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Ah, the obligatory obsession page that seems to be on every Alan Rickman fanpage. Well, I got one too! Any contributions? e-mel them to me here. Anyway, anda know you're obsessed with Alan Rickman when...
1. anda try to act and dress like Snape, even though you're a girl.
2. Every time anda start to type a word beginning with A atau R, anda accidentally type Alan atau Rickman.
3. Spoons hold a special meaning for you.
4. All of your conversations manage to find their way to the topic of Alan.
5. anda buy Die Hard 3 for the sole reason of owning a two saat archive footage of Alan falling off of the building.
6. It's not enough to run one webpage dedicated to Alan Rickman. anda must have at least three.
7. Alan's fanmail agency has a special file folder labelled with your name.
8. anda spend lebih money on buying Alan birthday presents than anda spend on your friend's birthdays.
9. Your Friends all look at anda whenever Alan Rickman is mentioned.
10. anda buy a season pass to Magic Mountain and spend all hari standing seterusnya to the roller coasters in hopes of seeing Alan drop by.
11. anda have named all of your pets Snape, Hans, Nottingham, Metatron, atau other Alan Rickman related names.
12. anda buy pets in order to name them Snape, Hans, atau Nottingham.
13. anda read the Alan Rickman biography, and don't learn anything new.
14. Rima has to call anda up whenever she needs to know something about her manfriend.
15. Your idea of a nighttime lullaby is listening to Alan Rickman narrate "The Return Of The Native."
16. anda read through the Alan Rickman filmography, even though anda know you've got it fully memorized.
17. According to you, Die Hard and Robin hud, hood Prince Of Thieves were tragedies.
18. anda want to get into Alan's pants, even though anda know he's technically old enough to be your grandfather.
19. anda have actually attempted some moves off of the Ways To Get Alan To Notice anda page.
20. You've read through the Alan Versus God page and agree with it wholeheartedly.
21. Your personal homepage has lebih pictures and information about Alan Rickman than you.
22. Instead of decorating your school binder with Alan Rickman pictures, anda decide to decorate the school with Alan Rickman pictures.
23. anda paste an Alan Rickman picture to the ceiling above your katil so that's he's the last person anda see when anda go to sleep and first person to see when anda wake up.
24. Your movie collection is categorized into Alan Rickman movies, Filem of actors who have co-starred with Alan, and Filem influenced sejak Alan.
25. anda are constantly mesmerized sejak Alan.
26. You've read the above statement and actually get what I'm talking about.
27. anda spend upwards of a hundred and fifty bucks for the Beckett On Film DVD set, featuring a fifteen minit clip of Alan encrused with rusty green makeup and sitting in a funeral urn.
28. People ask you, "Do anda like Alan Rickman?" and you're too choked up with emotion to say anything.
29. anda can view a map of the world and correctly identify which Alan Filem were filmed in which cities.
30. anda declare February 21 a national holiday.
31. anda find that your daily speech consists of lebih than fifty percent Alan Rickman movie quotes.
32. anda measure time sejak the dates of Alan movie premieres.
33. anda surf through the senarai of Alan Filem on Amazon.com, even though you've already bought all of them.
34. anda know lebih about Snape than JK Rowling does.
35. anda buy an extra DVD player, just so it can play on loop that special scene from Dark Harbor.
36. anda see copies of Truly Madly Deeply at the video store and anda get all flustered, even though anda already own three copies of that movie at home.
37. anda attend Applied Microeconomics classes at Kingston universiti just so Rima Horton can be your teacher, and anda can suck up to her for the purpose of getting close to her manfriend.
38. anda find out that Ms. Horton retired July 2002, and yet anda decide to take Applied Econ at Kingston anyway.
39. anda read lists like this one and wonder how in the world the Webmistress got a hold of your daily schedule.
40. People ask anda who the king of England is, and anda say, "Alan Rickman."
41. People ask anda who the wealthiest person in the world is, and anda say, "Rima Horton."
42. People ask anda to name one person off of the FBI's most wanted criminal list, and anda say, "Kevin Costner."
43. anda buy yards of velvet and rustle it around to hear if it really sounds like Alan Rickman.
