SEASON 1!
Alex: Morning, Dr Model.
Izzie: Dr. Evil Spawn.
Alex: Ooooh, nice tat. Do they airbrush that out for the catalogs?
Izzie: I don't know. What do they do for the 666 on your skull?
Izzie: Fine! Let's look at that tattoo up close and personal, shall we? [She rips off her baju and throws it at Alex] What are these? Oh, my God! Breasts! How does anybody practice medicine hauling these things around? And what have we got back here? Let’s see if I remember my anatomy. [Takes off her pants] Glutes, right? Let’s study them, shall we? Gather around and check out the booty that put Izzie Stevens through Med. school! Have anda had enough atau should I continue, because I have a few lebih very interesting tattoos. anda want to call me Dr. Model? That's fine. Just remember that while you're still sitting on Two-Hundred Grand of student loans, I'm out of debt.
Izzie: [to a patient after he throws up on Alex] anda are so my kegemaran person today.
SEASON 2
Alex: Dude hits like my sister.
Izzie: Oh, so sejak that definition, anda got beat up sejak a girl.
Izzie: Why do anda do that?
Alex: Do what?
Izzie: Act like an keldai whenever any one but me is around. They hate anda enough as it is.
Izzie: It's just anda think, anda think anda know someone, know who they are. anda share a house and make wishes on eyelashes with them and we don't know each other, none of us. We're just a bunch of interns who work together. There's nothing there.
Alex: Wait
Izzie: What?
Alex: anda have an eyelash. [Places eyelash on palm] Make a wish and blow it away. [Speaking to other nurse] Hey, Nurse Ratchet, there's a dead guy stinking up room 4125. Do something before he rots.
Izzie: [walking away] See, that is exactly what I'm talking about. Why are anda so afraid of menunjukkan people anda are a decent human being?
Izzie: How can someone be so offensive and yet so charming all at the same time?
Alex: It's an art form.
Alex: anda berkata that word so many times today, it doesn't even sound like a word anymore. Just saying anda can talk to me. Cuz, anda know, even if I repeat every word anda say, no one around here likes me, they just call me a liar and a moron.
Meredith: Izzie likes you. You're blushing.
Alex: Shut up.
Meredith: anda should take something.
Cristina: Drugs are for babies.
Izzie: I hate Alex.
Cristina: And the non sequitur award goes to...
Izzie: I’m sorry, but I hate Alex.
Meredith: I broke up with Derek.
Cristina: Burke wants to have a relationship.
Izzie: Boys are stupid.
Cristina: Yep.
Alex: So, dude. What’s the deal with Izzie?
George: She shaved her legs for you.
Alex: And?
George: And anda didn’t Ciuman her goodnight.
Patient: She shaved her legs for anda and anda didn’t follow through?
Alex: hei I followed through, I always follow through.
George: anda didn’t last night.
Alex: Mind your own business.
George: Mind... She had expectations, women have expectations and anda didn’t meet them. hei I live with these women and every time anda guys don’t meet their expectations I have to hear about it. So it is my business.
Izzie: I had a good time. Really. Thank you. It's the perfect evening. Best tarikh ever.
Alex: Izzie.
Izzie: anda know I especially like the part where anda treated me like crap the entire night. That was fun.
Alex: I had a good time.
Izzie: Really?
Alex: Yeah.
[Izzie leans in, hoping...waiting for a goodnight kiss]
Alex: I gotta go.
Izzie: Seriously?! Seriously?!!
Izzie: Seriously?
Izzie: anda couldn't even have bothered to Ciuman me goodnight, Izzie continues. You're a coward, and you're just as shallow as anda seem.
Izzie: anda kissed me.
Alex: Yes, I did.
Izzie: Should we?... I mean, there's a discussion that we could have... if anda wanted to have one?
Alex: Izzie, I kissed you, with tongue, and I plan to do it again and again - get used to it. End of discussion.
Izzie: Ok.
Izzie: I couldn't do it. [Referring to having her ovaries and breasts removed].
Alex: What? Make yourself all hot and sexy for your boyfriend like Yang?
Cristina: Go wrestle something.
Alex: Here's the thing - I like your rack.
Izzie: God, what is wrong with you? Why do anda have to be so - what is wrong with you?
Alex: I like your rack and I'd want them around if I could have them, trust me I would, but it wouldn't be the end of the world if anda got rid of them... because really, I'd want you.
