From another e-mel I received. Just for fun!
EMPLOYEE MEMO
Dress Code
1. It is advised that anda come to work dressed according to your salary. If we see anda wearing Prada shoes and carrying a Gucci bag, we assume anda are doing well financially and therefore do not need a pay raise.
2. If anda dress poorly, anda need to learn to manage your money better, so that anda may buy nicer clothes, and therefore anda do not need a pay raise.
3. If anda dress just right, anda are right where anda need to be and therefore anda do not need a pay raise.
Sick Days
We will no longer accept a doctor's certificate as proof...
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