44. anda officially change your birthdate so that your Astrologi sign will be lebih compatible with Alan's Pisces.
45. anda ditch your education and job, and alih to London to become a mailman on Alan's street.
46. Your Friends begin talking about Harry, Hermione and Ron, and anda ask them, "Wait, who are they again and are anda sure they were in that movie Severus Snape And The Sorcerer's Stone?"
47. anda buy a whole bunch of airbags and pad them around the bottoms of tall buildings, so that if Hans Gruber falls down one of them, he wouldn't have to die.
48. Your Friends refuse to take anda to showings of Cinta Actually, for fear anda might throw yourself at the screen and shout, "The kalung is mine, bitch! The kalung is mine!"
49. anda make your hair look like black wires, eat garlic to make your breath stinky, speak in an annoying voice, and plod heavily when anda walk, so that whenever Alan recites Shakespeare's Sonnet 130, anda know that he's referring to you.
50. anda spend lebih money on stationary, stamps, and other necessities for fanmail than anda do on food.
51. anda have bartered out half of the CDs in your CD collection to buy Charlie Dore's Things Change, just so anda can hear thirty saat of Alan Rickman listing out various types of dances.
52. It's not enough to succeed in meeting Alan Rickman outside of the stage door. Others must fail. (My, posessive, aren't we?)
53. Bruce Willis has a restraining order on you, because anda tried to kill him too many times.
54. Your first words in this world were, "I'll cut your hati, tengah-tengah out with a spoon!"
55. anda actually know what I'm talking about when I mention Blind Corner, Wetherby, Bodas De Sangre, and Eco-Challenge Argentina.
56. anda can senarai sejak name lebih than four Muzik CDs (yes, that's right, four Muzik compact discs) that feature Alan Rickman.
57. anda actually own all of the aforementioned CDs. (These being the Help! I'm A ikan sountrack, Texas' In Demand UK single Part 1, Mike Oldfield's Tubular Bells 2, and Charlie Dore's Things Change. Am I missing any? Edit: Apparently I am! Fellow Rickmaniac Stacey points out that Alan's also in RADA's When Cinta Speaks, and Victoria Wood's CD, Victoria Wood Encore.)
58. anda nearly die of shock whenever anda hear people say, "Who's Alan Rickman?"
59. anda nearly die of happiness whenever anda hear people say, "Who's Alan Rickman?" because that means less people know about him, and anda have less competition to fight against.
60. Your idea of recreation is polishing your Alan Rickman movie DVD and VHS cases.
61. Files folders in your computer include names like, "Diving Scene Screencaps Backup Set Number 5," "Photos Of Snape Action Figure," and "Alan Interviews Dec. 1989 - Jan. 1990."
62. anda have a perpetual scar across your cheek, because anda think it's cool to look like the Sheriff of Nottingham.
63. Every night anda listessly play half of a Bach duet on the piano, in hopes that Jamie will magically appear at your side with his cello.
64. anda learn to play the Piano in order to accomplish the above.
65. anda can accurately draw from memory a picture of Alan's crooked lower teeth.
66. anda pride yourself on the fact that anda can draw from memory a picture of Alan's crooked lower teeth.
67. anda can correctly identify an Alan movie sejak the fonts used in the opening credits.
68. anda can recite whole Alan movies, word for word, from memory. Backwards.
69. Friends mention the name of any celebrity, and you're able to instantly connect that person to Alan Rickman. ("Missy Elliot? Isn't she the rapper who did a song for the movie Moulin Rouge, which starred Ewan McGregor, who was in Down With Cinta with Rene Zellwegger, who was in Bridget Jones' Diary with Colin Firth, who was in Cinta Actually with Alan Rickman?")
70. anda are not able to accomplish the above, because you've only seen Alan Rickman movies, and Filem like Moulin Rouge, which does not bintang your man, are below your radar.