[Izzie slaps him]
Alex: Ow! What was that for?
[she kisses him]
Alex: [To Meredith, about telling Izzie he failed his Medical Board Exam] If I tell Izzie, she'll be all supportive and--She may as well just rip my nads off and turn them into earrings.
Izzie: Hey. I’ve been looking for you.
Alex: Hey.
Izzie: I’m on the quints case.
Alex: Yeah I heard.
Izzie: Yeah they’re going to need multiple surgeries once they’re delivered. I put anda on the pager senarai (she smiles) so you’re in too.
Alex (looks uncomfortable): Yeah I kinda got my own cases to worry about. So …
Izzie: Okay Alex, was it me? Because we seem to actually be having a normal time. A good time.
Alex: Yeah we were having a good time.
Izzie: Well then was it me? Was it something I did atau …
Alex: It wasn’t you. (he shrugs) I just … just didn’t feel like doing it. I was tired, anda know?
Izzie (smiles): Well do anda feel like doing it tonight?
Alex (half nods but still looks uncomfortable): I’m on call, so …
Izzie: Okay, well do anda feel like doing it now?
Alex (intrigued): What right now?
Izzie: People have sex in this hospital all the time.
Izzie: Is it just me atau … tell me it’s me.
Alex: It’s not you.
Izzie: Well then is it a medical thing? Or, atau a problem? Because guys have problems sometimes.
(Izzie puts on a green sweater top)
Alex: I don’t have a problem. (He reaches out and takes her hand in his) Get back down here. We’re going to do this until we do it.
Izzie (smiles): Okay.
(He pulls her onto the katil and starts removing her drawstrings to her scrub pants. Izzie laughs. All of a sudden her beeper goes off. She checks it and sighs)
Izzie: Uh. 911. I’m sorry. (She sits up and kisses Alex on the cheek) Dammit.
Alex (grins nodding): Heard anda broke his penis. Nice.
Meredith: So I’m having a lot of sex. What’s wrong with that?
Alex: Nothing wrong with that at all.
Meredith: It only gets problematic when anda start to care. When anda let your emotions get in the way. (Alex looks at Izzie) anda know?
Alex: Yeah, right.
(He walks up slowly to Izzie but his pager beeps. Izzie notices him and Alex looks at his pager)
Alex: Dammit.
Izzie: He's unbelievable. I'm so glad I never slept with him. Which is his loss. Because I'm really good in bed. Mind-blowingly good in bed.
Cristina: Are anda trying to seduce us?
Izzie: And he sleeps with Olivia, instead of me. Olivia?!
George: Hey, I slept with Olivia.
Izzie: Well, then anda both have bad taste.
George: anda know, anda can't say that anda weren't warned. Alex has always been Alex.
Meredith: anda dodged a bullet, Iz. You're better off without him.
Cristina: Why are anda even surprised? anda sleep with a snake, anda get bit.
Izzie: Thanks, guys. . . for the support.
Olivia: I had no idea that anda and Alex were a couple. It's just... I was having a bad day. And it was good... to have someone. And to talk to. I mean.. Not. Good to. Alex? Really.. Is.. Good. I mean. He's good in the way he's good person good. Not that kind of good. anda know. Good in katil good. Which. He is. As I'm sure anda know. O...Kay. Well. Bye.
George: Do anda think we'll get a new resident?
Alex: Nah, They'll probably just leave us all unattended, see how much damage we can do.
Izzie: Yeah, well, anda would know.
Izzie: anda failed your...YOU'RE HELPING HIM?
Izzie: He CHEATED on me! He CHEATED on me!
Cristina: I told anda she'd find out.
Izzie: Oh, of COURSE you're in on it. He CHEATED on me! With George's skanky syph nurse!
Meredith: We KNOW he cheated on you, that's why we let anda turn the house into Santa's freaking Village. We're not big on holidays. anda know that, but we're trying to be supportive, because you're having a hard time. But right now, Alex is having a harder time.
Izzie: Why does anybody care what kind of time Alex is having.
