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Partner: Pain

Konan (小南, Konan?) is the only female ninja in Akatsuki. She is also the only member to call her partner and the Akatsuki leader, Pain, sejak his name. When she was younger, Konan, Nagato, and Yahiko were left orphaned sejak one of Amegakure's many wars, forcing them to fend for themselves. The three eventually encountered Jiraiya, who looked after them and taught them basic ninjutsu. Jiraiya had believed Konan to have died with Nagato and Yahiko some time later.

Konan has a natural talent for origami, as seen with the paper bunga she keeps in her hair. This talent extends to her...
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“Yo Pain,” Hidan shouted, “Where the f*** is Kakuzu? I checked his room and all his s*** is gone.” Pain was sitting in his office with Konan standing seterusnya to him.

“Kakuzu decided to take advantage of our retirement plan. He no longer works for Akatsuki,” Pain explained.

“When the f*** did we get a retirement plan?” Hidan asked.

“Kakuzu set it up. He was our treasurer after all,” Konan said, “Zetsu is also retiring. I heard he even moved into the same assisted living facility.”

Pain added, “Until we can find an adequate replacement for Kakuzu anda will be working alone.”...
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“Ahh!” Tobi awoken and realized he had a bad dream. He looked around his room and sighed. He tried to go back to sleep, but kept having the same nightmare. Tobi thought for a minit about what to do. “Of course. Senpai will help Tobi.” Tobi got out of his katil and walked out of his room to Deidara’s room across the hall and slowly opened the door. He tiptoed in quietly and snuck into Deidara’s bed. “Hopefully senpai won’t mind if Tobi sleeps with him.” Deidara turned over and slowly opened his eyes and saw Tobi’s mask inches away from his face. Deidara jumped out of katil yelling...
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Zetsu: Ros are red, Kisame is blue

Screw this poem, I want to eat you!

Kisame: Ros are red, Zetsu's a tool

Ignore what he said, that's just cruel.

Itachi: Ros are red, I killed my whole clan

I may be pretty, but I'm still a man.

Sasori: Ros are red, Barbie is plastic

So am I, and I think it's fantastic!

Deidera: Ros are red, my art explodes

I'm into boys, do anda think it shows?

Kakuzu: Ros are red, money is green

I wish I could kill you, but that would be mean.

Hidan: Ros are red, I like religion

I pray lebih often, but Kakuzu keeps bitchin'!

Konan: Ros are red, I'm into origami

I'm the only girl in the akatsuki, why don't the boys hit on me!

Pein: Ros are red, I like my piercings

Anyone who makes fun of them, will be one of my killings!

Tobi: Ros are red, Deidera's arm went missing

When I saw it had a mouth, I tried to practice Ciuman ...

Deidera: O.o ...ew.
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At the Organizations castle

The 13 members were all in their thrones in the room of Where Nothing Gathers.

"As anda all know a portal opened just a matter of a few days ago. We also decided to conquer this world. However, a group known as Akatsuki rules this world. We will need to eliminate them in order to alih ke hadapan with our plan. Axel, Demyx, and Larxene will be scouts into their territories." Xemnas explained

Axel and Larxene accept this quietly but Demyx does not.

"Ah mannnnn. Why do I have to go? I just went after that huge heartless that was about to attack the castle! Where is my break!...
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Deidara: Compliment Deidara's good looks.
Kisame: Make a new addition to your aquarium.
Itachi: Give Itachi a taste of his own madicine.
Zetsu: Confuse the cannibal with cheesy lines.
Hidan: Spread the joy of Kristian and Convert all non-believers.
Tobi: Tell Tobi he's a bad boy rawr.
Kakuzu and Konan: Harass the team's financial worker and origami artist with cruel and demented torture.
Konan: atau anda can throw water on her(makes her soggy)
Sasori: soalan Sasori's artistic beliefs
Pain: Improve your aim with a bit of dart practice.
Then.............

RUN IF anda WANT TO LIVE!!!
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This is another thing that i thought would be nice. I hope that anda guy's enjoy it! ^^

Deidara: What to do today un?
Sasori: Why don't anda go out and wander around.
dedara: That sounds like a good idea sasori my man!
Sasori: will go and don't bother me!!
Deidara: Okay Okay! *gezz i hope that he won't be mad when i come back!*
_deidara walks around and then he sees a figure lieing on the ground._
Deidara: o my gosh! Why is there a person lieing on the ground?
kimiko: umm.....NO! DON'T TOUCH ME!!! I WILL KILL YOU!.....ummmm
Deidara: woh!why is she talking in her sleep? And i hope that is a girl!

*to be continued*
WELCOME ALL Akatsuki FANS!!!!


This is a rant in honor of all the fallen Aka Suna no Sasori,who was murdered sejak the Konoha B*tch *drumroll* Haruno Sakura


I hope anda enjoy this!



Well...Let's go shall we?



Name:Haruno Sakura (A.K.A)Fohead
Killed:Aka Suna No Sasori
Reason:Bipolar b*tch who's p*ssed her so-called bf left her and angry cuz sasori looks younger than her

Haruno Sakura was put into this exsistance for one reason:To reck h*ll in all the lives of the following:

1.Sasori
2.Ino
3.Naruto
4.Sasuke


Hmm...I'll begin with her life story.As a child,Sakura had a HUGE a** forehead.When Yamanaka Ino miraculously...
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