71. Your Internet gets disconnected, but anda can still access all of the Alan Rickman fansites offline.
72. anda are the penulis of over fifty percent of all Alan fansites on the web.
73. Other peminat-peminat boast they can recite Alan Rickman's filmography, but anda only laugh in their face, because anda believe such knowledge is like water and air, and saying anda can recite Alan's filmography is like saying anda can recite the alphabet.
74. Alan's bedroom window has an imprint of your face on it, because every evening anda press your face to the window to watch him sleep. (Okay, that's just creepy.)
75. Alan has used up a whole Sharpie signing autographs for you.
76. anda have enough Alan autographs to kertas dinding up your room.
77. anda read lists like these and get depressed, because anda haven't done two atau three of these things, and anda feel unworthy of being a fan.
78. For your Potions, I mean, Chemistry teacher's birthday, anda buy him plastic surgery so that he can look like Professor Snape. If your Chem teacher is a woman, anda buy her a sex change along with the plastic surgery.
79. anda learn how to tango just in case one hari anda and Alan should be at the same social function where there is dancing. (Contributed sejak S_k. Thanks!)
80. anda hand out pics of Alan to your female colleagues in order to convert them to him. (Numbers 80 to 84 are contributed sejak Simone! And they are based on her experiences too! Thanks so much!)
81. anda plan "Delaford picnics" with your newly converted colleagues. Your colleagues look puzzled when you're wearing anything else than black.
82. Your colleagues grin knowingly when anda say you're off to the cellar.
83. Your hairdresser knows that anda want your hair dyed "as black as Severus's". While your hairdresser is putting on the color, anda fantasize that it's Phil Allen doing your hair.
84. Your Friends have lists of words that anda associate with Alan, and they try to avoid them so anda won't talk about him. anda talk about him anyway.
85. anda make your own personal Severus Snape bedsheets so it looks like you're with him in bed. (Submitted sejak Eden! Thanks!)
86. anda post pictures of Alan Rickman in your bathroom.
87. Every hari anda wait forlornly in the Educational Toys section of the local hobby store in hopes that Severus Snape will "run along and play with his chemistry set."
89. anda hear Tina Turner's "Simply The Best" and immediately think Alan Rickman. (Contributed sejak Petra. Thanks!)
90. anda are a lesbian but are still in Cinta with Alan and dress up like Snape at Halloween for your middle school students and really, really, get into the part. (Contributed sejak Miss Houde. Thanks!)
91. anda can tell where in the credits Alan Rickman's name comes up simply sejak hearing the Muzik that overlays the credits.(Contributed sejak Mystic Song. Thanks!)
92. You've listened to the song "Intelligence" lebih than 10 times, even though it makes anda want to stab your own eardrums out with a dull pencil. Because a true Rickmaniac goes above and beyond obsessed...(Contributed sejak Dominique. Thanks!)
93. When your friend is surfing the web at her house and anda see an ad with a house and words across the bottom that say, "Shop For A Loan," and anda literally jump because for a moment anda think it says, "Shop For Alan." (Contributed sejak Satai. Thanks!)
94. When anda go out with berkata friend and anda start silently counting the minit until anda can get back utama to the computer and come back to "The Slightly Weird Alan Rickman Fansite For Slightly Weird Fans." (Contributed sejak Satai. I'm glad the site is such a positive influence on your social life! Woot!)
95. anda download Marvin The Robot (Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy) screensaver. Just to hear Alan telling anda how depressed he is and that anda can't make him feel better. Then start thinking about how anda could make him feel better. (Contributed sejak Simone. Thanks!)
96. anda start dating a Rawak guy named Alan just so anda can say that name to someone who's kissed anda before. (Contributed sejak Snapie666. Thanks!)
97. anda send an e-mel to Rima using your Political Science Major to ask her questions, only hoping that the two of anda will hit it off and seterusnya time you're in London anda get to have makan malam, majlis makan malam with her and Alan. (Contributed sejak Alan Rocks My Socks. Thanks!)
found here:
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Ah, the obligatory obsession page that seems to be on every Alan Rickman fanpage. Well, I got one too! Any contributions? e-mel them to me here. Anyway, anda know you're obsessed with Alan Rickman when...