Meredith: Because he's Dirty Uncle Sal! [insert awkward pause, strange looks, springy sound effects, and little confused sputters from Cristina and George with a slight glare from Izzie here] He's Dirty Uncle Sal! He's the one who embarrasses everyone at family reunions and who can't be left alone with the teenage girls but anda invite him to the picnic anyway. [Pause, looks, sound effect, sputters, and glares continue] I have a mother who doesn't recognize me and as far as family goes this hospital, anda guys, are it. So I know you're pissed at Alex but maybe anda could try and help him anyway--sort of like in the spirit of this holiday anda keep shoving down everybody's throats!
Izzie: Wake up. God, no wonder anda failed your boards. What, do anda expect to learn this stuff sejak osmosis?
Alex: What are anda doing here?
Izzie: I'm a farmer, okay, I'm drooling, puking, and crapping my pants.
Alex: I can't believe you're helping me.
Izzie: Well I'm not ACTUALLY crapping my pants, now am I?
Alex: Why would anda want to help me after what I did?
Izzie: BECAUSE, IT'S WHAT Jesus WOULD FREAKIN' DO!
Alex: Is the nausea constant atau intermittent?
Izzie: Constant.
Alex: When did it first start?
Izzie: After I worked in the fields all day.
Alex: Do anda have any allergies you're aware of?
Izzie: No. [Starts crying]
Alex: Izzie, I never wanted to hurt you.
Izzie: anda didn't hurt me. I don't even know you. I'm a farmer.
Alex: You're, you're still the patient?
Izzie: What does it look like?
Alex: It's organo phosphates. Pesticide poisoning. Crying is a symptom, that's it right?
Richard: Oh and people our nurses are gonna have to work extra hours to compensate so treat them well. Cranky nurses don’t do us any good.
(The crowd disperse and Izzie and George walk past Alex)
Izzie (to Alex): Well maybe anda can cheer them up.
Izzie: anda know what? My New Year’s resolution was to let it go, and I am and I have let it go. I apologize.
George (amazed): anda do?
Izzie: I do. How’d your test go?
Alex: I feel pretty good about it but I won’t know for a few days.
Izzie: Well we’re all pulling for you.
George: We are?
Izzie: We are.
Izzie: [to Alex] Congratulations, you're not an idiot. Except when anda are being an idiot.
Izzie: Alex.
Alex: How crazy is this? Dude, it's like the Apocalypse.
Izzie: Alex.
Alex: It's true. Look around you. Half the people who're supposed to be saving lives have fled the building to save themselves. Bailey's husband almost died coming to see his kid getting born. The annoying twins are down on the atau floor with the guy who might literally explode their faces.
Izzie: Alex!
[Cut to the supply closet of hyperventilation, unrequited Cinta and unleashed passion where Izzie's practicing her lip locking moves on her non-boyfriend]
Izzie: Take off your pants.
Alex: Izzie, what are anda doing?
Izzie: I'm being a doer. Getting while the getting's good. Now take off your pants.
Alex: anda realize when I berkata the apocalypse before, I meant it metaphorically, not literally.
Izzie: Alex, I haven't had sex in eight months and twelve days. I'm horny, I'm half-naked, and I'm saying yes. Do anda want to stand there and talk metaphors, atau do anda want to literally take off your pants?
Izzie: I laugh at funerals
Alex: I don’t go to funerals… Izzie, Iz--
Izzie: I was jealous, I was jealous of Meredith in the surgery and I was jealous and now, now who’s jealous Alex
Alex: It’s gonna be ok
Izzie: Yeah
Alex: It’s just what anda say
Izzie: I know
Alex: Where are anda going?
Izzie: I can’t just… I gotta do something to help. Thank anda for saying it’s gonna be ok, even if it is just what anda say
Alex: Who's gonna tell him?
Izzie: I gave anda sex in the linen closet, anda tell him.
Alex: Fair enough
Izzie: anda have dirty in your eyes
Alex: anda have dirty in your eyes
Izzie: I'm not doing dirty with anda anymore. It was a one-time lapse in judgment
Alex: No it was a four time lapse in judgment.
Izzie: Well, it’s not gonna happen again
Alex: Oh, ok.
Izzie: I'm serious. We're Friends and it didn’t work when we tried to be lebih than that, so, as fun as it was, it’s not gonna happen again
Alex: Stop looking at me.
Izzie: I'm not looking at you, I'm rounding.
Alex: I'm rounding too.
Izzie: Fine.
Alex: Fine.
Izzie: anda know when anda don’t have sex for a while anda sort of forget how good it is and anda don't really need it as much?
