Oh, wait. I already reviewed Halloween… Well, don’t worry. I got something even better. Something even lebih Halloweeny. And that movie is the underrated horror movie, Trick ‘r Treat.





Now, is Trick ‘r Treat better than Halloween. I can’t say for sure. However, what I can say is that Trick ‘r Treat definitely feels lebih like a Halloween movie (The holiday,...

Back in the 70s, when Filem were hard to make, and when the only slasher movie out there was Psycho, a little known director sejak the name of Tobe Hooper had a vision. Create a movie that’s very violent and gory, without much violence and gore shown. And so he went to work, creating a movie that me and my Friends find to be one of the best slasher Filem out there. And that movie happens to be Texas Chainsaw Massacre… The 1974. Not the crappy and gory remake.





The movie follows a woman sejak the name of Sally, her paraplegic brother Franklin, and their three friends, Jerry, Kirk, and Pam,...

(Over the town of Sangria, a lighting bolts crashes through a building) (A large human-like creature emerges from the lightning bolt and begins to run through the city)
Alarm: Attention all civilians. A large monster is attacking the city. Evacuate immediately
(Crowds of people run away from the giant monster)
Police Chief: This is the City of Sangria Police Chief. Can any Heroes hear me. We need help
(The radio is answered)
Crimson Salvation: Don’t worry, I’ve got this
Police Chief: C-Crimson Salvation? Is that you
Crimson Salvation: That’s right. I’ll take care of this problem
Police Chief:...

(Please be advised that there's some lebih mature humor in this, thanks in advance!)

Shadow the Hedgehog. A huge gaming ikon and certainly one of the most popular anti-heroes of all time. He's made many appearances throughout the Sonic series, and will always be loved in the hearts of many.

....Which brings me to the conclusion that he is EVIL! Yeah, a hedgehog named Shadow is evil, WHO WOULD'VE FUCKING GUESSED IT!?

So without further ado, I'm your host Ethan Bradberry and let's get RIGHT into the fucking news.

1. His name is Shadow for God's sake. And we're original. Trust me. ;)

2. It doesn't matter...

Wow, a horror Anime review. It only took a while, with the last one being Parasyte. I know it’s been awhile since my review on a horror anime, which I will try to do a lot lebih of if I have the time. Because having to watch episode after episode is a bit of a challenge. So, today, we’ll be watching a special horror anime. One that I Cinta oh so much. And it doesn’t even have creative disturbing monsters, which anda know will instantly interesat me. Instead, we got an Anime about human. But I assure you, people can be just as much of monsters as any creature. And this Anime just so happens...

I always enjoyed the horror genre. Sure, I may Cinta those family friendly Nintendo games, and all of those bright Warna in it. But, whenever I get the feeling, I just want to play a game that’s grim, dark, and terrifying. And thankfully, there is no short supply of terrifying video games. There are so many, like Dead Space, now turned into a non-survival horror game in the 3rd game thanks to EA’s co-op decision, Fatal Frame, which is now being highly censored due to angry mobs of femi-nazis, and Five Nights at Freddy’s…….. And that’s all I gotta say. But if there are two wonderful...

Wind: Sheesh, you’d think they could handle a couple Anjing (Walks to the door)
Wesker: No! anda don’t want to go back out there
Wind: …. Why? This mansion is probably filled with god knows what, and you’re scared of a couple of dogs? Fuck it, whatever. What do we do now?
Barry: We should perpecahan, berpecah up and look around
Wind: Oh, yeah. That’s a great idea

Barry: Hey, look at this? It’s blood. I hope it’s not Chris’s blood
Wind: I have absolutely no idea who that is.

Wind: (Walks down a hallway, and meets a zombie)
Zombie: (Eats Kenneth, before getting up and looking at Wind)
Wind: ……. Well...

Wind: After all the shit I went through in Skyrim
(Flashback)
Wind: (Gets eaten sejak a dragon and is swung around)
(End of flashback) I just want to leave Skyrim and never look back. Maybe there’s something good in Morrowind

Wind: Okay. There’s giant mushrooms… and brown grass… Nothing much
Cultist: anda there, are anda Dragonborn
Wind: I’m Wind, but I did yell at a dragon one time
(Flashback)
Dragon: (Resting on a mountain)
Wind: (From the bottom of the mountain) Fucking asshole
(End of Flashback)
Cultist: Well, we are from the Temple of Miraak. We would like it if anda would come with us
Wind: I’m...

#1:
Actually, it has been historically proven that this is a fact. In the Midget/Elf wars of 991 BC, Midgets used their superior vision to lead night time archer attacks and take out hoardes of elves each night. Unfortunately, these tactics led to the extinction of the Elves and that is the reason midgets are the only tiny humanoids alive today. Private contractors for the U.S. military are now trying to deploy Midgets into combat today to increase accuracy on late night bombing runs and ground assaults. They are also trying to develop Midget sized planes that would be undetectable sejak radar....

Boy, do I Cinta video games. I still have a ton I want to play, but until I do, I just want to senarai the ones that I myself have played. No, rules as usual. Only one game per franchise, and only ones that I have played. And, after I buy a million lebih games, I may make another senarai in the future. I don’t know, we’ll see. Well, with all that said, let us start this long, yet short list

#100: Turok: Dinosaur Hunter



A very fun and kinda hard game. The controls may be a lot different from how they are today, but after anda get used to it, the game is still really fun. And it is a real blast...

#10: utama SWEET PINEAPPLE:
Cheers for SpongeBob moving away along with Gary, paying no attention to Patrick's sadness. But this is understandable, he always hated Spongebob.. But the pineapple utama grows back to normal and squashes Squidward..

#9: SQUIDWARD THE UNFRIENDLY GHOST:
When SpongeBob and Patrick believe they have killed Squidward and that he is now a ghost, he takes advantage of this sejak making them his slaves..

#8: GOOD OLD WHATHISNAME:
Squidward steals What Zit Tooya's wallet and ran a red light in front of a police officer and gets arrested and was sentenced to 10 years in jail.

#7:...

1: VALENTINE'S DAY:
When SpongeBob didn't give him a present for Valentine's hari (He did but the present didn't come at first) Patrick was upset when he thought Spongebob lied to him. But eventually Patrick went insane over this; nearly destroying the amusement park and threatening the citizens. This is also widely considered to be Patrick's straightest villain role (alongside Rule of Dumb).

2: I'M WITH STUPID:
When Spongebob pretends to be dumb to make Patrick look smarter in front of his parents, Patrick takes it too far and begins treating Spongebob like he really is dumb. Not only that, but...