1. anda try to act and dress like Snape, even though you're a girl.
2. Every time anda start to type a word beginning with A atau R, anda accidentally type Alan atau Rickman.
3. Spoons hold a special meaning for you.
4. All of your conversations manage to find their way to the topic of Alan.
5. anda buy Die Hard 3 for the sole reason of owning a two saat archive footage of Alan falling off of the building.
6. It's not enough to run one webpage dedicated to Alan Rickman. anda must have at least three.
7. Alan's fanmail agency has a special file folder labelled with your name.
8. anda spend lebih money on buying Alan birthday presents than anda spend on your friend's birthdays.
9. Your Friends all look at anda whenever Alan Rickman is mentioned.
10. anda buy a season pass to Magic Mountain and spend all hari standing seterusnya to the roller coasters in hopes of seeing Alan drop by.
11. anda have named all of your pets Snape, Hans, Nottingham, Metatron, atau other Alan Rickman related names.
12. anda buy pets in order to name them Snape, Hans, atau Nottingham.
13. anda read the Alan Rickman biography, and don't learn anything new.
14. Rima has to call anda up whenever she needs to know something about her manfriend.
15. Your idea of a nighttime lullaby is listening to Alan Rickman narrate "The Return Of The Native."
16. anda read through the Alan Rickman filmography, even though anda know you've got it fully memorized.
17. According to you, Die Hard and Robin hud, hood Prince Of Thieves were tragedies.
18. anda want to get into Alan's pants, even though anda know he's technically old enough to be your grandfather.
19. anda have actually attempted some moves off of the Ways To Get Alan To Notice anda page.
20. You've read through the Alan Versus God page and agree with it wholeheartedly.
21. Your personal homepage has lebih pictures and information about Alan Rickman than you.
22. Instead of decorating your school binder with Alan Rickman pictures, anda decide to decorate the school with Alan Rickman pictures.
23. anda paste an Alan Rickman picture to the ceiling above your katil so that's he's the last person anda see when anda go to sleep and first person to see when anda wake up.
24. Your movie collection is categorized into Alan Rickman movies, Filem of actors who have co-starred with Alan, and Filem influenced sejak Alan.
25. anda are constantly mesmerized sejak Alan.
26. You've read the above statement and actually get what I'm talking about.
27. anda spend upwards of a hundred and fifty bucks for the Beckett On Film DVD set, featuring a fifteen minit clip of Alan encrused with rusty green makeup and sitting in a funeral urn.
28. People ask you, "Do anda like Alan Rickman?" and you're too choked up with emotion to say anything.
29. anda can view a map of the world and correctly identify which Alan Filem were filmed in which cities.
30. anda declare February 21 a national holiday.
31. anda find that your daily speech consists of lebih than fifty percent Alan Rickman movie quotes.
32. anda measure time sejak the dates of Alan movie premieres.
33. anda surf through the senarai of Alan Filem on Amazon.com, even though you've already bought all of them.
34. anda know lebih about Snape than JK Rowling does.
35. anda buy an extra DVD player, just so it can play on loop that special scene from Dark Harbor.
36. anda see copies of Truly Madly Deeply at the video store and anda get all flustered, even though anda already own three copies of that movie at home.
37. anda attend Applied Microeconomics classes at Kingston universiti just so Rima Horton can be your teacher, and anda can suck up to her for the purpose of getting close to her manfriend.
38. anda find out that Ms. Horton retired July 2002, and yet anda decide to take Applied Econ at Kingston anyway.
39. anda read lists like this one and wonder how in the world the Webmistress got a hold of your daily schedule.
40. People ask anda who the king of England is, and anda say, "Alan Rickman."
41. People ask anda who the wealthiest person in the world is, and anda say, "Rima Horton."
42. People ask anda to name one person off of the FBI's most wanted criminal list, and anda say, "Kevin Costner."
43. anda buy yards of velvet and rustle it around to hear if it really sounds like Alan Rickman.