George: Yeah that doesn't happen to guys.
Izzie: It’s like a beast, a beast that was asleep for a long, long time. And now the beast is wide-awake and wants to be fed and the Makanan that Alex gave it-- it was good Makanan George.
George: Something needs to be done about your taste.
Izzie: Ah, you’re just jealous because your beast is still asleep.
George: My beast isn’t asleep. My beast never sleeps.
George: anda fed the beast didn’t you?
Izzie: Twice.
Izzie: What? So I slept with him again. So I'm a big whore. A big horny whore who can't get enough. Can we get over the shocked silence already
Alex: anda free tonight?
Izzie: I might be.
Izzie: Just so we're clear, we're over, Alex. This is over.
Alex: What? You're breaking up with me over a corpse?
Izzie: No! No! I'm breaking up with anda because, on your very best day, that corpse... is twice the man anda will ever be. You're not good enough for me, Alex. You're not good enough for anyone.
Izzie: All I'm saying George, is that if she needs to pee she can at least wear a bra. atau maybe wait until she's alone. And for the Cinta of everything sanitary, could she just wash her hands? She's a surgeon!
George: anda guys were blocking the sink. Anyways, I think you're exaggerating.
Izzie: She peed! Naked peeing! Ask Meredith, Meredith. Oh that's right, I forgot, you're not talking to her. If anda were, she would tell anda that Callie crosses the line. So crossed the line. So freaking crossed.
Alex: Oh, we're still pretending that you're not seeing a patient, right?
Izzie: Oh, ass! Hey.
Alex: Isobel Stevens has finally left the hospital. Does this mean hati, tengah-tengah patient dude finally kicked it?
Izzie: I'm sorry, this section of the bar is for surgeons. We don't socialize with gynecologists.
Meredith: Alex, do this... for Izzie.
Alex: I'm not guaranteeing anything
Alex: Oh, anda look nice.
Izzie: Thanks, so do you. Hot date?
Alex: Nah, this thing is cheesy, I wouldn't waste a decent chick on this. anda headed in?
Izzie: Yeah, I'm just gonna go see Denny first.
Alex: Oh, OK.
Izzie: Can anda please, please, just get out? I want to be alone with Denny.
Alex: Izzie, that's not Denny.
Izzie: Shut up.
Alex: Izz, its not Denny. The minit his hati, tengah-tengah stopped beating he stopped being Denny. Now I know anda Cinta him, but he also loved you. And a guy that loves anda like that, he doesn't want anda to do this to yourself. Because it's not Denny, not anymore.
Izzie: An jam lalu he was proposing. And now . . . and now he's going to the morgue. Isn't that ridiculous? Isn't it the most ridiculous piece of crap you've ever heard? [starts sobbing]
[Alex picks her up, cradling her, and sits down on a chair holding and rocking her while she sobs]
SEASON 3
Izzie : Hi, Izzie Stevens. Washington
Alex: Hi. Alex Karev. Iowa.
Izzie: This is nice, right? They throw a mixer, pengadun for the new interns.
Alex: Yeah. It’s just an excuse to get us … all happy and drunk before they torture us. What program are anda in?
Izzie : Surgery.
Alex: Seriously?
Izzie : Seriously. What?
Alex : I- I picked anda for GYNE atau PEDS atau something.
Izzie : anda don’t think I can be a surgeon? I can be a surgeon.
Alex : Surgery is hardcore.
Izzie: I’m hardcore.
Alex: anda won’t last the 1st tahun babe.
Alex: Does it hurt?
Izzie: Yeah.
Alex: Where does it hurt?
Izzie: Everywhere...
Alex: Maybe it hurts for a reason.
Alex: Dr. Stevens is shadowing me today, so-
Izzie: Which one of these cases do anda need us on?
Mark: It's a really tragic one. I found out just this morning that I have over two weeks worth of dry cleaning that needs to be picked up. Stat."
Alex: Cool, that's it?
Mark: See, we're like a well-oiled machine, anda and me. I also need anda two to get me a sandwich, sandwic from that pathetic excuse for a deli. anda know the one I like, Karev. Oh, and go easy on the mayo this time. I think you're trying to kill me."
Izzie: Tell me again why anda put up with this crap?
Alex: Because one of these days he's gonna crack and let me in on a case.
Izzie: anda sure anda wanna do plastics that badly?
