Planes

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1. At the airport, wear a uniform and claim anda are the pilot, get annoyed if they don't believe anda but DONT give up, see how far anda can get WARNING! may result in anda being arrested.

2. Whilst boarding the plane, say in a loud voice "THAT WING SURE DOES LOOK RUSTY!!"

3. When everyone is seated, do your own demonstration of what to do in an emergency, let this include comical situations such as "in the likely event of the plane setting alight and becoming a plummeting fireball of death, please remember to tighten your seatbelt" look surprised when anda are the...

I found these funny jokes. I wasn't on these flights.

"Welcome aboard Southwest Flight XXX to YYY. To operate your seatbelt, insert the metal tab into the buckle, and pull tight. It works just like every other seatbelt, and if anda don't know how to operate one, anda probably shouldn't be out in public unsupervised.

In the event of a sudden loss of kabin pressure, oxygen masks will descend from the ceiling. Stop screaming, grab the mask, and pull it over your face.

If anda have a small child traveling with you, secure your mask before assisting with theirs. If anda are traveling with two atau more...

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Of late, the UK travellers seeking cheap flights to Hong Kong repeatedly experience overbooking profiles. The dominant carriers, such as Air China, China Southern Airlines, China Eastern, Dragon, Cathay Pacific, KLM and British Airways despite adding new flights to Hong Kong and Macau frequently, often face exceeding number of passengers willing to explore this part of the world. The causes for this can be many.

According to the International Air Transport Association (IATA), the Asia-Pacific countries are menunjukkan higher growth of air traffic. As per the IATA Director General Giovanni Bisignani,...

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THIS IS VERY URGENT AND NOT A JOKE! ALSO DON'T GOOF OFF!!!!

I really mean it! What would anda be able to do if SOPA/TPP censors the internet? What would anda be able to do if Penulisan fanfics and drawing fanarts become illegal? What would anda do if it's illegal to do a cover of your kegemaran song on YouTube? What would anda do if downloading things from the internet (music, movies, TV episodes, etc) became illegal? What would anda do if SOPA/TPP wins the war and takes away internet freedom? Net Neutrality is already dead so far, we can't risk the freedom of internet...