44. anda officially change your birthdate so that your Astrologi sign will be lebih compatible with Alan's Pisces.
45. anda ditch your education and job, and alih to London to become a mailman on Alan's street.
46. Your Friends begin talking about Harry, Hermione and Ron, and anda ask them, "Wait, who are they again and are anda sure they were in that movie Severus Snape And The Sorcerer's Stone?"
47. anda buy a whole bunch of airbags and pad them around the bottoms of tall buildings, so that if Hans Gruber falls down one of them, he wouldn't have to die.
48. Your Friends refuse to take anda to showings of Cinta Actually, for fear anda might throw yourself at the screen and shout, "The kalung is mine, bitch! The kalung is mine!"
49. anda make your hair look like black wires, eat garlic to make your breath stinky, speak in an annoying voice, and plod heavily when anda walk, so that whenever Alan recites Shakespeare's Sonnet 130, anda know that he's referring to you.
50. anda spend lebih money on stationary, stamps, and other necessities for fanmail than anda do on food.
51. anda have bartered out half of the CDs in your CD collection to buy Charlie Dore's Things Change, just so anda can hear thirty saat of Alan Rickman listing out various types of dances.
52. It's not enough to succeed in meeting Alan Rickman outside of the stage door. Others must fail. (My, posessive, aren't we?)
53. Bruce Willis has a restraining order on you, because anda tried to kill him too many times.
54. Your first words in this world were, "I'll cut your hati, tengah-tengah out with a spoon!"
55. anda actually know what I'm talking about when I mention Blind Corner, Wetherby, Bodas De Sangre, and Eco-Challenge Argentina.
56. anda can senarai sejak name lebih than four Muzik CDs (yes, that's right, four Muzik compact discs) that feature Alan Rickman.
57. anda actually own all of the aforementioned CDs. (These being the Help! I'm A ikan sountrack, Texas' In Demand UK single Part 1, Mike Oldfield's Tubular Bells 2, and Charlie Dore's Things Change. Am I missing any? Edit: Apparently I am! Fellow Rickmaniac Stacey points out that Alan's also in RADA's When Cinta Speaks, and Victoria Wood's CD, Victoria Wood Encore.)
58. anda nearly die of shock whenever anda hear people say, "Who's Alan Rickman?"
59. anda nearly die of happiness whenever anda hear people say, "Who's Alan Rickman?" because that means less people know about him, and anda have less competition to fight against.
60. Your idea of recreation is polishing your Alan Rickman movie DVD and VHS cases.
61. Files folders in your computer include names like, "Diving Scene Screencaps Backup Set Number 5," "Photos Of Snape Action Figure," and "Alan Interviews Dec. 1989 - Jan. 1990."
62. anda have a perpetual scar across your cheek, because anda think it's cool to look like the Sheriff of Nottingham.
63. Every night anda listessly play half of a Bach duet on the piano, in hopes that Jamie will magically appear at your side with his cello.
64. anda learn to play the Piano in order to accomplish the above.
65. anda can accurately draw from memory a picture of Alan's crooked lower teeth.
66. anda pride yourself on the fact that anda can draw from memory a picture of Alan's crooked lower teeth.
67. anda can correctly identify an Alan movie sejak the fonts used in the opening credits.
68. anda can recite whole Alan movies, word for word, from memory. Backwards.
69. Friends mention the name of any celebrity, and you're able to instantly connect that person to Alan Rickman. ("Missy Elliot? Isn't she the rapper who did a song for the movie Moulin Rouge, which starred Ewan McGregor, who was in Down With Cinta with Rene Zellwegger, who was in Bridget Jones' Diary with Colin Firth, who was in Cinta Actually with Alan Rickman?")
70. anda are not able to accomplish the above, because you've only seen Alan Rickman movies, and Filem like Moulin Rouge, which does not bintang your man, are below your radar.