Mark: There anda are! What, did anda go all the way to New York for my pastrami?
Alex: Extra spicy, extra lettuce, light on the mayo.
George: Why aren't anda bragging about decanutlating the heart?
Cristina: I didn't decanulate the heart.
Izzie: Izzie and Alex do not believe you.
Meredith: Okay, what are anda two doing?
Izzie: Izzie and Alex have a patient who speaks about himself in the third person.
Alex: They thought it was annoying at first, but now they kinda like it.
Mark: How're anda doing, Mr. Jeffries?
Frank: Oh, Frank's doin' okay. He'd be doin' alot better if the twins were even.
Alex: Uh... twins?
Frank: Frank's new pecs
Izzie: Who is Frank?
Frank: You're lookin' at him!
Mark: Frank, these are interns. I'm supposed to be teaching them. Apparently, this is a teaching hospital. Karev?
Alex: Frank Jeffries is post op hari three for pectoral enhancement surgery. There was a slight complication when a saroma formed."
Mark: And what is a saroma?
Izzie: A build up of blood and fluid under the skin.
Mark: And that concludes today's teaching. A tube was inserted in Mr. Jeffries' chest to drain the excess fluid. I want anda to monitor him, check the tube for fluid output, change the dressing, and Dr. Stevens, I guess anda can... watch."
Alex: Actually Dr. Stevens is an excellent doctor.
Mark: Yeah. That's what I hear.
Izzie: I didn't know anda still feel that way about me.
Alex: Me either.
Izzie: I... I can't... I just...
Alex: Alex gets it. Alex is sorry he's such an idiot.
Izzie: Can Izzie buy Alex a drink?
Meredith: Izzie, anda cut the LVAD wire and she stuck sejak anda and did Denny's ECHO. Alex cheated on Izzie with syph nurse and she helped anda study for your boards. And George, when everybody was calling anda 007-"
George: She was calling me 007.
Meredith: Just let her off the hook.
Alex: It's okay.
Izzie: Sorry.
Izzie: Hey. anda been waiting long?
Man: Almost an hour?
Izzie: Mmm.
Man: Are anda my doctor?
Izzie: I can be. We have a clinic right outside those doors. No wait.
Alex: What's wrong with you?
Man: It hurts when I pee.
Alex and Izzie: Oh!
Alex: We can help with that.
Izzie: Yeah, it's easy. It's nothing. We could have anda outta here in less than an hour.
Man: Are anda hitting on me.
Izzie: We need patients. anda need doctors. And we just happen to be surgeons.
Man: anda think I need surgery?
Alex: anda never know.
Izzie: It's free. A free clinic.
Man: But my co-pays only ten bucks.
Izzie: That's lunch.
Izzie: Alex, God!
Alex: Yeah, yeah, yeah. I've seen it all before.
Izzie: What the hell are anda doing here?
Alex: Moving in.
Izzie: What?
Izzie: No, no. I'm not done in there yet.
Alex: Oh, no don't worry, not looking, not interested.
Izzie: Sorry about the lights.
Alex: Whatever. Food's good.
Izzie: anda want some pie?
Alex: Nah, I gotta go.
Izzie: Ah, big plans, got a hot date? Oh, good for you. I guess not interested really meant not interested.
Alex: Iz, anda didn't want me.
Izzie: Yeah, but that doesn't mean I want anda to want anyone else. Am I gonna be alone, pining over a dead guy forever?
Alex: I hope not, it's kind of a waste.
Izzie: Am I supposed to alih on now? Do people look at me and say she's gotta get over it already it's running her life?
Alex: You'll alih on when you're ready to.
(He kisses her cheek)
Alex: What are anda watching?
Izzie: Why can't anda sleep?
Alex: No reason.
Alex: Limes!
Meredith: Limes.
Izzie: Limes.
Alex: So what are we drinking to this time?
Izzie: Friends. Crappy friends.
Meredith: Family. Crappy family.
Alex: Again?
Meredith: Again.
Izzie: Again.
Meredith: Who wants another?
SEASPON 4!
Alex: Callie's a bitch.
Izzie: Word!
Izzie: Alex, I need a favor.
Alex: I don't have time for favors. I'm working here.
Izzie: Well, what are anda doing at lunch?
Alex: According to my interns, I'm watching Torres kick your keldai all up and down the cafeteria.
Izzie: How do they know?
