Welcome to the sixth hari of Christmassacre. Today, we aren’t going to be watching an English horror movie. This seterusnya one we’ll be looking at caught my eye for two different reasons. The first reason is that this is a Norwegian film. I’ve never seen many Norwegian films, with the other one being Troll Hunter. That was a good found footage movie. I know found footage Filem get a lot of hate, but I really liked that one. The saat reason for this movie was because it was claimed to be the goriest Krismas horror movie out there. Well, we’ll see about that. Ladies and gentleman, I introduce...

There are a lot of horror games out there that have done wonders in scaring millions of people. Silent Hill, Resident Evil, Dead Space, Eternal Darkness, Fatal Frame, Five Nights at- (No). But, what about those games that look scary… but actually aren’t horror games. anda know, those games that make anda think “Oh, this will just be a normal adventure game” atau “This looks like a kids game”, and when anda play it, anda feel the need to cry underneath the covers…. Yeah. Those games. I really seem to like games that aren’t technically horror games, but still manage to scare you. They...

2014 was a great tahun for anime.So much wonderful shows like Ping Pong: The Animation, Kill la Kill, and my personal favorite, Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure: Stardust Crusaders. But there wasn’t really much horror anime. Which is why I am so thankful to say that one of the best Anime and most beloved sejak the Anime community was a horror anime. That Anime being the series known as Parasyte: The Maxim.



Parasyte: The Maxim is an Anime based on the Manga sejak Hitoshi Iwaaki… all the way back in 1988… You’re telling me that anda waited until 2014 to make an Anime of this series?! Oh well....

(Due to the lack of jokes I could find, atau new jokes that I forgot to add in my games, here is a few short senarai of what would happen if anda let an emotionless 16-year-old sociopath with antisocial personality disorder ruining your childhood sejak killing beloved video game characters atau assaulting them at the least)

Robotnik: Ha, ha, ha. Prepare to die, Sonic
Sonic: We’ll see about that, Robo- (Sonic gets shot in the head)
Wind: (Walks over) Oh thank god
Robotnik: Uh… wow, it was that easy
Wind: What do anda mean?
Robotnik: Well, I’ve just been building robots with surprisingly weak metal, and...

Johnny: What's this about Ray?

Ray: Nothing., Were Friends aren't we.

Johnny: Really.. I thought anda hated my guts after that musiem stunt.

Ray: Noo, no Johnny, I don't hate your fuckin guts.

Bodyguard: Than what the hell are we doing!? I thought we were gonna ki-

Ray: SOOO!? JOHNNY!? DO anda LIKE LOUD SENTENCES!?

Johnny: Sometimes I guess.

Ray: Great.. Say, can anda do me a favour? Do anda see that painting behind you?

Johnny? (looks behind him) What about i- (Ray suddenly knocks him unconscious).

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Ray: (slaps Johnny).

Johnny: (wakes up...

Now, we all know movies, and we all Cinta them. And the characters in them are pretty amazing too. Sadly, there are those characters who are just…. awful. Those are the characters that are made to just ruin the entire experience. So, today, I am going to talk about the ten worst movie characters that made watching them a little less enjoyable. Now, the rules. Only from Filem I have seen and only one movie per franchise. Now, with that said, lets start the list



#10: Rachel Ferrier from War of the World’s - Sadly, this won’t be the last minor character on the list. Now, with a little...

Now, some people may say that the Legend of Zelda only has Ganondorf as its villain. But, there are actually lots of villains. In fact, their are lots of great villains in this series… Except for Demise, he sucks. So, I am going to tell anda all my bahagian, atas kegemaran villains in the Zelda universe. Now, remember that my opinion may be different from yours, so do not get mad if a villain anda wanted to see isn’t here. Now, with that said, let’s start the list



#5: Agahnim from A Link to the Past - Now, this has to have been the first time I have seen a good villain in a Zelda game....

January 21, 9:55 a.m.
Court House

Wind Waker Guy- Uuhhh. The letters don't seem to fit together. Oohhh. I should have went to katil early
Happy Yappy- HI!!!
Wind Waker Guy- AAAHHHHHHH!!! Don't do that
Happy Yappy- Sorry, I'm just so excited with what you'll do today. Here. I bought anda some coffee because, knowing you, you'd stay up all night and would be dead tired
Wind Waker Guy- Uh...thanks (Thinking) This is it. I've got to finish this today. If I don't, all my hard work will have been for nothing

Courtroom No. 4
Judge- Court will now resume from yesterday. I believe that both the defense and the...

Good news and bad news, to all anda Rockstar peminat-peminat out there. Bad news, this is the last GTA entry on this entire list. Good news, it's the best one out there. After playing through the lebih baru-baru ini GTA games, I wanted to go back and try out the older ones. But not GTA 1 old. Little later after that. And one of them was the lovely San Andreas. So let us talk about the great San Andreas and see just what-



WindWakerGuy430: Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait a second! What is this doing here?!
SeanTheHedgehog: I am in charge of this review.
WindWakerGuy430: Says who?! Oh, right. I had that hangover...

Song: link


Cape May, 1971

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

A WindWakerGuy430 peminat Fiction

Six Shooters 5

Starring SeanTheHedgehog as Alan Martinez
WindWakerGuy430 as Harry Penn
Kyle Hummel as Stuart McKing
Ashleigh Ball as Camryn Jones
John Pankow as Captain Ford
Jeff Bodine as Ian Chance
Mark Moraghan as Alec Wheeler
Tom Cruise as Kenny Jackson
Christian Bale as Mark Asington
Scott Caan as Alec Baker...

Song: link

Narrator: Sugar. Spice, and everything nice. These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect little girls, but Professor Utonium accidentally added an extra ingredient to the concoction. Chemical X!
Professor: *Gets moved backwards sejak an explosion, but smiles when he sees what he created*
Narrator: Thus the Powerpuff Girls were born! Using their ultra super powers, Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup have dedicated their lives to fighting crime, and the forces of evil.
Blossom: *Flies through the sky*
Bubbles: *Flying to the right of Blossom*
Buttercup: *Flying to the left of...

Counsler: So, Wind, I have heard that anda have some social problems
Wind: Less of problems and lebih of a smart idea to stay the fuck away from every idiot I meet
Counsler: Now, Wind, it isn’t very healthy to be anti-social. Perhaps anda should make some Friends
Wind: ……. Fuck off
Counsler: Oh, come now. What’s wrong with making Friends
Wind: What’s wrong? Have anda even seen how stupid people are around me
Counsler: Something tells me that anda are very upset
Wind: Your goddamn right I’m upset. anda just come here and tell me how to live my fucking life, when I don’t want to live...

Now, first off, I have never watched the Pirates of the Caribbean movies. I am sorry, but they just weren’t for me. I feel Johnny Depp only belongs in Tim burton movies. But, that is no excuse for this awful fanfic we are about to read, called “The Pirates who Saved the Town” Already the tajuk fucked it up. Last time I checked, Pirates plunder towns, They don’t save them. Lets just get this over with.
It starts with Jack sailing the seas when a pirates comes to give him a message. Apparently, a an old friend is coming to see Jack. So, who is Jack’s friend. If anda guessed Thomas Jefferson,...