71. Your Internet gets disconnected, but anda can still access all of the Alan Rickman fansites offline.
72. anda are the penulis of over fifty percent of all Alan fansites on the web.
73. Other peminat-peminat boast they can recite Alan Rickman's filmography, but anda only laugh in their face, because anda believe such knowledge is like water and air, and saying anda can recite Alan's filmography is like saying anda can recite the alphabet.
74. Alan's bedroom window has an imprint of your face on it, because every evening anda press your face to the window to watch him sleep. (Okay, that's just creepy.)
75. Alan has used up a whole Sharpie signing autographs for you.
76. anda have enough Alan autographs to kertas dinding up your room.
77. anda read lists like these and get depressed, because anda haven't done two atau three of these things, and anda feel unworthy of being a fan.
78. For your Potions, I mean, Chemistry teacher's birthday, anda buy him plastic surgery so that he can look like Professor Snape. If your Chem teacher is a woman, anda buy her a sex change along with the plastic surgery.
79. anda learn how to tango just in case one hari anda and Alan should be at the same social function where there is dancing. (Contributed sejak S_k. Thanks!)
80. anda hand out pics of Alan to your female colleagues in order to convert them to him. (Numbers 80 to 84 are contributed sejak Simone! And they are based on her experiences too! Thanks so much!)
81. anda plan "Delaford picnics" with your newly converted colleagues. Your colleagues look puzzled when you're wearing anything else than black.
82. Your colleagues grin knowingly when anda say you're off to the cellar.
83. Your hairdresser knows that anda want your hair dyed "as black as Severus's". While your hairdresser is putting on the color, anda fantasize that it's Phil Allen doing your hair.
84. Your Friends have lists of words that anda associate with Alan, and they try to avoid them so anda won't talk about him. anda talk about him anyway.
85. anda make your own personal Severus Snape bedsheets so it looks like you're with him in bed. (Submitted sejak Eden! Thanks!)
86. anda post pictures of Alan Rickman in your bathroom.
87. Every hari anda wait forlornly in the Educational Toys section of the local hobby store in hopes that Severus Snape will "run along and play with his chemistry set."
89. anda hear Tina Turner's "Simply The Best" and immediately think Alan Rickman. (Contributed sejak Petra. Thanks!)
90. anda are a lesbian but are still in Cinta with Alan and dress up like Snape at Halloween for your middle school students and really, really, get into the part. (Contributed sejak Miss Houde. Thanks!)
91. anda can tell where in the credits Alan Rickman's name comes up simply sejak hearing the Muzik that overlays the credits.(Contributed sejak Mystic Song. Thanks!)
92. You've listened to the song "Intelligence" lebih than 10 times, even though it makes anda want to stab your own eardrums out with a dull pencil. Because a true Rickmaniac goes above and beyond obsessed...(Contributed sejak Dominique. Thanks!)
93. When your friend is surfing the web at her house and anda see an ad with a house and words across the bottom that say, "Shop For A Loan," and anda literally jump because for a moment anda think it says, "Shop For Alan." (Contributed sejak Satai. Thanks!)
94. When anda go out with berkata friend and anda start silently counting the minit until anda can get back utama to the computer and come back to "The Slightly Weird Alan Rickman Fansite For Slightly Weird Fans." (Contributed sejak Satai. I'm glad the site is such a positive influence on your social life! Woot!)
95. anda download Marvin The Robot (Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy) screensaver. Just to hear Alan telling anda how depressed he is and that anda can't make him feel better. Then start thinking about how anda could make him feel better. (Contributed sejak Simone. Thanks!)
96. anda start dating a Rawak guy named Alan just so anda can say that name to someone who's kissed anda before. (Contributed sejak Snapie666. Thanks!)
97. anda send an e-mel to Rima using your Political Science Major to ask her questions, only hoping that the two of anda will hit it off and seterusnya time you're in London anda get to have makan malam, majlis makan malam with her and Alan. (Contributed sejak Alan Rocks My Socks. Thanks!)