Alex: So it's true. What'd anda do to her?
Izzie: Nothing.
Alex: Dude.
Alex: She wasn't breathing, chief.
Izzie: We didn't know what else to do.
Izzie: Can anda imagine being 14 years old and having some doctor tell anda you've got cancer? What do anda do with that?
Alex: Well, anda fight. Camille's a fighter. anda two have that in common. So what's it gonna be, Stevens gets her Bones broken atau Torres gets taken to the trailer park?
Izzie: Neither. It's not happening. But if it does, will anda pull her off me?
Alex: anda gonna tell me what anda did to her?
Izzie: anda have to promise not to say anything to anybody. Swear.
Alex: I swear. Jeez.
Izzie: I slept with George. I know. I'm a terrible person. Which is why I'm gonna let her get one good punch in. Maybe two. I deserve it. No, one. Then anda pull her off me.
Alex: anda slept with O'Malley?
Izzie: Alex, anda just berkata anda wouldn't say anything.
Alex: I won't, believe me. This...I'm embarrassed for you.
Alex: Believe me, anda don't want to know.
Izzie: Alex.
Alex: I'm just saying, whatever it is, it's not worth it.
Izzie: Actually, it is. Some things are worth fighting for.
Izzie: What, I'm invisible now?
Alex: What do anda want?
Izzie: So anda hate me now, too. Well, sertai the club.
Alex: anda and O'Malley? O'Malley!
Izzie: What? What is it that I did that is so horrifying? I fell in love, Alex.
Alex: He's married.
Izzie: Yeah, so? You're carrying a big ol' torch for Ava atau Jane Doe atau whatever it is that anda call her, and she's married. So what gives anda the right to judge what I do? Why do anda even care?
Alex: anda told me anda weren't ready yet...after Denny... to be with anyone. And then O'Malley? O'Malley. And then anda tell me like I'm one of your chick friends. Come on.
Izzie: Come in.
(Alex tosses her a box of tissues)
Alex: Keep it down, will you?
Meredith: What are anda guys doing up?
Izzie and Alex: Couldn't sleep.
SEASON 5!
Alex: Did she tell anda that I cried? Because THAT is a lie.
(to Meredith, about Izzie.)
Meredith: I'm sorry about chasing Alex.
Izzie: I forgive you.
Izzie: Did anda know that Meredith was planning on making us alih out?
Alex: I'm kind of busy here, Iz.
Rawak girl: anda can sertai us if anda want.
Izzie: Noo
Izzie: Guess what I found. An Apartment. A beautiful apartment with hardwood floors and a fireplace that anda can build fires in. And I can't afford it sejak myself. So .. I thought anda could get over yourself. We could live together.
Alex: No, thanks.
Izzie: Did I mention the hardwood floors? And the fireplace?
Alex: I'd rather live in my car.
Izzie: So apparantly there is some kind of leak. And the chief wants me to alih all the pre-op patients to the clinic so who is free to help me? AaAaah!
(Alex hit Izzie)
Alex: I have a high pain
Izzie: anda know what? Throw him out. Not me, just him.
Alex: She likes me more.
Izzie: I bake for everyone and I clean. The only thing anda bring to the house is filth. What would anda prefer Meredith? Chocolate cake atau a STD?
Alex: Hello
Alex: anda mencuri my surgery!
Izzie: Using me as a doormat is one thing. Screwing with my career is another! I have been wiping your snot and covering your keldai for weeks now. And all you've done is abuse me. And for a little while anda get to do that because you're heartbroken and pathetic, and I'm a good friend. But it ends now. Get your own surgery and wipe your own snot.
Izzie: Son of a bitch.
Alex: Go cry to somebody who cares.
Alex: I know I'm being an ass. I can't help it. I'm pissed off, all the time. So much so that I'm losing my mind. But anda can't be pissed at a crazy chick for losing her mind, so there's nobody else for me to be pissed at. Except you.
(to Izzie)
Izzie: Give me back my surgery atau I'll shoot your keldai off!
(to Alex)
Izzie: People are terrible to the people they Cinta sometimes. They're mean. anda were both having a hard time and anda took it out on each other. It doesn't make anda the worst wife in the world. It just makes anda a person who made a mistake.
Izzie: I was gonna punch that kid. I mean what kind of selfish idiot. His father was sick!He's really sick and all he cares about is that stupid money!
Alex: The guy most have done something really bad to make the kid so angry.
Izzie: Maybe he just cares about his son but the moron is too emotionally stunted to let him.
Alex: Okay, I'm trying to be eh. I am. But this here. Right this, this is exactly your problem. anda get all wrapped up and involved and anda just start, anda start caring about people. Your patient in there, he is the moron! His son is never gonna give him what he wants and he is just gonna be dissapointed. And the sooner he gets that, the sooner anda get that...
Izzie: No, go on. Please. Be a selfish ass. So then at least I know what to expect, cause being a decent guy one saat and being a total jerk the next, is getting really old, Alex. So who's it gonna be? Pick one.
Alex: What?
Izzie: I care about you. I care about you. And I'm not gonna go crazy, and I'm not gonna try to kill myself. And I'm not gonna stop caring about you, no matter how hard anda push me away.
Alex: Shut up and get out of my room.
Izzie: No. I care about you. And I know anda care about me too and it's not too late for us.
Alex: Get out of my room.
Izzie: Admit it. Admit that anda care about me too. I know anda do. And I care about you. I care about you. I care about you. I care about you. I care about you. I...
(Alex kisses Izzie)
Alex: So are we screwing other people atau not?
Izzie: What?
Alex: I just wanna know if you're gonna go off and screw O'Maley atau some other loser because then I won't have to batal my plans with a chick from peeds.
Izzie: You're an ass.
Alex: What?
Alex: What's wrong with you?
Izzie: Alex: What's wrong with you? Izzie: What's wrong with me? We've been sleeping together for a week and already you're bored. I am hot! And great in bed. So what is wrong with YOU?
Alex: I didn't say that I was bored. I just asked whether atau not I should keep sleeping with Michelle. I'm asking if you're all in. What's so wrong with that?
Izzie: You're a barbarian. How can I be all-inn with an actual barbarian?
Alex: Fine. holly in radiology thinks I have a hot ass. I'll tap that next.
Izzie: anda do that.
Izzie: I thought anda we're sleeping with Michelle tonight. atau was it Jackie?
Alex: Iz
Izzie: I've had a hard hari Alex. Would anda please just leave me alone?
Alex: Izzie.
Izzie: What?
Alex: I'm not good at this. Alright, I'm not good at relationships atau talking about stupid feelings and anda are. So maybe anda could teach me atau something, anda know. Tell me what I did wrong.
Izzie: anda don't want us to see other people. anda don't want us to see other people and that's how anda tried to tell me. sejak asking if it was cool if anda screwed Michelle.
Alex: Laughing is not helping.
Izzie: I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
(They kiss)
Izzie: So anda want lessons huh?
Alex: I want lessons.
Izzie: Okay, anda start with: Isobel Stevens, anda are staggeringly good in bed, you're amazingly smart, wonderfully funny, and anda care about animals.
Alex: That's where I start?
Izzie: Yeah and then anda say: anda wanna go steady with me?
Alex: That's what I would say if it was 1952.
(They Ciuman again) Izzie: Alex? anda wanna go steady with me?
Alex: If that's what anda want. I mean yeah, whatever.
Izzie: Did anda bring me down here for sex? Cause I don't know, I'm not really in the mood.
Alex: Wanna see some dead guys?
Izzie: Why?
Alex: Come on
Izzie: Why would anda say that? Why?
Alex: Kadavers. For practice.
Izzie: What?
Alex: For the solo surgery
Izzie: What is this?
Alex: I heard anda where having a crappy hari I thought this would cheer anda up.
(Izzie starsts laughing)
Alex: What?
Izzie: It's like a bouquet. Of corpses. That is so ooh I'm sorry. No. It's crazy. He's dead. He's dead. Just so many dead people today.
Izzie: Alex, sejak the way. Thank you. For bringing me the corpses. It was very sweet.
Izzie: (to Denny) anda can't be here. I have to alih on. I Cinta anda and I will always Cinta anda but I have to alih on. That's why I had that patient today and that's why I helped saving his life so I wouldn't feel guilty anymore. And I have to alih on so please, anda have to go.
Alex: Go where? Are anda okay?
Izzie: Yes. Yes.
(Izzie kisses Alex)
Izzie: I'm totally okay. I'm fine. Everything's fine. I have to change but I'll meet anda at the bar okay?
